Chapter XVI I Man
The 402 dormitory is now a chicken flying dog jumping. Jiang Wei had red eyes, glared angrily at Li Haoran, and held a bench in his hand. Li Haoran stood on the bed with an innocent face and said sadly: "Jiang Wei, I didn't mean to. ”
"You did it on purpose." Jiang Weiwei said, "Your mouth is so big, it's hard to say anything, let's go to the bar, I'm finished." Su Xiaohan definitely won't like me. ”
"My original intention was to set off how powerful and domineering you are, but unfortunately, who knows that Su Xiaohan only heard the word bar." Li Haoran smiled dryly, "I'll explain." ”
Jiang Wei roared: "You come down for me, let me take a beating to dissipate my anger." Interpretation? If my brother can explain it clearly, he will still talk to you. ”
Li Haoran sighed: "Impression, the key is impression. Only Su Xiaohan has an impression of you. For better or worse, at least she has you in her head. ”
Jiang Wei threw down the stool, sat on the ground, and sighed: "You scratcher, you killed me." ”
Li Haoran breathed a sigh of relief, got out of bed and comforted: "She didn't say anything, just glared at you, it's okay." Men are not bad, women are not loved. ”
Zhang Yi still looked at the "Diamond Sutra" seriously, and said with words in his mouth: "Everything has a way, like a dream bubble, like nothing, like an electric ......"
"Zhang Yi, do you have a conscience, Jiang Wei is sad to be like this, you still have the heart to read." Li Haoran said angrily.
"Who is to blame for the things you provoked. What is not good to say in front of Su Xiaohan, talk about going to the bar. Which girl likes it. Zhang Yi said disdainfully, "If I were you, I would find a piece of tofu and kill me." ”
Li Haoran quibbled: "Who said no, doesn't Liu Ying like bars very much?" ”
"That's against me, ok?" Zhang Yi made a helpless expression and sighed, "With my years of experience, I know that Su Xiaohan's water is very deep, and his eyes are very tricky. Fat people don't get out so easily! ”
Jiang Wei's spirit was shocked and shouted: "Is this true? ”
"Of course!" Zhang Yi smiled, "Because you didn't enter the game at all, what are you talking about, haha." ”
Jiang Wei blushed and had a thick neck, and said angrily: "You also come to laugh at me." ”
Zhang Yi shook his head and said, "It's not to laugh at you, but to remind you." Su Xiaohan is not simple. If you really like her, then congratulations, you're having a hard time in the future. She's not that easy to conquer. Look at her eyes, unruly, like a lioness. Are you a male lion? Obviously not, so, just a normal state of mind. Love in college is just fun. How many people end up getting married? ”
Jiang Wei said with a bitter face: "Having said that, I just like her, what should I do?" ”
"Learn from Wu Ming, be calm, study hard, and be a good student." Zhang Yi shrugged, and then continued to look at his "Diamond Sutra".
Say Cao Ying, Cao Ying will arrive. As soon as Wu Ming pushed the door in, he saw the fat man sitting on the ground, and asked suspiciously: "Jiang Wei, is it cooler on the ground?" ”
Jiang Wei squirmed his lips and reluctantly got up. Li Haoran whistled, picked up the English textbook and read it.
Wu Ming noticed the abnormality in the bedroom, shook his head and smiled: "Is it that Jiang Wei's feelings have been hit, or is Li Haoran stepping on shit today?" ”
"Wu Ming, you crow's mouth." Li Haoran said, "What nonsense. It was Jiang Wei's feelings that suffered a huge blow. ”
Jiang Wei glared at Li Haoran fiercely, making the other party shut up obediently.
Wu Ming smiled: "When I came back, I saw Su Xiaohan and went out with others. ”
"Who?" Jiang Wei asked sensitively.
"Of course it's the dormitory people, what are you thinking?" Wu Ming said, "It's normal, don't worry." ”
Jiang Wei breathed a sigh of relief, his face immediately turned cloudy, and he smiled: "I have to continue to work hard." Starting tomorrow, I'm going to run to lose weight! ”
Everyone was shocked and looked at Jiang Wei like a monster. Jiang Wei has always been extremely proud of his figure, and he also forced Wu Ming's six-pack abs, and now he suddenly said that he wanted to lose weight, which was unprecedented.
"How is Zhang Yi's feelings?" Wu Ming changed his words and asked.
Zhang Yi smiled mysteriously and said, "Everything is under control." ”
"Broken?" Li Haoran interjected.
Zhang Yi sighed and said with great contempt: "I was no longer in the third year of junior high school. Please, what era is it, you won't tell me, you're still ......? ”
Li Haoran's old face was slightly red, and he said stiffly: "Is it wrong for me to give the best first time to my most beloved person?" ”
Zhang Yi sympathized: "Poor boy, Jiang Wei is definitely there, what about Wu Ming?" ”
Wu Ming smiled and said, "So far, ......"
"I understand, understand perfectly. You all value the first time, chastity for the beloved. Zhang Yi smiled, "I'm wrong, I'm guilty, I repent!" ”
"Damn, Zhang Yi, what are you proud of, it's amazing to be a woman." Jiang Wei said, "I want to too, but I don't have a chance." ”
Zhang Yi laughed and said, "Say it earlier, do you want me to arrange it and break your first time." I arranged, the quality is absolutely guaranteed, and it is also very gentle. ”
Li Haoran and Jiang Wei's eyes lit up, and they said as anxiously as boars in estrus: "Hurry up and arrange!" ”
Wu Ming smiled and said, "You guys play by yourself, I won't participate." ”
"The poison of the remnants of feudalism." Zhang Yi smiled, "Okay, it's decided, next week, I'll arrange it!" ”
"Brotherly affection, Zhang Yi, you know everyone's voices too well." Li Haoran praised from the bottom of his heart, "In the future, I will follow you to mix, a mountain of swords and a sea of fire, a matter of one word." ”
Jiang Wei seemed to have completely forgotten Su Xiaohan, and swore: "Let's make a decision." I'm going to get some exercise these days. ”
"What about Su Xiaohan?" Li Haoran quipped.
