3rd Round:
The bell rang for the end of class, and the English teacher walked into the office with two books in his hand, looking unhappy.
threw the two waste books on the table, and said angrily: "It's too much! ”
A teacher next to him immediately chimed in: "What's the matter? Teacher Liu? ”
"What? It's not Liu Chen's rat! Teacher Liu sat down on the stool and pounded his knees.
Another teacher's surname is Peng, Liu Chen's math teacher, with long hair, a ponytail, and a smile on the face of a thirty-year-old: "He! I'm used to it, I'm too lazy to care, just tell Lao Wang! ”
"Yes! Only Lao Wang cleaned him up! ”
"Hehe, he is one of the four heavenly kings sealed by the students, should he be a fake?" Teacher Peng smiled happily.
Anyway, why do they call Lao Wang instead of Teacher Wang, it is completely Teacher Wang's extremely surname, specializing in rectifying poor students, and the whole school dares to call Liu Chen alone.
Because of the glorious rectification deeds, the students who were good deeds were summarized as one of the four heavenly kings of the five middle schools! In addition to her, there are naturally three other teachers, but they don't teach Liu Chen.
The teachers came back slowly after class, and you joked with me, hating Liu Chen in Teacher Liu's mouth. Some people praised and some agreed, and some teachers were silent.
Just as the teachers were talking cheerfully, a voice suddenly came: "Which one is talking about me behind my back!" ”
This is said in a very neutral manner, and people who don't know it think it's a man.
But the person who said this, with short hair, frowning, and hands in the office. He threw the book on the table and shouted, "Who is behind your back that you say me?" ”
The teachers were not frightened but rejoiced: "Lao Wang, people praise you!" That Liu Adou in your family, hehe, made our Teacher Liu angry again! ”
Liu Chen was too naughty, and he stumbled around the office twice in three days, so that the teachers who knew him had already given him the same name after his ancestor Adou.
When Mr. Wang heard this, his brows furrowed, his anger flashed, and he rushed out directly.
Class 192 is very lively during recess, with students talking, laughing, wandering, and studying hard.
Suddenly, there was a loud shout: "Liu Chen, get out!" ”
This voice came from afar, and 192, who was still peaceful, immediately dispersed and shouted: "The old king is here!" Lao Wang is here! ”
All of them returned to their positions, sat seriously, each had a textbook in their hands, and they really looked serious, worthy of being a top class!
The door of the classroom was dark, and Teacher Wang, who was wearing a cloak, searched with fierce eyes, but Liu Chen was missing, and asked, "Where is Liu Chen?" ”
Then she glared at the class, and the others did not answer, she set her eyes on a boy, and the boy immediately said, "After class, I haven't come back yet!" ”
"Yi Hui, I'll look for you after school!"
Yi Hui is the squad leader of 192, honest and serious in learning.
After Lao Wang finished speaking, he turned his eyes to Liu Yang again, and without Lao Wang asking, Liu Yang said hesitantly: "I don't know, don't look at me!" ”
Lao Wang's eyes widened, he walked in front of Liu Yang in two steps, stretched out his thick arm, pulled Liu Yang's collar, and said angrily: "Liu Yang, do you want me to educate you again!" ”
Liu Yang hurriedly shook his head, and Lao Wang nodded and shouted, "Don't say that yet!" ”
Liu Yang was so drunk that he buzzed and blurted out: "180 in high school!" ”
Lao Wang pushed Liu Yang away and walked out of the classroom quickly, but instead of returning to the office, he walked downstairs!
Liu Chen's goods, Lao Wang knows very well that if he asks others to invite this god, it will be a bamboo basket to draw water, which is not counted, and he has to add the folded wife and the soldiers.
Why? Because every time a male classmate goes, he can't come back, which can only be blamed on Liu Chen for being too charming, and it's too late to come back! By then, the sun was setting!
Lao Wang's footsteps were vigorous, as if he was about to break on the fourth floor.
But the first floor was very peaceful, at this time Liu Chen was leaning against the wall in a chic manner, touching his black hair from time to time, looking at the boy in front of him and saying, "Brother, the new here, right?" ”
"Well, you're?" The boy was wearing glasses, standing at the back door of Class 180, looking at Liu Chen with a wary face.
Liu Chen patted the boy on the shoulder and said softly: "Brother, don't be afraid!" I won't beat you, come, I'll discuss something for you! ”
The boy got closer, leaned closer to his ear, and listened to Liu Chen: "When you were in class, what was the name of the girl who answered the English teacher fluently?" ”
The boy looked at Liu Chen vigilantly, shook his head, and said, "I don't know!" ”
Liu Chen grabbed the boy's collar violently and shouted, "Boy, who in the entire fifth middle school doesn't know Lao Tzu?" Give me a good word, say! Or I'll kill you! ”
The boy was a little scared, and said, "Zhou Wenjun! ”
Liu Chen achieved his goal and smiled: "That's right!" Why do you still want to rob women with me? Don't say it at first? Go, call her out, and just say your boss, me! Call her! ”
The boy was a little hesitant, Liu Chen waved his fist again, and threatened: "Yahai? Do you hear that? Looking for a fight? ”
The boy ran in grayly, Liu Chen stretched his head, and saw that he really ran to Zhou Wenjun's side and said something, Zhou Wenjun turned his head and got up.
