Inujiro said: The master has worked hard to pull so many poems, don't you give a ticket to the uncle!

Inujiro said: The scenery of the city is chaotic, the smoke and waves under the city are beating the shore, when will the ticket project be closed, and the tears and sorrows have been broken.

Inujiro said: How is Dai Zongfu, Qi Lu Qingwei is not over, and he will be on the top of the list, and he can see the mountains at a glance.

Inujiro said: The swallow grass is like bisi, and the Qin Sang has low green branches, and when the Qing votes for the day, it is the time when the concubine is happy.

Yincui Inujiro said: A pot of wine among the flowers, drinking alone without a blind date, raising a glass to invite the bright moon, the monthly ticket wins my heart.

Inujiro comes from the wisdom of the Internet and is hereby explained.

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------Off topic------

Gong Yin in the house didn't pay attention to what Yu Chun thought, he unfolded the rest of the secret letters again, and suddenly the ice hockey ball in his hand was stunned, and his brows furrowed.

Yu Chun, who was demoted from the commander to the head of logistics in an instant, stepped back with a bitter face - Ahhhh

He frowned slightly, thinking that he had only cared about Jing Hengbo's safety, and had not noticed her life needs, so that her eyelids were too shallow, and she was happy with any tattered dress, and followed people with any bad dress, which was his negligence and must be remedied.

"Then try to collect and give the best." Gong Yin waved his hand lightly, "From today onwards, you will be a good adviser on this matter, and you must make sure that everything around the queen is well taken care of, and you will no longer look down on the gifts of other cats and dogs." ”

"Uh...... There are too many, too many things that women like......" Ban Yu Chun could only answer like this - is there anything in the world that a creature like a woman doesn't like?

Is such a cheesy question coming out of the mouth of this national teacher in front of him who is not contaminated with the fireworks of the world?

Yu Chun almost plucked out his ears - did he hear it wrong?

Yu Chun didn't dare to come out, and waited anxiously for the master's next instructions, and only after a while did he hear Gong Yin ask him a little confused: "You say, what actions can please a woman, make her happy, and feel face?" ”

Before he ran far, he was called back by Gong Yin, and the national teacher who was at the top of the mountain snow peak seemed to be hesitating, and the ice ball in his hand spun around, scattering pieces of cold snowflakes, and his complexion in the snowflakes became more and more beautiful like snow, and his black eyelashes were long and long, so lofty and noble that people did not dare to blaspheme.

Yu Chun rushed out to catch the dress, and scolded the bee sting in his stomach as he ran - what did he say to the master! A gust of wind and a gust of rain, how did I suddenly remember to give a dress!

The ice ball spun rapidly in his hand, and the ice flowers peeled off in bursts, looking like something, and were taken off fiercely.

"Transferred from the vicinity of Shangguo, rushed to work overnight." His tone was unmistakable.

Yu Chun was dumbfounded and said, "This and this...... Lord, it's too late! ”

"According to the style of clothing that the queen used to like," Gong Yin said slowly, "Prepare sixteen sets of four-season dresses for her, and ensure that she has a new dress to wear every day in the next Shang Kingdom." ”

The puck suddenly spun a little faster, he seemed to be thinking about something, and pressed a mechanism on the table for a while, and Yu Chun appeared in front of him a moment later.

"The prince of Shang has launched a formal pursuit of the queen, sending gifts all over the hall, and the queen opens the gifts, including a gorgeous dress, and the queen has a surprise look."

In his opinion, he may be able to worry about Yeluqi's pursuit, as for the crown prince of Shang, if he takes him seriously, it will be an insult to him.

The latter sentence pursues and automatically ignores, and the previous sentence pursues and disagrees.

He looked at it expressionlessly, the puck in his hand, turning roundly.

"The crown prince of Shang seems to be tempted by the queen and wants to pursue it. Another one: The three princesses of Ji Kingdom seem to want to pursue the national teacher, and have been punished by the queen. ”

The letters of the bee sting, like their names, are very concise.

This is a unique cultivation method in the Snow Mountain, which is used to regulate the breath.

He unfolded his letterhead under the lamp in the secret room. While reading the letter, he slowly turned the ice hockey ball in his hand. The puck in his palm expands and shrinks, changing shapes and shapes, and it looks amazing.

The tall figure turned the corridor, and the snow-white robe hung quietly to the ground, and at the end of the long hair like flowing water, a layer of silver and white was faintly revealed.

