Chapter 92: The tragedy repeats itself
Treating the employer as God is the purpose pursued by the bodyguard, but when Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang completed the mission given by God, God abandoned them again, and out of the gymnasium, Yang Ganglie left with two henchmen and He Su's car, and more than a dozen of his younger brothers were left behind.
The bird is hidden, the rabbit is dead and the dog is cooking, even if it is abandoned by the boss, a group of lost dogs are still happy, the rich man is the uncle, as long as the uncle is willing to sprinkle money, many people are willing to wag their tails and beg for mercy.
Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang not only got tens of thousands of yuan in bonuses, but Yang Ganglie also rewarded them with tens of thousands of yuan, as the boss, he did not favor one over the other, and he also rewarded each person with nearly 10,000 yuan for his hard-working younger brother, and they were all happy.
Yang Ganglie's younger brothers were quite upright, knowing that they were stained with the light of two bodyguards, and the stars surrounded them like the moon, shouting to invite them to a massage.
Wu Ming politely declined the kind invitation of a group of little ruffians, and blatantly organized a group to light the cannon, I don't know how to write dead words, right? He and Zhuge Dachang broke away from the army and got into a taxi, the sky was gradually darkening, they planned to find a place to eat first, if they were not full, how could they have the strength to kill the demons?
In a Hong Kong-style tea restaurant, Wu Ming, who was full of wine and food, picked his teeth and opened the conversation: "Then Yang Ganglie is very generous!" Are we messing with him? He is in a good mood, and he rewards us with 180,000 yuan every day, and getting rich is just around the corner! ”
Zhuge Dachang snorted: "Mess with him? Don't forget that we are the women who have cooled him, and if he turns his face and doesn't recognize anyone, we will have to drink the northwest wind. ”
Wu Ming said with a smile: "Just kidding, just ......" said, sighed, and continued: "If we change jobs, we will be fined more than 20 million yuan for liquidated damages, it seems that we can only help Leng Bingbing to be a cow and a horse in this life." ”
"Leave him alone, this case shouldn't be our business now."
"Yes! It's time to relax. ”
It's been two whole days of recuperation, and his combat effectiveness has recovered a lot, Zhuge Dachang couldn't hold back the agitation of the devil in his heart, he winked at Wu Ming, and said in a thief's head: "I just don't know where to relax here?" ”
Wu Ming understood, patted his chest, and said loudly: "Are you afraid that you won't be able to have fun if you have money?" Wrap it around me. ”
The two walked out of the restaurant and stopped a taxi, Wu Mingshen talked to the driver mysteriously, the taxi drivers in Guangdong and Hong Kong, is there anyone more familiar with this city than them?
Twenty minutes later, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang were stupidly pestle at the gate of Victoria Park, under the dim street lamp, the two of them looked at each other, their bright eyes flashed and flashed, as if something was wrong? This doesn't seem to be the place they want to be.
It's already nine o'clock in the evening, and the place is a bit deserted, with few people passing by, and it belongs to the area with a high incidence of crime.
Zhuge Dachang coughed lightly twice and asked calmly: "Sangui!" We're not poor enough to take risks, are we? Although the laws here are different from those in the mainland, it is still necessary to imprison for forcibly having an improper relationship with a woman, right? ”
"What you said, are we people who do that kind of thing?" Wu Ming laughed dryly, then cried with a sad face, and continued: "I told the driver to go to a place where there is a queen and a princess, who would have thought that he would drive us here." ”
"Queen?" The corners of Zhuge Dachang's mouth twitched twice, pointed to the statue of the queen standing not far away, and said, "It won't mean that, right?" ”
Wu Ming looked in the direction of his finger, his eyelids jumped, and he said abruptly: "Maybe it's that!" ”
"Damn!" Zhuge Dachang was angry and said, "Do you think we are inflatable drills? ”
"Could it be that the driver thinks of my brother as a monk?" Wu Ming touched his head and muttered to himself with a puzzled expression: "Think my brother is a vegetarian?" ”
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What do you want and don't dare to say it boldly, don't dare to say who knows what you want? Recruited another taxi, Zhuge Dachang showed his old face, and loudly told the driver that he was going to find a woman, and soon, the two senior drifting friends came to heaven on earth.
It's a nightclub called 'Paradise on Earth', and two professionals smell the familiar smell as soon as they get out of the car, and finally find the organization.
The nightclub has a hall, and under the flickering lights, four beautiful women with almost no clothes are dancing in a large iron cage, and the enchanting dance posture attracts a large number of onlookers, and the whole hall is full of smoke and miasma, and dragons and snakes are mixed.
Under the guidance of the front desk lady, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang went up to the imperial box on the top floor, and soon, an old woman wearing a mink coat led a dozen or so fat and thin girls into the box.
Looking at a group of girls, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang were a little disappointed, more than a dozen girls wore heavy makeup and just barely could see it, they came a little late, and the ones with good looks were all picked out, leaving only some crooked melons and cracked dates.
The minimum consumption of the emperor's box is 38,000, if you don't order the girl to accompany the wine, Wu Ming can't consume 38,000 when he drinks milk until he grows horns, and the girl is not beautiful, even if she is not beautiful, it will cost 3,000 yuan to order one.
Wu Ming touched his nose and said, "I want to order the four outside who are locked in the cage, can I?" ”
"Yes, of course you can......" The old woman waved her hand to let a dozen girls exit the box before she smiled and continued: "They cost five thousand yuan each, but they don't come out!" ”
Zhuge Dachang hesitated for a moment and asked, "Don't they sell their art?" ”
The old woman covered her mouth and laughed, pointed to a corner of the box and said, "There used to be a room over there, and there was a bed in it. ”
Five thousand yuan can be eaten casually, but you can't pack it, Wu Ming nodded to show understanding, and said with a smile: "Let them come over!" ”
"Wait a minute, two bosses!"
