"Yes, when animals are fattened, they will kill the meat-eaters." George W. Bush was thoughtful. Faintly, I was a little ashamed that I was even a little ashamed of myself when I decided whether to cut the Japanese from the Japanese!

To hell with all the bullshit "US-Japan friendship" and what TMD can't bear, for Americans, there has never been friendship in this world, and there are only interests -- anyway, the number of times Americans eat meat on the fat pig of Japan is not once or twice.

How do you say that? A politician who is not cold-blooded and black-bellied is not a good TMD politician at all! Shamelessness is the passport of a politician, nobility is the epitaph of the noble, let the noble go to hell!

Friendship? It's the same as the words "you're the first guest I picked up as a young lady", there is no credibility, this thing is just a rhetoric on the lips that allows you to get more benefits, and you can throw it in the garbage at any time when you don't need it.

The Americans will not rest on their laurels! The relevant government departments, foreign policy research departments, and non-governmental think tanks for the study of the international situation in many countries around the world are all staring at what the Americans will do next.

Especially those countries that have been bullied by the Americans for many years, mainly Libya, North Korea, Iran and Iraq, are even more uneasy in their hearts, like a cat scratching: Americans don't use themselves as a punching bag to clean up, do they? Not a lot of words -- don't look at the fact that these countries are shouting at the Americans one by one: "I'm not afraid of you!" But whether they are afraid or not, I'm afraid only they know.

At a time when many governments, their foreign policy research departments, and semi-official and semi-non-governmental think tanks affiliated with the government were paying close attention to the movements in the United States, the Washington Post, one of the most important and authoritative newspapers in the United States, suddenly released a commentator's article. The article sharply pointed the finger directly at the little brother of the United States, Japan!

In this article, this well-known international current affairs commentator pointed out that with the rapid development of Japan's economy in recent years, Japan has become the world's second largest economy after the United States, and at the same time, there are even signs of surpassing the United States in terms of science and technology. At least to some extent an equal ally, as can be seen from the fact that Japan has been seeking to become a permanent member of the United Nations, it is no longer satisfied with its current international status.

The article also counts the things that the ancestors of the Japanese did in ancient times: when the suzerainty of the Japanese was ancient China, Japan, which was still very weak, humbly called slaves to the imperial government of ancient China; But when Japan's power reached a certain level, they began to constantly harass their suzerain: the maritime frontier of ancient China; When Japan developed into a modern power that was nearly strong enough, they began to wage a brutal war against their own lenient suzerain: Japan's war against China during World War II, and at the same time counted the heavy losses and injuries inflicted by Japan on China during the war of aggression against China.

On the last point in particular, the article is even more eloquent: This is of course, because the US government at that time gave China a lot of aid, and for this kind of thing that gives Americans a long face, it is necessary to talk about it anyway -- even those who read newspapers can read it with relish: Look, this is the best proof that Americans can be business leaders, when the democracy and freedom of the world are endangered by evil forces, It was the U.S. government, a symbol of democracy and freedom, that took the initiative to stand up against evil. …,

As for the benefits that the Americans have extracted from it? No one will ever remember such a thing.

From beginning to end, although there is not a single word in the article saying that the terrorist attack was planned by the Japanese, this is not a lice on the monk's head - is it obvious!

This article in the Washington Post created a false impression for all those who read the paper: Wasn't the situation between China and Japan at that time exactly the same as the relationship between the United States and Japan now? Today, when it is gradually becoming stronger, what about the Americans?

This kind of thing is not very easy to say, but there is a good saying, not afraid of 10,000, just in case. And the American nation is just a skeptic...... Oh, it's a nation with a very heavy sense of crisis, a typical "I'd rather bear the people of the world than the people of the world bear me", they still have to ponder there for a long time without a shadow, let alone this kind of thing that seems plausible and very probable?

Thoughtful people in the United States began to calculate: Since the Japanese were so upback on their word and untrustworthy to their suzerain, China, will the same be true for their current suzerain, the United States? Well, whether it will be or not, the Japanese must not be given this chance anyway...... Can't you say that the terrorist attack a few days ago was done by the Japanese? Now it seems that the Japanese are the most suspicious, who let them have such a bad record before?

I didn't think of it before, but now I think of it? Ahem, shouldn't we give this Japanese man a knock that seems to have started to be dishonest?

The appearance of this commentator's article in the Washington Post suddenly broke through the eyes of the foreign policy research departments of various countries, and many people's heads were confused: What is going on?

