Chapter 1: The Adventures of a Lewd Man (Revised) (Ask for Collection, Ask for Recommendation)
The night sky is full of stars, the bustling streets are brightly lit, and there is a boy about seventeen years old, wearing a pair of sunglasses, with a worn-out copy of "Zhou Yi" at his feet, sitting on a small stool, looking intently at his mobile phone, and "Love Yepu 2" is being staged on the mobile phone on the big screen.
The ambiguous and fragrant scene inside made the pimples on the boy's face even fuller, constantly swallowing saliva, and I couldn't wait to replace the male protagonist inside, and press the plump breasted beauty on the bar, I rub, I rub, I rub!
Here is a solemn introduction, this short and obscene boy is our male pig's foot Longxi, a sophomore in Chang'an No. 1 High School!
At this time, a young woman wearing crystal high heels came from the street in front, and the most attractive thing was her beautiful legs in black stockings, slender and straight. When he passed by Longxi, he secretly said in his heart, "This little liar looks so ugly, this look, he dares to come out and deceive people!" ”
Long Xi calmly turned off his mobile phone, and said angrily in his heart, "Fuck, you are dead, what kind of theory is this, it's not my fault that you're ugly, I'm going to lie to you today, hum!" ”
Long Xi put on an unfathomable look on his face, and said lightly, "Although I don't look good, my fortune-telling skills are top-notch!" ”
The black silk young woman was stunned for a moment, and said in her heart, yo, this kid still has some meaning, see how I can demolish him!
The young woman carefully folded her legs together and squatted down, and said with a smile, "Then you calculate my fortune?" "I thought to myself, this kid can't figure out that Mr. Wang just gave me 50,000 yuan, and Tubaozi has never seen so much money in his life! Hey, although the fat man, the stick is a little softer, and the time is shorter, this money is real!
The dragon suit was pinched for a long time, and said lightly, "Look at you with peach blossoms on your face, beautiful as a fairy, your fortune is related to a man, am I right!" ”
The young woman with black silk nodded, her body squatted lower, and her low-necked shirt revealed a deep cleavage, sucking all of Ryuxi's eyes into it. The young woman whispered, "Then you calculate, how long will my fortune be prosperous?" What's the relationship with that man? The young woman sighed in her heart, the junior also has the suffering of the junior, now that she is young, it is okay, after two years, the dead fat man does not know that he will pounce on the little girl's body and gasp?
Long Xi smiled mysteriously, "It depends on your weight in this man's heart, if he pays you both money, heart, and little brother, that is love for you, if you pay money, you don't pay for your little brother is secretly in love with you, if you pay for your little brother and don't pay for you, and the last one, only pay for your little brother and don't pay for it is to play with you, so you should judge it, about how long the fortune can be prosperous, or listen to the small word of persuasion, now young and beautiful to be pampered, and the beauty will cry in the twilight in the future!" ”
The young woman seemed to be a little excited, her breasts were constantly rising and falling, and Ryusei was really worried that the sensational white rabbit would jump out of the lace bra. The young woman had completely believed in Long Xi at this moment, and whispered with a red face, "Little fairy, I have been feeling some swelling pain in my chest and lower abdomen recently, can you help me calculate what's going on?" ”
Long Xi took his eyes away from the two snow-white hemispheres in front of him with difficulty, and pretended to ask the young woman's age. It's hard to talk about it on the street, huh? You see? ”
The young woman thought about it, yes, this is related to her own **, how can she say it on the street, and whispered, "I live in a riverside community, go to my house and say it!" Don't worry, I'll give you double the money! "In the young woman's heart, I am lucky today, and I can meet a little fairy when I go home!
Long Xi nodded with a serious face, and said, "Tell the price first, those who have attained the Tao also need food, clothing, housing and transportation, seeing that you are destined for me, just collect a thousand!" Long Xi looked at the young woman a little nervously, rub, will 1000 yuan be too much, in case she turns her head and leaves, it won't be in vain!
The young woman exhaled and smiled, "The little fairy is really indifferent to fame and fortune, if you help me solve my doubts, I will double it for you, let's go!" After saying that, the young woman stood up gently, and her two slender legs shook in front of her to lead the way!
Long Xi glanced at the young woman's plump and round buttocks, swallowed his saliva and followed tightly!
Don't worry, the little fairy and the young woman must have bright spots, let's turn the time back to yesterday first, and see what happened to this lewd man who only deals with five girls all day long, how can he hear what others are saying?