What to wait for, only he himself knows.

This is to make a more natural transition between the true and false national teachers, and it is also because he is waiting.

After he returned to Emperor Ge in a hurry, he did not appear directly, did not meet anyone, and did not even appear in front of the fake palace Yin.

Gong Yin didn't read the letter immediately, he looked at the palace wall next to Jing Ting, and then looked at his study, where Gong Yin was receiving the minister.

Under the silent appearance, it is the master's meticulous and restrained impatience. He better not disturb the time when the master reads the letter.

Meng Hu, who hurried to receive the letter, saw Gong Yin's back at the end of the corridor, and immediately turned around and quietly retreated-the master has been looking out of the window intentionally or unintentionally recently, and passed by the bird room intentionally or unintentionally, and sure enough, he received the letter faster than him.

A pair of white, slender hands reached over and gently removed the small tube on the bird's legs.

A flock of white pigeons flew over the vermilion lattice, falling on the wooden bird's nest, converging their wings and replenishing water.

……

All eyes were staring at Jing Hengbo - how was she going to make up for the remaining 75,000 taels?

The guards took the order and left, and the people of Yu sneered, "Look what else you can sell!" ”

The prince of Yu said to the guards in a low voice: "Go and quietly talk to the dignitaries of the countries we are good friends with, please don't buy that little girl, and Yu will have its own compensation in the future." ”

Everyone was staring at her at this time - the two pets around her had been sold, and they were still far from 100,000 taels, and seeing that she had nothing to sell, could it be that the remaining little girl was worth 75,000 taels?

Jing Hengbo couldn't help but smile and walked back, she didn't have to care about how the little monster came back, it would be back to her soon.

"Yes." Ji Qiong took the 20,000 taels of gold and grabbed Feifei and replied coldly.

"Yes, yes." Jing Hengbo couldn't help but laugh and sent Feifei in front of her, "Hurry up and put it away, hurry up and send it to your male god, hurry up and get him to take care of it, I wish you success." ”

"Laughing at what?" Ji Qiong said coldly, "Are you hiding your jealousy?" Also, although you are the Jade Queen, if you want to be taken care of by the national teacher, I am afraid that I will not have a chance in this life. ”

After a while, Jing Hengbo smiled "poof".

Jing Hengbo rubbed Fei Fei's hand for a moment, Fei Fei opened his eyes and glanced at Ji Qiong.

Ji Qiong was full of evil anger at the moment, and she just wanted to gain the upper hand and attack others, gritting her teeth and sneering: "Give it to the most honorable Right National Teacher!" ”

Jing Hengbo glanced at her with a smile, his eyes fell on her also veiled face, and he saw that Ji Qiong was annoyed and angry, and was about to have a seizure, Jing Hengbo had already changed the topic casually, "Who are you giving Feifei to?" ”

"I'll give this cat away, but people are in a high position, their eyes are above the top, whether they will be able to take a fancy to this cat, I can't say, if you want this cat in the future, maybe I can let the new owner of this cat, let you in the door to take a look." She smiled and added, "But with your ugly face, its noble new owner, I can't guarantee that I will let you set foot in his cattery, and I will intercede for you when the time comes." ”

Ji Qiong suddenly smiled maliciously.

"Hey, we're willing to fight, why are we so angry?" Jing Hengbo smiled and stroked Feifei's long hair, "Take care of it, little monsters like to eat meat." ”

When she hugged Feifei and sent it over, Ji Qiong, who was full of chagrin and anger, squinted at her and said fiercely: "Today is cheap for you, one day, I want you to look good!" ”

Jing Hengbo also smiled happily, Feifei didn't do anything, she actually sold it at this price, she felt that she was really lucky today, thanks to those sisters who love to tear up.

Rao is like this, her face was pale and she was short of breath when she took out the money, and Ji Yao smiled even more happily because of this.

She gritted her teeth, thinking that as long as she was liked by the national teacher, all disadvantages would not exist. Ji Yao was just a momentary victory.

Ji Qiong didn't know the stakes in her heart, she seemed to win, but in fact she was defeated, and she completely fell into her sister's plan. It's just that he was forced to ride a tiger, and at this moment he had to spend a lot of money to fight for the favor of beauties.

Wait until my sister loses her inheritance rights and is degraded, this cat, it won't be hers at that time? Also saved a sum of money.