As soon as the old woman came out of the box, someone pushed the door in, and it came very quickly! Wu Ming smiled slightly, and when he saw a yellow-haired man coming in, he was so frightened that he almost slipped off the sofa.
The yellow-haired man asked politely, "Excuse me about the two bosses, do you want some ingredients?" ”
"Don't, don't ......" Wu Ming waved his hand and said, "I will look for you if necessary." ”
The yellow-haired man walked out of the box without saying anything, and after waiting for almost half an hour, Wu Ming was already a little impatient, he just got up and wanted to go out to see the situation, the door of the box opened, and a few dancing girls walked in.
"I'm sorry to keep the two bosses waiting!"
As soon as the four girls entered the door, they took off their coats, leaving only the delicate little clothes they wore for dancing, for the sake of their dedication, Wu Ming didn't care, quietly swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said with a smile: "It's definitely cold to wear so little, right?" Come over and let my brother hug me and help you get it! ”
"You're so bad!"
Life must be happy, don't make the bottle empty to the moon, Wu Ming is lying on the sofa with a beautiful woman's lap, hugging another beauty in his arms and whispering and laughing, happy times are always very short, and happy times are always sad.
The door of the "Bang ......" box was kicked open, and more than a dozen policemen rushed in and shouted: "The anti-drug team is inspecting, and all of them are not allowed to move!" ”
Fortunately, he didn't take the material, didn't do anything wrong, and was not afraid of the ghost knocking on the door, Wu Ming secretly breathed a sigh of relief, patted the trembling beauty in his arms, and said with a smile: "Don't be afraid!" ”
A policewoman walked up to Wu Ming and yelled, "You still haven't gotten up? ”
"Didn't you tell us not to move?" Wu Ming smiled and played with his mouth, got up with the almost bare ass beauty in his arms, and continued: "We are good citizens, and we haven't done anything bad!" ”
Zhuge Dachang echoed on the side: "Yes! We didn't do anything bad, we just drank and chatted with the girl. ”
"Didn't do anything bad? So why don't they wear clothes? The policewoman scolded angrily: "Put on my clothes quickly, and take them all back!" ”
No way? Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang realized the seriousness of the matter, but it was useless for them to say anything, and they were finally taken back to the police station!
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At the Kowloon Police Station, more than 100 people squatted in the police station compound to blow the cold wind, and the policewoman who had arrested Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang walked up to them and said coldly: "You guys go to the urine test with me now!" ”
The two didn't say anything, obediently followed behind the policewoman's buttocks, and when they came to the door of a toilet, Wu Ming's face changed greatly, and he said hurriedly: "No! Are you really making us pee? Isn't it time to pay attention to civilized law enforcement? It's too vicious to make people swallow urine, right? ”
The policewoman's forehead jumped violently, and she scolded: "Suo Zai! It's a test, not a swallow! ”
"Since it's a urine test, what do you mean by bringing us to the bathroom?"
The policewoman quietly clenched her fists, gritted her teeth and said, "How can you take it for testing if you don't pee?" ”
It turned out that the urine came out to be tested? Wu Ming showed an embarrassed expression and muttered, "Then if you don't say it earlier, you'll be scared to death." ”
After the urine test, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang had no problem, but they still could not leave the police station, although they did not have any inappropriate information, but they were suspected of having an improper relationship with a woman, and if they could not find a Guangdong and Hong Kong people to vouch for them, they would be sent back to the mainland.
It seems that if you have an ambiguous relationship with a woman recently, you will be unlucky, is it possible that you will commit a peach blossom robbery this year? If he was sent back to the mainland and let Leng Bingbing know that he was once again detained for spending money to find a sister, Wu Ming shuddered when he thought about it.
Fortunately, the Guangdong and Hong Kong police stations are not unsympathetic, after getting the opportunity to call, Wu Ming discussed with Zhuge Dachang, and finally called Yang Ganglie, they bet on the right treasure, Yang Ganglie just smiled and asked which police station they were in.
Only a few minutes later, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang walked out of the Kowloon Police Station smoothly, not only were they fined for education, but the deputy commissioner also personally sent them out of the police station, which made them secretly frightened, this Yang Ganglie really has great powers.
Looking for a place to eat tofu, the two returned to the hotel dejectedly, and as soon as they entered the room, Wu Ming sighed: "Brother Pig! Do you think I should quit sex? ”
Zhuge Dachang rolled his eyes and said, "Can you quit?" ”
"Men should be themselves!" Wu Ming said sharply: "Abolish the second brother, if you don't quit, you have to quit!" ”
Zhuge Dachang's forehead was sweating, and he said cautiously: "Are you really willing to do it?" ”
"Let's talk ......about it," Wu Ming said with a hippie smile: "Is it easy for us to raise the second brother with hard work?" In the future, we will expect it to be passed on to the next generation, and what happiness can there be without it? ”
"That's it! I'll go back to sleep......" Zhuge Dachang grabbed a roll of toilet paper and threw it into Wu Ming's arms, and said with a smile: "Enjoy it!" ”
Zhuge Dachang walked out of the room, what to enjoy? Wu Ming took the toilet paper for a long time to figure it out, scolded and threw the toilet paper aside, and fell on the bed in a languishing state.
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