Chapter 894: Donkey Slaughter
East Wilderness, Inn.
After hearing that Yu Sheng was back, almost everyone in the town came, and the fifth grandmother also came.
Not only that, but the black cat and the sheriff, who had barely returned to the inn since the rest of their lives left, also returned.
However, they did not come back to look for the rest of their lives, and after turning around the inn and not seeing the dogs, the two cats turned back and meowed at the feet of the rest of their lives.
Scoop them up for the rest of your life.
It's really unforgiving, when I caught them back last year, they were still two small milk cats, and now they have become big cats, and they are even more unscrupulous.
Seeing that Yu Sheng only picked up the black cat, the sheriff was unhappy and grabbed Yu Sheng's trouser leg below.
Kicked away by Yu Sheng, the sheriff changed targets and kept scratching the black cat's tail underneath.
The black cat is also a careless one, squinting on his lap for the rest of his life, waging his tail from time to time to tease the sheriff.
As soon as I talked about Dabei Mountain, I drank a sip of tea to moisten my throat for the rest of my life, and then spit it all out.
"What tea it is. Yu Sheng said.
Everyone was listening to it with fascination, and after being interrupted, Hu Mu said from afar: "This is the camellia you left, and we are reluctant to drink it on weekdays." ”
"Taiji, it's changed, we won't drink this tea in the future. Yu Sheng said.
"Let you see the real good tea in a while, a pot of spring, a hundred times in the wilderness. Yu Sheng said.
"Ho", everyone exclaimed, they can't save a hundred guan in their lifetime, will someone use a hundred guan to drink tea?
Aren't all the monsters in the wilderness stupid?
The rest of his life scooped up the sheriff and let them fight fairly and justly on the legs, and continued to narrate the origin of the way.
The villagers listened with fascination.
It wasn't until the rest of his life was finished and he talked for a long time that everyone slowly dispersed and went back to their respective homes to cook.
"Crab feast, tea mushrooms, dried plum vegetables, chicken fir..." ”
Hu Muyuan also breathed a sigh of relief, "Great, I finally don't have to try your own dishes." ”
Yu Sheng looked at his appearance after the catastrophe, and said strangely: "The worm cooks well, what kind of expression do you have?"
"It's good to cook, but do you create your own dishes..."Strange beside him, Hu Muyuan couldn't say anything, and only used a look to let the rest of his life understand.
Just the dish of braised peaches is enough for Hu Muyuan to reminisce for a lifetime.
"Where's the eldest sister?" I remembered for the rest of my life, why I didn't see the big sister of the shark come down to greet him.
"Oh, she went to the city with Zhou Dafu to play, and she just left in the morning. Hu Muyuan said.
Yu Sheng was surprised, "They finally got together?"
"No, now don't say that the big sister of the shark doesn't agree, the Zhou family doesn't agree, and Zhou Dafu himself is a little hesitant, now it's at most a close relationship. Hu Muyuan said.
"Zhou Dafu still doesn't hesitate?" The rest of his life was strange, and the little aunt who was being surrounded by strange people and asked for warmth also turned her head to look at this side.
"Uh-huh", Hu Muyuan nodded, "The meaning of the eldest sister is very clear, if they are together, they will have to live in the water in the future." ”
"Living in the water?!" Yu Sheng was shocked, "Is she going to turn Zhou Dafu into a water ghost, and then stay together?"
That's not realistic either.
It is true that a drowned person cannot go to reincarnation and will inevitably become a water ghost, but water ghosts are not all wise.
Many water ghosts are like babies of a few years old, with only the instinct to shout for people to fall into the water and replace them.
"No, I heard the eldest sister say that as long as you drink the blood of the merman, coupled with the Arowana spell, you can slowly turn a person into a merman. Hu Muyuan said.
For the rest of my life, I couldn't imagine that Arowana still had this function.
"Brother, brother", Baozi led his little grandson and a few hairy children to run over, "How about taking us inside?"
"yes, I want to go to Zhonghuang. "The little grandson is missing two front teeth, and his speech is leaky.
"No", Yu Sheng scared them and said: "The Middle Wilderness is full of monsters, you Brother Ye and Brother Fu have been captured, and it is even more dangerous for you to go." ”
"You go with us, my mother said, the monsters are now all using 'Brother Sheng'er is coming' to scare their children. Baozi said.
"Hey, what your mother said... Won my heart. Yu Sheng said.
Despite this, Yu Sheng is still not ready to take them over, he has already lost the two adults, and he can't be ashamed anymore.
The ghosts and willows have passed now, they are from the inn, and they are not afraid of death, but they can advance and retreat freely.
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Dabei Mountain and Hanshan City have been raining continuously, but the eastern wilderness has a clear sky.
The rest of his life stood in the doorway, the sun falling on his body, making every inch of skin cheer and jump.
The old beggar didn't know where he had gone.
Listening to Hu Muyuan, after tasting a strange self-created dish, the old beggar left indignantly.
"Although I am a beggar, I am also dignified, and what the pigs don't eat, you actually give me alms?"