In this way, even if she can't get the cat, she will earn it.

Ji Yao stopped chasing, the corners of her mouth pursed a triumphant smile, and she glanced at her sister - in order to chase a man, she spent 20,000 taels of gold, and just bought a cat, and when this matter was reported back to China, the king must be angry, and her sister must be impeached by the ministers.

It took a while to tear it up before I heard Ji Qiong's voice over there, "Twenty thousand taels!" ”

The initiator, Jing Hengbo, had already fallen asleep with Fei Fei embracing each other - Fei Fei thought that the two breasts were too small and were not interested.

The crowd laughed as they pulled their seats back - in case of a fight, they had to take up a safe place.

Ji Yao was still laughing, "Fifteen thousand and one tael!" ”

"Fifteen thousand!" Ji Qiong was so angry that she smoked, and the whites of her eyes turned straight up.

"Eleven thousand and one taels!"

"One in one!"

"Ten thousand and one taels!"

"Ten thousand!"

"Nine thousand!"

"Eight thousand taels!"

Sure enough, as soon as the daughters of King Ji were on the bar, the smell of gunpowder immediately broke out, and the price also rose.

Jing Hengbo looked at the two sisters and immediately smiled. Okay, you don't have to bother showing the little monster yourself, the two sisters tear and tear like this, and the price will automatically go up.

Of course, it is also a very pleasant thing to be angry with my sister at the same time.

A cat capable of subduing the most ferocious alpaca? It must be useful to yourself.

Although she didn't see the situation clearly, she always felt that this matter was only related to this beast, and she remembered that the Jade Queen had called "Feifei!" ”

It's not that she likes Feifei, or wants to give it away, but she suddenly remembered that she was crazy about chasing the wind that day, breaking the wall of the Jade Queen, and in the end it seemed that this beast jumped in, and then the matter subsided.

Ji Qiong glared at Ji Yao angrily, Ji Yao didn't look at her at all, and stared at Fei Fei with great interest.

As soon as her voice fell, Ji Yao, the fourth princess over there, suddenly said coquettishly: "Seven thousand taels!" ”

A maid beside her pulled her shirt a little uneasily, Ji Qiong was unmoved, and said in a low voice: "I heard that the national teacher likes long-haired beasts very much, and specially raised an alpaca in Jingting, this beast, I think he will like it too." ”

It turned out to be Ji Qiong, the three princes and daughters of Ji Kingdom wore a veil tonight, and they have been very low-key, but at this moment, they suddenly spoke out.

Jing Hengbo was very dissatisfied with the little monster who forgot his righteousness, and suddenly one person said loudly: "Six thousand taels, I want it!" ”

However, there are a few women who didn't grab the second dog just now, and they are interested in the more cute Feifei, but they just hesitate about the price, and some of them have come with the elders, and they have been pestering the elders to pay for it. Feifei's big round eyes turned around, staring at a girl with the youngest and largest breasts, and kept rubbing Jing Hengbo's cheek with her big tail, signaling that she was happy to sell herself to her.

Jing Hengbo's gaze turned to the audience, she didn't want Fei Fei to show too much ability, so as not to make herself passive in the future, she just wanted to properly let it show its ability to control beasts, but there seemed to be no animals around here.

"Do you have special abilities?" Someone asked suspiciously.

"Actually, it's not a cat." Jing Hengbo hugged Feifei and said with a smile, "As for what it is, it depends on your eyesight." If you don't have enough eyesight, you will treat it badly by buying it back, so this beast is only sold to people who are destined. ”

The family of Jerex was defeated again.

"Of course cats only meow." Jing Hengbo said lightly, "You can't be like some people, empty people's skins and don't do anything." Murder and framing, thieves shout to catch thieves. ”

A young man from the Yelu family couldn't help it, and said coldly: "Just now the bird can recite poems, but now what will the cat do?" Singing? ”

The fat man of the Yu Kingdom had a blue face, but he couldn't answer the call—he became a brute when he answered. I had to snort coldly.

Everyone laughed, thinking that Her Majesty the Queen would be plain and low-key, but they didn't expect it to be really poisonous.