Because they didn't see it. How did this trick change, and Japan has not always been a staunch dog leg of the Americans...... Uh, wrong, is it an ally? How is it that when such a big thing happened, the first thing the United States cleaned up was this ally of its own? Although this incident does have a little connection with the Japanese, anyone with a discerning eye can see at a glance that this incident actually has little to do with the Japanese, and if it has to do with the Japanese, it is that it is a Japanese who caused this incident, well, plus a Japanese car.

But as the country's think tank, these guys are not dry after all, and after thinking about it carefully, they all secretly applaud this ruthless move of the US government!

Of course, while applauding, he also secretly took a breath of cold air: Americans are really ruthless! It seems that the Japanese will not be able to bleed without bleeding this time.

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What the? The initiator of the "11.11 School Shooting and Bombing Incident" that killed 302 people in the United States turned out to be people of our great Yamato nation? This news was like a thunderbolt from the blue, and it slammed into the heads of Japanese government officials and emperors, shaking them dizzy and their mouths bursting with bitterness.

Although they knew that the Americans would not be angry with Japan because of this incident, Prime Minister Junichiro Koinu and the emperor knew very well that if Japan did not make a big blood this time, the Americans would not know how to clean themselves up.

The naked result of the Plaza Accord on Japan is still bloody in front of Junichiro Inu and the Emperor of Japan, and the Americans are probably going to slaughter the Japanese again this time -- of course, they will kill pigs, and when pigs grow fat, they will kill those who eat meat.

As soon as the news was received, the Japanese Government promptly convened a press conference after urgent consultations, at which Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi personally gave relevant explanations and explanations through the media, and solemnly apologized to the American people and government at the press conference, which he repeatedly stressed. The friendship between the United States and Japan can withstand the most brutal test, and the Japanese Government will rush to the United States the day after tomorrow to be personally led by Prime Minister Junichiro Koinu to discuss a series of economic and trade cooperation issues with the United States. …,

At the same time, the Japanese emperor also called Bush Jr. as soon as possible, expressing his deep apologies to his master for Japan's cultivation of such a "talent." After the press conference, the dog also personally called Bush to apologize.

No one knows what President Bush Jr. said, but a staff member of the Prime Minister's Office with sharp eyes found that when Prime Minister Dog came out of his office, his face was a little gray, and traces of sweat could be faintly seen at the roots of his hair and neck.

Will the prime minister sweat in the prime minister's office? The whole joke is a bit too big. You know, the temperature and humidity of the air in the Prime Minister's Mansion are precisely controlled by the computer to ensure that the Prime Minister can serve the Japanese people in the most comfortable working environment, but now the Prime Minister is magically sweating?! How amazing is this?

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In the United States, the Washington Post article was quickly reprinted by major American newspapers, and major newspapers, television stations, and other media commented on the views of the article, either agreeing, criticizing, or disdainful, but in any case, this article was undoubtedly completely noisy by the media in the United States.

With the acquiescence of the government, and even hints intentionally or unintentionally, the overwhelming discussion of this article in the domestic media in the United States has undoubtedly given a clear target to the demonstrators in all parts of the United States who are now gradually becoming lively, but who are holding up their guns and unable to find a target to shoot, and who are anxiously scratching their ears and cheeks. Think about it, isn't that what it's all about, it's clear that the damn Japanese are not honest!

This article in the Washington Post is like a battle article against Japan, pointing to Japan's battle flag, and countless idle Americans who are sore in pain have aimed their demonstrations at Japan at this moment.

For a time, the U.S. government received a non-governmental response. Calls for the government to impose sanctions on Japan are getting louder and louder, but what has gone unnoticed is that the voices against President George W. Bush and the US government are getting quieter.

It's done! When I saw this scene. George W. Bush and his ruling team finally breathed a sigh of relief. In addition to the joy, George W. Bush and his core government team could not help but ponder: What should we do next?

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"Good! It's just so! Looking at the article in the Washington Post, Zhang Lan couldn't help laughing wildly, "I was worried that there was no suitable excuse for the next action, but I didn't expect the Americans to be so cooperative, and they just dozed off and sent a pillow." ”

"Would you like to send a fruit basket to the Americans as a token of appreciation?" Xiao Chenxi looked at Zhang Lan with a smile and quipped.