"Hmph, ignore the master here, there is a place to stay with the master, there is no place to keep the master, the master goes back to the city to catch mice. ”
In this way, the old beggar went to Yangzhou City without looking back.
But those mats paved with dragon whiskers and grass are strangely still kept for him.
At this time, there were few people on the streets, and the smoke of each house was rising, and the voices of Zhizhi became more and more powerful, creating the tranquility of the town.
For the rest of my life, I still like this town, the stone bridge, the old trees, the small river, the big lake, and the unchanging local sound, everything is so familiar.
He stretched, took a deep breath, and even the air was kind.
These days, because of the rain, I've been staying in the house and getting moldy.
Yu Sheng turned around and was just about to help his little aunt out for a walk, when he heard the sound of rushing hooves from the street.
The rest of his life thought that someone was coming, but he didn't care, and he was just about to greet his little aunt, but his body staggered and was pushed by something behind.
He took a few steps forward, finally stabilized himself, and before he could turn back, "Ang Ang", a donkey cry sounded behind him.
Mao Mao bumped into the person in front of him who was not in the way, swaggered in, and couldn't wait to get to the wine jar on the counter.
With a roll of its tongue, it expertly opened the wine seal, and was about to drink when it suddenly realized that something was wrong.
Mao Mao turned his head to look, only to see Yu Sheng looking at him with a gloomy face.
Looking further ahead, the city lord was also there, with a mocking face.
Mao Mao turned his head, closed his eyes and shook his head, and turned his head to look again, now to make sure that he was not drunk and not dazzled.
Maomao's donkey hair stood up all over his body.
"Okay, Maomao, you are bold, you dare to contradict this young master. Yu Sheng sneered and walked over.
"Tell you, it's not the time for you to just come, there was the city lord to support you at that time, and now the city lord is pregnant with my daughter. Yu Sheng said, approaching Maomao, still stretching his wrists, and his bones "gaba" sounded.
"Phew, how do you speak?" the city lord threw his chopsticks over, hitting the rest of his mind.
"Just tell the truth", Yu Sheng turned back and said, turning his head, he saw a donkey's tail disappearing at the curtain of the backyard door.
"I heard that donkey skin is good for ejiao, little aunt, I'll make it up for you. The rest of his body flashed out.
"You dead donkey, stop me, I won't catch you today, I swear not to be a man!" the roar of the rest of his life came from the backyard.
Hu Muyuan poked her head out of the back kitchen, and saw the rest of her life chasing the hair in the yard, and said happily: "Beat hard, beat to death, kill this beast." ”
After leaving for the rest of his life for half a year, Mao Mao will come back within five days to grab a drink and drink, and he is very arrogant.
Hu Muyuan stopped it once and was sprayed with spit.
The smell was that he didn't go to the worm's bed at night, and the smelly old beggar still disliked him.
At this time, seeing the rest of her life beating Maomao, Hu Muyuan couldn't say how happy she was.
Maomao's speed is fast, but the rest of his life is also fast, and in desperation, Maomao can only escape from the backyard and go outside.
The little aunt shook her head, let the rest of her life mess with Mao Mao, and when she saw that there was no one left and right, she quietly stood up and took a jar of wine from the counter.
A jar of Shaoxing wine, although it is not a good wine, but it is still possible to relieve the wine worms that can't be suppressed.
As soon as she opened the wine, the sound of horses' hooves sounded outside, but the sound of horses' hooves was heavier, like the beat of a drum beating "dong dong".
The little aunt looked up and looked outside, thinking to herself that some kind of monster was coming.
In her expectant gaze, Zhou Jiufeng led a horse and walked to the door of the inn.
The city lord was surprised, "Why are you fat again?"
"Hey, I just said this yesterday, and today I said, did I get fat so fast?"
Zhou Jiufeng rolled his eyes and walked in, went to the table to pour himself a cup of herbal tea, and drank it all.
The city lord was stunned in place, not only was the donkey bold, but this person was also bold, and he dared to roll his eyes at her.
"It's not that I'm talking about you, it's just that you're swaggering and deceiving in the city, and you've actually bumped into the inn today. Zhou Jiufeng, who was taking a breath, said, "They all know that you, the city lord, are fake. ”
The city lord who was about to have a seizure was stunned, and when he came to his senses, he dared to say that it was the sword spirit.
It seems that in the days she left, the sword spirit was not safe in the city.
However, the lord of the city is not ready to identify himself.
This opportunity is not easy to come by, what if Zhou Jiufeng knows her identity and asks her to put down the wine?
She poured herself a glass without moving, listening to Zhou Jiufeng's chatter.
Zhou Jiufeng saw the city lord pour wine, put down the teacup, "Pour me a cup." ”
She walked over and asked the city lord, "What about the others?"
The city lord ignored her, and licked a sip of wine with his tongue, and a shiver began at the tip of his tongue and spread to his toes.
"Hmm", the city lord looked intoxicated.
She has not drunk alcohol for more than half a month, but at this time, she only feels that her whole body is bathed in spring light, and she is full of small happiness.