【398】 Snake Nature

Li Jiaqi heard from his father that Nanke was a "monster", but he couldn't ask for specific details (because Deputy Captain Li was asked by Officer Ma to keep it a secret), so he secretly called Principal Liu Qianpeng and asked Liu Qianpeng if he knew that Nanke was a monster.

"What? Li Jiaqi, how can you say that Nanke's classmate is a monster! Liu Qianpeng was very shocked, "Although Nanke unfortunately had a little accident, you can't use 'monster' to describe him!" ”

Liu Qianpeng also thought that Li Jiaqi saw the evidence of Nanke's unsuccessful operation in the men's toilet, so he pointed out that Nanke was the kind of monster who was "neither male nor female", and he did not particularly scold Li Jiaqi for the sake of Li Jiaqi's father being the deputy captain of the criminal police, but just told Li Jiaqi not to spread the news about this matter, otherwise the whole school would not be able to eat and walk around, and then Liu Qianpeng also deliberately asked Deputy Captain Li to answer the phone and reiterated the need for confidentiality.

"Nanke is really a special person, and you Principal Liu have all been given a gag order!" After Vice Captain Li hung up the phone, he said with palpitations, "Son, for your own good, don't be awkward with Nanke, I've been evaluating my professional title recently, and I don't want to make trouble." ”

"I always feel that Principal Liu and Dad, the 'monster' you mentioned are not the same thing," Li Jiaqi wondered, "But as soon as you say it, I also feel that Nanke has some secrets hidden from everyone, and it is really difficult to ignore them......

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After not going to school for a long time, Nanc felt very tired when he came home from school for the first time, and at this time he began to miss the porcelain clay golem.

"Qianxue, when will you make a new porcelain clay golem? You know, even if I don't leave Dongshan City on a mission, sometimes I'll be called to a meeting by crows. There must be a porcelain clay golem ready to take over, right? ”

"There's not enough blood in the fridge." Chiyuki replied. "It takes Solomon's blood to make a porcelain clay golem, Mr. Ke, when do you think it is suitable for bloodletting, I will help you make a new porcelain clay golem."

Nanke's face couldn't help but be full of black lines: "Then let's wait, even if there is a monthly limit on blood donation, let alone bloodletting?" ”

Qianxue blinked: "Actually, although there is not much blood left now, I can't make a standard version of the porcelain clay golem, but I can make a smaller ......."

"I don't need small ones! If you dare to be a non-standard porcelain clay golem, I'll spank you! ”

After viciously threatening Chiyuki. Nanke walked into the basement, but heard a slight sound of music coming from Pepe's room 5, and asked Jade to learn that Pepe had been trained to listen to music by the deserted night at Sima's house, and was sitting in front of the computer with headphones on the computer listening to the online playlist.

Pepe's expression is very demure when she listens to music, and her upper body will still sway to the beat of the music, but the diary she wrote after listening to music is very much like a cult:

"Wind power is good at interpreting the ups and downs of the rhythm, which is suitable for folk music, while the nuclear fission + nuclear fusion reactor power plant is more suitable for steampunk, and the Three Gorges Hydropower Station has a large drop. It has a unique way of expressing classical opera......"

After returning from Japan, there have been small changes in Chiyuki's room. Two ceramic Xiaoice bought from the Ginza shopping street were used as room decorations and placed under Chiyuki's computer monitor, and the portable refrigerator that was once used to store black diamond ice cream was also placed in the corner, and this boxy rechargeable ice box allowed Chiyuki to hide important freezing spots in her room to prevent others from stealing them.

Nanke looked around Qianxue's room, and Qianxue stared at Nanke vigilantly, "You're not going to step on some to steal my ice cream, are you?" ”

"Who loves ice cream as much as you do!" Nanke complained and was about to leave, but inadvertently saw an unopened medium-sized adult appliance behind the computer speaker, which is a fake JJ......

"What am I rubbing this? How can you have this in your room!? ”

Qianxue followed Nanke's gaze, remembering that it was once bought for jadeite to "destroy evidence", and then it was forgotten here when there was no need to use it.

"Why can't I have this in my room?" Qianxue clasped her hands in front of her chest and said confidently, "Can't I use it myself?" ”

"Self-...... Use it yourself!? Nanke's three views are about to be shattered, "Don't you just take pictures of stockings to show the lolicons, but also use this kind of thing!?" What an era of money supremacy! Even the underage demon god has fallen!! ”

"Who said I was underage?" Qianxue pouted, "I'm 3,000 years old, and I'm not a minor at all!" Why can't I use this? Don't you still have a copy of S'M Secret Workshop in your room! ”

"Huh? How do you know? It was lent to me by Sun Xiaogui, and I forgot to return it! Don't rummage through the Emperor's room! ”

Hearing that Chiyuki and Nanke were suspected of arguing, Jade walked in to persuade her, but when she saw something behind the speaker, she immediately blushed.

