【460】 Beauty and cucumber
A lot of things happened this weekend, the biggest change is that Nanke and Sima Ling have completed their engagement, Sun Xiaogui used to say that Sima is Nanke's "sister who can do it", so thinking about it, he was really wronged when he was kicked into the sand pit by Nanke.
Looking at the usual calm campus, Nank had a feeling of being out of the world, and to some extent he accepted his identity as a clay golem (although [Akaxia Disk] said that he might be another golem), and also accepted his mother's identity as a clay golem, except for his refusal to accept that Liu Wou-Ki was his mother, his life experience has almost changed drastically.
At the end of the first class, Sun Xiaogui was rubbing his round glasses with red rimmed eyes in the next seat, smiling very cheaply and not knowing what bad ideas he was thinking. The two classmates in front of Wang Xueman's seat were arguing over the correct answer to a question and almost started to fight, Wang Xueman, as the former class president, hurriedly persuaded him: "It's not good to fight!" Since it is a problem caused by learning, can't you use paper and pen to decide the winner? ”
After being persuaded in this way, Student A used the pencil in his hand as a throwing gun and aimed it at Student B's nostrils, while Student B rolled up the test paper on the table and threw it at A's mouth.
"You guys! It's not like you have to use pen and paper to decide the winner! ”
Wang Xueman was inexplicably grief-stricken, and Li Lan arrived in time to stop the absurd behavior of classmates A and B.
Li Lan met Nanke under the old locust tree in the playground before the physics experiment class began, she was not polite, and when she saw Nanke's face, she reached out to him to ask for the remnant ring and the jade mobile phone, Li Lan knew that Nanke couldn't get it so quickly, just to create tension for Nanke. Keep him busy. In this way, I don't have time to care if I am a spy or not.
"Hey, hey, hey. How can it be so fast, you really want to get the eldest lady's temper immediately! ”
Nanke noticed that Li Lan's school uniform skirt that was burned last night had been replaced with a new one, even the top, Li Lan must have several sets of the same school uniform in case of emergency, Nanke felt that Li Lan was just for the convenience of changing clothes, but he didn't expect that this also included the wear and tear of those school uniforms that were damaged when she transformed into the body of a demon god - Li Lan is a half-demon, and her clothes can't be semi-spiritualized, so if they are broken, they are broken.
"The Remnant Ring has to wait. As for the jade phone, I don't have it myself, so I'll have to apply for a starter pack from the exorcist......" Nanke muttered, "By the way, you took my shirt home last night, can you find a chance to return it to me?" ”
Li Lan raised her eyebrows, clasped her hands in front of her chest, and snorted, "That dirty shirt with your sweat stink has been thrown into the incinerator by me!" I didn't settle accounts with you when I broke my skirt, and I still want to get that torn shirt back? ”
Nanke felt that Li Lan was unreasonable, he received his grandfather's revolutionary education since he was a child, and believed that no matter how rich a person was, he could not deliberately waste it. It was obviously a very comfortable shirt, but it was inexplicably put into the incinerator. It's neither economical nor environmentally friendly.
"Really, if you don't know how to save material resources so much, your parents must have spoiled you......"
Nanke didn't mention Li Lan's parents okay, but when he mentioned it, it touched Li Lan's sadness, only to see the black long straight beautiful girl's face sad and crying, Nanke immediately ran out of ideas, and hurriedly apologized: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, anyway, forget about the shirt, I'll give you the remnant ring and jade mobile phone in two days!" ”
Li Lan didn't like to cry originally, especially unwilling to cry in front of people, but after listening to Biflons' advice, she found that the tear offensive was extremely effective for Nanke, just like this time, there was no need to cry at all, as long as she made a "crying" posture, Nanke would disarm and surrender, which made Li Lan very proud as if she had discovered a new world.
(What, it turns out that human males are so stupid that they are at a loss as long as a beautiful girl shows a sad expression...... In fact, what does it matter to you that they are sad? Who knows if it's pretending to be like me? )
In fact, Li Lan really underestimated the camouflage ability of human women in this regard, and demon girls only show sad expressions when they are mentioned to trigger sadness (such as parents), but many human women don't care about being sad or not, as long as their wishes are not satisfied, they can cry until they get a new phone or a new bag.
Li Lan was only half a step on the road of female scheming, and Nanke walked near the cafeteria, and she snickered (which she didn't hide at all) under the locust tree, making Nanke look from afar and not know what to say.
"Deserted night, do you think Li Lan may be a demon spy?" Nanke asked about the desolate night in the Black Ring, today it is the turn of the temporary precept spirit Desolate Night to accompany him to Dongshan No. 1 Middle School, firstly, Nanke wants to increase contact with Desolate Night to familiarize himself with the magic of the Black Ring, and secondly, taking Desolate Night with him can also reduce contact with Coco.
