Section 1 Funny Taxi Driver

At a time when the government represented by the special combat team was fighting wits and courage with the ancient martial arts world represented by the Yin-Yang Sect and the Phantom Sea Palace, Zhao Chen had already brought his three daughters to New York, USA.

Walking out of the airport, Gu Rou glanced around and said, "Is this the United States?" Don't those people say that the United States is very good, why don't I feel that way? ”

Hearing this, Zhao Chen couldn't help but smile: "How can it feel good as soon as it comes out, the quality of a city, it takes time to slowly understand it from all aspects." ”

"I don't like it no matter how good it is." Zheng Liangyu said expressionlessly.

"This is not our country after all." Hong Qingfeng also said: "No matter how good we are, we are just passers-by. ”

Gu Rou nodded in agreement: "I still feel that our country is better." ”

"Well, we're not going to live here permanently, why are you talking about this?" Zhao Chen smiled, walked out with the four of them and stopped a taxi.

The taxi driver was a bearded man in his thirties, and as soon as Zhao Chen and the others sat in, he excitedly asked in the half-baked Dragon Chinese dialect: "Yimen is a dead person (you are from the Dragon Country)?" ”

Zhao Chen and the four of them were stunned for a long time, then looked at each other again, and they all shook their heads, indicating that they didn't understand and didn't know how to answer.

Seeing that Zhao Chen and the four of them didn't speak, the bearded man looked at Zhao Chen and blinked, and said again: "You are not from the Dragon Kingdom?" ”

This time, the bearded man spoke very standard English, and the four of them understood it at once, and Zhao Chen immediately replied in English: "We are from the Dragon Kingdom." ”

The bearded man frowned, the smile on his face retracted a lot, and asked, "Then why didn't you answer what I asked just now?" ”

In the bearded man's opinion, it was a very respectful act to take the initiative to ask the other party in Long Chinese just now, but the other party actually did not answer, which was also too impolite.

"What did you just ask us?" Zheng Liangyu blinked and asked suspiciously.

"I just asked you in the Dragon Chinese language if you are from the Dragon Country, and you don't understand?" The bearded man's face sank, stopped the car that had started, and looked at Zhao Chen very unkindly: "You don't even understand the Dragon Chinese, you actually say that you are from the Dragon Country, I see that you are the little dwarf of that island country, quickly give Lao Tzu a fuck, Lao Tzu does not pull the dwarf." ”

Zhao Chen blinked, unable to understand how he became a native of the country as soon as he came to New York, but seeing that the bearded man had no ill will towards him, but had a misunderstanding, he suddenly asked curiously in Long Chinese: "This gentleman, I am really a native of Long Guo, but who taught you the Dragon Country dialect just now?" ”

Listening to Zhao Chen's authentic Longguo dialect, the bearded man was stunned for a moment, and then said in Longguo dialect: "Yi Zhen is a dead person, haha, Yi is stupid, the goose will cut Yi is not like the ...... who fell into the country." ”

"Poof......" Gu Rou and Hong Qingfeng couldn't help laughing when they heard the bearded man's Longguo dialect that he learned from nowhere, and Zheng Liangyu, who had always been relatively cold, also showed a strange smile on his face.

The bearded Long Guo's words are really funny, you and he say Cheng Yi, the people of the Dragon Kingdom say that they are making a person, they are saying that they are dead, and if they are too good, they say that they are stupid, and when he says this, Zhao Chen directly becomes a fetal god and a fool.

The bearded man was not angry because of Gu Rou and Hong Qingfeng's laughter, but praised with a smile: "It's really exhausting for you to be small when you feed the sheep." ”

"Poof......" This time Zheng Liangyu and Zhao Chen couldn't hold back and laughed.

"Imenrang is really an open people." Looking at the smiling faces of the four, the bearded man also showed a gentle smile on his face.

"Sir, let's speak in English." Zhao Chen really couldn't stand the bearded man's sexually strong Dragon Country dialect.

"No, no, no." The bearded man shook his head again and again, "You are from the Dragon Country, I serve you, naturally I have to use the Dragon Chinese language, so as to show our respect for you." ”

Zhao Chen listened to it for a long time, plus after analyzing the other sounds of the bearded dragon language before, he understood what he meant, although he admired this dedicated bearded gentleman Zhao Chen very much, but he really did not dare to compliment the dragon country, so he tried to persuade again: "This is your country, if we still speak the dragon Chinese language here, won't it seem disrespectful to you, I think it's better for us to talk in English." ”

"We in New York are a hospitable city, everything is done with respect for the guests first, we just chat in the dragon dialect, no one will say anything." A hearty smile appeared on the bearded man's face: "And with the development of the Dragon Kingdom's strong economy, more and more Dragon Kingdom people come to our New York, I need to practice the Dragon Country dialect more in order to better serve the Dragon Kingdom people who come here." ”

After analyzing for a long time, the four of them finally understood the meaning of the beard, Gu Rou covered her mouth and whispered to Zhao Chen: "Brother Chen, he is so dedicated, but with his language level, I don't know how many people can stand it." ”

"It is an honor for Peter to be praised by such a beautiful lady of the Dragon Kingdom." Da Hu looked at Gu Rou with a smile on his face: "I also know that my Dragon Country dialect is extremely non-standard, so I want to find the Dragon Country people to practice more, I usually have time, I go to Chinatown to find the Dragon Country people there to speak, but many of them are not standard Dragon Chinese, only you who have just come over the Dragon Country language is standard, in order to make my Dragon Chinese language progress, and I plan to wait for my Dragon Country dialect standard, I will go to the Dragon Country, I like the culture of the Dragon Country very much." ”

Gu Rouyu covered her mouth lightly with her hand, looking at the bearded man in amazement, she spoke very quietly to Zhao Chen just now, but she didn't expect the bearded man to hear it clearly, and she understood it completely.

"He can understand us, but when he speaks, we don't understand very well." Hong Qingfeng whispered.

Sure enough, the bearded man immediately nodded and said: "This beautiful lady said well, I can fully understand the language of the Dragon Kingdom, of course, I can understand the official language of your Dragon Kingdom, if you speak the local language, I can't understand it, the culture of your Dragon Kingdom is too rich, there are countless languages alone, even I, a hearing expert, can't fully understand it, but if you are willing to explain it to me, I guarantee that you will say it a few times, and after I listen to it again, I will be able to understand the general meaning." ”

As soon as this remark came out, Zhao Chen became interested, said a few dialects of Nancy Province to the bearded man, and then explained it to him, and when he understood, Zhao Chen scrambled those dialects again.

"You said Peter was welcome to play in Nancy Province, the Dragon Kingdom." The bearded man smiled at Zhao Chen with a smile on his face: "How about it, I'm not wrong, haha, Peter is an expert in hearing, and he understands it as soon as he hears it." ”