Chapter 330: Hu Kongming's Survival in the Wild-Part 2
"I looked at the socks, and they were almost up to the length of the stockings."
Guan Ning pointed to the socks in his hiking boots and said to Hu Zhao with a smile.
"Where is that exaggerated." Hu Zhao was lying on the soft grass, and suddenly remembered that in this era, the wild may be full of snakes and insects, and quickly got up again.
Guan Ning just smiled when he saw it, and reminded: "There are not so many things in the south on the boundary of Shandong, and you can't die." ”
The place where Hu Zhao lived in seclusion in his previous life was higher than the only one here, and what he was worried about was naturally not the infestation of snakes and insects caused by dimensional factors. "The same cannot be said. At that time, there were 400 years of development in the Han Dynasty, and there were naturally not so many snakes and insects. But we're in the Warring States now. ”
When Guan Ning heard him say this, he couldn't help but beat a drum in his heart, and after looking around nervously, he finally decided to stand up and walk around.
He didn't want to be targeted by some bug with more than a hundred legs.
But he hadn't gone far before he was startled by the sound of Si Si Suo coming from a bush.
"Kong Ming, look there, is there a tiger?"
Hu Zhao laughed when he heard it. Guan Ning seems to be a soldier. What tigers are there in Shandong, South China tigers or Siberian tigers? Caught right in the middle, it's possible to do both. Or a native Qilu tiger, then you really have to find a tranquilizer gun, take it back, and build a star cat zoo in the future, just keep it in it.
He thought about it so well, but he never thought that a story suddenly popped into his head, even though it was fictional. But the fiction has to have some basis. The feline that was cleaned up by Wu Song on Jingyanggang is not a lynx, or a cat that has not lost weight.
After thinking about it like this, Hu Zhao felt that it was too unkind to have to tease Guan Ning just now, so he hurriedly beckoned everyone and prepared bows and arrows. After the order was given, more than two dozen bows and arrows flew over.
The sound of bowbow strings still echoed in the air, and the sound of a few arrows popping through the grass could be heard. Hu Zhao was shocked, and shot a few arrows casually, what a big thing the other party must be.
It can't really be a big tiger.
With a choking sound, Hu Zhao pulled out the sword at his waist and prepared to step forward to check it. This kind of tiger with a bow and arrow is a little more dangerous than when it is not injured. Therefore, among the one hundred and eight heroes in Liangshan, there is a Ding Desun nicknamed the Arrow Tiger. How dare Hu Zhao let his guard down?
"Put the hood on." Guan Ning saw that Hu Zhao was going over to check the situation, so he hurriedly ran over and reminded, "I look at this hood, and I think it's the kind worn by those who robbed the bank in the movie, the machine gun can block it, what is a tiger afraid of?" ”
Hu Zhao smiled bitterly. This hood is just for keeping warm and protecting against wind and sand, and it is not the same material as the one in the movie. If the police in the bank shoot at him now, it is estimated that the rubber bullet will be enough for him, and if it is a real bullet, as long as the policeman's marksmanship is okay, then there is a good chance that he will have to notify the lord to send someone to collect his body.
However, no matter what Guan Ning said, it was also a good intention, of course Hu Zhao would not say anything, just gritted his teeth, pretended to be brave and rushed over.
When he opened the grass and looked at it, Hu Zhao suddenly screamed. Guan Ning saw that the situation was not quite right, and thought that the "tiger" was not completely dead, or it was a corpse, and when he was about to give the order to release the arrows, he heard Hu Zhao sigh pitifully: "I have a big sin." ”
Guan Ning was taken aback, could it be that the big tiger had been shot to death, and Hu Zhao was sad like a monk at this time, so he almost didn't put his hands together and shouted "Amitabha" in a row?
The results came out quickly, and they surprised Guan Ning and the others.
I saw Hu Zhao enter the grass with his hand, and after a while, he brought out a rabbit that looked like a hedgehog.
Where is there a rabbit that grows like a hedgehog, and after inserting a feather arrow, you don't look like it?
"It's cruel." Hu Zhao was carrying the rabbit, and his voice trembled a little, "How did we do such a bad thing." ”
Guan Ning also let out a sad sigh, and the dozen generals and more than a hundred recruits around him didn't know what they were thinking.
Qin Han just thought about it and said, "Aren't they just two rabbits?" But he was stopped by Hao Zhao beside him. Facing the person next to him who had successfully blocked Zhuge Liang's Northern Expedition and traveled to the Three Kingdoms in many historical novels, Qin Han felt that it was better to follow his advice.
At this time, Hu Zhao and Guan Ning had already hugged each other and cried bitterly. Among the celebrities between the Wei and Jin dynasties, there are often many frivolous people. Ruan's father and son are not such people.
So the way they express their inner emotions is still relatively unrestrained. Unlike the doctors of the Ming and Qing dynasties, they have to hold back everything, pretending to be like those bald people, and those who don't know think they have masochistic tendencies.
Perhaps this masochistic tendency began to appear after the Song Dynasty began to mix Confucianism with elements of Taoism and Buddhism. In the Ming and Qing dynasties, this kind of brain-dead behavior was enshrined as a guideline.
Confucianism itself is actually a very exclusive academic sect. Mohists, Legalists, and many other methodologies that have worked well in practice have not been absorbed, but have absorbed the tricks of the Yin and Yang Five Elements.
Since then, there has been Dong Zhongshu's "Spring and Autumn Hair Micro", and there is also the system of heaven and man induction and the five virtues circulation brain remnant. Why is it said to be brain-dead? Because they don't even pay attention to the factual experience left by their ancestors, they are paying attention to what ancestral system and what competent teachings they have. Why don't they care about the practices of their ancestors? Because the five-virtue cycle system believes that fire overcomes wood, which is contrary to the matter of drilling wood to make fire recorded in ancient books. And the inventive and creative spirit of Confucianism, Zihui and others has not been completely inherited by Confucianism. So these people are purely brain-dead.
As for why this brain-dead phenomenon occurs. Some cynics thought that Confucius's methodological quotations, which I would not say which book, were more pertinent and practical, but later people made a mistake because they were lazy and lazy, so they decided to add those pretentious and unscrupulous remarks that could attract attention on the basis of Confucius.
This kind of brain-dead behavior was carried forward by Cheng Zhu Lixue in the Song Dynasty, and has since become the benchmark of intellectuals for hundreds of years.
Why is this so? Because intellectuals can become famous and wealthy as long as they sit in front of the window. The cost of obtaining survival resources is very low, while the rewards are high. If you want to practice it yourself, not to mention that the material conditions may not be able to keep up, Suang can keep up, and everyone will choose a low-cost way. If you can become an official and earn money by reading and writing, who will invent and create?