Chapter 56: Female Hooligans Can't Find a Good Husband
When everything was ready, Su Ruoli and his party set off to buy clothes. Driving a car, blowing a cheerful whistle, it seems that he is in a very good mood.
"A whistling woman is a female hooligan, and in general, she is sending a provocative signal to the boys!" Qin Ye seriously suggested to Su Ruoli: "Female hooligans can't find a good husband, are you signaling to me!" ”
"Yes, Zhang Jingan doesn't whistle, so he didn't find such a thing as you. This matter, there is no essential connection, don't think about strange things, I won't shock you with the car!! ”
"I didn't!"
"Don't quibble, teach me again, believe it or not, the old lady shouted that she was raped by you!"
Seeing the people coming and going on the street, Qin Ye covered his forehead: "Sister, you are busy!" ”
"Here we are." Su Ruoli threw the BMW into the parking space with a gorgeous flick: "How about Armani, or Versace, Louis Vuitton, Chanel, Gucci, Dior, Prada......"
"Stop, who's going on a blind date?"
Su Ruoli glanced at Qin Ye with disdain: "Is the old lady going on a blind date today?" It's to show off, you have to pretend to be my boyfriend, and you have to crush that kid to death just because of the aura, and see if he will bother the old lady in the future! ”
"Do you two need help?" The shopping guide lady greeted Qin Ye as soon as she entered the door.
Su Ruoli immediately stretched out her hand and handed a card to the shopping guide: "Take it, help this Xiansen choose a suit." ”
Qin Ye's eyes were quick, and he snatched Su Ruoli's gold card: "I'm not a little white face, what's the matter, am I like a man who eats soft rice?" Can't I afford a dress...... I'm ...... anyway."
Su Ruoli pretended to be very aggrieved, and pretended to be pitiful: "Big official, you have wronged the slave family......
Turning his head, he looked at the shopping guide with a smile and internal injuries, smiled, and said, "I just want to pick a suit that fits, it doesn't matter if the brand is made!" ”
The shopping guide was stunned on the spot: "I'm sorry, please place an order, we are here to take orders, the clothes are all displayed and not take-out, we pursue perfection, tailor-made is our purpose, may I place an order now?" ”
"Uh......" Qin Ye was stunned at this time!
Su Ruoli took a step forward, handed over a list from her bag, and glanced at Qin Ye with a smile: "This is the order I placed with you the day before yesterday, it's done!" ”
Qin Ye glanced at Su Ruoli strangely: "You? Isn't it that you've been eyeing me for a long time, and then you're going to find a place where no one is around, and force xxoo. ”
Su Ruoli couldn't help but kick it over, eager to kick this shameless thing to death on the spot.
I have to say that people rely on clothes and Buddha rely on gold, and people rely on external decoration to beautify, and the feeling is different!
After Qin Ye put on this set of clothes that Su Ruoli had tailored for him, Su Ruoli couldn't help but start blushing and heartbeat, and the deer crashed!
I thought to myself, why is this guy so charming, his temperament is like a black hole in the universe, which will suck people in.
Qin Ye was also curious, how did Su Ruoli know her size and use it to see? That's amazing, isn't it?
The shopping guide also nodded violently: "This dress is simply made for this gentleman, it looks so perfect!" ”
And then Su Ruoli made another amazing move, and immediately dragged Qin Ye, who was still blooming, into the dressing room, and then closed the door.
"Little friend......, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, let my sister check your body." Zhang Jingan pressed Qin Ye's head: "Don't struggle, it'll be fine for a while!" ”
Qin Ye swallowed his saliva: "What do you want to play again." ”
Su Ruoli rolled her eyes at Qin Ye: "Play **." ”
After a long period of commotion, Su Ruoli, who looked satisfied, and Qin Ye, who was helpless, walked out, and the shopping guide outside had already opened her mouth wide.
Today's young people are too open, and the shopping guide can't help but look at them with a little ambiguity.
Actually, the conscience of heaven and earth, just now Su Ruoli didn't know where to take out a pair of scissors, so she had to get a hairstyle for Qin Ye, Nima, did Qin Ye dare to let her touch it, this must not destroy the three views, and Su Rangli claimed to have learned from Sassoon...... In the end, Qin Ye succumbed to Su Ruoli's silver might, but fortunately, it wasn't very bad.
Sassoon had already died of illness, and Qin Ye was skeptical of Su Ruoli's words!
After swiping the card, when going out, the shopping guide girl kept sending Qin Ye to the car, and watched the tail light of the BMW disappear at the corner of the street, her expression suddenly became weird, and she glanced at her mouth: "Why didn't I go in just now... It's so sad. ”
Soon, under Su Ruoli's amazing driving skills, he arrived at the coffee shop.
Qin Ye squinted his eyes and pointed to the sports car outside: "The Eight Achievements are this." Put it in such a conspicuous position, it should be a good person who can open it, why are you not satisfied? ”
Su Ruoli disdainfully rolled open the window and spat on the windshield of the sports car: "Turtle, men who drive this kind of sports car call real wood have a little connotation, it really makes me desperate." “
Qin Ye suddenly understood, Su Ruoli's thinking seemed to be unable to understand according to normal people's thoughts.
Su Ruoli smiled, and patted Qin Ye's chest with a big grin: "Come on, come on, let's discuss, what role you will play later, the right lines!" ”
Qin Ye pondered for a while: "That's why don't you go over first, when you are almost drunk, when you are about to open the room, I will snatch you over, and then we will go back ......"
Su Ruoli kicked over directly: "Open your sister's room, bad idea, is the old lady this kind of person, can anyone open it if they want to......"
"Big official" Su Ruoli threw her eyes away, and Xiaojiao said: "You just go in with me, and then beat that villain directly, and then throw it out, it's a hundred."
As for Su Ruoli's suggestion, of course Qin Ye ignored it. Is there still a royal law? Is there still a law? There's nothing wrong with blind dates!! If it's a decent gentleman!
"Well, let's guess a riddle, and if you're right, I won't cause you any trouble! If you guessed wrong! I'll have to teach this pervert a hard lesson in it later, okay!"
Qin Ye is very confident in this, guessing riddles, this is his strength, and he agreed without hesitation!
Su Ruoli snapped her fingers: "For example, Zhang Jing'an wanted it very much, wanted it so much, was so excited, and thought so badly, but the hole slowly began to flow water." ”
"Alas, I'll go, it's not so cloudy, I really won't answer! And also use his wife's name!! "Qin Ye didn't expect Su Ruoli to be so unrestrained!
"How? I can't guess it! Hey, hey, hey! ”
"That's... Isn't that going to be very open? "Qin Ye wants to confirm it again!
"That's right! And all the time they were wide open. And the water flows more, Zhang Jing'an."
Qin Ye frowned, and then the corners of his mouth curved into a good-looking arc: "The answer is salivating!" ”
"Wow, I didn't expect it, it's perverted, it's not the same thing, Sayoko, it's ...... to get started."
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