Chapter 629: The Classics Reappear

Although it is only the opening scene, the protagonist has not shown his face yet, as the saying goes, the layman looks at the lively insider.

Many guests saw this first scene, but they were a little surprised, especially a few directors.

Because from the first scene, from the first laugh, it feels like an exaggerated performance, whether it is grabbing garbage, or that word, or dialogue, it gives people a sense of absurdity, but it doesn't make people feel uncomfortable, but they can't help but want to laugh after watching it.

Nonsensical comedy? Some media reporters wrote in their notebooks the type of film that Tang Feng said.

Soon everyone chased and fought for Tang Bohu's Mobao, and then the camera switched. From top to bottom, a row of pen holders appears, and then a hand reaches out to take one of the thick brushes.

Such a picture makes it easy to think that Tang Bohu is practicing calligraphy or painting with a pen. Next, Tang Bohu played by Zhou Xingci appeared, but what made people's jaws drop was that he did not write and paint with a pen, but brushed chicken wings with a pen dipped in soy sauce.

Some of the people with low laughter were directly amused by this unexpected scene.

"Young master, is a plate of soy sauce enough?" At this time, one of Tang Bohu's servants asked.

Tang Bohu, played by Zhou Xingci, said gracefully: "Take your time!" ”

Servant: "Now that there are so many people from outside asking for paintings, do you really want to ignore them?" ”

Tang Bohu: "Young master is not in the mood to paint today, take a few bags of garbage for them?" ”

"Yes!"

The servant left, but when he went out, he met Zhu Zhishan (played by Zheng Chao), one of the four talents, inside the door!

"Ahh Brother Tang! Zhu Zhishan shouted with some exaggeration.

"Hey, Brother Zhu!" Tang Bohu's tone also responded somewhat exaggeratedly.

It was only that the atmosphere was completely destroyed soon, and Zhu Zhishan's tone rose sharply, and he shouted: "Brother Tang, help!" ”

And Tang Bohu seemed to have expected Zhu Zhishan to be like this early on, and he was not surprised by his actions at all, but still said leisurely: "It seems that Brother Zhu must have lost in the casino again?" ”

"The parents who gave birth to me. Brother Tang, who knows me! "Zhu Zhishan is exaggerated.

"Among the four great talents in Jiangnan, Brother Zhu is the most free and easy, and everyone knows it! The so-called wind blows the eggshell, wealth goes to people's happiness, this is your motto, isn't it? Tang Bohu said.

"You have won awards, but compared to Brother Tang, you are unruly. The little brother has to be out of reach, right? "Zhuzhishan Road.

"Hahahaha!" Tang Bohu let out that trademark laugh, and then suddenly changed color and said: "It's just that Brother Zhu, you lose a few hundred taels every few days, and if you lose it all, you will come to call for help, it's not a way to do it all the time, right?" ”

"Insightfully, the younger brother is in view of this, this time he broke the axe and sunk the boat, and lost everything that he could lose in his life at once, a full 300,000 taels. I hope Brother Tang will paint thirty paintings for me, so that I can pay off my debts and save my life! ”

I have to say that although Zheng Chao is a newcomer, but when he starred in Zhu Zhishan, he still showed the word "cheap" to the fullest, this kind of shameless words, but it was extremely humorous when he said it in his mouth, and he also looked like a matter of course.

"Hahaha. I'm rubbing, no wonder Tang Feng wants to use that method to find actors. is such a cheap Zhu Zhishan, and it is really not something that ordinary people can play. ”

"yes, too. It's cheap! ”

Tang Bohu turned his face and said angrily: "Wang... Bastard, do you treat me like a good person? Want 300,000 taels? Interview! ”

"Plop"! Zhu Zhishan suddenly knelt down and hugged Tang Bohu's thigh, begging: "Don't be like this, it's all my fault." I'm not good, I'm kowtowing now and admitting my mistakes. Don't you think about the fact that I borrowed the jade thin group to give you a good time, you also think about the fact that I have helped you sell paintings for a lot of money in the past few years! Now the brothers outside said. After the three pillars of incense, I won't get thirty paintings, and I'll have to dismantle eight pieces! Help me! ”

"Three-pillar incense? Hmph, don't say that my brother doesn't take care of you, I will definitely write a couplet for you in your mourning hall. One writes: death is more than innocent, one writes: death is not a pity! You've made your choice! Tang Bohu said.