"That's it." Jing Hengbo said with a smile, "I am a kind-hearted person and regard all living beings as equal. Whether it's a fat person or a brute, I'll treat it fairly. Aren't I talking to brutes right now? She hugged Feifei, but looked at the fat prince with a smile, "My cat, why do you say you are so fat?" Why does it look so much like the dead pig in Turtle Lane in Wangba Village, our hometown? ”

The fat man snorted and said with a smile: "It was a bird just now, and now there is a cat, Your Majesty, can you handle these beasts around you?" ”

"That's it." Jing Hengbo stretched out his hand and took out Feifei, "One of the divine beasts Feifei, the starting price is five thousand taels of gold!" ”

Jing Hengbo pursed his lips, and the fat prince of Yu Kingdom on the opposite side laughed loudly: "There are still 95,000 taels, if you think of the queen's wonderful means and clever tongue, you can get it together immediately." ”

"Anyway, if I offend you, I definitely can't cheapen you anymore." Pei Shu concluded.

Jing Hengbo smiled, "If you don't give it to me, won't I be right?" ”

"Call you stupid, you still don't believe it." Pei Shu spit out the apricots in his mouth, "Tencel grass is useless except for beauty." The Fire Heart Armor is a complete treasure for those who can use it. And this thing is not something that ordinary people can use, and it must be used by masters who have gone mad. This shows that there is a master around you who needs this thing, and you want it so desperately, which means that this person is very important to you. An enemy's friend is an enemy, how could Yu Guo be willing to give up his Huoxin Armor to you, save your friends, and then come against them? ”

Jing Hengbo looked at the relieved faces of the group of fat men, sneered, and asked Pei Shu: "I can't figure out something, although this group of fat people has a grudge against me, but just now they also sold it to me, why are they unwilling to sell it to me?" ”

A second dog sold for 5,000 taels of gold at a high price, and everyone was a little surprised. The faces of the fat men in Yu have recovered - five thousand taels of birds is considered sky-high, but it is far from one hundred thousand taels, and Jing Hengbo's side does not seem to have any great people and things, and they can be sold at a high price.

Jing Hengbo returned to the field with a smile, don't worry about the second dog not coming back, it will be driven away quickly.

……

"Okay, Inujiro Ginsui."

"Or is it called Yincui?"

"Okay." The second dog replied, "Pick poems and two dogs." ”

"It's not good, let's call it poetry."

"Okay." The second dog obediently replied to the new master, "How about calling Inujiro?" ”

The high-ranking official of the Luoyun Department over there, handing over the money in one hand and holding the bird in the other, hugged Ergouzi lovingly, and said in a loud voice: "How does the name Ergouzi match you, can you change your name from today?" ”

Not everyone can stand its nerves and noise, and besides, the masochist two dogs, without the official CP Feifei, can sleep?

With its virtue, it has memorized the poems in its empty stomach, and even if it wants to rely on it, the new owner has to rush back.

Jing Hengbo smiled, "Okay! ”

"The new owner is good to Ergouzi, and Ergouzi will not come back." The second dog replied proudly.

When Jing Hengbo brought the two dogs over, he whispered, "Do you know how to fly back?" ”

In the end, it was the high-ranking official of the Luoyun Department who snatched the Divine Bird Ergou at the price of 5,000 gold.

The second dog strutted with his head held high, and he was full of energy, and it had been ravaged by Feifei for a long time, and it found its presence again.

At the beginning, it was the women who liked birds to bid, and then it was the royal family who loved vassal elegance, among which a high-ranking official of the Luoyun Department competed particularly fiercely, it is said that the Luoyun Department loved elegant things the most, and there were often poetry meetings held, and personal talent as an important criterion for promotion and affirmation, so such a bird that can chant wonderful poems, the importance of the officialdom of the Luoyun Department, can be imagined.

"One thousand and five!"

"One thousand three hundred taels!"

It is undeniable that the inflammatory tone has a powerful effect on group suggestion, and immediately someone says, "One thousand one hundred taels!" ”

"Ah......h ”

"Everyone," Jing Hengbo's witch tone came again, "you are noble, and there is no shortage of literati and Qing guests around you, but where can you find such a bird pet who can chant good poems?" With such a bird in hand, why worry about the poetry will not win, pretend not to win, and not to pick up girls? This is the peerless favor that is most compatible with your noble status! It is enough for you to receive countless worship and reverence to show off the wealth of the holy relics, the king sells with tears, and rewards with conscience, only starting at a price of 1,000 taels of gold, which is considered to be a friend with everyone. Come on! Grab this poetic bird! Every poem it sings out will be your unique glory as the master! ”

Everyone asked a few words, the two dogs answered like a stream, the royal nobles are the most vassal elegance, as soon as they heard it, they knew that these poems were by no means made by today's famous artists, but the first poem was written in a beautiful manner, including English and Chinese, which was simply not human to achieve, and could not help but look at each other.

