Chapter Twenty-Five: I'll Help You Take Care of It
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Glancing at the red bull, Su Yue smiled, and smiled very sweetly, "**Silk man, I don't call him hey, my name is Su Yue." ”
**Silk Man Junhao pursed his lips a little indifferently, and continued to shake the red bull in his hand and said: "Okay, Miss Su Yue, please don't call me **Silk Man, although I like this title very much, but I also have a name, my name is Li Junhao." ”
Su Yue found that this ** silk man seemed to have some demeanor when he didn't have a pain, so he walked to his bed with a graceful posture, dragged the Red Bull in his hand, shook it in front of him, and said softly: "Then may I ask Li Da** Silk Man, what kind of meal do you want me to help you bring with this Red Bull?" ”
Su Yue leaned closer, and there was some uncontrollable temptation in his voice, so Li Junhao's pale face showed a rare trace of blood, and he said a little embarrassedly: "Do you think I'm showing off with money?" I'm not that kind of person, but my mom only has a hundred of the money she left. ”
Hearing Li Junhao say this, Su Yue's eyes almost turned into two crescent moons, "Okay, Li Da** silk man, do you think I like to be entangled so much?" Say, what exactly do you want to eat? ”
"The doctor said I can't eat spicy food, you can do it." Li Junhao glanced at the hanging bottle with half a bottle left and said.
"That's good. But I'll let me tell you upfront that I'm going to have to pay for the run. Su Yue said a little slyly. And in her heart, she was snorting coldly at Li Junhao: Hmph, charge a lot of money in front of me, who will you kill if you don't kill me?
Li Junhao was obviously a little surprised by Su Yue's words, he didn't expect this beautiful woman in front of him to be so greedy for money, and she came so directly. But the last thing he lacked was money, so he pursed his lips disdainfully and said, "You can take the rest." ”
Su Yue smiled and gently pinched the red bull into his pocket, and blew a brisk whistle without looking back out of the ward, leaving Li Junhao alone looking at the empty ward in a daze.
Half an hour later, Su Yue came back, carrying two cylindrical lunch boxes with a surname in his hand.
"Li Da ** silk man, look at what delicious food I brought you, the preserved egg and lean porridge at the door! Huh, how's that? Su Yue shouted as if invited, and then put the two lunch boxes on the table next to Li Junhao's bed.
Li Junhao's drip had been hung up a few minutes ago, and the nurse had pulled out the needle, so when he saw Su Yue put down the lunch box, he immediately looked at it. After looking at it, he found that it was really just two bowls of porridge as Su Yue said, so he looked at Su Yue with some incredulity and said, "Damn, give you a hundred yuan, you won't just buy two bowls of porridge, right?" ”
"Of course not, I bought three bowls, but that bowl was already in my stomach." Su Yue said with a smile.
"Hey, I said Su Yue, Su is a big wealth fan! You have a little empathy, okay? I've been hanging on salt water for a day, and now I'm filled with water, and you didn't buy me something dry to eat, but you actually bought me two bowls of porridge? Are you mistaken? "Li Da ** Si Nan was very angry, but the consequences were not serious at all.
"I don't care, you let me do it yourself." Su Yue didn't care about Li Junhao's anger at all, "I have already delivered the rice, do you like to eat it or not." After speaking, she didn't even look at Li Junhao, and went back to her hospital bed to play with her mobile phone.
Li Junhao sat on the bed with round eyes, and killed Su Yue tens of thousands of times with murderous eyes, but seeing that Su Yue was not moving, he had no choice but to pick up the lunch box and eat it with gritted teeth one by one, as if he was eating not porridge but Su Yue. As he ate, the hunger in his stomach gradually subsided, and he suddenly felt that this ordinary porridge with preserved eggs and lean meat was quite delicious, and the anger in his heart gradually disappeared. Li Junhao quickly ate it in a big gulp, then picked up another bowl and said to Su Yue: "Don't say it, Su Dacai fan, although the lean porridge you bought is only five yuan a bowl, it is quite delicious." ”
Su Yue had actually been secretly paying attention to Li Junhao, and when he heard him say this, he immediately knew that he was mocking himself for being greedy for money and picking cheap meals to buy. Su Yue really didn't care, she took out the remaining eighty-five yuan, put it on her hand and patted it, looked at Li Junhao and smiled: "Hey, Li Da ** silk man, do you know what is born to be slaughtered?" ”
"What?" Li Junhao was stunned for a moment by Su Yue's question, but quickly reacted, "You! He almost squirted out the rice in his mouth in anger, but he didn't say a word to refute it.
"What am I? I'm a butcher, and I specialize in killing pigs. Well, today's vote is good! Su Yue directly ignored Li Da** silk man, and became more and more fierce without any scruples.
Li Junhao was completely defeated by Su Yue's mouth this time, and he couldn't say Su Yue, so he had to vent all his anger on the porridge that Su Yue brought back.
