Chapter 415: Rush Out of the Bathroom!
Chapter 415: Rush out of the bathroom!
The public restrooms of the central hospital are designed with a mén on the outside, and a single room after entering, with a mén on the left and right sides of the private room, an NV bathroom on the left, and a men's bathroom on the right. [No pop-up novel network]
In fact, if Xia Qing wanted to follow Wang Wen, she could have waited in this single room, but because she almost entered the men's bathroom with Wang Wen, she was embarrassed for a while, and ended up waiting in the corridor outside, thus missing the conversation between Wang Wen and Niu Chen.
Wang Wen had been eavesdropping on Niu Chen and Xia Qing's conversation after this mén outside, but when he heard that Xia Qing was about to enter the bathroom, he immediately left the mén outside and quickly hid in the men's bathroom. The moment he closed the mén, he clearly heard the sound of opening mén from outside, which was the sound of Xia Qing opening mén. Wang Wen stood in the men's bathroom, his heart was so dangerous, and he was almost caught by Xia Qing. If he is caught, everything he has done so far will be in vain.
"It's okay, no matter how long it takes, I can wait for you outside!"
Just when Wang Wen was secretly rejoicing, he heard Niu Chen's voice outside. Wang Wen was stunned for a moment, he remembered that Xia Qing chose to enter the NV bathroom in order to avoid Niu Chen's entanglement, and said that it would take a long time. And now, Niu Chen actually said that he would wait for a long time...... Yes~! Wang Wen clenched his fists tightly and made a triumphant gesture. Niu Chen, I really didn't misunderstand you! You do have the potential to be an annoying king!
Wang Wen gently pushed Mén away, lù out of a gap, looked out through the gap, and sure enough, he saw Niu Chen standing in the single room, looking in the direction of the NV bathroom, and it was precisely because of this single room that Niu Chen could not be discovered by the doctors and nurses outside, and he would not have to accept the strange and suspicious eyes of others! After all, it is not an honorable thing for a man to stand at the entrance of the mén in the NV bathroom. People who don't know the situation can easily associate such a man with words like voyeur and pervert! If it weren't for knowing the roots, no one would have thought that Niu Chen, the man who was guarding outside the NV bathroom, would be a virgin, and he wouldn't even have a love experience, he was really a pure man!
Thinking that Xia Qing also hid in the bathroom, Wang Wen laughed unconsciously. Why? Because he was hiding from Xia Qing, he entered the men's bathroom. And Xia Qing hid in the NV bathroom in order to hide from Niu Chen. And Niu Chen, he still listened to Wang Wen's words, so he went to chase Xia Qing, it was really a thing to drop a thing!
However, after laughing, Wang Wen suddenly realized a very serious problem. How shall he get out?
There are still ten minutes before it is time to get off work, and it is not a way to hide in the bathroom all the time, but if you go out and are seen by Xia Qing, who is also hiding in the bathroom, won't you be followed by the other party again? If Xia Qing had been following her, what would Niu Chen, who had been following Xia Qing, think?
Wang Wen suddenly found that the current situation was not as good as he imagined, and he didn't want Niu Chen to misunderstand what was between him and Xia Qing. But if Xia Qing had been following behind him, and he didn't have a reasonable explanation, Niu Chen would definitely not believe him. Wang Wen likes the triangular relationship between one man and two NVs, but he doesn't like the triangle relationship between one NV and two men. He hates to fight with men in emotional matters. Especially for an NV person who has nothing to do with him, Wang Wen is even more reluctant to care.
Do you want to tell Niu Chen that after he watched Xia Qing's incomplete version of striptease, Xia Qing has been following him?
In this way, the misunderstanding seems to be even greater.
Depend on! Does Lao Tzu want to hide in the bathroom for the rest of his life?
Although the bathroom is very clean and there is no unusual smell, no one wants to stay here in this kind of place, no matter how clean it is.
Wang Wen walked around the bathroom, thinking of a way to leave the bathroom and get rid of Xia Qing.
Walking down the sewers? Kong Er is too xiǎo to drill in. Walking through the window? Jumping out is sure to be thrown into the mud. Deformation? No!
Wang Wen thought about the methods that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Superman, and Transformers would use, and wanted to leave the bathroom, but they were all difficult to use. It seems that whether it's a cartoon or a movie, it's a lie.
It seems that if you want to get out, you have to use normal people's methods. That's ...... Departure from Mén.
Of course, leaving Mén is also exquisite! You can walk out, you can crawl out, you can roll out, you can go out upside down. However, none of these methods are suitable for the current Wang Wen, so Wang Wen decided to choose a method other than these four methods, that is, to run out!
Run out at the speed of a 100-meter sprint, and after Xia Qing chases it out, it disappears! If Xia Qing can't find it, if he can't find it, he can't follow him, and Niu Chen won't suspect anything.
