was so scared that Lin Xiaohu almost didn't fall off the futon, thinking that you have something to talk about, a fart to fart, what are you doing in a panic, I don't think the atmosphere in this room is scary enough. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ“…… Honorable guest, something is not good!", the woman exclaimed, added half a sentence, and then repeated: "Big things are not good!" The tone was even more somber and terrifying.

Lin Xiaohu had to admit at this time that at this moment, he was really almost infected by the tense atmosphere she deliberately created, and said strangely: "What's wrong?" The woman said solemnly: "You shouldn't have ...... You shouldn't offend the third son of Lei Gongdian's mother! Alas!"

Lin Xiaohu almost didn't laugh when he heard this, good guy, he didn't say a few serious words and pulled it to the immortals, do you think I'm a child, so easy to deceive? Holding back a smile, he asked, "The third son of Lei Gongdian's mother?" Who?" The woman said, "It's the lightning ball you said." Actually, that's what he looked like after he went down to earth, I ask you, is he the size of a basketball, red and white, wrapped in lightning sparks, and then burned your house in one go?"

Lin Xiaohu said in his heart that this is not nonsense, this is what I just described to her, she just repeated it, how could it be wrong, so he said: "So what?" The woman sighed, "You're done." That is Lei Gong and the third son of the electric mother, Lei Zhenzi, playing in the lower realm, and managing the injustices in the world by the way. Somehow he ran into you, and you offended him, so he punished you. ”

Lin Xiaohu secretly said ruthlessly, this old lady really had a broken mouth, and actually recognized Lei Zhenzi, the character in the Romance of the Gods, to Lei Gongdian's mother as the third son, where is this? Not to mention whether Lei Gong and Dianmu are husband and wife, even if they are, they will never be able to give birth to Lei Zhenzi, Lei Zhenzi is the son of King Wen Jichang, this is just a mess, I couldn't help but smile and asked, "How do you know?" The woman sneered: "My master is the head of the Qing Palace on the back mountain, he is a brother with the Jade Emperor, and a brother with Yama Lao'er, all the immortals, ghosts, gods and demons in the whole world, there is no ...... he doesn't know."

Lin Xiaohu listened to her more and more unreliable, and asked with a smile: "Then what should I do?" The woman said, "No! I'll give you a 'Nine Heavens and Ten Earths Guanyin Bodhisattva Compassion Mantra, keep the three sons and you can't help it anymore. I'll tell the master that his old man is too empty, and apologize to Lei Gongdian's mother, and you're done with it......"

Lin Xiaohu smiled: "That's a good point. I'm going to come here anyway, and you can show me the fortune telling. ”

The woman actually refused: "Venerable guest, I have learned the Taoist art of mysticism, which is unpredictable, how can it be compared with the ninth-rate sect of fortune-telling and palmistry?"

Lin Xiaohu couldn't help laughing again, it seems that this eldest sister has positioned herself quite high, she is actually similar to the spokesperson of Taoism, and she looks down on those who look at palmistry. But people still have to know a little bit about palmistry, and this eldest sister will only be full of nonsense. Said: "Okay, since that's the case, I'll take my leave." Where do you pay?"

But the woman said, "Wait." Brother, when we meet today, it can be regarded as fate. That's it, so let's do it, I'll make an exception to open the eye of heaven with thirty years of skill, and show you how the luck is. ”

Lin Xiaohu couldn't help but want to dismantle her deceptive tricks anymore, and said, "Eldest sister, you are also in your forties, and you have been living for thirty years at once, so can you still do it?" The woman was not happy when she heard this, and said, "You little brother, I am kind enough to show you the way of luck, and you are good to have the skill of perching on animals and leaking the secret of heaven, and you still doubt my spells." You ordinary people, age and skill are not linked. The master said that my bones are clear, others practice for ten years, and I practice for a week. Do the math, how many years do I have to do now?"

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smiled and said, "Okay, then you can calculate the future for me?"

The woman said, "I'll do it first." Speak no more.

In the dark, Lin Xiaohu couldn't see what she was doing, but she heard her snort getting thicker and thicker, as if she was doing something laborious. After five or six minutes, she let out a sigh of relief and said, "Brother, your future is not very good."

Lin Xiaohu's heart jumped, and he said, "Tell me carefully?" The woman said: "I just observed your bend of the Tianguang and found that you not only offended Lei Gongdian's mother, but also offended Wenqu Xing and Wu Qu Xing, both civil and military." This means that you are not doing well in your studies, and you are running into walls in society everywhere......"

Lin Xiaohu secretly said strangely, this woman can really speak well, and she actually let her blind cat meet a dead mouse, and she was right once, and she actually guessed that I was not good at school.

The woman continued: "But you have Guanyin in your life to take care of you, so you have mixed well for a while."

Lin Xiaohu secretly thought, the little young man just now was estimated to be her son, and when the young man saw that they were coming by car, he would probably tell the eldest sister about it, and the eldest sister could guess that he was mixing well with a little guess. It's just a matter of careful observation and good contact, but it's not really physiognomy.

The woman continued: "It's a pity that you have offended too many great gods, and now Guanyin can't cover you. In the next five to ten years, you will definitely lose all your wealth and become a poor ......."

Lin Xiaohu was taken aback, but heard her follow and said, "...... Thanks to you for meeting me, as long as I give you another lucky charm, you can turn evil into good ......,,

Lin Xiaohu was about to believe her words, but when he heard that she was going to push the diamond charm again, he understood the taste, and said with a smile: How much is the lucky charm? The woman said: "I don't have much money, ordinary people can't take it out, it's a small dish for you."

