Chapter 25: Funny
One
He Huameng: "I really don't want to do this next time, because new books have new book lists, and the results on the list will be very high." ”
Jiang Nanchun: "Well, I agree with your words." At present, "Drama" is written and played. ”
He Huameng: "Come on, the revolution has not yet succeeded, and comrades still need to work hard." ”
Jiang Nanchun: "I started writing at the end of April, and I didn't understand anything at first. ”
He Huameng: "April this year? It's really a newcomer. ”
Jiang Nanchun: "The loss is that I don't understand the situation of the website. ”
He Huameng: "It's a blessing to suffer, and now the people who are better are all people who have written a few books." ”
Jiang Nanchun: "In the past, I was good at writing poems, and when I was in the army, I published them in some newspapers and magazines, and it was only in the last few years that I wrote novels. ”
He Huameng: "Have you really been a soldier?" What class? ”
Jiang Nanchun: "Scout." ”
He Huameng: "Then you should be quite good at observation, you can write a corresponding story." ”
Jiang Nanchun: "It is the first time that the novel is really published at the starting point, and most of the "World of Love" is derived from reality. ”
He Huameng: "The starting point is the largest online platform, and often if you can't sign an appointment at the starting point, you go to other websites. ”
Jiang Nanchun: "Oh, when "The World of Love" was written to more than 20,000 words, the editorial department of the starting point urged me to sign a contract, but I didn't have a good grasp, I wanted to enter the main website and fill in the literary website. At the time, I thought that novels were literary works and should be on the literary network. I found out later. ”
He Huameng: "I'm almost done, I don't know what to write in the next part, the starting point is between 10,000 and 20,000, and the main station is higher." The starting point does not pay attention to the literary network, but it is indeed mixed in the literary network. It's past two o'clock, and I'm going to press for a ticket, so I'll talk about it when I have time. ”
Jiang Nanchun: "Actually, I can also see some ways from it, writing a book, if there is something to see, keep writing, this is better than opening a new book." ”
Two
He Huameng: "Hello! ”
Jiang Nanchun: "Hello, I miss you!" ”
He Huameng: "Liar, you still think about a lot of people, right?" ”
Jiang Nanchun: "Nonsense, I don't want who you want?" There are too many people who think about it, don't you kill me? ”
He Huameng: "There are many warblers and swallows, and the beauties are like clouds. ”
Jiang Nanchun: "That's not the emperor, seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six courtyards." ”
He Huameng: "It's beautiful! ”
Jiang Nanchun: "Did you miss me?" ”
He Huameng: "No, are you angry?" ”
Jiang Nanchun: "If you think of me, you won't be angry, and if you don't want me, you'll be angry." Are you welcome to come to you next summer for a vacation? ”
He Huameng: "Then ...... Don't want to, see what you're like when you're angry? ”
Jiang Nanchun: "Are you angry with me?" ”
He Huameng: "You are big, I am small, bullying you is not bullying a child." ”
Jiang Nanchun: "Hehe, you are cunning and cunning. ”
He Huameng: "This is called smart. ”
Jiang Nanchun: "Then I will press you underneath, will you resist?" Agree to come to you next year? I'm serious. ”
He Huameng: "I don't agree. ”
Jiang Nanchun: "No, it is enforced, and if you don't agree, you have to agree." ”
He Huameng: "I don't meet, there's no way!" ”
Jiang Nanchun: "I don't want to lose it if I stick to you." ”
He Huameng: "But I won't be glued." ”
Jiang Nanchun: "I'll track you with high technology to see where you can run?" ”
He Huameng: "Your nose? Graduated from Police Dog School? ”
Jiang Nanchun: "Then you are a female dog?" ”
He Huameng: "I specialize in dog training, do you learn?" ”
Jiang Nanchun: "If you get on your body, you won't be able to train, and you won't be allowed to turn over." ”
He Huameng: "I just don't see you anyway." ”
Jiang Nanchun: "Hehe, in fact, people need to get along with each other for a while, and after a long time, they will naturally accept it." I wait for this day. ”
He Huameng: "No matter how long it is, it's useless, some people hit it off at first sight, and some people will have a distance no matter how they get along." ”
Jiang Nanchun: "Won't it?" ”
He Huameng: "Fate is like this. ”
Jiang Nanchun: "As long as you are a person, you will always be moved, unless you are not a person, are you willing to be a person?" ”
He Huameng: "Just if I'm not human, I'd rather not be human." ”
Jiang Nanchun: "Hehe, it's useless to provoke you?" So what do you want to do? ”
He Huameng: "Of course, they all say that I am smart, being a man, scaring you to death!" ”
Jiang Nanchun: "Isn't that gay?" ”
He Huameng: "Achievement, I like beautiful women." ”
Jiang Nanchun: "Do you have a strong sexual desire?" ”
He Huameng: "Super strong!" ”
Jiang Nanchun: "Then I'll satisfy you and make sure you're satisfied." ”
He Huameng: "I only like beautiful women, I'm not interested in you." ”
Jiang Nanchun: "I'm so angry, you woman." ”
He Huameng: "Don't die, don't die, who will play with me when I'm angry!" ”
Jiang Nanchun: "Hehe, what should you do if you play to death?" ”
He Huameng: "I won't die, I'm so much younger than you." ”
Jiang Nanchun: "What should I do if I use too much force and hurt you?" ”
He Huameng: "Impossible, I'll watch you play, and set up a camera by the way." ”
Jiang Nanchun: "You want to kill two birds with one stone, that is, you are happy and make money!" Pornography is banned by the state. ”
He Huameng: "No, you are doing it, I am watching, Mom, I'm embarrassed." ”
Jiang Nanchun: "Do you want the bullet to hit you?" Do you agree to do it with me? ”
He Huameng: "I am a photographer, and after taking the film, I will put it on the Internet to ensure that you will become an instant hit." ”
Jiang Nanchun: "Speech counts, I am red and you are also red, horizontal and vertical are our business." ”
He Huameng: "I'm an unsung hero, and I'll find you a heroine by the way." ”
Jiang Nanchun: "You're happy, you can't leave me." You're the best character, and I want you. ”
He Huameng: "But you are not the best actor." ”
Jiang Nanchun: "feinimoshu." ”
He Huameng: "I can't speak English, I don't know these words." ”
Jiang Nanchun: "As long as you agree." ”
He Huameng: "I don't agree. ”
Jiang Nanchun: "I'm going down, let's talk another day!" ”