Chapter 17: One Man and Two Role-Playing Battles

"Why does it sound so unreliable? You're not kidding me again, are you? May looked suspicious, after all, Chiyo Maikeng didn't have a day or two for her.

You're right!

secretly complained about this in his heart, but Chiyo Mai showed a displeased look on her face: "Why do you think so?" I'm good for you, hmph, since you doubt me, then forget it, you can find a way to go yourself. ”

With that, she turned her head "angrily" and stuffed a piece of so-called braised Anne into her mouth.

Well, the entrance is soft, and the outside is chewy, and the meat is surprisingly tender, not to mention the raw materials, this taste alone is enough to make the most picky person have no idea.

She didn't have the slightest worry, because she knew that the person sitting next to her was a completely simple-minded thing, and because he was stupid, he would definitely bite the bait, as for the so-called hesitation...... Hmph, it's just that the intuition of being a fool is beyond ordinary people.

Sure enough, seeing Chiyo Mai posing in such a posture, May immediately lost all her doubts, lowered her eyelids, folded her hands in front of her face, and said flatteringly: "Don't be like this, I admit that it's wrong to suspect that you are me, Xiao Wu, please, Xiao Wu-sama!" Please show me a small way! ”

"Ahem!" Kikyo choked for a moment, then quickly covered his mouth and twisted his body, his shoulders shrugged, looking very hard.

The muscles on Chiyo Mai's face also twitched, but in the end she still held back and turned her head expressionlessly: "Well, for the sake of your attitude of admitting your mistakes, it's okay this time, but tomorrow's bento I'm going to eat fried shrimp tempura!" ”

"No problem!"

"And bacon omelette!"

"Okay!"

"And remember to call me Queen!"

"This won't work!"

"Cut ......" Chiyo Mai pouted dissatisfiedly, but she still accepted it when she saw it, and said to May: "You should know that my ability is to be able to make objects show opposite properties, that is, I can temporarily change your gender, but it can't be permanent, there will be a cooldown, the cooldown time and duration are equal, that is, I can turn you back into a boy for a while, but the longer you become a boy, the longer you will remain feminine, through this ability, I have set a battle plan, that is, one person, two role-playing battles! ”

"Huh?" May was dumbfounded.

"During the school trip, you need to play two different roles, the first is yourself, Phoenix Garden May, I will change you back into a boy for a while at this time, and then you have to try your best to attract everyone's attention at this time, prove that you are also there, and, before the end of the time limit for transformation, come to a place where no one is, wait for the transformation to end, and then appear as your cousin, Phoenix Garden Nadeshiko, so that everyone will think that you are another person, and will not associate the feminine Phoenix Garden May with you, Got it? ”

"Wouldn't that be a hassle?" May scratched her head, looking unhappy.

“…… If you think it's troublesome, you can get out of here and figure it out for yourself! ”

"Oooh! I was wrong! Do as you say! May hurriedly nodded in agreement.

"Poof", Di Shishi slipped down from the chair, and after she climbed up, she could only smile reluctantly in the face of May's stunned eyes: "That, I'm full, you eat slowly......"

As he spoke, he ran away with a puff of smoke and ran all the way upstairs, and faintly, May could hear intermittent crazy laughter.

"This girl, is this crazy?" May scratched her head and asked suspiciously, at this moment, even Chiyo Mai couldn't help it, and quickly turned her head, covered her mouth with her hand and struggled to endure the laughter that she couldn't suppress.

"......" May looked at her wordlessly, her eyes narrowed into a thin line: "...... I always feel like you're playing tricks on me again. ”

"Absolutely not." In an instant, Chiyo Mai put down her palm, and the lady sat on the chair with a serious expression, and her trembling shoulders completely regained her calm in an instant, and said affirmatively: "It's just your hallucination." ”

"......" May finally gave up, after all, she couldn't think of another way, but she turned her mind and asked, "If you can turn me into a boy, then why can't you make me a boy during the school trip?" ”

"Because it's boring, ahem, I mean, it's because my practice isn't enough to make the effect last that long......" Chiyo Mai said, and immediately changed to a sad look: "I'm really sorry, May, if it weren't for my lack of ability, you wouldn't have to bothered so much...... I'm so sorry, it's all my ......."

Looking at Chiyo Mai with a sad and weeping appearance, although she was still a little confused in her heart, she still subconsciously patted the girl's shoulder and comforted softly: "It's okay, it's okay, how can it be your fault?" Xiao Wu has worked so hard to help me find a way, I already thank you very much, there is no need to blame myself so much, the rest is just a piece of cake, uh, okay, do you want a double fried shrimp tempura tomorrow? ”

“…… Want! ”

Boy, ah no, girl, you're a seller and you help count the money, you know?

"Click!" A crisp sound echoed across the table again, and May looked stunned again, but this time it was no longer Dishishi, because she had run away. It was Charlotte who made the noise, and the guy who didn't know whether to say Lori or not was lowering his head at this time, staring closely at his palm and the plate in front of him, only to see that the fork she was holding in her hand had been torn apart and then nailed deep into the table.

After a while, Charlotte raised her head, her expression was still calm, and then took out a small notebook: [I'm full. 】

Then, she jumped out of her chair and drifted away, leaving behind a stunned crowd.

Kikyo reached out and tugged at Chiyo Mai's clothes, and asked quietly, "By the way, is there really no way to survive it?" It only takes two or three days to go on a school trip, right? ”

Chiyomai didn't speak, just showed a Kewpie-like smile at Kikyo, and suddenly, she understood everything.

"Sa, so be it." Chiyo Mai smiled, took Kikyo's hand, and waved her hand towards May: "We're also full, so we'll see you tomorrow......"

Watching the two girls hold hands and leave, May scratching her head again, she always felt as if something was wrong.

"Shenma? Have you finished eating? What the hell were you talking about? Kira Ai finally wiped the oil stains off her face, and then looked at the two girls who left, and couldn't help but ask curiously.

May glanced at her: "Why do you ask so much, you don't understand." ”

"Hey! Don't underestimate me! Tell you! My IQ is as high as 60! ”

"......" May was stunned for a moment, then turned her head to look at her, her face full of pity.

"Why, what's wrong, why do you suddenly look at people with such eyes......" Kira Ai was a little uncomfortable with May's eyes, twisted her body and said with a red face.

The color of pity in May's eyes was even stronger, and she lovingly reached out and touched her head: "Little love, in fact, the average intelligence of human beings is a hundred......"

"......" Qiluo Ai's expression froze, and she looked at her blankly, and after a while, she let out a sad cry: "How, how is it possible!! ”

"But don't worry, know that the bushmen of the desert highlands of South Africa and the pygmies of the Congo rainforest have an average IQ of only 54...... There are even lower than you......"

"Woo, don't say that, isn't it more pitiful for people in this case......"

Suddenly, Kira cried even more sadly.