Chapter 129: Gain three pounds every festive season
"Oh?" Brother Zheng also reacted quickly, maintaining a smile on his face and said, "It seems that the other three guests are not very convinced by Mr. Park Sanjin's poems, I don't know who is willing to come first to present a masterpiece to the audience and friends?" β
In this way, it was very successful in diverting the audience's attention back, even if there were still staring at it, it could avoid the embarrassment of the cold scene.
Seeing that his attention was diverted, Park Sanjin was still chattering about what to say, but was interrupted by Lynch's words: "I'm the youngest, so I'll come first." β
"Well, Lynch seems to be very confident."
In front of a small TV, Qin Xin was eating a bowl of ramen hula, and when she saw Park Sanjin's behavior just now, she was also worried.
After all, in her impression, Lynch belongs to the kind of character who will fight against anyone who is looking for trouble, and when Park Sanjin made the kind of remarks that provoked the indignation of the whole of China, she was really worried that Lynch would jump up and scold the Korean stick all of a sudden.
If it weren't for the critical moment of the live show, Lynch's scolding would be nothing, after all, not only Lynch, but even Qin Xin wanted to scold after watching Park Sanjin's speech, but it didn't work on the show.
Because this show itself represents Huaxia to a certain extent, if there is a guest suddenly scolding on the show, although the severity is not reached, it is almost the same as the host of the news network suddenly scolding his mother.
If you really scold, after the show ends, even if Lynch will gain great popularity for scolding Korean sticks, this will also become the focus of those competitors criticizing Lynch, and even following the criticism of Huayi.
However, Lynch's next performance made Qin Xin breathe a sigh of relief, it seems that although this kid's personality is a little sharper, he still looks down on him a little, this kid knows the priorities.
"How will you fight back?" Qin Xin knocked on the chopsticks in his hand, and he was quite curious in his heart, it was one thing for Lynch not to scold people on the spot, but it was another thing to "scold" people in other ways.
And she knows that if Lynch doesn't fight back, it's definitely not that he can't fight back, but that he's thinking about when and what method to fight back.
At the same time, various "crusades" in places such as post bars, forums, MSI, etc. are intensifying.
If you don't pay special attention to the three post bars related to Park Sanjin at this time, a new post will be squeezed to the second page by the new post in half a minute, and it will be directly submerged in many water posts.
"Shameless Korean stick! Get out of our Huaxia! β
"I'll tell you a joke: the Koreans have discovered that they invented the earth 600 years ago."
"We still dare to say such things when we come here, is this a provocation?"
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However, there is also a kind of person in this world called ...... Fanatic fans, if fanatical fans continue to develop in a bad direction, they will further become so-called "brain-dead fans".
And now, after the initial period of chaos, there is such a group of people who reacted and began to launch a counterattack against these people who came to post bars and forums to vent their anger.
"Li Bai is a Chinese, this is what we say in our textbooks, God knows if the government is deceiving us with some fabricated false history?!"
In the face of such a shameless statement, someone immediately fought back: "Then how do you know that what Park Sanjin said is the real history?!" It's not a day or two since the Korean stick was invented all over the world! β
"Kim Kim Oba will definitely not tell a lie, what he says is true!"
"He also said before that the central government of Tianjing is actually under the control of South Korea, is this also true?"
"You're not from the central government, how do you know you're not?"
In the face of a group of brain-dead fans who made people almost vomit blood, a large group of netizens gradually discovered that they ...... Running out of words.
At first, the quarrel between the two sides was quite back and forth, but in the end, it developed into a pattern that made people laugh and cry.
"If you have the courage to say such a thing, you must be prepared to bear the anger of the public!"
"Why are you people like this, do you know how hard Kim Kim Oba works?"
"It's so shameless, Lao Tzu is also surnamed Li, is Lao Tzu also Korean? But Lao Tzu's ancestral home is Lhasa, oh yes, I get it - is Lhasa also the territory of Koreans? β
"How can you say that, do you know how hard Kim Kim Oba is?"
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"How can you say such a thing, do you know how hard Kim Kim Oba works?"
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"Do you know how hard Kim Kim Oba works?"
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In the end, they directly discovered that the debate could not go on -- this kind of utterly scoundrel speech was not a pattern of debate and quarrel at all!
As a result, more people could only turn their attention back to the TV again, wanting to see how the genius boy who was hailed as a miracle star responded!
In the studio, Lynch smiled slightly, and turned a blind eye to Park Sanjin's eyes.
He smiled and said: "Actually, my poem can only be regarded as a limerick poem, and I don't have a particularly high literary literacy, so it's okay to write a novel in the vernacular, but if you insist on making a neat poem...... It's a little harder. So, don't worry about it. β
"Haha." Brother Zheng laughed, "Everyone has forgotten that Lynch also has the identity of the author of "Zhu Xian", I don't know what kind of poems he will bring us?" β
Lynch no longer sells more, but coughs and then speaks softly, and the sound is accompanied by the melodious background music of the scene, which spreads to all parts of the country and is shown in the eyes of many viewers in front of the TV.
"Festive ......"
Only four words came out of this sentence, and some people were stunned immediately.
Isn't this the content of Wang Wei's "Memories of Shandong Brothers on September 9th"? Could it be that this is the poem in Lynch's mouth?
This poem does meet the requirements, but it is too different from the popular mind of "poetry written by Lynch".
Park Sam-Kim sneered, he had already made up his mind, and when Lynch finished reading the poem, he would also put this poem under the name of Daehan - this is the glory of this poem!
Brother Zheng's heart was also chuckled, but he had hosted so many shows, and he had already exercised himself to be honorable and disgraced, and he still maintained his original smiling expression.
As if he knew what they were thinking, Lynch paused before continuing.
"Every festive season to gain three pounds,
After three pounds and three pounds.
This fat lasts forever,
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(This is Park Sam Kim, not Kim Sam Fat Ha_(:Π"β )_)