Chapter 5: Innocence is fucking dead
Zhang Ziyi ignored the teacher's eyes, and walked towards Yang Shuxia with a wicked smile, "Little shrimp, tell you, hey-" Zhang Ziyi, who reached out to put his arms around Yang Shuxia's neck, stretched out his hand and gestured, and said strangely: "Little shrimp, why are you taller than yesterday?" ”
"Where's the height?"
"It's just tall, you were a lot shorter than me yesterday, why are you almost the same today."
"I'm wearing height-booster shoes, okay?"
"There is annihilation, there is absolute annihilation. However, the brother understands, understands. ”
Yang Shuxia was surprised, "What do you understand?" ”
"It's not enough brother, isn't it, just yesterday, who do you want to hide from your pig brother."
"When did I become Brother Pig, my surname is Yang and not Zhu."
"I know your surname is Yang. Forget the Song Meimei we met at the restaurant yesterday at noon. ”
"What Song Meimei?"
"Pretend, pretend. How did I see the beauty yesterday, I had the expression of a toad finally seeing a beautiful swan. ”
Yang Shuxia was speechless, he was dizzy by the equipment master system in his mind yesterday, where to pay attention to whether it was a beauty or a dinosaur sitting at the table.
"No, what kind of height-increasing shoes do you wear?"
"Who told you I was wearing height-boosters?"
"Cut, did you just say it yourself?" Zhang Ziyi looked disdainful, "Don't tell me, your height is not because of heightened shoes, but overnight." ”
Yang Shuxia patted his head speechlessly, "Okay, I'm wearing heightened shoes." You can take care of the birds. ”
"Hehe," Zhang Ziyi smiled silverly, "Brother understands, understands." Song Zhihui's beautiful figure is not to say, but she is a little taller than you, which will indeed have a little impact on your fragile self-esteem. ”
"Hey, hey, hey." The more Zhang Ziyi laughed, the more silver he became, and the fire of gossip was burning, "Brother, brother told you." In order to reward you for love at first sight, God has parachuted Song Meimei into our class. ”
Yang Shuxia rolled his eyes, can this product understand love at first sight?
"Brother, your response is not enthusiastic enough!"
Yang Shuxia rolled his eyes again.
"Brother, your enthusiasm should be a little higher, and then a little higher, at least it should be to the level of ecstasy."
Yang Shuxia lowered his head and walked quickly.
"Brother, with a shy performance like yours, you can't catch up with a beautiful girl. Brother is a master of chasing love in the midst of thousands of flowers, and you have to ...... chasing girls."
Yang Shuxia searched left and right, why didn't he come to sell tofu, so that he could take a piece of tofu and smash it on the head of the goods. Why don't you just put the head of this thing into the wall? It's embarrassing to say that you're chasing girls, and you've always smashed it directly with money, okay?
The class bell finally rang, and Zhang Ziyi's chatter finally stopped in his ears. can think of the disdainful glance of Song Zhihui, who was sitting not far away before class, and the ambiguous eyes of the surrounding classmates. Yang Shuxia was speechless in his heart, and he knew without thinking about it that under the propaganda of Zhang Ziyi, a bad friend, everyone knew that he was "secretly in love" with Song Zhihui.
The third period is physical education, and the person who teaches physical education is Teacher Han, nicknamed Han Bangbang, who only came this semester. Because Mr. Han came to the school to study in Bangziguo for two years, and he respected the culture and art of Bangziguo, he was given the nickname of Han Bangbang by his classmates.
Han Bangbang is tall and handsome, coupled with his sturdy figure as a physical education teacher, which attracted many girls in the class to start a nymphomaniac, and he was immediately promoted to the number one thorn in the eye and a thorn in the flesh of the boys in the class.
"Students, today I will teach you a little bit of the basics of taekwondo. As we all know, taekwondo is the national art of South Korea, which is based on leg methods, pursues speed, strength and effect, does not pay attention to showmanship, and all movements are centered on technical fighting------ "Han Bangbang wore a taekwondo uniform today with a black belt around his waist.
