Don't look at the family There are several women, but only Ding Zhenyuan can really cook, her fingers are very keen on cooking, and she has also taken a cooking class for this, but the tuition is paid for nothing, she always has a way to make some excellent ingredients so that even the dog does not eat,

On the contrary, looking at a few men in the family, in addition to the four eyes, several old men are good at cooking, although the cooking skills are not the best, but they are still comfortable cooking some home-cooked food, but they are usually too lazy to do it.

For Wu Ming, cooking is like washing a girl's underwear, it's okay to do it occasionally, but it's not okay for a long time, he thinks it will damage manhood, and it will also increase estrogen invisibly, so that a man will gradually become a mother.

Ding Zhenyuan is a lazy girl, almost to the point where she can't help the oil bottle when it falls, and only by doing something related to eating will she become diligent, such as she can ride a bicycle to the traditional market ten kilometers away to buy vegetables.

After an hour, she and the elephants prepared dinner, the food was roughly divided into two categories, several women's tableware used chopsticks, the staple food was rice, and several men's tableware used forks and spoons, and the staple food was mashed potatoes,

There are four Christians among the eight people sitting around the table, and they will pray before dinner to thank God for his gifts, Wu Ming is an atheist, and he will only temporarily hug the Buddha's feet when the catastrophe is coming, and randomly find one of the gods and Buddhas to hug his thighs, but unfortunately the gods have not protected him very much, so that he recently wanted to convert to Brother Chun,

After the prayer, Wu Ming announced the start of the meal, the women were serving the vegetables, and the men were putting the food on their respective plates, and there were two ways to eat at a table, and the tastes were very different, the French liked to use red wine as a condiment, the Scottish people liked cream, the Eros people liked butter, and the Han people liked sour and spicy......

Hearing the word "open rice", Ding Zhenyuan's eyes lit up completely, and the foodie immediately stretched out his chopsticks to grab a piece of fat pork belly, but was stopped by Wu Ming, who was quick to move next to him, Wu Ming stood up and brought a plate of green vegetables and a plate of shredded radish to her.

"From today onwards, you can only be vegetarian."

"Da Mei doesn't like to be vegetarian." Ding Zhenyuan looked at Wu Ming with an aggrieved face, and asked with a pout: "Sister Da is not a rabbit, why can she only eat radish greens." ”

Wu Ming said coldly: "You can't eat meat until your weight returns to normal." ”

Ding Zhenyuan's watery eyes floated with a trace of mist, and said pitifully: "I want to eat meat......"

"Oba, Xiao Zhen likes to eat meat very much, so you can let her eat a little." Seeing that the foodie was about to cry, the soft-hearted fingers were the first to jump out and plead, "Xiao Zhen is only eighteen years old, and she is still growing her body, so it doesn't matter if you eat more meat." ”

Wu Ming asked with disdain: "Could it be that she will still grow a child, what will she grow now besides fat." ”

"Let her eat it." Bai Xiayuan smiled elegantly and said softly: "As long as you hand her over to me, I will let her lose weight." ”

Let her eat it, she will spit it out anyway, Wu Ming seemed to read this information from Bai Xiayuan's eyes, and he couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat on his forehead, handing over a simple little girl to a dangerous female devil, there will be no problem, right,

"Eat." Wu Ming patted Ding Zhenyuan's shoulder, revealing an expression of looking at a dead man, and muttered, "Eat more, you may not be able to eat in the future......"

For fear that Wu Ming would regret it, Ding Zhenyuan didn't reply, and quickly put a large piece of meat into the bowl, and then protected the bowl to eat, with a happy expression, and it seemed that small stars could be seen in the big eyes.

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After eating, several men sat around the sofa around the coffee table in the living room, and several women had already returned to their rooms, leaving only Ye Limei, and their conversation was still about rescuing gophers.

Wu Ming's proposal for helicopters has been overturned, first of all, the Middle East region simply cannot buy large military helicopters, and even if they can be bought, once the slow-moving helicopters enter the chaotic Syrian territory, most of the results will be bombed into slag.

Arms and nuclear warheads are even more unreliable, arms such a sensitive thing is impossible to enter, even if the smuggling is successful, 100 million dollars of arms will not want to avoid the checkpoints along the way, and finally think that it is safer to transport rice, but 100 million dollars of rice can fill hundreds of trucks, and the manpower required is too exaggerated.

After discussing for a while, everyone still couldn't come up with a feasible plan.

The doctor poured a glass of red wine, took a sip, and said, "The most urgently needed medicines for fighting a war are antibiotics, anesthetics, and anti-inflammatory drugs, and these drugs are relatively expensive, which can reduce the input of vehicles and manpower. ”

"That's not going to work." Four Eyes also vetoed, and said the reason, "When there is a war, medicine is as important as munitions, and when such a sensitive thing enters the country, we will become the target of the whole world as soon as possible." ”

After thinking about it for a while, Ye Limei proposed: "Find a way to find some big names from European and American countries to put pressure on them and force them to release them, what do you think." ”

"Not good." Wu Ming squinted at the doctor and said, "Doctor, what would happen if you saw a woman without clothes on the street." ”

The doctor made an exaggerated expression: "Wow." ”

"If it is in a Muslim country, they are likely to burn this woman at the stake, the people in the Middle East are conservative, once they are provoked, they will act ......more extremely," Wu Ming sighed and said: "People who believe in Allah hate people who believe in God very much, and it is easy to provoke them by using the power of European and American countries to exert pressure, and the result will only be counterproductive." ”

"What if it's you Huaxia pressure."

