One

He Huameng: "Jiang Nanchun, good morning!" I haven't been at home for the past two days, and I'm sorry for neglecting my brother. Have a good weekend! Hua Meng has something to go out, if the eldest brother has time, let's talk after eight o'clock in the evening, and wish happiness forever. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "It's okay, let's have fun!" ”

He Huameng: "Big brother, good afternoon!" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Hello! Miss you. ”

He Huameng: "Big brother wrote several books together, it's really amazing, admire." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Hehe! ”

He Huameng: "Why did the eldest brother remember to write about the female frequency?" Convert into a new attempt? ”

Jiang Nanchun: "I've been busy lately, and I don't write much." Well. ”

He Huameng: "It's really a challenge for a man to write about a woman. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Yes, I hope to help me." Valuable suggestions and comments. ”

He Huameng: "Where do I dare to give advice, learn from my brother, go and read it!" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Thank you! Hope for support!"

He Huameng: "Watching!" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Oh! Your support is the motivation for my writing! ”

He Huameng: "Supporting each other is." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Hmm! ”

He Huameng: "Big brother, my nickname is Yadan, and I hit the mountain." Thank you! ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Hehe, it's a coincidence! ”

He Huameng: "It's fate, right?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Yes." 'No coincidence is not a book' is just right to use here, there is a fate! ”

He Huameng: "Is the avatar of my brother's space your son?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Nephew." ”

He Huameng: "It's cute, chubby." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Hehe, do you like it?" ”

He Huameng: "I like it a lot, how old are you?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Fifteen. ”

He Huameng: "What about you, son or daughter?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Son, what about you?" ”

He Huameng: "How old are you?" I have a daughter, who is nine years old. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Nineteen. ”

He Huameng: "Why don't you use his photos in the space?" Am I talking too much? ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Okay, I have one thing, let's talk later!" ”

He Huameng: "Then you are busy!" ”

Two

Jiang Nanchun: "Are you there?" ”

He Huameng: "Brother, good evening!" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "It's on!" ”

He Huameng: "Hello! ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Little sister." ”

He Huameng: "Yes, have you eaten?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "I ate it." ”

He Huameng: "Oh. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "What about you?" ”

He Huameng: "I'm done eating." What for? ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Find information." ”

He Huameng: "Looking for materials for writing? ”

Jiang Nanchun: "No, anything else. Are you home alone? What about the husband? ”

He Huameng: "My husband is playing on the computer in the hut. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Wow, it's so fun? ”

He Huameng: "What about you?" What about sister-in-law? ”

Jiang Nanchun: "She goes to work." ”

He Huameng: "As soon as my wife goes to work, my husband can do any bad thing, haha, joking." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "What does he do?" ”

He Huameng: "My husband is at the construction site, what does my brother do?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "What about you?" I'm a professional killer, i.e. drawing and writing for a living. What about you? ”

He Huameng: "I don't have a job. Look at who you kill, pigs, dogs, cows and sheep can do, and people will ......"

Jiang Nanchun: "Hehe." ”

He Huameng: "Drawing, writing, brother is so poetic and picturesque!" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "The surname is Chinese, I think you are too, right?" ”

He Huameng: "That's why I borrowed the pen to be lyrical, I can write, painting, the whole new era Picasso, too abstract, abstract and scary." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Hehe, it's also a style. Hopefully we can be friends. ”

He Huameng: "Yes." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Where is your hometown?" ”

He Huameng: "Jinzhou, Liaoning, all my information is true. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Oh, a trustworthy woman. I appreciate you! ”

He Huameng: "I also admire my brother. Brother, why don't you write story by story? Write several together like this, and the updates won't keep up. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Also, I've been busy with other things recently, let's stop writing." ”

He Huameng: "It seems that only "The World of Love" has been signed, in fact, the most important thing in writing is the beginning, and there are highlights in the first three chapters. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "The World of Love" has been completed, and it was done in one go, without interruption. At 20,000 words, the editor asked me to sign a contract. ”

He Huameng: "Then the others should also work hard, come on!" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Well, I'll write it well when I have time." ”

He Huameng: "It is easy to sign a contract with the Internet, with poor grades and low salary, and there is full attendance at the main station and the girls' station, but there is no network." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "That's right. So later, I voted for the main station and the girls' network. ”

He Huameng: "My sister-in-law is not here, it's a good time to soak my sister, say, how many are you soaking?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Timid, don't dare." ”

He Huameng: "Look at how to accompany, it doesn't matter if you chat, ...... other things"

Jiang Nanchun: "If you want others to take the initiative, I want it." ”

He Huameng: "If you want others to seduce, you have to pretend to be at a loss." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "No. If others take the initiative, I won't be afraid. Are you proactive? ”