The proposition of writing poems is not a problem for the second dog, anyway, Jing Hengbo will not do anything else, the poem has a stomach, she disdains to rely on poetry to deceive the ancients, but she doesn't mind letting her bird deceive her, her poetry library, all kinds of famous sentences for the situation.

Jing Hengbo waited for this sentence, and immediately said: "Then you can write a poem." ”

"Maybe it's the queen's own poems that she taught this bird to memorize?" Objections were raised.

"Folks," she said, "hearing is better than seeing it, right?" It's a mule or a horse, pull it out and walk it, and you'll know. This bird is born with extraordinary talents, and is good at composing poems, and whether the poems it makes are plagiarized or not, you should all be able to hear it. How, is this bird a treasure? ”

When she was done, she smiled at the commotion of the crowd.

Jing Hengbo asked Ergouzi to memorize a few poems, and then asked Yongxue to plug its mouth with fried rice - afraid that it would recite it again and recite the adapted poems.

The birds are getting more and more involved, the field is getting quieter and quieter, many people begin to follow the whispered chanting, shaking their heads, the girls' eyes are shining, looking at the two dogs like a divine bird, the fat on the faces of the fat people in Yuguo is trembling, and the two dogs recite a word and they tremble once.

"In front of the Yushu Jing Court, Yaohua makeup mirror, last year's flowers are not old, and this year's moon is full and ......"

"The leaves are falling one after another, the night is silent, and the cold sound is broken......"

"Blue clouds, yellow leaves, autumn colors, cold smoke and green ...... on the waves"

"The scenery of the city is chaotic, and the smoke and waves under the city are beating the shore in spring......"

"How is Dai Zongfu, Qi Lu Qing is not ......"

"The swallow grass is like bisi, and the Qin mulberry has low green branches......"

The second dog, who was crazy, suddenly found a sense of existence, flapped his wings, and his voice became higher.

Many people straightened their waists, their faces were surprised, and they stared at Ergouzi.

As soon as the first sentence came out of the strange voice, the random snickering and discussion in the audience came to an abrupt end.

"A pot of wine among the flowers, drinking alone without blind date......"

The two dogs paced her shoulders vividly, spread their wings, and began to chant.

"Master Dog, show up!" Jing Hengbo patted the two dogs.

When Jing Hengbo first entered the tortoiseshell, above the Qujiang River, the poems of the two dogs shocked the Quartet, although there are also legends, but after all, they are far away, and the rumors cannot be fully described, and the royal families of various countries also half-believe it or not, and they don't care.

There are several nobles who frowned, vaguely feeling that the word "literary bird" feels a little familiar, but they can't remember where they have heard it.

Everyone's eyes widened - Wenhao, bird? Can these two words be used together?

Only Jing Hengbo didn't laugh, as if he hadn't heard those cynicisms, stroked the feather crown of the second dog, and said: "The No. 1 auction item, a literary bird." ”

Everyone was also smiling, looking at Jing Hengbo's eyes, but there was a little more sympathy - it seems that the Jade Queen really didn't bring anything extraordinary this time, otherwise why would she even bring a bird to make up the number?

……

"It's extreme, just this divine bird, you can earn 100,000 taels of gold, I waited for the front, I really looked away!"

"Yes, yes, this is still a parrot that can only talk, and it's really a talent! Are all the talents around the queen so outstanding? In this way, 100,000 gold is at your fingertips! ”

"So this is Her Majesty's magic weapon. That's really underestimated! ”

The fat men of Yu Kingdom, when they saw it, turned out to be the oily parrot, and they all laughed.

Ergouzi's eyes lit up, and he immediately rushed over, "Ah! Yes! Will you be the first to play? Bobo, you have an eye! ”

At this time, she didn't care about the young marshal's affairs, she patted him to appease, walked to the middle of the field, and beckoned to the second dog first.

"Don't mention her to me!" Pei Shu immediately frowned, Jing Hengbo looked at the uncertain expression on his face, and thought to himself, yo boy's mood is not quite right, it seems that Meng Potian does not have no status in his heart.