"What to do, what to do!" Jiang Wei smiled, "How could I give up a forest for a little grass." Besides, I didn't have a word with her. ”
Swearing, sanctimonious. Jiang Wei's expression was too different before and after, so that several people couldn't react.
Wu Ming picked up "Wuthering Heights" and began to look. Zhang Yi continued to chant the scriptures, while Li Haoran took out the computer and watched a romantic literary film. Jiang Wei didn't have a computer, so he came to Li Haoran's side to enjoy it together, and the two exchanged opinions from time to time.
Wu Ming's mobile phone rang, it was an unfamiliar number, local.
"Akiko, guess who I am?" As soon as the phone came out, Wu Ming knew who it was, except for Lafayette at home, no one liked to play this kind of game.
"Hello Lafayette, Mingzi has a greeting for you, I wish you happiness like the East China Sea, and longevity than Nanshan." Wu Ming smiled, "Is there no one to talk to you, so you are panicking." ”
A hearty laugh came from Lafayette's end, and he said, "You are so smart, you will know who I am at a guess." If they were, they wouldn't have guessed. Think about it, how can the local number in Huhai guess who I am! ”
Wu Ming said: "At that time, there was your blood relationship, and I was as smart as you. How are you feeling lately? ”
Lafayette said, "It's so good, you can eat two bowls of rice." Your aunt's cooking skills are so good, you can't eat them outside. Wu Gang's kid was still disgusted and not atmospheric enough, and I was beaten out of the dinner table with two chopsticks. I can't get along with me, isn't this looking for a fight? ”
Wu Ming smiled bitterly. The only one who can force the head of the Wu family to this is the ancestor of the Wu family. When the ancestor gave birth to Wu Gang, he dared to beat and scold at will. And Wu Gang had to smile. Wu Gang was notoriously majestic outside, but he was like a chicken in front of Lafayette, swallowing his anger.
"Mingzi, your brother hasn't seen you for the past two days, and I don't know where to go." Lafayette changed the topic and said, "Wu Gang, this old bastard, doesn't care, what if the child is only thirteen years old, what if he is abducted?" ”
Wu Ming said secretly: "If anyone can kidnap him, it's really hell." ”
He is Wu Ming's half-brother, Wu Xin, the second ancestor of the standard, who makes chickens and dogs jump at home. There are only three men in Wu Ming's generation. The eldest brother is the son of the eldest aunt, and the rest is him and Wu Xin. Wu Ming has been free-range since he was a child, and Wu Xin and his eldest brother are receiving the right Wu family hooligan education. Wu Xin is okay, the hooligan is a little cunning, but his eldest brother, a typical second ancestor, doesn't know how many troubles he has caused outside. If it weren't for the Wu family's protection, maybe someone would have been hacked to death that day. Of course, what he did was not the bad thing that lost his conscience that day, but he liked to do black things, which made the southern ** extremely headache, and he couldn't do it, and he was aggrieved.
"Lafayette rest assured, Wu Xin just likes to play everywhere and will go back in two days." Wu Ming comforted.
Lafayette sighed and said, "That's good, Wu Xin, this kid is not here, the house is much quieter." Wu Gang and others don't come back often. Oh, but your sister-in-law came back yesterday and brought me some African specialties, and there is a statue, which I heard is very spiritual. I will give you a bye-bye and keep you safe. ”
Wu Ming was greatly moved when he heard this. From childhood to adulthood, Wu left him unconcerned with the world of flowers, and his mother Liu Xuemei lived in seclusion in Australia and rarely had contact, only Galeries Lafayette often shushed the cold and asked for warmth. During Wu Ming's runaway from home, Lafayette often watched him, fearing that he would be offended.
"Galeries Lafayette, you always have to pay attention to your body. I'll take care of myself. Wu Ming said with a smile.
"Well, be careful outside. By the way, your sister-in-law will give you the key to the villa in the western suburbs in the next two days. Lafayette said proudly, "Wu Gang, this bastard, I pestered for a long time before I agreed to spit it out." ”
What else could Wu Ming say, he had to send his most sincere blessings.
Hanging up the phone, the emotion in Wu Ming's eyes quickly disappeared and became calm.
Zhang Yi and the three of them pricked up their ears and listened carefully, but they didn't hear anything until they finished listening. Li Haoran said curiously: "Family? ”
Wu Ming sighed and said with a smile: "Our family's Lafayette is ninety-nine years old this year. The body is still very tough. ”
"Hey, I really envy your family," Zhang Yi sighed, "the family is harmonious and warm." ”
"Harmony and warmth?" Wu Ming was stunned for a moment, a ray of light flashed in his eyes, and said, "Maybe." ”
At this time, at Huhai Hongqiao Airport, a teenage child walked with a gorgeous beauty, and said with his mouth: "Damn, Huhai City is too hot, I knew to bring a mobile air conditioner over." I'm almost cooked. ”
The woman smiled charmingly and said, "Young Master, where are you going now?" ”
"Where?" The child's eyes widened and he said, "Nonsense, of course it's my brother's." Wait, I'm going to give my brother a big gift. ”