"I don't see any difference between her and ordinary humans," Araya replied, "either she's a half-demon who is many times weaker than Zhuo Yun, or she's stronger than me--it's not easy to be stronger than me, a second-generation demon god, with a half-demon body--it's useless to talk to her identity, you have to create a little emergency." ”
"What kind of contingency?" As soon as Nanke spoke, his eyes fell on a bamboo basket of cucumbers piled up at the back door of the cafeteria, these cucumbers were naturally prepared for "cucumber slices", but the cucumber slices in the cafeteria never saw cucumbers without meat slices, except for Wang Xueman, who didn't mind being a vegetarian, most of the students were angry when they saw cucumbers.
"Mr. Ke, while Li Lan is in a daze under the locust tree, you use gravity to control two or three cucumbers to fly over, and Li Lan is suddenly attacked, maybe you can't hide your identity, and you will show some abilities beyond humans."
"Huh? You're pretty bad on a deserted night! As long as the other party is not Zhuo Yun or Coco, no matter how beautiful a girl is, you can treat it so cold-bloodedly? ”
The reason why so many cucumbers came out at once was that Nanke did not have a deep grasp of the magic power of the black ring and could not control the strength well, and secondly, Nanke hated the cucumbers in the cucumber slices and wanted to destroy more.
At this time, Li Lan had stayed under the locust tree enough and was about to leave, but he heard the wind in the back of his head, and when he turned around, he found that nine cucumbers with water droplets on the surface flew towards him quickly.
Nanke moves very fast, so even if someone sees the cucumber floating in the air, most of them will think that Nanke threw the cucumber out with his arm strength, and the cucumbers in the cafeteria are all bargains bought in the vegetable market, sacrificing these cucumbers to detect whether Li Lan is an undercover agent of the demons, and at the same time complying with the wishes of the classmates to reduce the number of cucumbers, doing twice the result with half the effort, it is not a waste.
Li Lan was also clever, she realized that these cucumbers were coming for her, and immediately ran away from under the tree, once she ran to the open field, the floating cucumbers would be seen by everyone if she continued to chase, Nanke would not take that risk to continue to use gravity.
"There's no way, make some explosions to scare her, whether she shows a flaw or not, it's over!"
Nanke controlled the nine cucumbers to hit the trunk of the thick locust tree in turn, only to hear a burst of "whoop", the first eight cucumbers were all smashed into slag, and the water inside fell down, all of which were poured on the head of Li Lan, who didn't have time to run far, so that the head of the second (3) class of high school became a soup chicken, and then the last cucumber was not broken enough, it bounced back from the trunk, and it fell from Li Lan's neckline into the inside of the jacket, and Wang Xueman might be sandwiched between his chest, But the cucumber slid out of Li Lan's washboard without hindrance......
Li Lan stood in place and stared at Nanke by the cafeteria with a murderous gaze, and slashed Nanke a thousand times in her heart and cursed ten thousand times, she was as embarrassed as if she had been suddenly doused by a torrential rain on a sunny day.
"I'm sorry, I actually just wanted to give you a few cucumbers to try, but I messed up." Nanke took out a cucumber from the bamboo basket and put it in his mouth and took a bite, his innocent expression was quite a bit from Qianxue's true biography.
Li Lan was about to have a seizure, Sun Xiaogui happened to pass by, and when he saw Li Lan drenched all over his body, his eyes immediately straightened, and his mouth was cheap: "Oh, class leader, I haven't seen you for a while, why are you wet like this!?" ”
A head of hair dripping down, Li Lan was inconvenient to speak, she stretched out her hand and pointed at Sun Xiaogui, the expression on her face was clearly "If you beat Sun Xiaogui, I will spare you", Nanke felt that Sun Xiaogui was his best friend, and it was not righteous to beat him in order to exonerate himself, but he was pleased to see that not far behind Sun Xiaogui, Li Jiaqi, who had been working against Li Lan recently, came over.
Nanke pointed at Li Jiaqi with his hand, which means "Is it okay to beat Li Jiaqi instead?" Seeing Li Jiaqi gloating, Li Lan would definitely not say anything good, so he nodded, Nan caravan Sun Xiaogui, and walked towards Li Jiaqi with his arms and sleeves.
"Hey, what are you doing! I haven't offended you! I'm just curious to see the squad leader's wet 'body temptation'! Yes! ”
"Wow! The squad leader was drenched in water, not only did not express sympathy, but also used the word 'wet' to lure 'bewilderment'? You're the one who beats you! Sun Xiaogui, you hit me hard! If you don't hit the squad leader hard, I won't forgive you! ”
This matter is the suggestion of the desolate night, Nan Ke is the executor, Sun Xiaogui is the first person to laugh, but Li Jiaqi became the first person to be beaten in a daze, although Nan Ke's subordinates are merciful, and Sun Xiaogui does not hurt when he beats people......
"Li Lan, you bad guy! As a class leader, he ordered others to beat his classmates! I'm going to fight you to the end! Li Jiaqi screamed, "I want to write a poem to the radio station to accuse you of your crimes!" I'm going to draw you on the blackboard as the dictator Hitler! Bastard, you have the ability to kick me and kick me personally! ”
In essence, Li Jiaqi is M like Sun Xiaogui, and he especially hopes that a strong girl like Li Lan will trample on him, but Li Lan is now covered in water and can't tell the difference. (To be continued......)