After ordering food at the rice noodle shop, before Chen Li could speak, the alarm clock turned out to be like a mind reader, and asked smartly, "Do you want to talk about me?" ”

"It's good that you know. Before this moment, I didn't say it, because I didn't think it was useful. Now that you've just finished doing something, you can think about why Big Bear lost his temper when he was in the hotel. ”

The rice noodles were delivered at this time, and Chen Li put chili, soy sauce, and vinegar as usual.

Bian Zi continued, "The brothers who work together in the community are not afraid of them speaking out. Everyone knows today's situation first-hand, and not the mentally handicapped know what they can say and what they can't say. You haven't thought about watching so many TV movies? These things are not reliable people and cannot be said. If Xiaomei is your serious girlfriend, I won't say anything, but is she? Are they? ”

The alarm clock lowered his head, ate two bites of rice noodles, and said without much energy, "Where do I have a serious girlfriend?" Which woman would really like my hanging style? Zhao Qi - I didn't think she really liked me. I figured out what happened at the school gate that day, and she was playing tricks on me! If she liked me, would she have watched people beat me up at the time? Xiaomei, I deliberately spent money to soak her, and I also deliberately called them to the hotel, just to let others spread the word that my alarm clock was split, and Zhao Qi's boyfriend was split! Disgrace her! ”

Chen Li listened.

Many times he didn't pay attention to the mind of the alarm clock, because he couldn't use his mind-reading ability at all times, and his energy couldn't support it.

What's more, he didn't expect that the alarm clock turned out to be not easy to understand.

After the incident at the school gate that day, the alarm clock didn't mention Zhao Qi, it turned out that he thought so much when he was alone.

"That's it?"

Chen Li used his mind-reading ability at this moment, and he knew the true idea of the alarm clock.

This sentence made the alarm clock embarrassed Nuo Nuo say "Grass! I didn't expect them to be so difficult, and they ended up trapping me...... I was too impulsive at the time, you know that I'm a person, and when I get rich, I have to be scared. Hey...... I didn't stop the car for a while. Now I know! It's wrong to take them to the hotel, I didn't know about the club at the time, but now I understand, and I promise not to do it in the future. ”

With these words, it is enough.

After experiencing it first-hand, those in the community will grow in a short period of time. Alarm clocks are no exception.

"I've been talking to Zhao Qi for so long, are you willing?"

Chen Li wanted to know what the alarm clock thought.

"Brothers are like siblings, and women are like garments. If Zhao Qi is purely playing with me, then she will pretend not to know if she knows that I am splitting her legs, in order to use me as a bargaining chip to play with you. You're right? Otherwise, with her face-saving temper, she would definitely break up, and she would find someone to beat me. ”

Brothers are like siblings, and women are like garments. Chen Li has heard a lot of this sentence that has been passed down through the ages.

This moment came out of the mouth of the alarm clock, and it was revealed from the message in his heart.

couldn't help but make Chen Li have a very peculiar feeling in his heart.

-- Moved and admired.

The alarm clock can be picked up and put down, he may have many shortcomings, but he is not stupid!

"Then don't talk about this, hurry up and eat, there will be a big battle in a while."

The alarm clock gulped open, regardless of the appearance of the food.

After eating rice noodles, after Chen Li paid the bill, the alarm clock suddenly said, "Lend me some money, I have eight yuan left in my body......"

"I knew you were going to borrow it. Don't let me see you smoking Chinese ...... until you pay it back."

The alarm clock drew three hundred-yuan bills from Chen Li's hand.

"Press the pocket." In the end, he pondered and asked Chen Li, "How much protection money can I receive next month?" ”

Chen Li sighed, he really didn't want to continue to watch the alarm clock being fooled by Xiaomei, and the club had earned money with great difficulty.

"I'll teach you a trick, and I'll get Xiaomei in the bag."

The alarm clock's eyes lit up immediately, and he almost knelt down and shouted 'Savior'.

"Brother! Say it quickly! I'll give you a Rolex ...... when it's done."

Chen Lina glared at him. The alarm clock laughed awkwardly.

"No, no, not Rolex. Please eat rice noodles, don't be broad, don't pretend to be rich, I know, I remember. ”

"After you turn around, you go directly to her house downstairs and call him to come out to accompany you, and you say that you are in a bad mood. If she refuses, you say, 'Are you my girlfriend?' Don't care what she says, if she doesn't come down, you say, 'Since you don't care about me at all, then you don't know me.' Then hang up the phone! …… Don't stare, she's definitely coming down. Then you can take her wherever you want. ”

The alarm clock stared at Chen Li in disbelief, and after a while, he couldn't help but doubt and said, "You didn't deliberately get her away, right?" ”

Chen Li shook his head more than once, with a look of unteachable children.

"Are you a pig? Now in her heart, you are a cash cow, a good pen, she is willing to let go? Where can she find a second one for a big man like you? You just have to pretend to be in a bad mood and be tough, she will be absolutely soft! ”

The alarm clock felt a little reasonable, but it still felt risky and unreliable.

"Really not going to mess up?"

"You're such a Kaizi! Are you still afraid that she will run away? She's even more afraid that you're such a stupid Kaizi will run, silly brother! ”

Chen Li's hatred of iron and steel did not convince the alarm clock.

Instead, he muttered.

"You haven't been to a woman yourself, and you say it so surely, how can you believe it...... Crooked haven't been done, who knows if you're bragging? ”

"Crooked, I'm putting a long line to catch a big fish, can she do it with money? Is it? Well? ”

"Pretending, bragging...... It's true if you can't figure it out. ”

The alarm clock hits mercilessly.

"I have nothing to say to you, believe it or not."

When they walked out of the rice noodle shop, they saw a lot of people eating at the barbecue stall.

"It looks like you're eating a bully meal over there." The alarm clock is pointing at one end.

In front of several barbecue stalls to the left of the rice noodle shop, several vendors are being pointed at and scolded by a dozen brothers from the community.

Chen Lihe asked after the alarm clock passed.

The people from the more than a dozen clubs said confidently, "Brother Dao, these bastards even dare to ask us for money!" ”

Chen Li sighed secretly.

I blamed myself for being too negligent just now and forgetting to tell him. Of course, the people of the community have to pay for food, otherwise these vendors will not be able to do business? Where do you get the money to pay protection money if you don't do business? Isn't that forcing these vendors to make a living elsewhere, isn't it catching up with the business of the association?

However, at this moment, it is not appropriate for Chen Li to stand in the position of a street vendor and reprimand the brothers of the association.

He said to the owners of the barbecue stalls, "This month, your protection fee was paid to Li Dongchen, and our club didn't receive a dime." However, if you are in trouble doing business this month, our club will still cover you. This month, the brothers in our community can eat at any of your homes without paying. ”

When the vendors heard this, their hearts itched with hatred, and they felt that the business could not continue.

Chen Li changed his serious tone and said, "But starting next month, after collecting your protection money, there will be no people in our community who eat and drink for nothing, and if you can't do business and run elsewhere, you will make the community suffer losses." Collecting protection money is to protect you from being disturbed and to do business steadily, and of course no one in our community will let you not be able to do business. ”

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