"Master, they're all gone, so where are we going?"

Tong Tong looked at Lu Yan expectantly and asked.

Lu Yan was speechless for a while, "When did I become your master, don't talk nonsense, Qianqian asked me to treat you, let's go, get in the car with me, I'll treat you, and when it's over, I'll send you home!" ”

"Then you can send me home first, and then help me see a doctor at my house!"

"Okay...... Let's go! ”

Immediately, Lu Yan took Tong Tong into the car and drove towards her house.

Along the way, this little girl sat in the co-pilot, looking at Lu Yan with a nymphomaniac, and Lu Yan's face turned red.

"What are you looking at me all the time?"

"Because you're handsome!"

Tong Tong smiled and said, "I was really tough in the bar just now, so handsome, just like those superheroes in the movie, so handsome, you are the man of my dreams!" ”

Lu Yan: "......" m.

More than half an hour later, Lu Yan came to the place where Tong Tong lived, in an urban village in the south of the city.

The car stopped at the intersection of the urban village, the two got out of the car, Tong Tong grabbed Lu Yan's hand, took Lu Yan into a small alley, and walked all the way to the depths of the alley.

Lu Yan looked at this place and frowned, because this place was too dirty, full of garbage, extremely dark, and all kinds of little hooligans smoking could be seen everywhere, staring at the two of them with malicious eyes.

"Aren't you afraid that your family lives in this kind of place?"

Lu Yan looked at Tong Tong and asked.

"I'm afraid, but there's no way, there's no money!"

Tong Tong said helplessly.

Talking all the way, the two soon came to an old residential building in the depths of the urban village.

Tong Tong took Lu Yan directly to the location of the rooftop, there is a small attic, Tong Tong took the key to open the door, and took Lu Yan into the small attic.

As soon as he entered, Lu Yan almost fainted, the whole house was in a mess, there were things everywhere, clothes were thrown all over the ground, empty bottles of beer and drinks were all over the floor, it was like garbage, and there was no place to put his feet.

Moreover, this is a single room, the living room sofa, the toilet are all together, the room is still very stuffy, this summer, it is like a steamer.

As soon as he entered, Lu Yan felt that his forehead began to sweat.

"Hehe, I'm sorry, there's a mess at home, Master, don't be weird, just sit down!"

Tong Tong said embarrassedly, quickly cleaned up the sofa and asked Lu Yan to sit down.

"Master, what do you drink, beer or drink?"

Tong Tong opened the refrigerator and asked.

Lu Yan glanced at the refrigerator, which was empty, and motioned Tong Tong to take a look at the refrigerator first.

"Ahem...... I'm sorry, I forgot, I've drunk it all, you can drink some tap water! ”

After Tong Tong finished speaking, he picked up the cup and took a cup from the faucet, took a few sips of it himself, and then handed it to Lu Yandao, "Hehe, don't dislike such a cup at home!" ”

Lu Yan stretched out his hand to take it, put it on the table, and asked, "You live here alone?" What about your parents? ”

"My parents are long dead!"

Tong Tong said casually.

Lu Yan listened, was stunned for a moment, and said apologetically, "I'm sorry!" ”

"It's okay, you sit first, I'll go take a shower and change clothes, it's too hot!"

Tong Tong looked at Lu Yan and said.

"Don't, I'll treat you first, and you'll wash it later!"

"It's okay, it's not bad for a while!"

After speaking, Tong Tong turned around and went into the bathroom, washed up, and Lu Yan looked helpless for a while.

Looking at the time, it's already half past eleven in the evening, and it seems that there is no chance to go back at twelve o'clock.

After washing for a while, Tong Tong shouted inside, "Master, I forgot to take my clothes, you can help me get them, on the armrests of the sofa, that white vest and shorts!" ”

"Good!"

Lu Yan glanced at it, reached out and picked it up, walked to the bathroom door and knocked on the door, "Take it!" ”

A hand reached out from inside the bathroom and took the clothes inside.

After a while, Tong Tong came out of the bath, and Lu Yan was stunned when he saw it, because the current Tong Tong was completely different from just now.

The smoky makeup and tattoos on her face just now, a little sister who is alive, now that she has removed her makeup, her tattoos are gone, and the whole person looks very innocent, and she feels like a female student.

But when Lu Yan swept her body, she almost had a nosebleed flying out, and this chick was only wearing a vest on her upper body, not inside.

Her figure is very hot, dressed like this, it's like not wearing it.

Lu Yan's face turned red in an instant, and he quickly lowered his head and said, "Why are you dressed like this!" ”

"Oh, I don't like to wear it inside, I basically don't wear it!"

Tong Tong said calmly, "It's okay, Master, you can watch it casually, I don't mind!" ”

"I mind, you go and put it on, or I won't be able to treat you!"

"Poof!"

