The guy who was snickering just now just wanted to speak, when suddenly the fat man jumped up from the ground, straightened up in front of the police on duty, pointed at himself with a finger wrapped in white gauze, and proudly showed off: "I said, I said." ”

He had no teeth and spoke slurredly, but the policeman on duty guessed what he meant, and when he saw how embarrassed he was, he knew that he was a guy who owed his mouth, and when he encountered such a good opportunity to brag, how could he be willing to let it go in vain? Just looking at him like this, you don't need to ask about the case to guess why he was beaten like a pig. A guy like this should slap him twice.

"Okay, let me say, you say, what's going on?!" The policeman on duty shouted impatiently.

Hearing the permission of the police officer on duty, the fat man pouted proudly and sat down opposite the police officer on duty. The policeman on duty was worried that he would spew spit out of his rotten mouth again, which was really disgusting, so he shouted: "Don't sit down, stand up, stand farther away, pay attention to what you say, don't spray around, it's disgusting to others." ”

The fat man trembled with fright, got up from his seat, and stood far away.

"Say, what's going on!" The policeman on duty shouted.

The fat man grinned before he spoke, because the rotten mouth hurt, after being beaten to the present, his face is getting more and more swollen, the face that is pulled by the mouth when he moves, and the toothless socket, he wants to die in pain, but in the face of such a glorious thing, he must personally tell the police about the process of getting the fingerprints of good people, such a glorious heroic deed I am afraid that he can only do it once in his life, so he said regardless of his bad mouth, bad face, bad heart and no teeth: "I met a good person in the bar tonight, I just want to take him to the police station and do my duty as a citizen. But what I didn't expect was that good people had a lot of helpers, and as a result, I was outnumbered and ended up falling behind. Just when I saw that the good guy was about to escape, I suddenly came up with a plan. Isn't a good guy wearing a mask, for fear that others will know his true face, but I want to expose his true face. When I saw that the good man was not wearing gloves on his hand, I bravely slammed my face into his hand, so that I could get the fingerprint of the good man's hand. I was worried that the fingerprints of one hand would not be enough, so I slammed my other face into his other hand, so that I could get the fingerprints of the good man's other hand. Now that the fingerprints of the good guy are on my face, his true face will be revealed immediately. I'm a great hero in capturing good people. Comrade policeman, can you give me a good citizen award? Don't worry, I will definitely cherish this honor in exchange for face! ”

The fat man was still spitting at these words, pointing to his hand wrapped in white gauze for a while, showing how heroic he was in capturing good people, and pointing to his swollen face like a pig's head, showing how much sacrifice he had made in order to capture good people. At the same time, he is full of nonsense, making up nonsense, stirring up nonsense, pointing to the deer as a horse, reversing right and wrong, regardless of shame, and creating his own heroic image of righteousness and courage who can sing and cry. In the end, he did not forget to ask the police for merit and reward, which simply brought the shameless spirit to the extreme.

The policeman on duty looked at the fat man with flying eyebrows and passion with a surprised face, although the fat man's speech was slurred, and sometimes he was interrupted by the pain of his rotten mouth and bad face, but with the hearing that he had exercised for many years in the interrogation confession, he still understood the meaning of the fat man's words, the fat man Lala was constantly showing off, the more he listened, the more he felt incredible, it was simply an incomprehensible logic for ordinary people, just like a madman who ran out of a mental hospital, he was shocked and finally forgot to record his confession, I watched in amazement at the fat man's ugly and funny toothless performance.

After the fat man finished speaking, the policeman on duty still didn't come back to his senses, looked at the other people in the fat man's group suspiciously, and asked them with his eyes, did the fat man with no face and no skin in front of him run out of the mental hospital?

The fat man and his gang have long been accustomed to the fat man's nonsense, the wrong can be said to be right, the black can be said to be white, the dead can be said to be alive, no matter what it is, once it comes to the fat man's mouth, it will definitely taste like it. Therefore, they are accustomed to the fat man's disregard for the facts, reversing black and white, and shameless behavior, and remain calm.

They nodded at the police officer on duty and said, "Well, the basic truth is this. The fingerprints of the good people were obtained by the fat man at the expense of his face, and they are still hanging on the fat man's face. ”

The policeman on duty couldn't help but gasp, and he was simply amazed at the madness of the fat man!

In such a way that the fingerprints were obtained, the police were embarrassed to use them.

The policeman on duty looked at the fat man and asked solemnly: "So, did you fight shamelessly and get the fingerprints of good people?" ”

The fat man nodded busily and said, "Yes!" ”

The policeman on duty couldn't believe it, and confirmed again: "It's you who are shameless, not a good person who beat you?" ”

The fat man nodded affirmatively again: "Hmm! ”

The policeman on duty looked up to the sky and sighed: "Admire, admire, a person like you who dares to be shameless is really a rare figure in the world." You have the spirit of sacrificing your face so much, I'm afraid that everyone in the world will give people three points. ”

The fat man smirked, "This is what I should do." ”

The policeman on duty nodded helplessly and said, "This matter is very important, and I can't be the master." I'm going to give my superiors a call. ”

The policeman on duty picked up the landline on the table, made a phone call, and said, "Dragon team, there is an important situation to report to you, there is a toothless person here, who gave up his face and got the fingerprints of a good person." Well, the evidence is well preserved, and eyewitnesses are there. You're going to be back at the police station soon, huh? Well, that's just right! ”

The policeman on duty hung up the phone and said to the fat man: "Wait, our captain will be here in a while." ”

The fat man was immediately overjoyed, his painful mouth was cramping, and he subconsciously wanted to rub it a few times.

