[867] Suspect
At noon the next day, we went to dinner with Lin Ran, and we saw several groups of muttering people along the way. Out of the Fang family's dynasty, I happened to see Jiang Yanchao and Wan Peng coming over, "Sixth brother, sixth brother." Jiang Yanchao hurriedly beckoned to me, "Something's wrong, there's an accident." ”
"Something's wrong, I'm fine, nothing happened."
"No, no, there was a pervert in the fucking girls' dorm last night."
"Perverted?" I looked at Jiang Yanchao, "What a pervert, what's wrong?" ”
"Damn, last night in the girls' dormitory, Lulu Maomao and Aya's group of women, bras and panties that were cold outside, were all stolen by a pervert, and I don't know who it was, damn, who is so perverted."
"Grass, what else do you say, you are on duty outside, what are you doing at night?"
"No, we didn't see anyone coming in or out." "Oh, no." Jiang Yanchao had a look of sudden realization.
"What's the matter, remember? Who has been in and out? ”
Jiang Yanchao glanced at Lin Ran on my side and lowered his voice, "It seems that no one else has gone in except you and Qin Xuan." ”
"Fart!" I scolded Jiang Yan oversized, "You can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense." When the did I go in, I've been talking to you guys. ”
"Oh, that's wrong, only Qin Xuan has been in."
"Qin Xuan?" Lin Ran glanced at me, "What's the matter, didn't you say that you were with Qin Xuan yesterday." ”
"I don't know what's going on. Yesterday, my brother Xuan went in for a while, I don't know what to do, and then he came out, and you saw it when you came out, right, right? ”
Jiang Yanchao nodded, "It's out, but I don't know if I sneaked in again." ”
"You fart!" I scolded Jiang Yan oversized, very emotional, "Damn, you said that my brother Xuan entered the girls' dormitory to steal underwear and underwear?" Damn, why don't you say I'm going to steal it, isn't that more appropriate, is my brother Xuan like that, don't talk nonsense. ”
"Okay, okay" Jiang Yanchao hurriedly spoke, "I know, I know, now I can't find anyone anyway, they all say that the Fang family dynasty is living in a pervert now, the girls are scared, damn, you must stand guard well from tonight, you can't be negligent anymore, Brother Sheng said just now, this kind of thing can't happen again." If it happens again, we will be held responsible, grass, yesterday I said to stand guard well, don't play cards, don't play cards, they don't listen, they have to play cards, and no one pays attention to the situation outside. Damn it! ”
As I was talking, I saw a few people from the Fang Family Dynasty, and walked out, and as I walked, I heard "You know, I heard that we have a thief here." Damn, he's still a perverted thief. ”
"Well, well, I know that. In the morning, Aya and her group of people scolded upstairs, and the scolding was fierce, dead perverts, stinky perverts and so on, and how vicious the curses were. ”
"I seem to have heard it, I thought it was two shrews fighting, and it took a long time to know that it wasn't the shrews fighting, it was the girls of our Fang dynasty who scolded the street, this fierce."
"Haha." Several people laughed. I also said hello to Jiang Yanchao.
Seeing these people leaving, Jiang Yanchao lowered his voice, "See, now the entire Fang Family Dynasty is talking about it, and they are all talking about it." This must have been done by insiders. ”
"Did you do it? Honestly? ”
"Fuck your uncle, fuck you. Stupid. ”
"Haha, it must be you, it must be you!" A few people talked and laughed and left.
Jiang Yanchao shook his head, "This matter is a big problem, who did this." ”
"Well, the people who do this are so immoral. It's really lacking in morality. "I've been comforting myself in my heart, anyway, I didn't steal it, I didn't do it, the person who stole the underwear and underwear is Jiang Debiao, it's Jiang Debiao.
I was thinking about it, and I realized that something was wrong, and when I turned my head, I saw Jiang Yanchao and Lin Ran, both of whom were staring at me. And the eyes are weird.
