Chapter 25 "Suffer" with hemorrhoids
Behind the teaching area of the "Logistics College", there is an "extinct volcano" that has lost its vitality. Along the cone-shaped mountain of the "extinct volcano", there are small two-story buildings arranged in a staggered manner, which is the family area of the faculty and staff of the "Logistics College".
"The sun is drying your buttocks, get up, get up, if you don't get up, Xiao Zhong Zhong is going to pee!" The bedside alarm clock was noisy. Ouyang Tianyi, the head of the supply department and vice president of the Logistics College, opened his sleepy eyes, poked the belly button of the boy's alarm clock, and walked to the dresser a little tired and irritable.
The dresser exuded a faint sandalwood fragrance, and after a few deep sips, Ouyang Tianyi felt a little more at ease. I took a picture of the bronze mirror, and a miserable white face was reflected in the polished bronze mirror, so clean and clean that not even a single hair had grown except for the eyebrows. Ouyang Tianyi opened a small drawer on his right, took out two pieces of beard and carefully pasted them into his person, and the face in the mirror, which was originally softly lined, instantly added a little heroism.
Ouyang Tian glanced at himself in his glasses, frowned, and shivered for no reason. I don't know what Ouyang Tianyi felt disgusted about, his face became a little blue, "vomit ......" The throat without the Adam's apple agitated a few times, and let out a few retching sounds.
Ouyang Tianyi frowned, and an inexplicable sense of emptiness surged in his heart. He has no shortage of star coins, and the room is full of antique furniture, these old antiques from the "Earth Age", and now each one can be described as priceless. glanced at the wedding photo hanging in the center of the bed, his wife is intellectually elegant and comes from a political family, which can be regarded as prominent...... Ouyang Tianyi sighed, and tore the beard he had just pasted a few times a little irritably, revealing a trace of ruthlessness on his almost transparent face.
"Tuk Tuk Tuk ......" There were a few slight knocks outside the bedroom door, and a little maid in a white apron walked in lightly with a dinner plate, a few side dishes and a bowl of porridge on the silver plate. It's not that Ouyang Tianyi is thrifty, these seemingly simple breakfasts are several times more expensive than the highest grade nutrient solution.
The corners of Ouyang Tianyi's mouth raised slightly, and he squeezed out a sneer. With a pull of his hand, he tore the clothes on the little maid's chest, revealing Yingying's upright breasts, and twisted a few hard handfuls on the slightly green bulge. Glancing at his own chest, Ouyang Tianyi's heart became even more unbalanced.
"Early in the morning, what are you crazy about?" A woman's slightly disgusted voice sounded at the door. The woman wore a plain white cheongsam, and the hem of the cheongsam was dotted with a few red plum blossoms. Elegant, inadvertently revealing a touch of the charm unique to a mature woman.
Ouyang Tianyi was the only one who turned his head sideways and glanced at his wife. With red cheeks, slightly cloudy bloodshot eyes, and the smell of tobacco and alcohol on his body, it is estimated that he didn't know where to run and fooled around all night. Ouyang Tianyi nodded at the woman, he didn't care what she was going to do. From the very beginning, this marriage is to take what you need, she needs a cover, and what she wants is absolute freedom...... Equivalent exchange, absolutely fair!
"Tess, Mr. is in a bad mood today, put down breakfast, you go out first!" The woman looked at the little maid with tears rolling in her eyes and said. "You should know what to say and what to keep your mouth shut! To give...... Use these two blue Star Coins to buy some of your favorite clothes! The woman casually tossed the little maid two star coins and waved her hand gently.
"You go out too, I want to be alone quietly......" Ouyang Tianyi waved his hand at his wife, and said a little impatiently. Cluck...... Interesting, annoying me? If I hadn't tossed too hard last night, I really wouldn't want to leave! "The woman giggles. Smiled and turned around and walked out of the door, leading the door with his backhand.
Ouyang Tianyi slowly paced around the room a few times, and walked to the dining table with some interest and frowning, and as soon as his butt touched the high chair covered with soft leather, Ouyang Tianyi jumped up with a strange scream. The burning pain of a part of the part he used to excrete was like a stick stuffed into it, and the tip of the stick was covered with iron thorns......
Ouyang Tianyi didn't like this feeling very much, remembering the hint given by the private "physiotherapy warehouse" last night, Ouyang Tianyi was a little crazy and flipped the antique dishes produced by "Jingdezhen" on the table to the ground.
"Hemorrhoids, accompanied by rectal rupture, it is recommended to abstain from sex for a week...... "Hemorrhoids are an old problem, and abstinence for a week is not difficult for Ouyang Tianyi, but the problem is that he has a feeling of "heartbeat" for the first time in so many years, and he also expressed his heartbeat euphemistically to Huang Yuan - it is estimated that Huang Yun has also arranged it step by step now.
Thinking about the extremely charming and enchanting Tsing Yi, Ouyang Tianyi felt that the blood on his body was burning, and his heart was beating wildly. Ouyang Tianyi felt that the green clothes were very clean, especially since his face was also the same as his own, without any beard. It was this that deeply fascinated Ouyang Tianyi, and the first time he saw him again, Ouyang Tianyi decided to have a night with him no matter what the price was, thinking about the scene of the clean and young body galloping across his body, Ouyang Tianyi unconsciously clamped his legs.
"Whew......" Ouyang Tianyi howled miserably, his tightly clamped legs caused a protest from one of Ouyang Tianyi's body parts, and a viscous liquid from his crotch overflowed and soaked his trouser tube. MD…… Damn hemorrhoids! Ouyang Tianyi cursed in a low voice.
"Poof......" A cold wind blew in, and the velvet curtains were rolled, revealing the rose behind her cheeks that was still a little bruised, Rose smiled, waved her hand at Ouyang Tianyi, and greeted: "Principal Ouyang ...... early"
The cold and dry wind slapped on Ouyang Tianyi's body, Ouyang Tianyi couldn't help but shiver, Ouyang Tianyi, who had been holding back the evil fire in his stomach, seemed to have finally found an outlet, and roared loudly at Rose: "Rose, you damn deflated. Three, if you come in with such a swagger, aren't you afraid that I will kill you on the charge of trespassing on a private house? ”
"Kill me? How can Principal Ouyang be willing? Rose smiled and walked to Ouyang Tianyi's dining table with a big grin, pulled up a chair and sat down. glanced at Ouyang Tianyi, who was rummaging for something, yawned a few times, and said a little lazily: "You can't do without the help provided by Rose, isn't the existence of me and Huang Yuan, to put it bluntly, deliberately connived at by you 'bright and fair' humble gentlemen?" Without us, you would have one less arm to reach into a dark corner, giggling ......."