He Huameng: "Sister-in-law beat you with a feather duster." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "No! Would you like to stay with me? ”

He Huameng: "No, no, I've always been passive, and I pretend to be at a loss." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Then we are the same, can we cooperate?" Have you ever beaten your husband? ”

He Huameng: "I have beaten, using the blowing air hammer that my daughter played with when she was a child." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "I hope you can take the initiative, it's not painful or itchy, it's really happy." ”

He Huameng: "Take the initiative to seduce, but my sister-in-law beat me?" Big brother, I don't want to be disfigured. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "I'm willing to let you fight, then I will protect you!" ”

He Huameng: "Is it okay to change the hammer?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "We both flew away, so that they would never be found." ”

He Huameng: "Who believes it?" By then, you'll be gone. If you don't go, it's not good for a little boy to find a little girl. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "I promise you, if there are good things, you won't be happy, and it's better if there are no good things." ”

He Huameng: "A man's guarantee is forever, but 'forever' is a height that can never be reached, and your sister is not fooled." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Then I will kidnap you and be my wife." Would you like to? ”

He Huameng: "Oh, we have a hobby, I also like kidnapping, it's better to be my colt." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Hehe! ”

He Huameng: "It seems that we have to compete in martial arts to win or lose!" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "I became your colt, what benefits do you give me?" Then you're going to give me a genius baby. ”

He Huameng: "Marry several more princesses for you, serve me during the day and serve you at night, this is a good treatment, right?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "I want you to give me a son, and then I will be the crown prince and take the world back." ”

He Huameng: "Forget it, your sons are eighteen, and I don't know what to call another one?" The crown prince, the two brothers fight for power, and the palace fight is not fun. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Let you enjoy the treatment of the emperor's mother." That's the two of us, I'm going to defend you! ”

He Huameng: "Forget it, your family still has a queen mother, the status of the Qing Dynasty, I understand." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "The latecomer is on top, and I love you." ”

He Huameng: "A man's heart, a needle under the sea, can't be seen or touched, and now I swear, and I don't know where to swear for a while." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "She's on the side, why are you so much and I don't have confidence?" ”

He Huameng: "That's a married couple, deep affection, small, stand aside." Because I'm thirty years old, not thirteen, and I came out with my brain. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "It's not good to get married and married, only have a good life with you, we can have a common language." ”

He Huameng: "Brother, are you really in a bad mood?" Have a problem with your sister-in-law? In fact, between husband and wife, it is to tolerate each other and be more considerate! ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Life should be fun. You can see, I'm tormenting her, and I rarely live a married life a few times a year. ”

He Huameng: "After many years of marriage, passion has become family affection, which should become a precipitation of feelings, which is more fragrant. Is she sick? Or don't want to? ”

Jiang Nanchun: "She also ridiculed me for being too strong, but in fact, I have been putting up with it." ”

He Huameng: "In fact, between men and women really depends on the mood, if there is affection, they naturally think, and if they are ruthless, they will ......"

Jiang Nanchun: "She has no surname desire in the past few years. ”

He Huameng: "How old is my sister-in-law?" Wait a minute, I'll go boil water. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Okay. Forty, she leaves work at 10 o'clock. ”

He Huameng: "Then it's almost time, brother, how old are you?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Forty-four, what about you?" ”

He Huameng: "Thirty-two years old, a dog." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "I talked to you very closely, then you are 13 years younger than me, I am a chicken." ”

He Huameng: "There is a little more than one round of age difference." It is said that men are twenty years old, thirty nights, forty-one weeks, fifty and half months, sixty touches, and seventy talks. Compare it yourself, see what stage you are, and you will know whether what your sister-in-law said is right. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Aristotle said: Men are not older than women who are twenty years older. Forty is still strong. ”

He Huameng: "My husband is eight years older than me, and I always call him uncle, and then I call him uncle." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Oh, that's not true. ”

He Huameng: "What's wrong?" I would like to hear about it. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Are you still so funny? ”

He Huameng: "After ten years of marriage, when we go outside, others still think that we are in love and not married." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "I mean, 'they all say that men are twenty years old, thirty nights, forty-one weeks, fifty and half months, sixty touches, and seventy years,' this statement is not true. ”

He Huameng: "I also listened to my husband say this. The water is boiling, go and make tea. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Why did you just meet him, why didn't you let me encounter such a good thing?" If only you could be my wife, we would write and draw together. Leave him, follow me! Let's enjoy life! ”

He Huameng: "Hey, my daughter, what should you do with your son?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, go with the flow." ”

He Huameng: "A sense of responsibility, when a child is born, he must be responsible for him." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "You're right, I know this." Tomorrow we have a lot to say to you. ”

He Huameng: "Okay, have a good dream!" ”