"That's not good, the sky will hunt me down." Jing Hengbo shook his head repeatedly.

Pei Shu stared at her for a long time, then lay down again, and muttered, "There's really no way, I can consider selling myself." ”

"Don't use force to solve everything," Jing Hengbo smiled and pinched his face, "It's more refreshing to slap his face with reversal." ”

Pei Shu pounded Jing Hengbo's arm, frowned and asked, "Hey, are you sure?" If you're not sure, don't hold it up, let's finish it. ”

"It's a deal."

"It's a deal!"

"If this king really did it," Jing Hengbo said with a smile, "I don't want you Yu Guo to kowtow and apologize." I am afraid that your flesh will suffocate myself if I fall. As long as you send the fire armor and see me during the Shang Kingdom, you can take a detour. ”

I just don't know what she can come up with that makes everyone's eyes shine, under normal circumstances, it is really difficult to make up enough gold for 100,000 taels.

Everyone was interested, and each nodded, all of them feeling that the Jade Queen was really flexible. At a glance, I saw the malice of Yu Guo and the embarrassment in it, so I simply held a public auction with everyone participating, and there was no one who was the first to offend Yu Guo, and it also gave everyone the opportunity to evaluate in a fair environment.

"However, there are still a few talents around this king, and sometimes this king feels that they are much more valuable than this king. But I don't think this counts, today this king will also open an auction within an auction, sell it to the people around me, and let them know their value. She smiled, "Please don't have any scruples, just talk about the matter, just evaluate it in your heart, and bid fairly." ”

There was a "poof" sound in the field, the wine was spraying everywhere, and the fat people in Yu Kingdom had just turned their faces to normal, and they were purple again.

Her heart suddenly settled, raised her eyebrows and smiled, stood in the middle of the field, and said loudly: "This king sells his own business, or don't mention it, there is really no market, not to mention anything else, there must be no distinguished guests of Yu Kingdom...... The gross is worth a fortune. ”

Jing Hengbo shook his head, thinking about whether he should exchange his abilities for money? In what way can you show that you can quietly exchange money? Suddenly, she saw a few sneaky faces in the crowd of guards from various countries next to her.

Pei Shu snorted coldly beside her, and said, "The more you play ghost tricks, the more you do it, what do you do so much?" Beat him up hard! ”

Jing Hengbo was also frowning, she looked around the field, Ji Wen, who had a little friendship with her, was not there, Yeluqi was not there, Xiangguo and Wan didn't come tonight, she didn't need to come, she was now the Jade Queen. Even if these people are here, she will lose face when she borrows money in public, and Yu Guo's hand is really ruthless. But there's nothing to say - people don't want money, they just want to give things to powerful people, so what?

Pei Shu can't sell sex anymore, and the Jade Queen sells color, it's purely a secret insult from Yu Guo again, it's impossible, so where does this money come from?

Whispers sounded in the field, most of the people frowned, they all felt that this requirement was very harsh, 100,000 taels of gold is not a small number, although the nobles present gathered and rushed to buy things, but there were only one or two things that they really liked, and they were ready to prepare a 50,000 gold ticket at most. Most of the people present have no friendship with the Jade Queen, even if they have a relationship, paying money directly in this way is tantamount to openly opposing Yu Guo, for politicians, making a friend who may not be useful, and making an enemy who will definitely become an enemy, will definitely not choose the former.

"One hundred thousand taels of gold." The fat man raised a carrot-like finger, "We don't want this money, we just want to see if the queen has this charm." Whatever method is used, if you can raise this amount of gold in half an hour, in this case, not by friendship, but by personal ability, we will give you the Burning Heart Armor for nothing. If you can't do it, we won't embarrass you, just kowtow to us in public and apologize, which can be regarded as compensation for the previous insult to our country. Of course," he smiled maliciously again, "Pei Shaoshuai has already sold it once, and he can't sell it again." Your Majesty, you can't sell the goods you have taken out. But if you want to sell it, Your Majesty, we'll be happy to see it. ”

"Huh?" Jing Hengbo raised his eyebrows.

The fat man said slowly: "We saw just now that Pei Shaoshuai sold his own colors to raise funds for Your Majesty the Queen." So we'd love to know how much money can be raised if Her Majesty really wants something. ”

"Can you just say that?" Jing Hengbo is very polite, what kind of bend is this group of goods.