Tong Tong listened, and suddenly couldn't help but be happy, "You are a big man, why are you shyer than me, okay, I'll wear it!" ”

After speaking, Tong Tong walked over, reached out and pulled out a small close-fitting dress from under Lu Yan's buttocks, and changed it in front of him.

Lu Yan almost fainted, so shameless.

"Alright, Master, you can look up!"

Tong Tong sat down beside Lu Yan and looked at Lu Yan with a smile, "Master, why didn't you look up just now, my figure is good!" ”

Lu Yan: "......"

"See a doctor, give me your hand, I'll give you the pulse!"

Lu Yan didn't want to talk to her about anything else, he just wanted to leave as soon as possible.

"Actually, I can't cure this disease, it's useless for you to see it!"

Tong Tong stretched out his hand and said, "I've seen more than a dozen hospitals, it's useless, I'm too lazy to care now!" ”

Lu Yan ignored it and reached out and put it on Tong Tong's wrist.

Soon, the results came out: kidney deficiency, kidney yang deficiency, the cause of which was because of alcohol and smoking, and excessive sex between men and women!

Lu Yan looked at the last message of "Men and Women Are Excessive", everyone was stupid, and looked at Tong Tong incredulously, "How old are you this year?" ”

"18, what's wrong?"

I'll go, eighteen-year-old men and women are excessive!

What the hell did this little girl do?

Generally speaking, the excesses of men and women only happen to men, and they are basically men in their forties, including alcoholism and smoking.

Tong Tong is an eighteen-year-old girl, and these are all accounted for.

Lu Yan looked at her, and she didn't know what to say.

"What's wrong? Isn't there no way, I know it must be like this, it's okay, I'm used to it! ”

Tong Tong withdrew his hand and said with an indifferent expression.

"Your disease is kidney deficiency, there is a way to cure it!"

Lu Yan looked at Tong Tong Dao.

"There's a way? No way, I've seen so many doctors, I've taken a basket of medicines, and I haven't seen any better! ”

Tong Tong said immediately.

"Do you still have the doctor's medical certificate and prescription medicine? Show me? ”

Lu Yan said.

"Yes, I'll get it for you!"

After Tong Tong finished speaking, he got up and rummaged around the bedside a few times, found the diagnosis certificate and the rest of the medicine for Lu Yan.

Lu Yan glanced at it, then nodded and said, "Sure enough, it's the same as I guessed, the diagnosis is wrong!" ”

"The diagnosis is wrong? That's right, you say that I have kidney deficiency, and this also says that I have kidney deficiency, where is it wrong? ”

Tong Tong was puzzled.

"The diagnosis is good for kidney deficiency, but kidney deficiency is also divided into yin deficiency and yang deficiency, two conditions, different situations, and different medicines!"

Lu Yan looked at Tong Tong and explained, "If you use the wrong medicine, not only will it not be cured, but it will become more and more serious, you belong to kidney yang deficiency, but the medicine prescribed by the doctor to you is all medicine for kidney yin deficiency, so not only is it not curable, but it makes you more serious, think about it yourself, is it worse after seeing a doctor!" ”

When Tong Tong heard this, his face was immediately shocked, "Master, you are so powerful, you know this, it is really the same as what you said, after I took the medicine, the days of menstruation have been longer, the original ten days, now it is more than half a month!" ”

"That's for sure, if you take these medicines, it's not a problem to menstruate 30 days a month!"

"Ahh Then I didn't bleed to death! ”

Tong Tong exclaimed.

"No, it's just paralyzed!"

Tong Tong: "...... Then you might as well just let me die! ”

"Then can I still be cured?"

"Of course there is, now that I can see it, I can definitely treat you!"

Lu Yan nodded.

"How can I cure that?"

"I'll prescribe a prescription for you later, you can go to the pharmacy and buy medicine to eat!"

Lu Yan said, but you have to remember that if you want to be cured, within a month, you must be, "Quit smoking and drinking, and most importantly, abstain from sex for half a year!" ”

"What is abstinence?"

"The main reason for your kidney yang deficiency is because of your excessive relationship between men and women, so you have to quit men and women!"

Lu Yan said.

"Poof......

Tong Tong listened, and directly sprayed Lu Yan's face with saliva, "Master, what are you kidding, I'm still a first daughter, how can there be any male and female affairs!" ”

"The first daughter?"

Lu Yan couldn't believe it, and immediately reached out and grabbed Tong Tong's hand, the first vein, and suddenly looked shocked, she was really a first daughter.

So how was this male and female affair overkill diagnosed?

Diagnosis went wrong?

Lu Yan frowned for a while, it shouldn't be, the diagnosis should be fine.

After thinking about it, Lu Yan looked at Tong Tong and said, "Since you haven't done anything for men and women, are you the kind that you do to help yourself?" Do you have? ”

"Self-soothing, you say? No, I don't do that kind of thing! ”

Tong Tong shook his head.

