Chapter 42: Pit Daddy Nuclear Warhead
Wu Ming is brewing a shocking plan, in order to lure the opponent into the game, he intends to create a nuclear warhead,
With the vigorous development of science and technology and economy, in order to make huge profits, some businessmen began to use the dexterous hands of craftsmen to make counterfeit products.
Countless counterfeit products slowly flowed into the market, less than 20 years, Huaxia has become the world's first counterfeit country, such the world's first let us be embarrassed, the profiteers have benefited, but our whole country has lost its credibility,
Counterfeit products are not a waste of fame, fake cigarettes, fake wine, fake medicines, everything in China has fakes, even the beauties like flowers and jade, may have been with handles before, and it is difficult to distinguish between fake and real counterfeits.
In addition to counterfeit products, our lives are also full of a lot of shoddy copycats, as long as a brand is famous, copycats will follow, the speed is like mushrooms after a rain, "Nongfu Spring" and "Nongtian Spring" are very similar to a pair of twin brothers, one tastes a little sweet, the other is difficult to say,
People are an animal that is easy to get used to, when the overwhelming copycat goods fly into the homes of ordinary people, fly into our daily life, over time, we are all used to it, cottages are the same as piracy, otaku like to watch Mr. Cang's performance, but a few people have bought the genuine,
Wu Ming and Muhammad have reached a hostage exchange agreement earlier, in order to trap Abu's classmate and his father, he is working on making a counterfeit copycat nuclear warhead, of course, it is just an embroidered pillow with no appearance, he wants to make a real thing that can blow up the enemy's farts and urine, the problem is that there is no technology,
Latakia, the capital city of the western border province of Syria, is currently in the hands of the Free Army, and Wu Ming and his entourage have been staying in this port city for five days, just to calm down and work behind closed doors.
Muhammad is not a three-year-old child, just the whole iron lump is said to be a nuclear warhead, it will definitely not be able to bluff, in order to make this counterfeit nuclear warhead, Wu Ming and others have indeed put a lot of effort, Four Eyes used the hacker system, found a lot of relevant information, just printed out of the material paper is up to two centimeters thick,
In order to make the nuclear warhead can completely kill Abtad, Wu Ming and others have adopted a division of labor and cooperation, and each process requires excellence, striving for perfection.
Wu Ming assigned the work carefully, he and Tianying were responsible for the nuclear bomb shell, the four eyes, the elephant and the doctor were responsible for the internal components such as instruments and electronics used for decoration, and the blue wolf and Zhuge Dachang handed over the leave note, and due to their ill health, they took the initiative to ask for orders to stay at home and guard the hostages......
Pickled girls take the lead, and they are sleepy at work,
The body is sick, and the itchy heart is itching, the two of them are a little dirty, Wu Ming knows it, in order to prevent them from stealing from prison, he sent Uncle Akza to stay supervised, of course, the old fritter is not a vegetarian person, but there is a proverb imitated from China in the West that says: A man sleeps with a woman, two men sleep with a woman, and three men sleep without a woman,
In the afternoon, the road is full of visible heat, the outside temperature exceeds 40 degrees, and a pair of soaked underwear only takes a few minutes to dry, and then wears it on the body for a few minutes and gets soaked again......
In a ship repair shop in the port, a pickup truck drove out of the factory area, the compartment was padded with sponge, and it was equipped with a conical hollow iron shell about two meters long and about one meter wide in diameter, which looked like the warhead of a missile.
The air conditioner of the second-hand pickup truck was broken, Wu Ming was shirtless, fanning the wind with his hands while driving, looking at the sweaty Sky Eagle beside him, and asked, "Why don't you take off your clothes, don't you feel hot." ”
Wearing a trouser shirt, Aquila shook off his long hair, which was still flowing, and said, "I am a nobleman, not a barbarian. ”
Rounding around the bush and scolding my brother for being a barbarian, this unlucky kid, I really want to strangle him, Wu Ming, who was blue-muscled and floating, was distracted, didn't notice that the car in front of him suddenly stopped, and when he came back to his senses, he stepped on the brakes violently, and almost crashed into it.
"Damn, how do you drive?" Wu Ming stretched out his hand out of the window, and after comparing his middle finger, he found that the Sky Eagle beside him was so calm that he couldn't help but sigh in surprise and asked, "We almost crashed, why don't you speak." ”
"Say what."
"You don't want to scold, you don't want to pull out a gun and shoot."
"I don't want to."
"I'm in such a good mood, can I be happy until now when I won two hundred yuan playing cards last night."
Sky Eagle smiled elegantly, and said lightly: "Today is Sunday, I don't want to kill people." ”
Wu Ming said angrily: "Killing people is still divided into Sundays, are you a Christian?" ”
"That's right."
Wu Ming's face couldn't help twitching, a murderous madman was actually a Christian, is there anything more ridiculous in the world?
"Do you usually go to church to pray and repent?"
"Of course, I'm religious."
