Chapter 605: The Ancestors Are Coming Out to See the World
I was worried that the living souls outside the door would pour in, so I didn't dare to move, so I turned around and asked the half-immortal, "What day are you?" ”
The half-immortal trembled: "That human bone, you want to ...... It's going to live. ”
"Ah......h This guy, marrying Zu Ling, God knows if it is the father of the Liu family, what kind of magic spell he created, this is good, Ling didn't get married, but he made a skeleton dumpling.
My heart was like lightning, and suddenly I changed countless thoughts, and he really couldn't do it...... Hmph, don't blame the younger generations for being unkind.
I cat's waist, picked up a big rock, gritted my teeth and twisted my body, and yelled that I will come.
Crash!
There was a sound of debris.
"Ah......h
Half Immortal!
Half Immortal! Are you swollen!
I took the big rock and swooped into the house (uh, no, it was in the hole.) )
At this time, I should be afraid of frightening the unknown soul, so the flashlight was all turned off, and I touched the position of putting the flashlight, picked it up and turned it on.
I'm going to ......
The half-immortal was lying on the ground, trembling all over, and the bones of the ancestor of the Lu family fell apart, smashing him all over. Now, he's shaking with the skeleton in his hand.
I hurriedly squatted down, reached out to help Banxian'er scratch off the bone slag, then pulled him up, patted him and asked him, "What's the swelling?" How did the skeleton fall apart? ”
The half-immortal shuddered: "I...... I don't know. I...... I was sitting, a little sleepy, yawning, and trying to sleep, but unexpectedly, my head clicked, and I said my day. Unexpectedly, the sound of the Japanese character fell, and the bones of the ancestors scattered into a ball and fell on my body. Ouch...... Didn't I recruit the Heroic Spirit of his family's ancestors? ”
Half-immortal apprehension.
I said: "It's okay, I'm also good at physiognomy, you are not one of the top ten evildoers, but also the reincarnation of Marshal Tiancang, rest assured, no living soul, dead soul, dare not approach you." ”
The half-immortal hated: "You tease me!" ”
I grinned and replied, "Don't you tease me like that?" ”
The half-immortal Zhenzhen said: "I am telling the truth, I am observing it according to the law of the ancients." ”
I still wanted to have something to do with the immortals, but the flashlight was unintentionally swept away, and suddenly I found that there seemed to be something wrong with Lu Daguan lying on the ground.
I pulled the half-fairy and shook it again with a flashlight.
I found that Brother Daguan's facial expression was extremely distorted, but I couldn't tell whether it was pain or happiness, in short, it felt weird and unpredictable.
"Ouch, man, what's going on?" The half-immortal touched his head, looking puzzled.
I glanced at him: "Okay, this time playing Da Xian'er, something happened to the game, what kind of fierce soul is this going on, evil spirit, come on, the Lu family brothers wake up, maybe it will be another bloody storm that swept the rivers and lakes." ”
Half Xian'er became more and more worried, he repeatedly looked at Lu Daguan's face, looked up and down carefully five or six times, and suddenly said again: "Look, don't twist." ”
I took a look, and sure enough, the facial muscles were no longer distorted, and they changed to a comfortable and deathly comfortable appearance.
I asked Banxian'er: "Old man, I didn't say it, how can I see if this married ancestor spirit has been married." ”
Banxian Er pondered: "I really can't see this, it is said that it will take about half an hour." ”
I'm speechless, is it good for people to use ancient books, your house is actually half an hour......
Forget it, don't talk about this, let's start the needle.
I'll let the half-immortal take care of his family affairs first.
The half-immortal squatted on the ground, busy with work.
When he finished cleaning up, I pulled out the soul locking nail.
The needle is taken off.
Let's put away our things and look at Lu Daguan again, hey, no response!
The demi-immortal and I raised our heads, and the four lights were facing each other.
The half-immortal's lips trembled: "Boda...... We...... We're not killing people, are we? ”
I blackfaced: "If you want to die, it's you, you're a 'ghost healing accident'." ”
Banxian'er: "Boda, there has always been only a medical accident, and when did there be a ghost treatment accident." ”
I scared the half-immortal: "You wait for the Netherworld Ghost Healing Law Enforcement Brigade to send ghosts to clean you up, you wait." ”
The half-fairy muttered: "It's broken, it's broken, it's not good, you have to run away." With that, he got up and was about to leave.
I didn't have the courage to say, "Come back!" I'm serious about teasing you. This earth soul is sealed, just like falling asleep, who wakes up so quickly, we have to scream. ”
The soul of heaven, the soul of the earth, this kind of existence is not in the human body.
Ask where it is, according to orthodox Taoist theory, it's in another dimension in another dimension. The so-called in us is nothing more than a kind of spatio-temporal connection established with our human body.
For example, it's as if someone is controlling your computer remotely.
The earth soul is sealed, and a connection has to be rebuilt, probably redialing......
I crouched down, patted the big pipe on the forehead, and tugged at his ear, and I said, "Come back, come back, ah...... Son, leave it here, come back, come back......"
I screamed a few times.
The big pipe slowly opened a pair of eyes.
The next second.
He......
Suddenly.
Well, I'm not going to scare anyone, the truth is, he yawned, stretched out on the spot, and muttered, "Leave me alone, I'll sleep a little longer." “
"Sleep on you big-headed ghost! Where are you still sleeping? “
"Ah...... This...... What is this place, and you are? ”
As soon as I heard this, I said in my heart that it was a bad dish, this guy, didn't he let other souls preemptively register Lu Daguan's account, and brainwashed him?