"Well, okay, then send one to Bush Jr.," Zhang Lan pondered for a long time, finally gritted his teeth and nodded, and then said to Xiao Chenxi with a painful face, "By the way, just choose the cheapest one, now the price is growing more severely, and the landlord's family has no grain in stock now." ”

"The landlord's family has no surplus grain?" Xiao Chenxi looked at Zhang Lan with a playful face, holding her chin and thinking with a face, "Well, why don't I tell that guy Bush Jr. what you did?" Maybe Bush Jr. will give you a large kickback after knowing the truth about this? ”

"Go ahead," Zhang Lan didn't care in the face of Xiao Chenxi's blackmail, "If that guy Bush Jr. believes you, then this guy can die." ”…,

"Really?". The little girl didn't seem to care about Zhang Lan's words, holding her chin and thinking with a look on her face, "If I imitate Card's voice and call that guy Bush Jr., do you think Bush Jr. will believe it?" It's exciting to think about. It's just a hint of a wicked smile in the depths of her eyes, which can be regarded as a complete betrayal of this girl.

"You...... ruthless~" Zhang Lan was stunned for a moment, and then realized who the girl in front of her was, knowing that if Xiao Chenxi wanted to do this, she would definitely succeed. Ahem, it seems that I can't be soft anymore?

"Hmph, it's good to know." Seeing that Zhang Lan, the kid, finally softened in front of him, Xiao Chenxi shrugged his nose proudly: I can't clean you up anymore?

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Although he had already expected that it would be impossible for him to pass the test without bloodshed this time, and even this time Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koinu was in a hurry like Japan, and there was a strong smell of rushing to make amends, but the Japanese never thought of it. The knife that the Americans swung at Japan came so quickly, and it came so quickly, so fiercely, that they had the strength to never stop without cutting off a large piece of meat.

Don't wonder why the Japanese know so quickly what is happening in the United States, as Japan's master and Japan's greatest reliance at present, there is a huge "U.S. Policy Research Center" in Japan dedicated to studying Japan's U.S. policy, the recent changes in the U.S. attitude toward Japan, and the changes in U.S. policy. Naturally, this is also one of the important ways for Japan to study the US policy toward Japan, because the news published above represents the attitude of the United States on many affairs to a certain extent, so this article published in the "Washington Post" was naturally immediately analyzed by the corresponding departments and sent to the hands of the top level of the government in the most urgent manner.

On the night before the departure of the prime minister's plane to the United States, Prime Minister Junichiro Inu suddenly received an urgent notice from the emperor that he wanted to receive him, and three hours later, Junichiro Inu returned to his prime minister's residence with a tired body, but instead of resting, he immediately held a secret meeting with the members of the government cabinet who had been waiting here, and the lights in the conference room were on until dawn......

The Japanese government has complained one after another, and it is becoming more and more difficult for its master to serve.

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Some people have noticed that the negotiations on economic and trade cooperation that the Japanese side claims should have started half a month later, and the Japanese Government was in such a hurry to rush to the United States, and it was led by Prime Minister Junichiro Koinu, and it seemed that the meaning of apologizing to the American master and accepting the donation was extremely strong, that is, I did not know how much money the Japanese planned to use to please their master, and how much money did the greedy Americans need to calm their anger?

But the American people don't care so much about you, in the simple thinking of the Americans, anyone from other countries in the world can say some reason for bombing us, after all, we have cleaned them up, but you Japanese are not good, you Japanese are just a dog raised by us Americans, who has been supporting you Japan and helping you Japan all these years? But not only did you Japanese dog not know how to be grateful, but he actually turned over and bit my master fiercely? It's worth it! The damned, vile, shameless Japanese cannot be spared, the question is simple.

So two days later, when the plane of the Japanese government business delegation headed by Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koinu appeared at the Washington D.C. International Airport, no less than 100,000 angry Americans had gathered around the airport and on the road to Washington, D.C.

US President George W. Bush, who was in a hurry, did not go to the airport to pick up the plane directly, and it was only Deputy Secretary of State Richard Bush who went to the airport to pick up the plane. Armitage, Secretary of State Collin. Luther. Powell didn't even bother to go.

Of course, this move by the US Government that does not give face to the Japanese is not that the Bush administration has forgotten some diplomatic etiquette that needs to be paid attention to in international diplomacy, and at this time, we can also interpret it as a way for the Americans to express their attitude to the Japanese side: Lao Tzu is very unhappy! Very unpleasant!! Lao Tzu is very angry, very angry!! Well, you Japanese think about how much blood you should produce, if Uncle Ben is not satisfied? Hey, hey, hey...... As for the consequences? You see for yourselves ............,