Merciful God, I killed John the day before yesterday and Paul yesterday, I feel guilty of a great sin, I am here to confess to you today, hearing such a confession, I don't know if the priest who listens will be frightened, at least he will be so frightened that he pees his pants,
Wu Ming couldn't help laughing, his mood was suddenly a lot happier, and after a while, they came to another ship repair shop in the port, and the factory that had made the mold before had too much work in his hands, and there was no way to rush the work, so he introduced this factory to them,
After getting out of the car and entering the workshop of the repair shop, Wu Ming greeted a worker who greeted him with Muslim etiquette: "Allah, hello, my brother." ”
"Hello, my brother, is there anything I can do to help you."
"Old Uncle introduced me, I have something that needs to be polished, polished, and plated."
"Something."
"Nuclear warheads."
"Bang." The hydraulic pliers in the worker's hand fell to the ground, and he opened his mouth and said, "You...... What are you going to polish. ”
"Just kidding, what I want to polish and plating is the spire top cover...... Wu Ming looked happy, then handed over a drawing, and continued: "This is the drawing, I hope you can hurry up, money is not a problem." ”
"I'll take you to the boss."
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The surface of the warhead is painted milky white, with the English capital letter G and the missile model used as the carrier, the cross-section has been completely sealed, embedded with various instruments and a computer, and the dense tentacle-like cables are part of the carrier missile connection equipment.
This is a small vehicle-mounted tactical missile warhead, ordinary people will be scared to the point of collapse when they see it, even experts will be shocked when they see it, if only by appearance, this knock-off warhead has indeed reached the point where it is enough to be fake,
Of course, this Xibei goods, which took only ten days to manufacture, are indeed empty shells with no appearance, as long as the expert's hand touches it, it will be exposed, Zhuge Dachang can't figure out what is the use of Wu Ming making this warhead model, won't others test it?
Fools have a thousand thoughts, there must be one, even stupid people have a flash of inspiration, Wu Ming came up with a plan to save people that he thought was ingenious, the copycat nuclear warhead is only part of the plan, in order to keep it secret, at present, the whole plan is only known to him and the doctor, and the three people with four eyes,
The question comes out, this fake nuclear warhead is too realistic, the road out of the city is all guarded by the Free Army, how to get out of the city, even if people know that it is a fake, won't they be suspicious, can it be ordinary people who make nuclear warhead models?
Sky Eagle proposed to kill a bloody road, Four Eyes planned to trigger the air raid sirens in the whole city, and sneaked out while the chaos was there, the blue wolf proposed to preach Buddhism to others, and everyone ridiculed him for being crazy, Wu Ming had a flash of inspiration after hearing this, crazy, what a good idea,
On a hot noon, vehicles leaving the city are being inspected by the Free Army,
Don't cover up, go out of the city openly, this is Wu Ming's idea, Zhuge Dachang's small bus is planted with the Erros flag, and he is wearing a press card, and the free army is allowed to go without any inspection,
Wu Ming drove the car to the checkpoint, Four Eyes and the blue wolf sat in the back of the pickup truck, wearing a white hospital gown, one with a pacifier in his mouth, and the other with a doll in his hand, the two were staring intently at the cross-section of the missile, and the monitor was playing cartoons.
A discerning person can see at a glance that if the two are not pretending, then they are really neurotic, and the expressions of the two are slightly aggrieved......
No one likes to pretend to be crazy and stupid, it's just that I lost playing cards last night, life,
Wu Ming stopped the car, opened the door and got out of the car, grinned at several Free Army soldiers, and said, "Allah, my brothers have worked hard." ”
"We're going to check."
"It's so hot." Wu Ming wiped his sweat and muttered, "It should snow tonight." ”
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A Free Army soldier pointed at a nuclear warhead, glared at the wolf, and asked, "What is this?" ”
Wu Ming stepped forward and said mysteriously: "This is a nuclear warhead made by our hospital. ”
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Another Free Army soldier asked, "Who are you?" ”
"The two of them are insane." Wu Ming pointed to himself as he spoke, and said, "I'm their doctor." ”
At this moment, the visualizer suddenly went black, and the four eyes and the blue wolf, who had not spoken, looked at Wu Ming and shouted, "Neurotic, our nuclear warhead is broken." ”
"I've said it many times, I'm a doctor, you're a psychopath." Wu Ming taught loudly: "I'll repair the nuclear warhead for you, and you can see it later." ”
This is a doctor, is it because he has been infected by staying with neuropathy for too long, and it doesn't seem to be normal, several free army soldiers looked at each other, and couldn't help but shiver,
"Don't fix it, let's go, let's go."
Under the disgusted gaze of several free army soldiers, Wu Ming slowly drove the car through the checkpoint, and a light smile immediately appeared on the corner of his mouth, on such a hot day for duty inspection, patience must be very limited, and when he encounters a few people who are not very normal, most of them will be eager to blast away,
Sure enough, I didn't even bother to check the documents, and then again, no one should believe that the nuclear warhead that appeared on the street openly was true, and if I didn't believe it, others wouldn't believe it.
Some things must be done above board, so as not to attract suspicion,