"Today, what I want to teach you is Taekwondo Qualities, the first chapter of the eight chapters of Tai Chi. Taekwondo is similar to the routines of Chinese martial arts. The Eight Chapters of Tai Chi is one of the basic qualities, and it is the basic qualities that beginners in taekwondo must master. Now, everyone disperse and follow my movements. ”
Everyone dispersed and stood still. Follow Han Bangbang's movements, and do it one by one.
Turn left and cut down, right step punch, then turn down and punch, left step punch...... Although everyone's movements are not standard, they are quite decent. After all, it is only the most basic Tai Chi chapter of taekwondo, and it is not very difficult for seven or eight-year-old children who are new to taekwondo to practice in the country of sticks.
But when he did the right forward kick, Han Bangbang shouted, "Stop." ”
"When you do a forward kick, you have to be high enough. Look at me, everybody. ”
Han Bangbang twisted his body and exerted his strength, took off into the air, and made a free wheel kick, his action was chic, which caused a burst of exclamations, and little stars had already appeared in the eyes of many female students.
Han Bangbang fell to the ground, his chest rose and fell sharply, and he watched the reaction of his classmates, especially some female classmates, with satisfaction. "The action I just did is called a kick in the air, and the height reaches two meters one. Of course, this is a difficult move that only a black belt in taekwondo needs to master, and you don't need to be at this level, but you also need to kick to the height above the waist. ”
"Wow, teacher, that's hard."
"Actually, it's not difficult, everyone should pay attention to mastering the essentials of the movement. Start by lifting your center of gravity up, lifting your left heel slightly, and then kicking your right foot forward. Okay, everybody do it with me. ”
Except for more than a dozen students who are more sports-loving, the others are playing crookedly, and Han Bangbang shook his head again and again.
"Too bad. Okay, let's practice freely, and I'll give you individual guidance, okay? ”
"Good!" Everyone responded with a bang. More extroverted girls are shouting, "Teacher, teacher, can you guide me first?" ”
"Okay, don't worry, the teacher will guide you one by one." Han Bangbang said, walked towards a more beautiful girl, and held her waist with both hands, "Come, follow the teacher's strength to do it, and lift the center of gravity first." A hint of blush crept up the girl's face.
Yang Shuxia was kicking for a while, when he suddenly heard an inaudible murmur, "Teacher, don't." ”
If it weren't for Yang Shuxia's physique being strengthened to five .one, his hearing would have been greatly improved, and he wouldn't have been able to hear this faint voice at all. Looking at the voice, the girl who was being guided one-on-one by Han Bangbang was already flushed. Yang Shuxia's eyesight was strengthened enough to see ants ten meters away, and one of Han Bangbang's hands was extremely hidden on the inner thigh of the girl, and it seemed that it was still squirming deeply.
Yang Shuxia opened his mouth wide, he couldn't imagine that the tall and handsome Han Bangbang was actually a wolf in sheep's clothing! It turned out to be a scum who mixed into the ranks of people's teachers!
Do you want to expose him? After thinking about it, Yang Shuxia denied the idea. Don't you see, that girl looks like she's enjoying it?
The so-called innocence has long been dead!
After a while, when Han Bangbang left the girl, the girl was already panting and her face was flushed. Han Bangbang's face was calm, "Everyone must not forget the essentials of the movement, the center of gravity should be raised, the left heel should be slightly raised, and the right foot should be kicked forward." ”
This is a veteran pervert! Yang Shuxia sighed secretly, and looked along Han Bangbang's direction, Yang Shuxia's eyes tightened.
Han Bangbang was walking towards Song Zhihui.
Song Zhihui was doing forward kicks one after another, and at first glance, it seemed that there was no difference from other classmates, but Yang Shuxia always felt that there seemed to be something different.
Song Zhihui's afterglow had already discovered the Han Bangbang who was coming, and Yang Shuxia's sharp eyes clearly saw that there was contempt and disdain in Song Zhihui's eyes, and there was a trace of inexplicability that made Yang Shuxia's heart furious.
Han Bangbang had already stood beside Song Zhihui, looking at the peerless chest that was constantly rising and falling with the forward kicking action, swallowed and foamed, and stretched out his hand to help Song Zhihui's back.
"Report!" Yang Shuxia suddenly shouted.