"Don't move!" The policeman on duty suddenly stopped him with a loud shout. "Don't move, don't move. Remember, it's not your face, it's the fingerprints of good people. You don't have a face right now, so you don't hurt, you know? ”

"I know, I know, I don't have a face." The fat man endured the pain.

The way he wanted to rub it in pain, but he didn't dare to rub it, was so funny.

The policeman on duty shook his head and said in his heart, you are also self-inflicted.

Soon after, hulala, a lot of police came in outside.

In addition to Long Tao, deputy captain of the criminal police in the Dingshui District of Beijing, there are also Zhang Zhenyi, the captain of the Jiangcheng City Criminal Police, the special operations captain of the Special Intelligence Bureau, Ghost Fox, and some of their team members.

As soon as Long Tao came in, he was the first to ask, "Where are the fingerprints of good people?" ”

This is his territory, so he asks first.

The policeman on duty kept the fat man's bad face and said, "Where is it here?" ”

Long Tao was stunned for a moment and asked, "What's going on?" I want fingerprints, not this pig's face! ”

The policeman on duty explained: "The good man slapped him twice, and all the fingerprints were printed on his face, so he should be able to get them." ”

As soon as his words fell, the fat man suddenly became anxious, grinned, stuck out his tongue, and hurriedly clarified: "It wasn't the good guy who slapped me twice, it was I who took the initiative to hit his hand with my face." I want to get his fingerprints and help you confirm his true identity. I did this on purpose. It's not a good fan, it's not! ”

When the policemen present heard this, their faces immediately turned ashamed.

With such a wise method of forensics, why didn't they think of it first?

Long Tao was really shocked at this time, such a forensic method, he had only heard of it, but he had not practiced it. I didn't expect to be practiced by the fat man in front of me, it seems that there are really people in the world who are willing to be shameless! It's really impressive!

At this time, the ghost fox stepped forward. Investigating the identity of good people is his main job.

The ghost fox stared at the fat man's pig-like face with a pair of grim eyes and shrewdness, and asked, "Tell me, how did you get the fingerprints of good people?" I will tell it after 1510, and if there is half a lie, you will be arrested and sent to prison. ”

"Okay, I met a nice guy at the bar, I wanted to catch him, then he wanted to run away, I used my face to get the fingerprints...... I'll just use my face...... I was actually slapped twice by him, but I deliberately let him slap him in order to get his fingerprints. Otherwise, it would be impossible for him to slap me. Really, you have to trust me. The fat man with such a big face wanted to blow nonsense at first, but under the contempt of the ghost fox's shrewd and stern eyes, he soon became weak-hearted, and had to admit that he was slapped twice by a good person, but he still struggled with shamelessness, and he was determined to be slapped by a deliberately good person. It's rare in the world to have such a dead face.

Although the fat man still refused to tell the whole truth in the end, he was as shrewd as a ghost fox and already knew what was going on. The ghost fox is a person who wants to do big things, his time is particularly precious, of course he will not be entangled with such a subordinate, he has to find out whether the fat man deliberately let a good person fan, this kind of thing is clear at a glance without breaking it.

Therefore, the ghost fox instead asked, "Where did you meet the good guys?" ”

The fat man breathed a sigh of relief and said as if the conspiracy had succeeded: "Bar! ”

Ghost Fox then asked, "Which bar?" ”

The fat man said happily: "The midnight bar is the bar where the explosion occurred at the door last night, and your police went there to investigate last night." Now go over now, the good man is still there, go and arrest him." ”

The ghost fox sneered and said, "Didn't you just say that you beat him and wanted to escape?" You've beaten him away, why is he still there? Hmph, if you don't pay taxes if you brag, you're not afraid of the wind flashing your tongue. ”

The fat man immediately wilted again.

The last sentence of the ghost fox is so familiar, how can it be like a good person is staring at him?!

He sneakily said, "Really, he must still be there, you go and arrest him!" ”

"Shut up, the police are doing things, you are not allowed to point fingers." Long Tao glared at the fat man angrily and shouted.

The fat man was frightened.

Long Tao continued: "What now? We were divided into two groups, one way to gather people to go to the bar to arrest the good guys, and the other to stay and assist the criminal investigation technicians to collect evidence. What do you think? ”

Long Tao looked at the ghost fox, then at Zhang Zhenyi, and finally landed on the ghost fox.

The ghost fox is mainly responsible for the good guy case. As for Zhang Zhenyi, he went to the capital for Dean Ai's case, and there was no need to fight with good people. For him, the good guys are just the people who investigate the case. Therefore, whether to arrest good people or not depends mainly on the opinion of the ghost fox. Long Tao, in charge of investigating the explosion!

The ghost fox pondered for a moment, shook his head, and suddenly asked, "Do you have tissues?" ”

The policeman on duty immediately replied: "Yes! ”

As he spoke, the policeman on duty hurriedly took out a few facial tissues from the carton and handed them to the ghost fox.

The ghost fox divided the tissue into two hands and held it, pressed one side of the fat man's face with one hand, and wiped it vigorously on the fat man's face. The fingerprints of the good people who have been carefully protected by the shameless fat man......

(To be continued)