Chapter 22: Delicate and capricious
Early the next morning, after Zero came to the dining table, Song Xiaobei looked at him with very resentful eyes, his face was very ugly, and he held a chopstick in each hand, poking around on the plate like this, making that kind of "snort" sound.
Zero touched his nose, chuckled, and said, "Today's weather seems to be good, according to scientific studies, people who wake up early in the morning, if they are in a bad mood, their skin will age two to three times faster than usual, and it is easy to cause acne symptoms." ”
"Hmph, your bluffing methods won't work with me." Song Xiaobei snorted coldly, if the situation allowed, she really wanted to poke Zero with chopsticks, so that all the anger in her heart could be vented.
Zero didn't speak, but put his eyes on the dining table, a bowl of millet porridge, a few boiled eggs and a glass of milk, although it looks a little bland, but the nutritional value is very high, and eating these things in the morning is easy to digest, and it is also good for the body.
Looking at Zero's calm appearance, Song Xiaobei's anger in her heart was even greater, last night she wanted to rectify Zero under the pretense of apologizing, so she put laxatives in a glass of wine, the purpose was to make Zero unable to sleep all night, and she also had to stay in the toilet for one night.
As she imagined, the plan went very smoothly, and Zero drank the glass of wine completely, but the ending was not the same as she had imagined, and she found that her stomach was getting more and more painful, and her face gradually turned pale.
In this way, she began to tragedy, I don't know how many times I went to the toilet in one night, the whole person seemed to collapse, her whole body was weak, her legs were weak, and what she saw in her eyes began to blur, and the feeling was very uncomfortable, and it was still a night.
Therefore, today Song Xiaobei is full of resentment towards Zero, I don't know how many times the two have met, but the result is the same, it ended in her failure, which makes her, who has always been proud, feel very ashamed and want to get back face.
"This boiled egg should be good, it's very comfortable just to look at." Zero chuckled and wanted to bring a boiled egg from the plate, but at this moment, Song Xiaobei pulled the entire plate in front of her.
"Hmph, this is the egg that Aunt Wang boiled for me, you can't eat it without my permission." Song Xiaobei pouted and hummed.
"There are a total of six boiled eggs on this plate, how much can you eat alone, don't be kidding." Zero reached out again.
Song Xiaobei frowned when he saw Zero reaching over, and then knocked it with chopsticks, and said with a displeased face: "Eat it or not, it's my business, even if I can't eat it, I'd rather throw them away than give them to you." ”
Zero shrugged his shoulders and said with an indifferent face: "It's up to you, it doesn't matter if you eat eggs or not, I just need milk and millet porridge, you can eat it alone, and you deserve to choke at that time." ”
"You ......" Song Xiaobei was so angry that her cheeks bulged, it was the first time she felt that someone was so hateful, and she was against her everywhere, and the result of every confrontation was that she lost, which made her very unhappy, and she wanted to get back on the field, but Zero was the kind of person who couldn't attack verbally.
"Aunt Wang's cooking skills are really good, I didn't expect a bowl of millet porridge to be so delicious." There were no eggs, Zero still ate very well, and there was an expression of enjoyment on his face, which made Song Xiaobei on the side angry.
"By the way, what the hell happened to you last night, you suddenly ran away before you finished drinking?" Zero asked knowingly, and there was a hint of doubt on his face, which was very well done, as if he didn't know anything.
"Pretend, just pretend, you bastard, you dare to do this to me, sooner or later I will make you regret it." Song Xiaobei secretly hated in his heart, but his expression was very disdainful and said: "I can leave whenever I want, do you still need your approval?" ”
"This is not necessary, after all, you are the eldest lady, I am just your bodyguard, but there is one thing that I am very confused about, and I hope to get your answer, that is, someone went to the toilet one after another last night, and his face looked very bad." Zero said deliberately, the corners of his mouth slightly curled.
In fact, he didn't know that the glass of wine Song Xiaobei gave him last night had laxatives, because Song Xiaobei had always had a grudge against him and went against him from time to time, so he suddenly apologized last night, which made him feel that there must be something wrong with it.
At this time, Song Xiaobei handed him a glass of wine and connected a series of things, he suspected that there was probably something wrong with this glass of wine, so when Song Xiaobei turned around, he immediately exchanged the wine, and in this way, it was Song Xiaobei who suffered in the end.
"I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you, Miss Ben is in a very unhappy mood today, so I order you to accompany me to go shopping today, and you must not have any complaints during the shopping period, not only to protect me, but also to take the things I bought." Song Xiaobei said with a frost on his face, his tone was very resolute, and he didn't give Zero any chance to refute at all.