"Bohu, don't be so good, okay? It's a big deal, I'll swear a poisonous oath. If I gamble again in the future, I will let the ugliest woman in the world take turns to rape every night until her body is complete and crumbling, right? Zhu Zhishan swore poisonously.

Not to mention Tang Bohu in the movie, even the audience who was watching the film was directly disgusted by Zhu Zhishan's 'vicious' oath. People are cheap. People are so cheap to even swear a poisonous oath!

"Huh?!" Tang Bohu was shocked: "Can you make such a tragic poisonous oath? Okay, I'll help you again! Come on, the four treasures of the study are waiting! ”

Soon, the people of the Tang Mansion prepared the four treasures of the study, and several pieces of white paper tens of meters long were spread out on the ground. Spliced together, it is naturally not difficult for the audience to guess that Tang Bohu is going to paint a huge painting.

Zhu Zhishan felt that he was saved, and patted his ass: "Brother Tang is really loyal and courageous, and he has a chivalrous heart!" ”

Tang Bohu said impatiently: "Don't talk nonsense, take it off for me!" ”

"Huh? Undressing? Zhu Zhishan didn't understand why he was undressing, and the audience didn't understand either, so everyone was curious. The next paragraph can be said to be the first small climax of the whole film, a classic clip in the classic of the king of comedy, Tang Bohu used Zhu Zhishan's body to paint.

Back to the plot of the movie, although Zhu Zhishan didn't understand why Tang Bohu asked him to take off his clothes, he still took off his clothes obediently and only wore a hat. Holding his little brother with both hands, he looks more funny than funny.

Many viewers in the audience were thundered by such a thunderous scene, but not to mention, in fact, Zheng Chao's figure is still good, of course, at this time, who cares about this?

After Zhu Zhishan took off his clothes, everyone became more curious, why did Tang Bohu paint and Zhu Zhishan took off his clothes?

In the movie, Zhu Zhishan was also at a loss, and his brother asked, "Hey, what are you doing?" ”

The answer was soon revealed, and it was not Tang Bohu who answered this question, but a basin of ink splashed by Tang Bohu, and Zhu Zhishan was directly drenched in black.

The stirring and cheerful melody of music sounded, Tang Bohu grabbed a thick brush and poked it into Zhu Zhishan's mouth, and then showed his miraculous painting skills.

The audience looked at Tang Bohu on the big screen in amazement, watching Zhu Zhishan being tossed and turned with Tang Bohu's painting, until he was directly tossed and foamed at the mouth.

And Tang Bohu's paintings are not finished. I saw Tang Bohu perform a superb light skill, like a butterfly dancing on the paper, and the last one fell to the ground with a tumultuous and steady fall.

Looking at this picture at this time, it doesn't seem to be very good, under the curiosity of the audience, Tang Bohu took a sip of tea, and then "Poof!" "Spray tea all over the painting.

The tea was sprayed on the white paper, and an ordinary, messy painting suddenly turned decay into magic, becoming a picture of "the eagle spreads its wings and swallows the world".

In the film, the servants and Zhu Zhishan were dumbfounded, and the audience and pretended to be outside the film were also dumbfounded.

"Bang bang bang!" The audience and guests applauded.

"It's worthy of Tang Feng, it's worthy of being a miracle son, it's too good!"

"Wonderful, I'm rubbing, you can still paint like this!"

"That picture, the blind buddy's Zhang Krypton's eyes are bright!" (To be continued.) )