"Xiao Nan, it's all my fault, this thing was bought for me by Qianxue......"

Nanke was shocked: "What! Did you use it? Are you dissatisfied with my desires because I have to abstain from sexual intercourse because I am affected by the sin mark? ”

Before Jade could explain, Qianxue smiled evilly and added fuel to the fire: "Mr. Ke, you don't know that the average mating time of snakes is 12 hours, and snakes and lizards have a unique 'half-penis' structure, that is, there are two JJs, right?" How can a species like you, which lasts only ten minutes and has only one JJ, satisfy the Emerald ......?"

"Only, no!" Jade interrupted Chiyuki's words with a flushed face, and took Nanker's hand and led Nanke out of the room.

After pulling Nank to room 5 and locking the door, Jade honestly explained to Nanke her worries, as well as the beginning and end of Qianxue's purchase of the adult product, she looked ashamed and ready to accept Nanke's blame, but Nanke smiled, feeling that Jade was really thinking too much, leaving it aside for the time being, in the current situation of almost experiencing life and death, it is impossible to have the slightest doubt about Jadeite.

However, Nanke finally asked curiously, "Does the male snake really have two JJs?" Then you female snakes ......"

Jade was embarrassed and couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, "Xiao Nan, don't ask, it's not what you imagined, and I didn't think you had a short time......"

"Huh? So my time is really short!? ”

"No, no," Jade said without hesitation, "Although it is indeed a little shorter by the standard of a snake, as long as Xiao Nan can be satisfied, it will ......"

"Original...... So I'm so useless! Nanke was deeply shocked, pushed open the door and ran out in tears, covering his right hand on the back of his left hand as he ran, hoping to randomly come out of a [Chang Yu's Wheel], and then rush back to show Jade the power of humans.

Originally, Chiyuki and Nanke discussed the question they would ask about Heinan next time, but Nanke's self-confidence was damaged, covering up the light emitted by the [Akaxia Disc] from others (especially Chiyuki), and asked telepathically, "That...... How can men enhance their sexual performance? ”

For the awesome existence of "the omnipotent memory of the great universe", something that many people have tried their whole lives to get close to, Nanke didn't ask the ultimate truth, and actually asked such a dirty question.

Well, for men, "how to enhance sexual performance" is pretty much the ultimate truth, and maybe some billionaires will be willing to pay half of their fortune in exchange.

Although the Akasha Disc knows everything, it will always use only another question as an answer. After a brief silence, a synthetic-like voice that seemed to be a middle-aged man spoke:

"Sex is a sport after all, isn't it?"

This answer made Nanke stunned for a while, and then realized: "In other words, exercises that can enhance physical fitness are also helpful for sexual performance?" If you think about it, it's true, those men who go to take aphrodisiacs are too lazy! Obviously, physical exercise is the most scientific method! ”

As a result, Nanke did not "come to a shot" with Jade according to the agreement in the morning that night, but after dinner, he used fitness equipment in room No. 1 to exercise until late at night, and the intensity of the exercise was greater than the time when Li Weiguo had just sacrificed, if Li Weiguo's demon dog clone knew about it, he would definitely cry to death.

"Xiao Nan, don't get tired," Jade saw that Nanke hadn't slept very late, and came over to dissuade him distressedly, "It's me who said the wrong thing, you are really not that weak, and I can get pleasure from serving you in itself." Take 10,000 steps back, and you can order me in the final stage with the Emperor's Decree...... Command me to orgasm ......"

"Bastard, you have to rely on the Emperor's decree for such a thing!" Nank did the sit-ups even harder, "I will never admit defeat!" I must not lose to Xu Xian's weak force! Just wait! I've got to make myself strong! ”

Before exercising, Nanke checked the reproductive structure of the male snake on the Internet and found that the male snake really has two JJs, which he will use in turn when mating with the female...... So Nanke, who was congenitally deficient compared to snakes, had to redouble his efforts.

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Life is unfair, snakes have two JJs, Nanke has one JJ, and Zhuo Yun, who worked hard in the orphanage, now doesn't even have a JJ.

The moonlight shines through the broken glass of the orphanage onto the old statue of Jesus, flanked by the image of the Virgin Mary.

Zhuo Yun knelt silently in front of the statue of the Virgin, the silhouette and back of "him" looked like a girl no matter how she looked, even before merging with half of the soul of Deserted Night, which made the orphanage director and younger siblings not notice the change in Zhuo Yun, and did not know that "he" had become "her".

The moonlight also shone on Zhuo Yun's handsome and pious face, and she prayed alone in the silent auditorium:

"Merciful Father, Mother, and Son, cast out the demons from me...... As long as the Dean and my younger siblings are not harmed, even if my body is destroyed together, all the misfortunes will be borne by me, as long as the demons can be trapped ......" (to be continued......

PS: This is to celebrate the book friend [Purr Lu] becoming the leader of the alliance and the alliance leader is added~\(≧▽≦)/~