Chapter 5 Straightforward Analysis of the Three Kingdoms

Classroom.

The last row.

"Xiaotian, do you know who you messed with today?" Wang Dazhui looked at Bai Xiaotian worriedly and asked.

"Who?" Bai Xiaotian turned his head to look at Wang Dazhui.

"One is the leader of the rogues, the rogue forest; the other is the main player of the school basketball team, the ball king Lee; Let's put aside these two combat values, let's just talk about influence, one is that you are dangerous when you leave school; Second, you're also dangerous at school. Wang Dazhui worried.

"That's right." Bai Xiaotian touched his chin and said, "Then I should be fine in the class, right?" ”

"Uh......" Wang Dazhui thought for a while and said: "There should be no big thing in the class, after all, our homeroom teacher is a person who protects calves with cow eggs." ”

"That's fine, take a good class." Bai Xiaotiandao.

Bai Xiaotian has the knowledge of the fairy world, and the things in this university classroom, he doesn't have to learn them at all, he has already analyzed them, saying that he is going to take classes well, but that is just to let the other party take classes well, and he is ready to sleep.

The ball king Li and the rogue Lin in Wang Da Hammer's mouth will definitely not be able to enter Bai Xiaotian's eyes.

"Today, let's talk about the Three Kingdoms, the Three Kingdoms, it was an era of heroes, first of all, the three major gangster leaders are Cao Cao, Sun Quan and Liu Bei, and secondly, ......" The history teacher stepped in front of Bai Xiaotian, and he straightened his throat "Ahem!" ”

Bai Xiaotian raised his head, he looked at the teacher and said: "Teacher, if your throat is uncomfortable, then drink more fat sea, it's really serious, then buy some emergency syrup, don't take it if you can take medicine, it's three points poison." Of course, it also depends on where it is produced, for example, a series of drugs of the Xianjia brand, which still have quality assurance. ”

The history teacher originally reminded Bai Xiaotian not to sleep, but he never thought that the other party would not sleep, but he said a lot of things, and immediately, he became angry.

"Bai Xiaotian, get up!" The history teacher said very majestically.

"Yes, I'll get up." Bai Xiaotian stood up.

"Bai Xiaotian, let me ask you. Why is it that during the period of the Three Kingdoms, the Three Kingdoms were established, and then as soon as the three giants were over, the Three Kingdoms were merged into one? The history teacher said.

"That's a good question." Bai Xiaotian nodded and said, "First, when the Three Kingdoms existed, the IQ and strength of those three hooligan leaders were all about the same. First of all, talk about Lao Liu, hiding in the mountains, you can't fight, eh, you can't fight; To fight him, you need to pay ten times as many troops to take it. Then let's talk about Lao Sun, that guy is hiding on the water, the water army is strong, the water army, Lao Cao doesn't have it, if he is specially trained to fight him, it will not be successful in terms of time and effort; Finally, talking about Lao Cao, he is a strong army, but he doesn't even have a smart IQ under his banner, so it is inevitable that everyone will not dare to mess with him, and he can't take others. In the later period, the high IQ of Lao Sun and Lao Liu was hanged, and Lao Cao had a long-term military advisor who did not die, and suddenly, his IQ became the head of everyone, so of course it was recovered. ”

The history teacher looked at Bai Xiaotian, as far as he heard the straightforward explanation, although it was straightforward, it was basically the same thing, it seemed that this kid was not pure sleep, and there was still some goods in his stomach.

"Of course......" Bai Xiaotian looked at the history teacher and said: "I think that you still have to cultivate the truth, if Cao Cao has two cultivators, flying eaves and walking on the wall, and directly go to Lao Sun and Lao Liu's nest to arrest them, and live together, then Lao Liu and Lao Sun's territory will simply be self-defeating." ”

"Xiuzhen?" The history teacher swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

"Well, Xiuzhen, as long as you cultivate to the infancy of the Yuan Dynasty, you can fly at will with a flying sword, not to mention catching Lao Liu and Lao Sun, it is not impossible to attack the United States at night and arrest Obama." Bai Xiaotian affirmed.

"Hahaha!" Above the class, a boy immediately pointed at Bai Xiaotian and sneered.

With the lead of a boy, the atmosphere of the whole class suddenly improved.

"Diao, you're fit to write a novel! You arrange for a protagonist to travel to the Three Kingdoms, and then play Xiuzhen, and finally kill the Quartet, this idea is quasi-fire. A boy in the class pointed to Bai Xiaotiandao.

"Sit down!" The teacher looked at Bai Xiaotian with a black face.

"Uh......" Bai Xiaotian nodded and sat down.

"You're really lucky, the history teacher must be in a good mood today, otherwise, according to his style, a stack of books will be smashed directly on your head." Wang Dazhui whispered at Bai Xiaotian.

"Am I wrong?" Bai Xiaotian was a little dazed.

A figure moved to Bai Xiaotian's side, he was burly, and his face was cold.

"Dude, borrow some money." The boy said.

Bai Xiaotian turned his head and glanced at it, it seemed that the person who encouraged him to write a novel just now seemed to be the one in front of him, he shook his head and said, "When I write a novel, it will become popular, and I will lend you the manuscript fee if I have it." ”

"What the am I kidding you? Borrow some money to use, or you'll wait for me to clean you up after class. There was a cold glint in the boy's eyes.

"Teacher!" Bai Xiaotian raised his hand.

"What's the matter?" The history teacher had just taken two steps when he turned to look at Bai Xiaotian.

"This joke said that he asked me to borrow money, and when I said no, he said that he was not joking with me, and if I didn't lend it to him, he would beat me after class. With such an attitude, I feel that even if I lend it to him, he will have to beat me if he can't keep it. That's not the point, the point is that I don't think he will pay me back. Bai Xiaotian pointed to the head on the right side of his body and said.

The history teacher walked over with a stack of books, looked directly at Zhang Tiezhu and said, "Did you say these things?" ”

Zhang Tiezhu's eyes flickered a little and said, "Teacher, how can you believe Bai Xiaotian's words?" This guy just reads too many books and has hallucinations and auditory hallucinations. ”

"Hallucination! Auditory hallucinations! Diao silk! Borrow money! The history teacher smashed Zhang Tiezhu with a stack of books when he said a word, and he smashed it four times after saying four words, and after smashing it, he glared at Zhang Tiezhu and said, "Is there such a thing?" ”

"No, no, absolutely not." Zhang Tiezhu waved his hand, and he couldn't admit it now.

"Will there be one after that?" The history teacher continued.

"No, no, absolutely not in the future." Zhang Tiezhu waved his hand.

"Very well, continue the class." The history teacher nodded in satisfaction and turned around.

"Boy, you wait for me, my boss is a rogue forest." Zhang Tiezhu stared into Bai Xiaotian's eyes.

"Teacher, Zhang Tiezhu asked me to wait, he said that his boss is a rogue forest, I don't know what this sentence means." Bai Xiaotian stood up and said.

Zhang Tiezhu immediately stood up and ran towards the back door of the classroom. He had no doubt that he would have to be smashed by a history teacher if he took a step.