"Oh." Zero responded softly, and then lowered his head and drank millet porridge, he has nothing to object to when shopping, it is nothing more than taking the bag, what he has is the strength and time, and he can accompany Song Xiaobei to 'play'.
The trade city is located in the prosperous area of Nanyang City, this prosperous area is the commercial street of Nanyang City, many merchants occupy a favorable position to sell goods, and there are snack streets inside, all kinds of snacks are available, very lively.
There are many people who come to the trade city every day to go shopping, most of them are girls, and some boys don't want to accompany girls to go shopping, because it is very simple, those girls like to look east and west, and in the end it is very likely that they will not buy anything at all, and completely waste time on it.
For Song Xiaobei, who likes shopping very much, this is also a little punishment for zero, free coolies, no need to use it in vain, but it is a pity to ignore one point, that is, zero's endurance is very powerful, and he once stayed in the mire for three days and three nights without moving.
Ten o'clock in the morning is the beginning of the bustle of the trade city, there are more and more people on the street, many girls take advantage of the sun is not big, one by one wearing miniskirts, super shorts walked out, a pair of slender, tender white legs are all exposed, this is also the welfare of those male surnames.
At this time, Zero was following behind Song Xiaobei, admiring the beauties on the street with interest, nodding his head from time to time to comment. At first, Song Xiaobei didn't think there was anything, but as time went by, she found that Zero was completely focused on other women.
"I'm peeking at a woman again, I'm really a pervert." Song Xiaobei said indignantly in his heart, his face was full of displeasure, this is the common surname of many women, sometimes they are very contradictory, and they want men to look at themselves, and they hate the kind of eyes that men look at themselves.
"Hey, I'm thirsty, you go buy water." Song Xiaobei found a place to sit down, and then ordered Zero to buy water in an unhappy tone.
"There's water over there to buy, you can buy it yourself, it's not far anyway." Zero replied casually, his eyes still looking at the beauties on the street.
"Hmph, stinky bastard, if I let you buy it, you will buy it, are you my bodyguard after all, and you don't listen to me." Song Xiaobei's apricot eyes glared at Zero angrily, her hands were crossed on her waist, she was originally in a bad mood, and Zero was still so perfunctory to her, which made her feel even more angry.
"Okay, okay, I'll buy it, I'll buy it." Zero shook his head helplessly and said, in the face of this kind of delicate eldest lady, he was also very depressed.
Now he regrets that he promised to protect Song Xiaobei for a year, and he just gave the money and it was over, but the matter has become a reality and can only continue.
In the next hour, Song Xiaobei ordered Zero to do all kinds of things for various reasons, if it was another man, he would have turned his face and stopped doing it in the morning, but fortunately, Zero's endurance was good enough and he didn't do it.
"Hey, I'm a little hungry, you go buy something to eat, remember, I'm going to eat something spicy." Song Xiaobei once again commanded, and the original surname of the witch of the whole person was brought into full play during this period.
Zero didn't say anything, and then walked into the snack street, but if Zero didn't have fire in his heart, it was obviously impossible, so he found a place to sit down, and then asked the boss to serve something delicious.
"Damn, you treat me like a free coolie and let me do that, do you really think I'm so good?" Zero snorted.
Soon the boss brought the food up, and as soon as he smelled the aroma, he ate it with relish, and said while eating: "When I finish eating, I will talk about it when I am full, and you can wait there." ”
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Time passed little by little, Song Xiaobei waited in place for more than ten minutes, and still didn't see Zero come back with food, which made her very dissatisfied, so she took out her mobile phone and called it, and scolded directly as soon as she connected it, "Dead bastard, where did you go, you haven't come back for so long, do you want to starve me to death?" ”
"Well, I'm really sorry about this, because some accidents happened, so it took a little longer, but you don't have to worry, I'll be back soon, and I'll bring you a lot of delicious food." Zero replied that he was very busy at this time, and there were still a few fish balls in his hand that he hadn't eaten.
"I don't care, I'll give you a minute anyway, if you don't show up again, then don't blame me for being rude." Song Xiaobei said fiercely, a hint of anger flashed in his eyes.
As soon as Zero wanted to respond, he heard a beep on his phone, which was obviously Song Xiaobei hanging up his phone.
"As a girl, she is so angry and has a bad temper, so she can't marry for the rest of her life, but I don't think any man wants to go to such a delicate woman." Zero muttered in a low voice, then ate the remaining few fish balls in one bite and returned with the packaged food.
A minute later, Zero appeared in front of Song Xiaobei with packaged food, "I don't know what you like to eat, so I just bought it, if it's not your appetite, there are garbage bins there." ”
ps: I hope that every reader will collect this book when they read it, so that I am more motivated to write it, thank you.