Chapter 3 There is a conspiracy ♂
Chapter 3 has a conspiracy ♂
"That ......" Akalin had a somewhat evasive expression on his face, as if he wanted to say something, but he didn't dare to say it.
May scratched her head: "What's wrong?" ”
"Hmph, I didn't expect me to be such an image in your heart......"
A sneering voice suddenly sounded from behind May who was dancing with teeth and claws, making his whole body freeze, and cold sweat slowly slipped down his forehead.
"In a sense, you're not wrong, or it's perfectly correct, but have you come to your senses?"
Standing behind May was a young man with an extremely handsome appearance but a serious and dignified face, with a pair of eyes, who looked about the same age as May, but was much taller.
He looked at May with a non-smiling smile, scanning up and down with the eyes of an animal waiting to be slaughtered, and then reached out and pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose.
With a sound like a sharp sword unsheathed, it was obviously in a dark office, but his flat mirror still reflected a strange light that would kill.
May knelt on the spot, turned around tremblingly, and looked at the young man who didn't know when he appeared behind him, with an expression on his face that was about to cry: "Dragon God...... The Great Demon King......"
"Huh?" The killing light flashed again.
May decisively knelt down, lying on the ground and shouting without discipline: "Long live Your Highness the Dragon God, long live, long live, long live!" ”
Long Shencheng didn't say anything, slowly walked to the back of the desk, pulled out the boss's chair and sat down, his elbows on the table to support his chin, and put on a classic appearance of Commander Ikati, still magically reflecting the blinding glasses in the dim room, so that May and Akalin couldn't see his expression clearly.
"I already know what you're here for."
"Huh? We haven't said anything yet? ”
"Isn't it just a trivial thing like a time machine traveling through time and space, I'm already tired of playing with that thing, so I put the time machine in that kind of corner place, expecting that idiot to inadvertently touch it out and use it, and then cry to come to me, by the way, I don't have full energy in the time machine, so I can only travel through the past, but I can't go back to the original era in the future, because I will run out of energy at one time." The Great Demon King of the Dragon God pushed his glasses casually, and then said something that seemed very terrifying.
"Is time travel trifle? Besides, you made that time machine! And you said something very excessive, what if someone accidentally travels to the super ancient? Won't you come back? Oh, that's not the point, the most important thing is that you need to find a way to fix it and send Akarin back! "At this moment, May has forgotten his fears and is possessed by the god of spit (if there is one), and at this point, he is no longer fighting alone!
"I refuse." Without thinking about it, Long Shencheng spit out three words clearly.
May was silent for a moment, then shouted with Akarin, "Hey! Why! Isn't that something you made up? ”
"Huh." Shake S III smiled indifferently, his expression unwavering: "That thing I did right, but I didn't ask you to use it, and I have already written the word 'don't press' on the button, you yourself are doing it without permission, I didn't ask you to hold you accountable for tampering with other people's things, and now you want me to finish it up for you?" ”
"Nonsense, the words you wrote on the button are in the ancient seal script of the Celestial Empire, okay! Someone who could understand that thing in junior high school! ”
"Me."
The corners of May's mouth twitched, speechless, and Akalin shouted anxiously, "Oops! How can it! Then I can't go back! ”
Regarding her noise, Elder Dragon God just glanced at her lightly and said coldly, "Shut up." ”
Immediately, the poor girl with no sense of existence was petrified like a rock.
"Actually......" Then, he said casually: "It's not impossible to let me help, it's just that, May, you should understand the rules." ”
May's face turned pale: "...... Yes, you say, left hand or right hand this time? ”
"What do I want that thing for, even if I dig out one of your kidneys, I can't buy a screw on that machine."
“…… So what exactly do you want to do? ”
Long Shencheng smiled coldly, and two killing lights were reflected in his glasses: "Don't do anything, you just take off your underwear and put it on your head, and then go out and run around the playground three times, and finally shout 'transformation' three times, and that's it!" ”
"That can't be done! And wouldn't I be a pervert in that way! I'm going to be caught as a psychopath! ”
"Then it can't be helped." Long Shencheng made a helpless move, but his expression was still rigid, but there was no change in the slightest: "Since you don't want to, forget it, Then you can only go and collect the fat times of the seven girls, summon the heroic spirits to fight, and finally get the cuppy, and then at the cost of becoming a witch, fulfill your wish, fill the time machine with energy, and send this fool (referring to Akalin) again without knowing that time and space, so you can only sigh and die, the last sentence of life is to know that you shouldn't eat instant noodles for breakfast, and you want to snatch away your sister's pudding. ”
"Hey, hey, hey! Read down so many words without even adding punctuation marks, you really aren't human! And what's going on with the above slotted words! Let's not mention that any Heroic Spirit would make a holy relic because of a girl's fat times (and it's seven!). And in response to the call, why did you end up with not a dragon or a holy grail but a cuppie! And even if you don't even become a magical girl, you can directly turn into a witch, and in the end, even if you fill the time machine with energy, you can't let Akarin go back! What's more, why did I die inexplicably in the end! And the meaning of the last sentence of life is unclear, hey! ”
"Yo he, you dare to yell and complain in front of me, you have the guts to be good in May......" Long Shencheng nodded, pushed his glasses, and released two killing lights.
May immediately knelt down respectfully and threw herself to the ground: "I'm sorry I was too presumptuous!" ”
"It's really willful, May, but for the sake of being so familiar with each other, I can give you a chance."
Although he said words of great compassion, May was not an idiot, he had been fooled several times, and he just looked at the Dragon God Great Demon King with vigilant eyes at this time: "What crooked ideas do you have!" ”
"Peace of mind, it's not a difficult thing to do this time." With a gentle and kind smile, the Ryujin president took out a flyer from the drawer and handed it to May: "Recently, I heard that the twelve-tone coffee shop of the maid in the seventh block is looking for a pastry chef, and it just so happens that I have a slight relationship with the boss, so as long as you go there on an errand there, I'll help you solve this matter, how about it?" ”
PS: There's a big conspiracy in the last paragraph! Why don't you look for it?