"Damn, what are you all staring at me. I have flowers on my head! Grass! I scolded, and then unceremoniously kicked Jiang Yanchao on the ass, "Roll the calf." ”
After scolding, he turned his head, looked at Lin Ran, and raised his hand. When I looked up at Lin Ran, I reflected.
Lin Ran stared at me with big eyes.
I hurriedly smiled, and Lin Ran grabbed my ear with his hand, "What's the matter, Wang Liuliu, are you the other way around now." ”
"It hurts, it hurts, daughter-in-law, I'm wrong, I'm wrong, don't pull it, it hurts!"
Jiang Yanchao covered his ass and looked at me with disdain, "Damn." ”
I was dragged by Lin Ran's ears to a small restaurant on the side and ordered two dishes.
I rubbed my ears, "Why are you getting harder and harder." It hurts me to death. ”
"Does this really have nothing to do with you?"
"What do you mean by this, what does this kind of thing have to do with me?"
Lin Ran subconsciously spoke, "Except for you, who else in the Fang Family Dynasty can do such a shameless and obscene thing?" ”
"Grass!" I became angry all at once, "Damn, Lao Tzu's reputation is ruined by you like this." ”
Lin Ran hurriedly smiled, "Eat, eat, husband, when I didn't say it, when I didn't say it, I absolutely believe my husband!" My husband was with me last night. Speaking of this, Lin Ran touched his head, "Then why did you go when you weren't with me." ”
"Damn, aren't you finished, am I that kind of person?"
"Okay, okay, eat, eat."
We started to eat again, the Fang family's dynasty had a very bad impact on the panty bra thief, everyone, you said, I said, at night, it has been completely spread.
"What kind of mentality do you say this person steals underwear and underwear?" Brother Sheng touched his own bar, "It's too lacking in morality, it's a little perverted." He glanced at me.
"Qin Xuan, what did you do last night, why did someone say that they saw you go to the girls' dormitory."
"Brother Feng, it's not right for you to say that, my brother Xuan has always been with me, the two of us do sit-ups, and then run laps, exercise our bodies and cultivate our sentiments, and then go back to the dormitory."
Li Feng thought for a while, "Then what about when you go back to the dormitory." ”
Qin Xuan was very depressed, "I've told you many times, I drank some water and went to bed after I went back to the dormitory, my daughter-in-law can testify to me, I think I'm really tired, I even forgot to take a shower." I fell asleep when I lay down, and I slept very well, and I heard what you said, and I don't know why they said that I had been to the girls' dormitory, and I don't know whose words came from. Damn it! It's still spreading so fast, is it possible! Grass! I'm! Paralysis! ”
"Yes, absolutely not!" I put my hand on my head, "I use the reputation that my Wang Yue has accumulated over the years to vouch that Brother Xuan has definitely never been to the girls' dormitory. I completely believe in my Brother Xuan! As soon as I finished saying this, a table of contemptuous glances came.
"!" I scolded, and then stood up, "I swear, my father and mother are deceiving, Brother Xuan definitely didn't go to the girls' dormitory last night!" ”
As soon as I said this, the surroundings fell silent, and everyone looked at me. A table full of people.
Qin Xuan's face was moved, and he hurriedly stood up and put his arm around my shoulder, "Brother, brother, it's okay, don't get excited, don't get excited!" Come, come, sit down, sit down! ”
"You've gone too far!" I stretched out my hand and pointed to the people at this table, "Everyone here is suspicious, why do they all ask me Brother Xuan!" Aim the finger at my brother Xuan? Speaking of this, I stretched out my hand and pointed at Tianwu, "Everyone is limited to suspicion, even if I am suspicious, Xiang Tianwu is also suspicious, why don't you ask Tianwu." Why are you asking me Brother Xuan? ”
"Fuck your uncle, you're the fucking suspect." Tianwu scolded as soon as he opened his mouth.