It is said that in the first high school of Chang'an City, in the second classroom of a high school, the lewd man Long Xi poked his head out of the thick textbooks stacked on the desk, his eyes were a little red, and his whole expression was like a male dog in heat! The widescreen mobile phone on the table is playing the wonderful performance of Mr. Shima Guocang!
Long Xi was full of emotion in his heart, the people of the island country are good, understand the needs of our teenagers, how many lonely nights Mr. Cang has accompanied me, how many times I have had intimate contact with the five-fingered girl, how many times I have erupted my descendants on the wall, I want to practice, I want to flower girl!
The bell rang on time for the end of class, and it sounded more passionate than Jackson's music in Longxi, and he rushed out of the classroom like a gust of wind, and went straight to the cao field, searching around like a hound!
Long Xi's fiery gaze kept shooting at a few laughing beauties on the trail, and those few flamboyant mm didn't feel his enthusiastic and unrestrained gaze, and still chatted with himself, discussing that so-and-so is rich and handsome, so-and-so is fierce, and so-and-so has good staying power!
Long Xi's fragile heart suddenly felt gray, not only was he thin, but he was also more ordinary than Xiaobai, and his family was average, standard bitter b! The only strength is to worship the king of kung fu - Bruce Lee! Therefore, Longxi has been practicing martial arts since he was a child, and his fists and feet are not bad, but it doesn't seem to be very easy to use in bubble mm, so it is difficult for other girls to disagree, so "I~~ fight" a swing punch in the past!
The beginning of many stories also comes from coincidences, which can also be understood as a deliberate arrangement by the author! It is said that a small and delicate mm wearing a blue T-shirt finished painting the sketch of his idol on the school's cultural wall, and was about to retire, but unfortunately or coincidentally was seen by the school's "first brother" principal, the principal patted her shoulder, mm turned around, naughtily stuck out her tongue, and was punished to stand for half an hour!
The active blue mm didn't feel aggrieved at all, he raised his small mouth, hummed an unknown song, and his right foot cooperated one by one, and the two active little white rabbits on his chest were still trembling.
Long Xi lurked in the shade of a tree like a hunting dog and pretended to enjoy the scenery, carefully looked at the blue mm, not tall, at most more than one meter and a half, with dark hair tied up in a ponytail, thin eyebrows, big eyes, and thin lips, which was seriously in line with Long Xi's aesthetic concept at that time!
The young and pure heart of the dragon's breath began to flutter, the sun in May is really poisonous, it's still so hot when it's about to go down, damn, what should I do if my beloved mm is sunburned? Just when Longxi was still thinking about whether to hold a sun umbrella for MM or buy some cold drinks to escape the summer heat, the blue MM jumped through the back flower bed and disappeared!
Long Xi was depressed in his heart at that time, he didn't even ask his name, what kind of mental activities were he playing there? Damn snails, there are too many words! (Khan!) The school is so big, I don't know if I will touch it in the future, if the action is slow and someone else signs and seals it as my own, it will not be a big loss!
While cursing the snail, Long Xi returned to the dormitory in a daze, and saw his good friend He Xuan, lying on the table and writing hard, expressing his admiration to a certain mm who was deeper than the sea and higher than the sky, and the loyalty that would not be betrayed if he was poured chili pepper water and sat on the tiger chair!
He Xuan also briefly introduced, friends I know are used to calling him Lost Xuan, he has written a lot of love books, but there are very few beautiful eyebrows in hand, and he has nothing to lie on the windowsill to play frustrated, so he got the nickname of Lost Xuan!
Ryusei felt bored, and his mind was full of blue mm. "Long Xi, will you send this letter to the computer class 2 over there?" After Lost Xuan finished writing, he asked Long Xi to be his bodyguard, and he was the only one who knew that Long Xi had two hits!
Long Xi "squeaked", and followed the lost Xuan out of the dormitory listlessly, through a corridor, to the computer building!
Lost Xuan stood at the door, waved his hand at a tall girl jumping rope at the back of the classroom, the girl smiled and pulled another girl out, Long Xi didn't look carefully if he had something in his heart, and when they came out, his heart fluttered again and began to beat wildly, and the tall girl standing next to him was the blue mm he wanted to see again.
Long Xi now thinks that Lost Xuan is cuter than RMB, so he almost didn't kiss him!
Lost Xuan handed the letter to the tall girl, said "I'll wait for you at the flower platform in the evening" and turned to leave.
