He once studied under the Bodhi Ancestor, and he was able to change in seventy-two ways, and immediately turned into a few sleepy insects, running on everyone's faces. The men blinked their eyes, lowered their hands, closed their eyebrows, closed their eyes, left the deacon, and went to sleep. But the great sage took some flavors and eight treasures, delicacies and different products, walked into the corridor, put the jar, next to the urn, let go of the amount, and drank bitterly. After eating for a long time, he got drunk and touched himself: "It's not good, it's not good!" Later, the guests who invited you will come, but you don't blame me? How can you hold it for a while? It's better to go back to the house early and go to sleep. ”

What a monkey, he was so drunk, I saw him swaying, relying on wine, bumping into his feelings, and he would make the road worse for a while, not Qi Tianfu, but Tushi Heavenly Palace.

In the end, he was not drunk and confused, but he was still thinking about the elixir of the old man. is really a monkey who is not afraid of things, thinking about what is what, and never thinking about the consequences.

When he entered the Tushi Palace, he didn't see the Taishang Laojun there, he squinted in a daze, for fear that he would see the wrong eye, and looked left and right, but found that there was no trace of him. It turned out that the old gentleman and the ancient Buddha of the burning lamp were preaching on the three-story high pavilion Zhuling Dantai, and all the fairy children, fairy generals, fairy officials, and fairy officials all stood left and right to listen to the lecture. The great god doesn't care about this, Taishang Laojun is not in line with his wishes, and he should be attending the banquet in Nayao Pond.

The Monkey King said secretly: "This group of bullshit immortals, who eat and drink well every day, don't even give my grandson a little food, it's really stingy." Scold! ”

He smiled and scratched the back of his head, but saw that there was a fire in the stove next to the Dan stove. There are five gourds placed on the left and right of the furnace, and the gourds are all refined gold pills.

The Monkey King was overjoyed - thinking that this was the golden pill that the Jade Lotus Fairy talked about!

"This thing is the treasure of the immortal family. Since Lao Sun learned the Tao, he has seen through the same principles inside and outside, and he also wants to refine some gold pills to help people, and he will be immaculate when he arrives at home. Today is fateful, but I bumped into this thing again, while Lao Tzu was not there, I waited for me to eat a few pills from him and taste new. ”

Thinking so, he poured out all the gourds and ate them all, as if he were eating fried beans. I really learned the appearance of the Jade Lotus Fairy.

I remembered that the Jade Lotus Fairy said that she could eat a lot every time she ate. Thinking that there was still a lot of stock here, he looked around again, and saw that there was a cabinet next to the Nadan stove, so he hurriedly took a few steps forward to open the cabinet. And voila—huh! The cupboard was full. Isn't it all an elixir!!

The Monkey King was so happy that the corners of his mouth were about to crack.

For a while, Danman woke up. His mind cleared up a little, remembering all the things he had just done, and he looked at the empty gourd in front of him. Although it is a monkey who does not know the height of the sky. In the end, I still knew that I was in trouble, and I couldn't help but panic a little.

can be remembered that the Jade Emperor is not kind to himself, the dignified Monkey King was called to the sky to be Bi Ma Wen, it is simply a bully, this held a peach banquet and did not call himself, it is really hateful and stingy, so thinking about it, the Monkey King feels reasonable again.

But no matter what, I can't stay in this heaven anymore, it's better to leave early, and I have all the benefits I can get anyway. He ran out of Tushi Palace, did not follow the old road, escaped from the West Heavenly Gate, made a stealth method, that is, according to the clouds, and slipped back to Huaguo Mountain.

But seeing the flag shining on the Huaguo Mountain and the brilliance of the halberd, it turned out to be the four strong generals and the seventy-two cave demon kings, where they practiced martial arts. The Great Sage shouted, "Little ones! I'm here too! The monsters threw away their weapons, knelt down and said, "The great sage is so relieved! Leave me waiting for a long time, don't come to take care of each other! The Great Sage said: "Not much, not much!" "Say and do, go into the depths of the cave. The four warriors cleaned up and rested, bowed their heads and bowed, and said: "The great sage has been in heaven for decades, what position has he really received?" The Great Sage smiled: "I remember that it was only a few days, how could I talk for decades?" The athlete said: "On the day of the day, that is, in the following year." ”

Only then did the Monkey King suddenly realize that he had been in the world for a few days, but it had been so long in the world, and it was really a matter of fact.