Wang Wenji participated in the sports meeting in college, and his 100-meter score was 10.97 seconds, which is already very fast among ordinary people. Wang Wen visually measured that there should be a distance of about three meters from the mén in the men's bathroom to the mén outside. And the mén outside went to a place where he could hide, because there was a certain uncertainty about this place that could be hidden, so it was set at twenty meters for the time being. Together, it is twenty-three meters, and he rushes out at a speed of 100 meters, 10 seconds, 97 seconds, and also considers acceleration, habitual xìng, running at a constant speed, curve speed, and possible friction and wind resistance on the opposite side...... Damn, it's even more difficult than dealing with Xia Qing.
Wang Wen is no longer doing the calculations, he is afraid that the more he calculates, the more luàn he will become, because his mathematics has not been very good, and it is already very good to be able to understand the values on the medical equipment. Anyway, now just leave the bathroom as fast as possible and escape from Xia Qing's line of sight.
After deciding on the solution, Wang Wen stood in front of Mén, took a deep breath, and was just about to push Mén to rush out, when he suddenly stopped again. He thought of another question: Will Xia Qing also prepare in the NV bathroom, observing the situation outside, and when he goes out, she will also rush out?
At the speed of 100 meters, Wang Wen is confident that he is much faster than Xia Qing, but at the speed of 3 meters, Wang Wen does not dare to guarantee how far he can get rid of Xia Qing.
Wang Wen thought about it, took out his mobile phone, and made a call to Niu Chen outside, and music sounded outside.
"Hey, Niu Chen, don't talk, listen to me!" As soon as the mobile phone was called, Wang Wen grabbed in front of Niu Chen, blocked the other party's mouth, and said, "You listen to my command now, walk outside the NV bathroom Mén, and put your face against Mén." ”
"Huh? Why? Niu Chen asked. His eyes looked at the men's bathroom where Wang Wen was. He didn't seem to understand why Wang Wen would call him in the men's bathroom, which was only one mén away.
"Xia Qing hasn't appeared for so long, don't you think it's weird? What if she faints inside, or encounters a robber? You stand outside the mén and listen to see if there's anything unusual going on inside! Wang Wen said.
"Won't it?" Niu Chen said suspiciously, "Brother Wang, don't be kidding, Xia Qing is a good person, how could he faint?" And there can't be robbers in our hospital! I've never heard of robbers hiding in NV toilets. ”
"What if it's a sè demon?" Wang Wen asked rhetorically.
"That's possible!" Niu Chen thought for a while and said.
"I recently heard that there are some perverted sè demons, who hide in the NV toilet of the hospital, the light ones are tōu to shoot videos, and the heavy ones are indecent people, you better go to mén to listen to the movements inside, don't be afraid of accidents, just in case!" Wang Wen instructed in a solemn voice, "Can I still lie to you?" ”
"Well, well. I wish there was no one else but her! Niu Chen said.
Wang Wen opened the mén and looked out along the mén slit, only to see Niu Chen walking towards the NV bathroom after holding his mobile phone, and stopped outside the mén, leaning on the mén.
This is the time!
When Wang Wen saw Niu Chen blocked outside the NV bathroom, he immediately pushed MÉN away and rushed out at a speed of 100 meters.
Seeing that he was about to rush out, just as he stretched out his hand and was about to push Mén, the Mén outside suddenly pushed inside, only to see Ding Xiaoling and Miao Lili walking in from the outside, Wang Wen didn't have time to brake, and immediately collided with Ding Xiaoling in the front, but Ding Xiaoling hit Miao Lili in the back again, and the two NV people didn't know what was going on, so they let out a piercing scream from their mouths.
"Ah~!"
I grass!
Wang Wen secretly scolded in his heart for being unlucky, he considered acceleration, habitual xìng, etc., etc., and even considered the ground friction fish wind resistance. However, I just forgot to think about the situation where someone comes to the toilet. Now that Ding Xiaoling and Miao Lili have blocked him like this, Wang Wen knows that it is impossible to avoid Xia Qing, even if Xia Qing is not in the bathroom and is ready to arrest him, just with Ding Xiaoling's screams, Xia Qing will be attracted out.
Seeing that Ding Xiaoling and Miao Lili were about to be knocked down, Wang Wen was quick to move, one in each hand, and hugged the two NV people to help them stabilize their bodies. The feeling of hugging left and right is really good, soft, fragrant, just like tangyuan~!
Bah! What's the matter, and there is still such idleness?
"Don't shout, it's me~!" Wang Wen said to the two NV people, and then covered their mouths with his hand. Don't let them keep screaming. At the same time, I thought to myself, when it was over, I would definitely be caught by Xia Qing.
Just when Wang Wen thought that he couldn't escape Xia Qing's tracking, suddenly there was a loud bang from behind him, and then he heard a scream, but it was a man's version!
"Ah~!"
Wang Wen looked back and saw Niu Chen bending over, covering his nose with his hands, while Xia Qing's hand was still on the mén handle, looking at Niu Chen blankly.
Wang Wen was secretly happy in his heart, as long as his 'arrangement' finally had an effect. So when Xia Qing was still in a daze and didn't slow down, he pushed away Ding Xiaoling and Miao Lili in front of him and rushed out of the bathroom.
When Xia Qing reacted and came to the corridor, he couldn't even see Wang Wen's shadow.