(I have to explain here that since there are no girls in Ryuxi's electronics major, they generally develop outward, but boys with girl majors have a strong sense of locality, and they are very hostile to these same-sex people who come to compete for resources)
Unfortunately, Lost Xuan bumped into a tall boy, and this tall boy Long Xi recognized that he was the professional boss here, very handsome, called Yang Kun.
Yang Kun snorted and kicked directly towards Lost Xuan. Long Xi can tolerate others moving his brother under his nose, grabbed Yang Kun's shoulders with lightning with both hands, turned around, formed a back-to-back posture, bent his waist with both hands, and threw Yang Kun, who was a head taller than him, looking at the small mouth of the blue mm in an O shape, Long Xi couldn't help but feel a little proud, and the next situation made the situation take a 360 turn. Blue mm quickly ran over, took the hand of Yang Kun, who was stumbled, and said, "Brother, are you okay?" "Longxi is full of black lines, and he even has the heart to die, which is good. I didn't put it on the mm side, so I beat his brother first, damn, why is it so back!
Yang Kun shook his head that was a little dizzy, stood up, couldn't see any expression on his face, walked over directly, and hit him hard with a swinging fist, Long Xi's eyes were still on the angry face of the blue mm, he couldn't dodge, and he was really hit, and a trace of blood flowed out of the corner of his mouth.
Seeing this, Lost Xuan pulled Long Xi to retreat, Long Xi did not move, and said inappropriate words on an inappropriate occasion, "Yang Kun, I fell on you, and you also punched me, which is considered a flat, I like your sister!" ”
A sneer appeared at the corner of Yang Kun's mouth, and he said, "Ripping, what kind of thing are you, unless you don't fight back and let me fight ten punches?" ”
Lost Xuan pulled the corner of Long Xi's clothes and signaled to go quickly, Long Xi shook his head lightly, and said to Yang Kun, "Okay, it's up to you!" When Blue mm heard Long Xi's words, he couldn't help but shake his head and said, "You go quickly, I persuade my brother to let you go!" ”
When Long Xi saw the beauty, his head was also confused, and he said stupidly, "It's okay, I hit your brother recklessly for a while, and it is natural for me to let him call back!" ”
Yang Kun smiled evilly, and said, "Since you have such backbone, then I will only punch once", after saying that, he smashed a punch into Long Xi's chest, Long Xi snorted, took a few steps back, looked at the blue mm who had turned around and turned his back to him, smiled bitterly, and walked towards the dormitory by himself, and Lost Xuan followed silently behind.
Back in the dormitory, Long Xi took off his clothes, looked at the bruises on his chest from the mirror, and smiled bitterly, Lost Xuan had already handed over a hot towel, Long Xi took it and pressed it on the bruises, it really hurts! Lost Xuan whispered, "Long Xi, I can't stand you!" Long Xi waved his hand and said, "Brother, don't say so many extraneous words, I'm willing to let him fight, or rely on him, hum!" By the way, what's the name of the mm in blue? ”
Lost Xuan smiled bitterly and said, "She, her name is Yang Yingying, you also saw it, she is Yang Kun's sister, she has no boyfriend for the time being, I don't know how you fell in love with her, this little clever is comparable to Huang Rong, do you want to play Guo Jing?" ”
Long Xi looked fascinated, closed his eyes and took a deep breath and said, "Yingying, such a beautiful name, as beautiful as a person, I want to chase her!" ”
Lost Xuan made a gesture of "support you" and said, "Brother, I support you spiritually, will you accompany me on a date at night"! Ryushi smiled and said, "I'd better go home at night and stop making light bulbs!" ”
Long Xi's home is not far from the school, just out of the school gate, through a small alley.
Long Xi walked through the alley as usual, and by the way, he kicked an unidentified object on the ground, "pop", and the unknown object fell to the ground after faintly flashing blue light through a parabola in the narrow alley.
The inconspicuous blue light attracted Long Xi's attention, and when he bent down, he saw a blue jade pendant, with strange patterns on the front, and a soft luster!
Long Xi picked it up and put it in his pocket, at this time, a pair of young lovers came in front of him, the man hugged the petite girl tightly, and the boy's voice came from Long Xi's ears and said, "I'm so handsome, isn't it just a sentence I love you?" I can just let her lie on my bed! Ryusei was taken aback and shook his head violently, because he was sure that the boy didn't speak!