Ye Tianlong threw a crowbar at Nanke in order to divert the tiger away from the mountain, but his speed was not comparable to that of Jade and the others, and Nanke could see clearly without opening the [Solomon's True Eye].

I saw Nanke's face look disdainful, stretched out his right hand, armed a small part of the [Snake Demon Scale Armor] on the palm of his hand to prevent abrasions, and then took the crowbar in his hand with a "snap".

Martial arts people have clouds: one courage, two strength and three kung fu. In fact, the crowbar is not difficult to take, because Nanke has no fear of a guy of Ye Tianlong's level, so he doesn't even use the [Equivalent Exchange], and he has no burden in his heart, not so much fighting as a leisurely stroll.

At the same time, the shield turtle received Chen Tianhao's command and bit Ye Tianlong's jeans trouser leg, Ye Tianlong tore it desperately, and actually let him succeed.

It's not that the bite force of the shield turtle is not good, the turtle has always had a habit of biting people and not letting go, not to mention the shield turtle that is a monster and has accepted the master's instructions? Ye Tianlong was able to escape because his jeans were deliberately worn, and there were already many holes on them, so they were not very strong, and they cracked in the middle of tearing, making him feel like he was wearing a big pants now.

Ye Tianlong staggered and wanted to run away from Nanke, but he didn't expect Nanke to catch the crowbar, he didn't stop doing it, he directly reached out and took out a small bag of lime powder from his trouser pocket, and slammed it into Nanke's eyes!

Whether or not to carry lime powder with him is the criterion for judging whether a hooligan is despicable and shameless, in fact, Ye Tianlong carries not only lime powder, but also a kind of fruit candy mixed with diuretics.

Sometimes Ye Tianlong will help his uncle drive a taxi when he is in a hurry, but he only likes to pull his aunt as a passenger, and then trick his aunt into eating fruit candy, and then quickly drive the car onto the highway, not getting off on the way, so as to appreciate the expressions of the aunts holding their pee......

In a word, what does Ye Tianlong do without virtue, what does he do with perverts, and there are at least two or three of the sin patterns covered by the doomsday seal of Dongshan City that are his credit.

Nanke didn't plan to fight back at the first time after catching the crowbar, he wanted to hand over Ye Tianlong to Brother Hao to clean up, but Ye Tianlong didn't know whether he was alive or dead, and actually sprinkled lime powder on himself.

Before the first grain of dust touched the cornea, Nanke covered the outside of his eyeball with a layer of transparent [Snake Demon Scale Armor] to completely isolate the lime powder, and was able to perform such a precise operation on the magic power of the snake ring, all thanks to the spiritual flesh and soul bond between him and the jade.

(I'm terrible for taking shortcuts with Jade...... This kind of shortcut is not for everyone, the so-called "soul and flesh intercourse", both sides should like each other, otherwise unilateral use of force will only reduce the favorability, so that the relationship between the emperor and the spirit of the ring is more alienated...... Jade forgives me for being so strong on her because she likes me, and I'm still surprised how I could do something like that...... ）

(In short, because of the existence of the third Emperor's law, the Ring Spirit has the right to devour the soul of the dead Emperor, which leads to a prescribed "hurt-be hurt" relationship between the Ring Spirit and the Emperor, the Emperor desperately squeezes the Ring Spirit to get benefits while he is alive, and the Ring Spirit devours the soul after the death of the Emperor as a retaliation, and the probability of the two liking each other is very low, and even if there is a physical relationship, it cannot reach the level of "soul and flesh intercourse".) If this shortcut is so easy to follow, once people get the ring spirit within a hundred generations, maybe they will order her/them to sleep as soon as possible...... ）

Nanke didn't even blink his eyes in the face of the lime powder attack, and he didn't seem to be affected by the lime powder, which scared Ye Tianlong to pee, in order to trick the aunt (Xiaosheng's mother) just now into eating sugar, he also ate half of it himself, and at this time the diuretic worked out, making him really a little unbearable.

Although the lime powder failed to hurt Nanke's eyes, Nanke was still very upset when he was sprinkled with lime, he saw Ye Tianlong passing by him, and fled far away without his life, raising the crowbar in his hand with a gloomy face.

"Hmph, the crowbar, a physical holy sword, is also worthy of a miscellaneous piece like you? Watch me teach you the proper way to use a crowbar! Magic Weapon! ”

At the same time that Nanke said the lines in the commentary of "Romance of the Gods", he threw the crowbar towards Ye Tianlong's back with a flick of his right hand, he used a lot of force, but he didn't want Ye Tianlong's dog life, so he aimed at a lower position......

As a result, the hexagonal steel crowbar spun and flew in mid-air, not biased or oblique, and the tip actually hit Ye Tianlong's chrysanthemum! I only heard him scream and fell to the ground, chrysanthemums spurted blood, feces and urine flowed together, and the scene was unbearable.

"I'll rub," Nanke said in a cold sweat, "I didn't deliberately aim at it, is his chrysanthemum a magnet, why is the gravitational pull on the crowbar so strong!" ”

The sound of the siren came not far away, thinking that the aunt who had escaped just now called the police, Chen Tianhao grabbed Nanke's sleeve and said: "Xiao Nan, let's get out of here quickly, Ye Tianlong often steals cars, he doesn't dare to deal with the police, he will run after we run away!" ”

Glancing at Ye Tianlong, who was lying on the ground and moaning incessantly, with a "tail", Nan Ke nodded to Chen Tianhao with a smile: "Then let's go back to school, if there is really trouble, I can ask Qianxue to help me contact the coordinator named Ma Shijie, he seems to be ordered to help me do the tail sweeping work, Brother Hao, you can also ask Qianxue to help you solve similar things in the future." ”

As Chen Tianhao expected, Ye Tianlong usually does no evil, he endured severe pain and fled before the police arrived, and his younger brother took him to the hospital after receiving the call.

The injury of being blasted by a crowbar was quite serious, he took care of his face, he didn't say that it was made by Nanke and Chen Tianhao, only that it was caused by his accidental fall, he felt that Chen Tianhao couldn't deal with it, and now there is another unfathomable Nanke, so it is better to restrain it in the future, and don't make trouble near Dongshan No. 1 Middle School.

However, the nature of the country is easy to change, Ye Tianlong molested the nurse aunt who changed his dressing when he was hospitalized, causing the nurse aunt to sprinkle hot water on his wound, and the chrysanthemum's injury was aggravated, not to mention, even the testicles may have to be removed.

"Big brother," Ye Tianlong's younger brother comforted him very blindly, "Big brother, don't be sad, even if your testicles are removed, you can still be a pseudo-mother!" Didn't Shu Yi, the pseudo-niang idol promoted by Tianmu Xingguang, make a lot of money? ”

Ye Tianlong, whose crotch was covered with medical bandages, burst into tears and scolded: "Bastard! Can I be the same as Shu Yi! Where does my face look like a pseudo-mother? What a special idol? You look for death! ”

After scolding the little brother, Ye Tianlong came from it sadly and sighed: "If I am castrated, how can I tease my aunt in the future!" Even if it's my second favorite thing to do, I can't do it when I go into the mourning hall and masturbate to the woman's portrait! ”