The Great Sage said: "I like this Jade Emperor to fall in love, and he will be the Monkey King, set up a Qi Tianfu, and set up two divisions of quiet and tranquil gods, and set up immortal guards." Seeing that I was fine, I took care of the peach orchard. Recently, because the Queen Mother set up a peach conference, she never invited me, because I didn't wait for him to invite, I went to Yaochi first, and I ate his fairy wine. walked out of Yaochi, staggered into the Laojun Palace, and stole his five gourd gold pills. But I was afraid that the Jade Emperor would see the crime, so he walked out of the gate of heaven. ”

When the monsters heard this, they were overjoyed, and arranged for the wine and fruit to catch the wind, but after the monkey king ate the heavenly palace banquet, he only felt that the food was tasteless, and he smacked his lips, stunned that he couldn't eat it.

Those monsters are a little worried, where can the things compare with the palace. The monkey king had a messy life in the sky, and everyone didn't like it, and this time Huaguoshan only felt proud when he talked about the things in the sky, and he felt very kind, so he wanted to make a face in front of these monsters. He stood up in high spirits, waved his big hand, and said that he was going to heaven to steal some jade liquid elixir, so that everyone could eat and drink, and everyone would live forever.

Everyone was overjoyed when they heard this, and they saw that the great sage came out of the cave door, turned a somersault, made a stealth method, and went to the peach meeting.

Entering the Yaochi Palace, I saw a few wine-making, dish-making, water-moving, and fire-burning, and still snoring and not waking up, he smiled, two bottles in his left hand, two bottles in his right hand, and then turned his head back to Huaguo Mountain, and the congregation monkeys were in the cave, so they made a fairy wine party, drank a few glasses each, and the joy was boundless.

And besides, the seven-clothed fairy in this chamber was cast by the Monkey King with a fixed spell, and it took a week to be freed, so she each jacquard basket and echoed the Queen Mother and said: "The Monkey King made the spell trap us and others, so it was too late." ”

The queen mother asked the fairies with unpleasant faces, as if there was something unspeakable.

The fairies looked at each other, and told the Queen Mother of the West that the Monkey King had gone against the grain and eaten the fairy peaches without permission.

When the queen mother heard this, her face immediately showed a little anger, and she immediately went to see the Jade Emperor to prepare for the past.

As a result, the voice of this side fell, and I saw that the group of people who made wine, and the immortal officials and others came to play, saying that they did not know that they had doze off them, and then stole their wine.

The Queen Mother of the West and the Emperor of Heaven glanced at each other, and both of them saw the same idea in each other's eyes, and were about to say something. Unexpectedly, there was another immortal official outside, saying that Taishang Laojun was here, and his expression was not good.

The Jade Emperor went out to greet the Queen Mother, and the old monarch finished the salute and said: "In the old Dao Palace, I refined some nine-turn golden pills, and waited for His Majesty to do the Danyuan Conference, but it was stolen by thieves, and His Majesty knew about it." "The Jade Emperor was terrified when he saw it.

When he was young, another Monkey King immortal official kowtowed and said, "Sun Dasheng does not abide by the deacon." Travelling since yesterday. So far, he has not turned, and he does not know where to go. ”

The Jade Emperor added doubts again, and saw that the barefoot immortal came to play again: "The edict of the Queen Mother went to the meeting yesterday and met the Monkey King. Long live the minister's words. He invited his ministers and others to go to the Tongming Palace to perform first. Fang went to the meeting. According to his words, he returned to the outside of the Tongming Palace, and did not see the long live dragon car and phoenix. I'm here in a hurry to wait. ”

The Jade Emperor was more and more shocked!

What's going on! If Fang Cai still has doubts, and is not sure that the Monkey King is making trouble, it is now undoubted. sent a spiritual officer to investigate carefully, that is, to visit the temple, and to get the details, it was really the monkey named Monkey King who was making trouble.

The Jade Emperor was very annoyed, how could he let that monkey offend Tianwei! He immediately dispatched the four heavenly kings, together with Li Tianwang and Prince Nezha, to point the Twenty-Eight Nights, the Nine Yao Xingguan, the Twelve Yuanchen, the Five Directions Jiedi, the Four Values Gong Cao, the East and West Star Dou, the North and South Two Gods, the Five Mountains and the Four Blasphemy, and the Universal Stars, a total of 100,000 heavenly soldiers, and 18 heavenly nets, and went to Huaguo Mountain to besiege them in the lower realm together, and they were sure to capture and deal with them.

The gods took the command.

The yellow wind rolls to cover the darkness of the sky, and the purple mist covers the ground. Just for the demon monkey to deceive God, so that all the saints will descend to the earth.

And this Si Ming Xingjun just finished explaining to Su Yu what he wanted to explain, and he was about to go back to the sky, raising his eyes to look at the sky, but he saw that the sky was extremely weird, the dark clouds were rolling, and there was a great trend of mountain rain coming, and the black pressure made people feel depressed in their hearts.

