Chapter 639: Which One Is Stronger in Kissing Skills?

"I'm down!" Both inside and outside the film were overwhelmed by this sudden shocking kiss!

This shocking kiss, the cliff is thunder, the audience is scorched on the outside and tender on the inside, even Zhou Xingci himself laughed, in fact, don't look at this is just a momentary pout, but in fact, there are not many times in this scene. But fortunately, the desired effect was achieved, which can be seen by the reaction of the audience.

One by one, they were laughed at by the thunder.

Tang Bohu turned his head to face the camera, full of emotion and said: "I'm sorry, we cherish each other and can't help it." ”

"Without further ado, here we go!" The general staff said as he took a few steps back and said again: "In the picture." The dragon doesn't groan, the tiger doesn't roar, and the little scholar is ridiculous! ”

It's still that familiar taste, it's still the original square... Ahem, no, it's still the familiar pair, in fact, many people have doubts before this, whether those pairs in the pair activity will really appear in the film, and it turns out that Tang Feng did not fool everyone at this point.

Tang Bohu quickly responded: "In the chessboard, the rook has no wheels and no horses, and the general is on guard!" ”

"Good, that's right! That's right! Everyone in Washington applauded, and the audience also applauded.

The general staff was shocked by the intestinal piercing, and immediately said: "Yingying, Yanyan, Cuicui, Honghong, and everywhere are harmonious!" ”

It's just that it's still hard for Tang Bohu: "Rain, rain, wind, wind, flowers, leaves, and leaves are twilight every year!" ”

"Hua'an is really good, Hua'an is so good!"

Seeing this, King Ning was naturally unhappy, and urged: "Hurry up and get right." Death to him, death to him! ”

The general of staff was already sweating on his forehead, and he racked his brains and said, "Ten thoughts." Sijun, Siguo, Sisheji! ”

"Eight eyes together. Enjoy the flowers, the moon and the autumn fragrance! In contrast, Tang Bohu was much more relaxed, and he didn't forget to throw a wink at Qiu Xiang.

"Good, good ......"

Tang Bohu's response was quick and calm, which gave the staff general great pressure on the intestines, and the sweat on his forehead was wiped again. After some contemplation, he continued: "I am superior and majestic, and I show a tiger courage. ”

"You're nasty. Revealing half of a turtle. Head. When Tang Bohu said this, he also made a turtle stick out his head, which detonated the laughter at the scene, which was really too obscene.

"My dignified staff general will lose to you a scholar?" The general of staff was angry about piercing. The voice was a little hurried: "Your family is here to plant trees!" ”

"Ru's bathtub with fish!"

"The fish and the fruit are ripe in my belly!"

"Your mother is here to cook!"

"Huh?" I can't bear the blow to the sausage at last. Take a few steps back and spit blood from your mouth. The blood can't be stopped like a fountain, it looks extremely exaggerated and spectacular!

The audience was a little stunned by this scene, this Nima, can also spray blood like this, it's too exaggerated, but it's really funny.

And after that, King Ning's so-called madness was actually urinating on the spot, which made people even more stunned. This film is really unexpected at every turn.

The film is only more than halfway through here, and the scene is almost bursting with laughter. The second half is also full of jokes. What is unrecognizable, but also my drifting fist, as well as Washington's "one day of death" and the Tang family's "smiling half-step" Who is the world's first strange poison. Mrs. Hua and Tang Bohu talked about the ingredients and advantages of the two poisons like TV shopping shows, and Wu Zhuangyuan's divine questioning made people vomit.

In the end, after all kinds of tests, Tang Bohu and Qiu Xiang finally got married, and finally got married.

Tang Bohu looked at Qiu Xiang affectionately and said, "Qiu Xiang, it's really a few twists and turns, we ...... it."

Qiu Xiang was shy and said, "Finally, a lover finally became a family." ”

"Your wife's red lips are dripping and her face is full of peach blossoms, why don't you kiss her soon?"

Tang Bohu listened to Hua Taishi's words and wanted to kiss Qiuxiang. Suddenly, Qiu Xiang's face became serious, and she said, "Hey, slow! Let's make two punches first! ”

"Huh?" Tang Bohu was surprised.

"Isn't this going to be? Mahjong, pai gow, dice four-color cards you will always be the same, right? ”

"Ah......h

Tang Bohu screamed miserably and fell to the ground.

The whole film is over!

The lights come on and the movie subtitles appear!

"Smack!" An audience member stood up and applauded, and then, like a fuse, the audience stood up and gave a roaring round of applause.

Tang Feng came to the stage with a group of main creators.

The most excited person is Zhou Xingci, this is his first film, his debut, before the release of the film, Zhou Xingci worried that he could not sleep all day. At this moment, I can finally breathe a sigh of relief, and the deafening roaring applause makes Zhou Xingci, a newcomer who has never attended the premiere of the film, feel the audience's love for this film.

"Thank you, thank you!"

When the applause finally stopped, Li Meng picked up the microphone and asked loudly, "Everyone tell me, is the movie good?" ”

"Beautiful!" A neat and consistent answer came from the audience.

“……”

Li Meng briefly interacted with the fans at the scene a few times, which made the atmosphere of the scene more and more enthusiastic.

"Actually, when watching the movie, I always had a question I wanted to ask Tang Bohu and the pair of intestines, the kiss just now, did you kiss each other? I think you're wondering about that, right? Li Meng said and pointed the microphone towards the audience.

"That's right! Hahaha! ”

"Nope!" Zhou Xingci glanced at the actor who pierced the intestines, and then said in unison.

"Babbling ......" The audience in the audience all raised an ambiguous question.

"Not really!" Zhou Xingci explained again!

"So the question is, is there any? Look at the big screen! Li Meng said that the big screen lit up at the right time.

Zhou Xingci and the others were dumbfounded, they really didn't know that there was still this paragraph.

On the big screen, it was the footage of the filming!

Through the editing, the first scene is the first time that Zhou Xingci and the pair of people have performed this play, but they haven't started kissing yet, so they laughed.

Then the screen zooms out and floats to the upper left corner, and the second segment begins again.

And then one after another of NG clips, of which there are several paragraphs, which are even funnier than the film.

One is that the two were too close to each other, and their mouths did not touch, but their foreheads did.

There are also several paragraphs where the two of them are too close, but they bump into each other before they start pouting, and the two of them are too anxious, but they haven't kissed yet, and their teeth are knocked directly, among them, there are also Zhou Xingci and Zhou Xingci because he took too many pictures of piercing intestines, and he had a bad breath, so he took a break to rinse his mouth halfway, this comic comparison that looks even better than the film, many viewers laughed crookedly.

In the end, all the NG images filled the entire big screen.

"I hate it, I've been preempted by you again!" At this time, the actor of Zhu Zhishan, Zheng Chao suddenly pushed Zhou Xingci, and then pinched the orchid finger and said.

"Hahaha!" There was another burst of laughter. (To be continued.) )

PS: Modified!! For the readers of the book city, Xiao Hei can only say sorry!

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