"Ahem...... They also hate people who believe in bald donkeys. ”

"It's tricky." The elephant also sighed and said, "That stinky rat has raised his worth so high, it is simply killing himself." ”

The doctor nodded and agreed: "That's right, even if he is only worth a million, people should keep him alive, 100 million dollars, and we have a headache if we want to save him now." ”

"I want to ......" Wu Ming showed a wry smile and said, "He raised his worth so high, maybe he just didn't want us to ransom him with money." ”

"He's crazy."

"Poor and insane." Wu Ming complained, and said angrily: "I know him very well, he has a small belly and chicken intestines, only in and out, he can basically be regarded as a miser who wants money and does not want to die, and it is likely that he really wants to spend money to redeem his life." ”

The elephant's eyes flashed with coldness, and he scolded: "If that's really the case, then after we get him out, I'll kick his ass." ”

"It seems that you have to think of a plan in advance to save people without spending money."

Siyan frowned, looked at the laptop screen, and read the information according to the script: "The fortress has four entrances and exits, the high wall is covered with ten meters of barbed wire, there are countless hidden fort checkpoints inside, and the militants stationed there do not have uniform military uniforms, but they have a formal establishment and military position, and the commander is General Mohammed Dragas, and their rifle regiment has good combat effectiveness......

"Stop." Wu Ming shouted loudly and laughed at himself: "My heart is not very good, don't scare me by reading this, you just need to make a plan that can sneak in and save people." ”

"I'll need some time to get their details out before I can make a plan, but ......," Four-Eyed said with a sad face, "Their native code is a headache." ”

Wu Ming glanced at the elephant and said seriously: "Although I have never been to Syria, it should be Arabic spoken there, don't forget, I grew up with elephants in the Middle East, and we should be able to understand their native language." ”

"But only the two of you can speak Arabic, and none of us can speak Arabic."

The corners of Wu Ming's mouth hooked, and he smiled evilly: "There should be four people." ”

"Where's the four of them?"

"You help me check all the big monasteries in Thailand, find a bald donkey named Kotoya, and then find a way to contact him, saying that I am looking for him......" Wu Ming looked at Ye Limei, who was watching TV, and continued: "Hey, do you have a way to contact that yellow-haired duck." ”

"Yellow-haired duck." Ye Li's eyebrows twitched for a moment, then the corners of his eyes began to twitch, and he slowly took out his mobile phone, "I can try to call someone who can give him the phone." ”

The elephant picked up a piece of fruit cut on the table and threw it into his mouth, and said vaguely, "Both of them hate rats, and you think they will come." ”

"You don't think so."

The elephant laughed and said nothing, in fact, he already had the answer in his heart, the eagle flying in the sky, the wolf running on the ground, and the rat hiding in the hole, they only have one side of the sky so that they will not hurt each other, the three people are like hedgehogs, they will stab each other in the head when they gather, but once there is a common enemy, they can also work together, and the spikes are the same to the outside,

It didn't take long for Ye Limei to get up and hand the phone to Wu Ming, and made a look to signal that the phone was connected, Wu Ming touched his nose and took the phone, "Hey." ”

"Hello." Aquila spoke in a low, smiling voice in English, "I heard you were looking for me." ”

"It's been a long time, the yellow-haired duck ......" Wu Ming, who was smiling, said in Chinese, "Don't come unharmed." ”

Aquila corrected mildly, "I don't like the name Yellow-Haired Duck, you can call me Earl Winderion." ”

"Bullshit earl, the knighthood bought with money is a ball." Wu Ming snorted and said, "Okay, I'll look for you......"

"Borrowing money doesn't need to be discussed." Tianying directly interrupted: "Also, if you want me to help save that dirty sewer rat, I'll hang up the phone now, please don't disturb my afternoon tea time." ”

"Wait." Wu Ming screamed and threatened, "Since the stinky rat can blow up your castle, I can also burn your bird's nest with one fire." ”

"yes, I'm looking forward to it, if it's okay......"

Wu Ming's eyes rolled and he interrupted, "Do you want to play a fun game?" ”

"Games."

Wu Minglang said: "We plan to infiltrate a fortress with eight thousand guards, pull out a stinky rat from the dungeon, and then drag it to a place where no one is there, and kick his ass hard, are you interested in participating." ”

"Sounds like a lot of fun." Aquila asked with interest, "Can I bring a horsewhip?" ”

"Of course, you can even take a picture with him." Wu Ming pretended to be in high spirits and continued to induce: "This is a very dangerous game, you may lose your life at any time, it would be a pity to miss it." ”

"Is it really dangerous?" Tianying didn't hesitate, and said firmly: "Okay, wait for me in a few days, and I will pass after dealing with a few mice." ”

Hanging up the phone, Wu Ming had a disgusted expression on his face, like swallowing a fly, the elephant shook his head with a smile, and said, "You may be the only one in the world who can communicate with him normally." ”

"Normal hair." Wu Ming pouted and said, "Only by finding a donkey and kicking the head can we have a way to communicate with that yellow-haired duck normally." ”

"You think he's insane."

"Absolutely."

In this world, only the white fox can make the high Sky Eagle land willingly, is this one thing descending to one thing, Ye Limei looked at Wu Ming fixedly, and an inexplicable brilliance flashed in his eyes,