"What's going on, there shouldn't have been anything wrong with the thunder male and electric mother recently, now it's almost the autumn harvest season, and this year is not a bad omen, why is it suddenly going to rain heavily?" Si Ming Xingjun raised his eyebrows, stretched out his hand and pinched it in a good manner, and after a while, his face showed a look of surprise: "Ha! It's funny now, the old man called people to heaven on a whim, but where is that demon monkey a simple thing, and now I'm afraid that if I get into trouble, I'm going to blame it all on people's heads, and make such a big move, it's really funny, haha. ”

The man gloated, the smile on the corner of his mouth deepened, he paused, and then continued: "But speaking of this monkey, it seems that he also cares about this Jade Lotus Fairy, this monkey has now run to the mortal world, this Jade Lotus Fairy is also in the mortal world now, this monkey should not take the opportunity to find this Jade Lotus Fairy, if something happens to cause the Jade Lotus Fairy to fail to complete the task, what should I do, it doesn't matter, anyway, even if this monkey causes trouble, the reason is still because of Lao Er himself." ”

After thinking about it, he put his hands behind his back again, looked at the sky and turned around, and muttered: "It doesn't matter, with this Jade Lotus Fairy, I'm afraid I've seen a good show recently, but I don't know what this old man's plan is, if you let the one in the North Pole know, I'm afraid he will know it now, don't be angry." That person is now suffering from a big injury, can't get out, can't do it, but sooner or later, this body that is separated into two halves will also merge into one, and when the time comes, ah, when the time comes," the voice was full of laughter, his eyes wandered around the dark clouds in the sky, and he sighed secretly, but his eyes were full of schadenfreude.

Xu is beautiful scenery, he suddenly couldn't hold it, poetic, raised his head and said loudly: "Tianying, Tianying, you said that everyone in the world is good for immortals, but immortals are not as good as mortals." I think that the most carefree of the Three Realms is the Ten Palaces of Hades, the Hades are in charge of the entire underworld, although he can't see any good errands, but even if the sky falls, bad things will not fall on his head That guy must hate you, the Jade Emperor removed your immortal bones, beat you to the mortal world, you gave up everything in exchange for leisure" He suddenly paused again, the corners of his lips hooked slightly, sneered, and said: "But I don't want you to laugh at the hatred of Hades at the Fadao meeting back then, Hades still remembers that he actually threw you into such a family, ha"

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In ancient times, there was a monkey who had no father or mother, the master did not love his brothers, he did not go well with his job, he ran into walls everywhere, and his life was unsatisfactory. Later, he made a fortune, and he was unwilling to be a little fairy in a poor country, so he found a great writer and blew his life's deeds again and again, which made future generations admire, and the title of the book seems to be "Journey to the West".

In ancient times, there was also a beautiful white snake, who was about to cultivate into an immortal, but he was unladylike and was deceived by a scholar to become a yellow-faced woman. Since then, I have washed my hands to make soup, mended my clothes, gave birth to small snakes, fought monks, and was pressed under a tower when I was finished, and I didn't know how many years I squatted, which was really pitiful. After leaving the bottom of the tower and in order to support his family, he found a romance novelist, sold his story for money, and wrote "The Legend of the White Snake". I don't know which bridge she is under now, washing her face with tears and regretting her mistakes.

Speaking of love and love, I can't help but say that the female ghost who is famous in ancient and modern times, born beautiful, captivating the country and the city, likes to seduce readers, and form a relationship between people and ghosts.

- Sir, sir, what kind of books are you selling?

- This young lady, you know the goods, this book is about the love of the gods, lingering and compassionate, but you can sing and cry!

- Well, tell me about it, sir.

——A long, long time ago, there was a carefree immortal in the heavenly court, named Tianying, who was condensed and formed by the spirit of heaven and earth. Disgusted with the constraints of the heavenly rules of the heavenly court, he threw himself into the six realms of reincarnation and experienced the red dust tribulation of the tenth life. There is another immortal, called Yulian Immortal, who accompanied him in the mortal world, and then returned to the immortal class, and the two finally cultivated to the positive fruit and made a pair of immortal couples.

- Tsk, this is also a story, isn't it just a couple of old idiots showing affection, the story is bland, the writing is poor, and there is no meat!! Sir, it's better to close the stall early and start another business, this story can't be sold for money.

- Hey, Miss, how do you talk that a taxi can be killed and not humiliated, you dare to say that my story can't be sold for money?! Tsk、I really can't sell it for money-_-|||. It's funny.

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Note: 1. Part of this chapter quotes the original text of "Journey to the West", invaded and deleted.

2. In the original work, the Great Sage has about half a year to go to heaven, and what the monsters said should be one hundred and ten years, and it should be changed to more than ten days and more than ten years according to the needs of this article, I hope you understand. (To be continued......)