Liu Chen's heart was pounding, and he quickly ran to the bottom of the stairs, which was a place that could block most people's eyes!
Liu Chen always heard others praise his back, so he leaned his back against the staircase, looked at the garden behind the teaching building, and pretended to be chic.
Zhou Wenjun walked under the stairs and said far away: "Hey, what are you doing?" ”
The voice was extremely **, this was Liu Chen's feeling, he shouted not to turn around, not to turn around, but he couldn't help but turn his head and said: "Come here!" ”
Liu Chen wanted to try that she was obedient, she didn't move her body, and waved her hand in a chic manner.
Zhou Wenjun looked at him suspiciously, and walked lightly in front of Liu Chen, she felt that the handsome guy in front of her was very interesting, and she didn't know what tricks to play!
Liu Chen saw that she was quite obedient, and his eyes wanted to stare at Zhou Wenjun's chest, but he still warned himself, looked at the garden behind her, and said, "Hello!" ”
Ah dragged on a little longer, hiding his excitement, and he didn't dare to look at Zhou Wenjun's face, his eyes wandered.
Zhou Wenjun smiled coldly, in her heart she felt that this handsome guy was playful, a little stupid!
Liu Chen thought she was laughing at her timidity, so he stared at her face, and wanted to ask what to laugh at, but he was suddenly stunned by the beauty, and said, "What are you laughing at?"
As soon as these words came out, they aroused Zhou Wenjun's interest again, and gave a really stupid comment!
Liu Chen knew that he was out of shape, so he was busy stabilizing his position, and pretended to be free and easy: "The chick is smiling very happily?" Brother has flowers on his face? ”
Zhou Wenjun was stunned, in her heart, he should be a shy and honest goose, why is he so oily and smooth, his face is slightly red, and his eyes are flashing.
Liu Chen saw the faint red glow climbing, he liked it even more, and his speech became more uninhibited: "What? You know that my brother is amazing, right? My brother is suave, handsome and chic! The king of a thousand kings, the hungry ghost of the gods! ”
Liu Chen raised his hand to stroke his hair, and shook his head at the right time!
Zhou Wenjun looked at him suspiciously, like a stupid goose, like a bad guy and like a good person, and didn't know what to do, just as he was about to speak, he suddenly saw a fat figure coming in front of him!
This person stared, it was the old king who taught himself politics, and his face turned pale with fright, and immediately turned red! I didn't know what to do for a while, and I asked loudly in my heart if I would be misunderstood.
Liu Chen saw that her face was even redder and more beautiful, and she must have been conquered by her deep charm. When the palm was lowered, he scraped his eyes and said with a flash of inspiration: "Do you know this hand?" ”
As he spoke, he clenched his fists and moved: "Back then, I suffocated Zhuge Liang with one punch!" Megatron Three Kingdoms! ”
Zhou Wenjun really couldn't help but sneer, what would she do if this stupid goose knew that Lao Wang was standing behind her?
But when he saw Lao Wang's angry eyes, he immediately bit his thin lip again and stopped smiling.
Liu Chen was stunned again, only to feel that her frightened appearance was as cute as a three-year-old girl, and immediately waved his hand: "But this is an old thing, you don't have to be afraid, this fist is not so powerful now!" ”
Thinking about it, I feel that it is too weak, and I often ask beautiful women to rely on boys with a sense of security, and immediately raised his fist and said: "But the Thai boxing champion still easily kills the drop with one punch!" I can't help it, I want to be ordinary, but! ”
As he spoke, he raised his hand and touched his bangs, and with a just right flick, he suddenly felt that his elbow touched something.
Is there someone behind you who is eavesdropping? This can't insult my kung fu, this little sister must have seen it a long time ago, as if she didn't notice it, let her know how good I am.
put down his hand and praised him: "The chick looks really sunken and sinky, and the moon is shy of flowers!" ”
Saying that, he cleared his throat, and then said with a hint of majesty: "I didn't expect that there would be a young person who eavesdropped on Ben Shuai!" As he spoke, he turned around and shouted, "Not yet!" The word "roll" after "uh" swallowed deeply and replaced it with the word "uh" in amazement.
Straddle with your left foot and feel like you run first!
As soon as his ears hurt, Lao Wang's scolding came: "Little girl! Chick! Suffocate Zhuge Liang with one fist! Closing the moon and embarrassing flowers! Yes? ”
"Hey, hey, Lao, Wang, you light! Pain! Liu Chen held Lao Wang's hand holding his ear and begged for mercy.
Zhou Wenjun stuck out her tongue and staggered away!
Lao Wang didn't look at it, the strength in his hand was greater, and he shouted: "What are you talking about?" ”
"Ahh This is corporal punishment, this is corporal punishment! Liu Chen screamed.
Lao Wang immediately withdrew his right hand indifferently and said, "Who saw it?" Where? Immediately changed to shouting: "I'm telling you, your mother made me beat me to death!" I'm still tapping! ”
Liu Chen lost his temper, but he still defended: "What are you doing!" I'm talking to my classmates, why are you pinching me? ”
"Talk? Well, good! Talk, chick, go to the office and I'll talk to you! ”
Lao Wang's voice was full of voices, yin and yang.
Liu Chen's head immediately shook like a rattle, and said, "If you don't go, don't go, I haven't done anything!" ”
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