Lin Xiaohu nodded secretly, this sister is not only good at creating a terrifying atmosphere, but also has a deep study of human psychology, just like this sentence just now, half is praise, half is agitation, in short, it is necessary to take out the silver, and said with a smile: "How much is that?" The woman said, "Ten!"

Lin Xiaohu smiled: "It's too expensive, five hundred lines can't it?" The woman snorted and said, "This is for you to relieve your own bad luck, why do you have to bargain?" I'm telling you, I never bargain here. If you love it, you will give it, and if you don't give it to me, you won't force it. Anyway, the bad luck in the future is your own, and it's none of my business. ”

Lin Xiaohu said, "Six hundred." The woman said, "Brother, don't talk nonsense, don't bargain."

Lin Xiaohu smiled and said, "Then forget it, don't want it." I saw that the incense was a hundred yuan just now, right?"

The woman sighed, "Oh, brother, why are you so careless about your future?" You are distressed, why don't you feel sorry for your future? You're still young, so you must enjoy the world for a few more years. If you don't think about yourself, you have to think about your wife and children, right? In this way, I think you are also sincere, and I will sell you the lucky charm cheaply, nine hundred!"

Lin Xiaohu smiled: "I didn't bring that much." The woman said, "How many did you bring?"

Lin Xiaohu said, "I brought six hundred." The woman said: "Look at the incense one hundred, open the eyes of heaven to show you two hundred, add up to three hundred, six hundred."

Three hundred are left after three hundred...... No, no, it's too little. Brother, in this case, you go out and get some more from your wife, and sell you for 800. ”

When these words came out, Lin Xiaohu's guess had been completely confirmed. Although the eldest sister nested in this dark room and didn't go anywhere, her son had already acted as an eye for her, outside

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Everything was seen clearly, otherwise, how would she know that she was here with her wife?

Lin Xiaohu deliberately teased her: "That's not my wife, both of them are my sisters, and the other is my mother."

The woman said, "Sister is okay, go borrow some, and I'll give you more." My charms are all treasures, and my master opened them. ”

Lin Xiaohu stood up with a smile, took out three hundred and threw it to her, and said, "Don't buy it, these three hundred will be given to you, bye."

Lin Xiaohu got up and opened the door and walked out, the reason why he gave this goddess 300 yuan and didn't tear her face was mainly because of the mother-in-law's face, otherwise because he didn't give money, the goddess's mother and son got entangled with him, and Xu Meiqi's face was not good-looking, maybe she had to complain secretly. People believe in this now when they are old, it can be regarded as a spiritual sustenance, how can a son-in-law be smashed casually.

When they came outside, Guo Maomao and Honghong greeted them together. Xu Meiqi also looked at him nervously.

Guo Maomao asked, "What do you say?" Honghong also asked, "What did you say?" Is there something wrong?"

Lin Xiaohu laughed and said, "Just spend money to listen to the cross talk."

The two daughters were stunned, glanced at each other, and Guo Maomao said suspiciously: "Listen to cross talk? Is there any mistake? Didn't you come to see the incense? Someone in it said cross talk?"

Lin Xiaohu laughed, grabbed her small waist and said, "Let's go, I said in the car."

In the car on the way home, after the three girls listened to Lin Xiaohu's narration, the two eldest ladies laughed, Xu Meiqi's face was a little ugly, and she snorted: "No, why did she become so nonsense." I remember the first two times she showed me a good word. Xiaohu, did you make her angry? She's deliberately playing around with you?"

Even Guo Maomao couldn't listen to it anymore, and said: "Mom, if you want me to say, don't believe this, she is just deceiving you old men and old ladies who are idle and bored, you let her try to deceive a young man?" Let's send her less money in the future. ”

That is, Guo Maomao dared to say this to her mother, and most people had to turn their faces when they said it.

Honghong didn't want to embarrass Xu Meiqi, so she changed the topic with a smile: "Uncle, it's so hot this day, can you invite me to drink ice water?"

Lin Xiaohu said generously, "Ice water? Okay, you say, where are you going to drink?"

Honghong said: "There is a new cold drink shop on Chaoyang Street, so I will go there to drink."

Xu Meiqi interjected: "Isn't there one at home, why do you still go around there like that."

Honghong said: "Second wife, you don't know, the environment of that cold drink shop is good, and after entering, the air conditioner is instigated by a small breeze, and it blows through the body." Sit down and eat a bowl of red bean ice and tsk...... I'm hungry!" Guo Maomao smiled: "If you say that, I want to eat it too." Mom, let's go together. Xu Meiqi shook her head and said, "I won't go, those are all made by you young people." Xiaohu, send me home first. ”

So Lin Xiaohu first sent the "superstitious" mother-in-law to the house, and then took the Guo Maomao sisters to the cold drink shop called "Ice Cave". Not to mention, this cold drink shop not only has a novel name, but also a different environment inside, and the decoration is all ice blue and snow white, which makes people feel cold when they see it. The temperature inside is also extremely low, and it is really similar to burrowing into an ice cave after walking in. The shop is doing well, and when they go in, the attendance rate has to be 80%.

Honghong didn't let go of ordering a red bean ice, Guo Maomao asked for a bowl of mung bean ice, and Lin Xiaohu only needed a cup of sour plum soup.

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