Listening to Li Junhao's obviously angry snorting porridge, Su Yue's heart turned overjoyed. Xindao: Just you, a **silk man, still want to fight with me, lie down.
Li Junhao has been angry with Su Yue after eating, and it is inconvenient for him to walk when he goes to the toilet, so Su Yue will not let him help him. Su Yue followed Li Junhao behind, feeling that his walking posture was really weird, as if he was holding something very heavy at the moment, and he was afraid of falling to the ground.
Su Yue couldn't help frowning suspiciously, she also knew that Li Junhao's disease was called orchitis, and most of the people who were over-the-top liked to suffer from this disease. She can understand how painful the egg is, but why is she walking in that position? Could it be that the eggs are swollen?
For a while, Su Yue's mind was full of question marks.
Another hour passed, and it was eight o'clock, and none of the people or calls Su Yue was waiting for came, so she could only look at her phone in a very boring way, or observe the big ** silk man. Li Da** Si Nan may have slept too long during the day, and the eggs don't hurt anymore, so he is also playing with his mobile phone in high spirits now.
After a while, Su Yue noticed some of Li Junhao's somewhat strange movements.
Li Junhao is now sitting cross-legged on the hospital bed, with a thin white sheet covering his lower body, holding a large-screen mobile phone in his right hand and staring at it in front of him, while his left hand is stretched out under the sheet. Su Yue found that it was his left hand that was a little strange, moving slightly, as if he was scratching an itch, as if he was doing something else. At first, Su Yue didn't know what Li Junhao was doing, but after a while, when a tent was slowly lifted on his sheet, Su Yue suddenly understood!
Go! This ** silk man is actually jerking off again! Don't you want to die?
Su Yue was shocked and worried about Li Junhao at the same time.
"Hey! What are you doing?! Su Yue blushed and shouted.
Li Junhao was so frightened by Su Yue's sudden drinking that he trembled, probably probably the first time he was drunk by someone, so he was a little embarrassed for a while, and his face was quickly congested.
Su Yue frowned and looked at Li Junhao, and asked, "You have become like this, don't you still know how to repent?" If you keep masturbating, you're not afraid of killing yourself? ”
After being scolded by Su Yue for a few words, Li Junhao may have reacted, and glared at Su Yue with his neck and said, "You have to take care of my affairs!" I don't like to look at it, I can't close my eyes! ”
Su Yue was suddenly annoyed by Li Junhao's sudden arrogance, and was about to continue to teach this ** silk man who didn't know whether to live or die, when a prompt sound of the system suddenly sounded in his mind.
"Sudden surname mission: save the ** silk man. Task requirements: The host helps ** silk man to masturbate, so that ** silk man can see through the real surname of masturbation, quit the addiction of masturbation, and take the initiative to stay in the host, and change his mind and be a new person. The task time limit is one hour, and the punishment for failure of the task: by several **silk men**, and the video is filmed and uploaded to the Internet. ”
Knowing the details of the entire mission, Su Yue couldn't help but gasp. Go! There is such a perverted task? Help the silk man masturbate? Su Yue felt that his heart was sinking all the time, and he was so heavy that he couldn't see it. Don't say that she can help others masturbate, even if she lets Su Yue masturbate herself, she can't stand it, let alone help others?
Su Yue wanted not to accept this task, but the task punishment was the same pervert, it was **, made into a video, and uploaded to the Internet! This Su Yue absolutely can't stand it. Su Yue glanced at the tent on Li Junhao's sheet, and lamented in his heart: Go! Do you really want to help this ** silk man masturbate?
After weighing it for a while, Su Yue finally gave in in to the terrifying punishment of the system. After all, it's just disgusting to help the ** silk man masturbate, but if he is really punished by the system, it will really be like falling into infernal hell.
But how can this be easily spoken?
Su Yue was embarrassed again for a while.
Li Junhao was shouted out, and he was embarrassed at first, but when he thought that he didn't have any sense of shame, he let it go, and only then did he dare to talk back to Su Yue. Now seeing Su Yue looking at himself with a strange look, he is even more angry in his heart, and he has no face in front of this beauty anyway, so he will let it all out!
I'm a **silk man, I jerk off my own tube, what do you think of your mother.
Su Yue saw Li Junhao picking up the pipe again, and said in his heart: I can't let him masturbate, otherwise he will masturbate himself, what am I masturbating?
So, Su Yue got out of bed and walked to Li Junhao's bedside, glared at the shameless ** silk man, and pulled his left hand out of the sheet.
"Damn! Are you sick? Do you care about this kind of nosy? Li Junhao shouted at the top of his voice.
Su Yue didn't care so much, took a deep breath, and said, "Seeing that you are so pitiful, I'll help you take care of it." ”
After speaking, Su Yue didn't care whether the stunned Li Junhao was willing or not, sat on his bed, and reached out to grab the tent that was raised on the sheet.
I didn't see it, but it's really not small. Go! Hold a ham.
Su Yue muttered a sentence in his heart, and grabbed his other hand as well, wrapped in a sheet and stroked it up and down.