"It's too vulgar to talk about priceless treasures in gold." The fat man of Yuguo said, "But the real good thing can only be accurately measured by money." Of course, in addition to money, talents and resources are also very important things. So, our baby, just want to give to the strongest. For this reason, even if it is a gift, it is possible. ”

The fat man of Yu Guo smiled maliciously.

She turned around and raised an eyebrow, "Oh? Are you still going to sell it to me? Let's make an offer. ”

Do you really like to be slapped in the face?

This gang is endless!

Jing Hengbo stopped and frowned.

Behind him, the group of fat men of Yu Kingdom, who were easy to change their pants behind the cloak, suddenly said with compassion: "Why, doesn't the queen dare to ask for Huoxin armor?" ”

Mmmm, go back and grab it again, you must grab their pants and not have any pants left.

Having others defend itself is a very touching thing, she has no chagrin, only satisfaction and joy.

The group of fat people in Yu Kingdom, their faces turned blue and red, Jing Hengbo walked back with a smile, thinking that it would be like this, Huo Xinjia really has no hope, so forget it.

Everyone laughed, the posture of the fat men of Yu Kingdom who pounced on them and fished out their hair was even more unbearable, the nobles couldn't help laughing, the girls covered their faces and blushed, the young women laughed, and in the laughter, Pei Shu made a move, withdrew the knife, flicked his fingers, and said casually: "Whoever makes her say that she is ugly, I will make him even uglier." It's hair just now, and meat next time, do you want to get thinner quickly? Welcome to give it a try. ”

"Ugly"!

Everyone was stunned, looking at the tufts of hair, which were not swept away by the palm wind, but scattered in mid-air, swimming for a while, and spelling out a word.

The rest of the fat men hurriedly slashed out their palms, wanting to shake off the shameful thing, Jing Hengbo smiled, his fingers flicking.

The fat man fell to the ground with a bang, covered his crotch, and with shame and indignation, he pulled his companion's cloak and wrapped it around his waist.

Pei Shu sat on the chair, playing with a knife, suddenly raised his hand, a strong wind shot out, straight to the Yu country fat group over there, the group of fat people had already stared at his movements, wow a strange scream jumped up, although the body was big, but the movement was very flexible, seeing the knife through the side, just breathed a sigh of relief, the knife had already slammed, hit the tree behind them, and bounced back, faster than before, through a fat man's crotch, the man jumped up with a "whoosh", everyone felt like a mountain flew up, and they all looked up in an uproar, Then I saw tufts of hair fluttering out from under the crotch.

The laughter rang out, but they were all from the side of the Yu Kingdom and the Yelu family, and the rest were few, and most of them frowned - the nobles had the dignity of the nobles, and it had always been regarded as an uneducated behavior to openly insult the other party's defects.

Sure enough, a fat man from Yu sneered: "Then please ask Her Majesty to pull down the mask and shout three times that I am ugly!" ”

Jing Hengbo laughed - what a slippery head. Let the fat man of Yuguo propose a new price code, what if the other party wants her to run naked?

After saying that, he took three steps back and lowered his eyelids, indicating that you should settle this dispute by yourselves.

The ceremonial officer wiped his sweat and quickly continued the next sentence, "However, the master can propose a new price code to the buyer, or change the request, in principle, it cannot exceed the original price." ”

The faces of the fat men of Yu Kingdom changed, and they looked at the ceremonial official fiercely.

Both sides couldn't be offended, and after a long while, he hesitated and said: "According to the rules, after the sale is successful, the master cannot take back the ......."

The ceremonial official in charge of the auction in the Shang Kingdom showed a look of embarrassment, whether he had money or not, this kind of thing had never been encountered before.

She didn't continue to pay attention to the other party, but looked at the Shang Guoli official, "Excuse me, is this in order?" ”

Jing Hengbo looked at the group of fat men for a long time and smiled.

A group of fat people from Yu Country are laughing, making people feel that the whole ground is shaking, "There is no reason." Or, seeing that you don't like it is the reason. ”

"Don't sell it to me." She suddenly smiled, raised her hand and nodded at the other party, "Reason? ”

The mountain-like body, the sideways cheeks, and the voice that spoke muddy and hoarse because of obesity made her look at it for a long time, and she didn't understand whether this was a man or a woman.

Diagonally opposite, a fat man from Yu was smiling at her maliciously.

Jing Hengbo stopped and tilted his head.