"That's weird, if you don't do it, you shouldn't be diagnosed with excessive sex between men and women!"

Lu Yan looked at Tong Tong and said suspiciously.

Tong Tong was also very puzzled when he heard this, and after thinking about it carefully, his eyes suddenly lit up, "Master, do dreams that are not suitable for children count?" ”

"Dreams that are not suitable for children? Is it frequent? ”

"Very often, almost every day, and all night, every day when I get up, I have to change my pants, and I am weak and dizzy!"

Tong Tong Road.

"That's right!"

Lu Yan immediately patted his thigh when he heard this, "Long-term dreams that are not suitable for children are also considered excessive for men and women, because it will also lead to kidney qi weakness, which is called a dream in medicine!" ”

"However, the average adolescent boy will, this is a sign of boys' physical development, generally once or twice, between 14-18 years old, if there are too many times, it will lead to kidney deficiency!"

"But you're a girl, normally, you shouldn't!"

Lu Yan looked at Tong Tong very suspiciously, "What do you do on weekdays, why do you have dreams that are not suitable for children every night, according to the medical point of view, dreaming is caused by your overactive brain, rehearse what you usually see in your mind at night!" ”

"You've been dreaming about spring, so did you see anything inappropriate for children during the day?"

As soon as these words came out, Tong Tong's face suddenly turned red, and he said shyly, "I usually like to watch that, and before I go to bed at night, I will watch it for an hour!" ”

Lu Yan: "...... No wonder you have dreams that are not suitable for children, you read them every night, and you still fantasize about the contents in your heart, right? ”

Tong Tong nodded shyly and did not speak.

Lu Yan looked at Tong Tong and was speechless for a while, "You are a little girl, if you don't study well, just read some bad books!" ”

"Hee-hee, then I won't watch it in the future!"

"Humph! If you want to cure your illness, I tell you, quit smoking and drinking, don't stay up late, go to bed early and get up early, exercise more, exercise, don't read bad books, and take medicine on time! ”

Lu Yan looked at Tong Tong and said solemnly, "None of these things are good, understand?" ”

"Well, I see, I promise to do it!"

Tong Tong nodded seriously.

Lu Yan immediately opened the medicine box, took out a paper and pen, wrote a prescription and handed it to Tong Tong, "Follow the above prescription to grab the medicine, come back and boil the medicine yourself, within a month, as long as you do what I say, you will definitely be cured!" ”

"The medicine is boiled by itself, I don't have a kitchen here, there is no way to boil the medicine!"

"Then let the pharmacy boil medicine for you, and the pharmacy will help you and charge a few dollars for the medicine!"

Lu Yan said.

Tong Tong was still embarrassed when he heard this, "Master...... I...... I don't actually have money to buy medicine, I don't have a penny in my pocket. ”

"Wouldn't it? So how do you live your life? ”

"Eat and drink, usually at school, Qianqian will invite me to dinner and lend me money!"

Tong Tong said, "But I owe her hundreds of thousands now, and I'm embarrassed to borrow it again." ”

Lu Yan: "......"

Yun Qianqian is really unlucky to meet a girlfriend like you.

"Take it, you don't have to pay me back!"

Lu Yan stretched out his hand and took out two thousand yuan and handed it to Tong Tong, "One thousand yuan to buy medicine for you, one thousand yuan for you to eat, enough for you to live for a month, so find a way to go by yourself in the future!" ”

"Hee-hee, thank you, Master!"

Yun Qianqian happily took it, "I will definitely pay you back, I'll write it down!" ”

After speaking, Tong Tong took out a small notebook from the bedside table and wrote it down.

Lu Yan glanced at it and found that there were many people on it, but they were basically all Yunqianqian's, and there were times, dates and places.

Lu Yan was a little surprised, this little girl, is it possible that she really wants to pay it back?

"Tong Tong, you see what delicious food I brought you!"

At this time, a man's voice rang out at the door, and then a bald middle-aged man walked in with a smile.

Short, fat, ugly, pockmarked face, big buckteeth, very obscene, as if trying to eat people, holding a plastic bag in his hand.

As soon as the obscene middle-aged man came in, he saw Lu Yan on the sofa, and suddenly his smile disappeared, pointed at Lu Yan, and said angrily to Tong Tong, "Tong Tong, who is he, why is he here, why are you carrying me behind my back and bringing other men back, what do you mean, what do you think of me!" ”

Lu Yan listened to the words of this obscene middle-aged man, and couldn't help but be stunned.

What's the situation?

Listening to this meaning, this obscene middle-aged boy and Tong Tong seem to be boyfriend and girlfriend.

No way?

This little girl has such a heavy taste, and such a man can also take a fancy to it.

At this moment, Lu Yan looked at Tong Tong in great surprise!

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