I helped the big pipe, sat up, surrounded him with the half-fairy, and turned on all the flashlights, and shone it all around, and at the end, the half-fairy-er held the brain of the ancestor of the Lu family in his hand on the ground, handed it to the big pipe and said, "Brother big pipe, do you recognize this person?" ”
The big pipe took the skeleton, held it in his arms, and stroked it twice. He tilted his head again, as if in thought, and then locked his eyebrows again, as if reminiscing......
Ten minutes later.
He looked up and said to me, "Your surname is Ji, and you are my lord." ”
Then he looked at the half-immortal and said, "Your surname is Liu, and you are also my lord......"
Half Xian'er and I were stunned for a moment, then grinned and said, "Don't call it that, I'm embarrassed, you see that we are all younger than you, so it's better to call Xiao Ji and Xiao Liu." ”
"No way!" Lu Daguan was serious, hugged the skeleton in his arms and said, "Grandpa Graybeard told me that I have to call your lord."
Belch......
The half-immortal and I were stunned.
After a while, I carefully asked, "Who is Grandpa Graybeard?" ”
The big pipe said, "What were you doing just now, oh, it seems that you gave me a needle to cure something." I don't remember exactly, but I just fell asleep all at once. I had a dream, I dreamed of a gray-bearded old man, and when he saw me, he hugged me and cried, saying how the descendants of the Lu family withered like this. Then he said, "Fortunately, I have followed you two lords, and I will be able to do a great job in the world in the future." Then, Grandpa Graybeard said he wanted to help me, and then I woke up......"
As soon as Banxian heard this, this guy, a grunt, knelt on the ground, and said to the skeleton in Daguan's arms: "Old man, I'm Liu Banxian, if you say anything disrespectful just now, don't be like me, you have a lot of adults, adults don't count villains, and the elephant's belly can support the boat......"
When I heard this, I was speechless.
Don't think that half-immortals are nervous, half-immortals are like this. If you want to talk about superstition, there are no more superstitious people in the world. Not to mention anything else, when I went to school, I saw that I was carrying Zhou Gong's interpretation of dreams in my arms, and when I got up in the morning, the first thing I did was to turn over Zhou Gong's interpretation of dreams, and find out what I dreamed about last night, what it meant, and what it meant.
Therefore, when he heard that the ancestor of the Lu family had appeared for Lu Daguan's dream, his actions were very reasonable.
At this moment, the chief manager spoke again: "Two lords, I think of something again. ”
The half-immortal raised his head and was stunned: "Another call is the lord, just call Xiao Liu, what do you say?" ”
Grandpa: "Grandpa Greybeard said he didn't want to live here anymore and wanted to go out for a walk, and he asked me to take one of his bones." ”
Belch...... This one? I looked at the big pipe, and I whispered, "Why don't you choose a little finger, a little toe, with a ......?" ”
Daguan hugged the skeleton in his arms: "I feel that this is more suitable." ”
I was speechless.
The half-fairy's jaw was about to drop.
But on second thought, I think it's also reasonable. I estimate that the half-fairy has some way of marrying the ancestors, and most of them have been completed.
Then, the big pipe has a trace of the will, preference and spirit of this ancestor.
So he decided that this brain bone was better than any other bone.
I swallowed with difficulty.
got up, stretched out his hand and patted the shoulder of the big pipe: "Okay, don't say much, this place is not a place to stay for a long time, let's wait for the first retreat." ”
So we packed it up.
When he turned to leave, he saw an iron mechanism that resembled a wrench at the door.
The half-immortal owed, and reached out to pull it.
Boom, the big iron gate is about to close.
Fortunately, I was ready to take two rocks on top, so I took the opportunity to swoop and escape out of the big hole.
After running out, he turned his head again and saw that the two stones were crushed by the iron gate, and then the two gates actually closed together on their own.
I hatefully scolded the half-fairy for owing it, and almost trapped us in it.
Half Immortal grinned and didn't care, anyway, there was an Organ Ancestor Master inside, so I was so afraid!
Next, we climbed out of the graveyard again, finished our work with shovels, and filled in the graveyard again.
After some tossing, it was getting dark.
Half Xian'er set up three sticks of incense in front of this tomb, we knelt, kowtowed three times to the brains of the ancestors, and when we were done, the big pipe hugged the skeleton, and the group went down the mountain to the birds.
On the way back, I felt that there was probably no one like us in the world. First, he dug his own ancestral grave, and then went in and came out with a human skull.
This is the ......
Gee!
I admire us for being ourselves.
It's really three, the best!
As for the curse of Daguan, this thing is more inclined to be a rumor, because according to the analysis of Daguan's fate, the death of his parents has nothing to do with the curse, but the ferocity that should be encountered.
Can a half-fairy marry an ancestral spirit, can it work? This can only be verified by time.
Back in the village, we spent the night at the old man's house.
The next day, take the morning minibus and return to Taiyuan.
When we entered the big city, we specially bought a larger Dior bag for the ancestors of the Lu family. Loaded in, finished, and afraid that it would be inconvenient to do a plane, so we chose to take the train and return to X-Beijing.
It's good to take the train, especially the hard-seat car, that guy, people from all walks of life have it.
Everyone gathered a table, the world was all over the world, and they were all wonderful.
No, a middle-aged man in front of me rolled up his sleeves and exposed his arms, and talked to me about a murderous house on the outskirts of Beijing!
"I won't talk about the people who live in it, I'll talk about their neighbors, neighbors! lived next to her for two years, a good-looking little girl, stunned by leukemia and died! ”
The middle-aged man was full of words and looked hideous.