One

Zhang Koubao: "Report to the owner, someone burned straw, do you want to arrest him and ask for the crime?" ”

Jiang Nanchun made a beating expression: "Say it!" Bao, do you know about burning straw too? Just get your class right. ”

Zhang Koubao sent a smiling emoji.

Jiang Nanchun: "Did you fuck Gao Ying's cunt?" ”

Zhang Koubao: "You are a civilized person, a contemporary writer, and you also speak this language?" garbage, and not afraid of polluting the environment. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Hehe, Ah Bao is angry?" He made a smiling emoji, "Then you can give me Gao Gaoying, you don't want me." ”

Zhang Koubao sent six beautiful expressions in a row: "Give you a few, can you eat it?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "I just recognize Gao Yingzi, I don't want others." ”

Zhang Koubao: "It's better to change Niu Xiaowei." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "No, I want to kill two birds with one stone." A smile was struck.

Zhang Koubao: "I'm tired of boasting." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Don't boast if you're tired." ”

Zhang Koubao: "Then what should I do?" How about we have one, three, five, two, four, six? He snickered, "Hahahahahahahaha ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Without this diamond, how dare you take on that porcelain job, you can send Gao Yingzi here." ”

Zhang Koubao: "You can't keep your own acre and three points of land...... I have the heart to do it for you, but I'm afraid that you will be jealous. He snickered.

Jiang Nanchun: "Even you Gao Yingzi is two acres and six, you are busy, this will also reduce your burden, you just have to work in a big factory." ”

Zhang Koubao: "So what's the use of protecting the calf?" ”

Jiang Nanchun snickered.

Zhang Koubao: "If you don't marry Niu Xiaowei, don't others do that with her?" Can't keep it fresh for a long time? He snickered.

Jiang Nanchun: "Why should I protect Zhang Xiaobao given to you by Gao Yingzi?" He is not my species, unless Gao Yingzi gives me a rebirth, and he is called Jiang Xiaobao. He made a smiling expression, "Gao Yingzi planted me, don't abuse her, I will reward you if you treat her well." ”

Zhang Koubao: "Let's exchange and play, don't be jealous anymore, out of sight is pure, do you know?" "Fly an emoji." I'm not going to get your wife dirty. ”

Two

Zhang Koubao: "Your avatar should be replaced with a more classical one, isn't this too feminine?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "This is the cover of the work. ”

Zhang Koubao: "Oh. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Nothing? ”

Zhang Koubao: "That's okay too. "Later," Gao Yingzi had just undergone acupuncture surgery a few days ago. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Why? What's going on? Do you want me to take care of her? ”

Zhang Koubao: "I have been doing motors for a long time, and my spine is a little deformed, and I am suffering from occupational diseases." I can't afford it! A smile was struck.

Jiang Nanchun: "How much does the treatment cost?" ”

Zhang Koubao: "It's not much, it's four or five hundred in a row." Do you know what a real knife is? ”

Jiang Nanchun: "How is that called surgery?" Is it conservative treatment? ”

Zhang Koubao: "Minimally invasive." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "It costs two or three thousand to do surgery, right?" Where was it treated? ”

Zhang Koubao: "Any surgery now is at least a few thousand." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Then how do you say: 'It's not much, it's four or five hundred in a row.'" ’？ What does that mean? ”

Zhang Koubao: "Minimally invasive surgery saves money and spends less, and the patient suffers less!" That hospital is a government non-profit hospital, just in Dachang, you drink and eat, right? ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Laile"

Zhang Koubao: "I don't understand the bird language?" Oh. Did you chirp to wake me up? He snickered.

Jiang Nanchun made a beating expression: "Has Gao Yingzi's surgery been done?" Do you want me to see her? I missed her a little and asked her if she missed me? ”

Three

Jiang Nanchun: "Old bustard, hello! ”

Zhang Koubao sent a smiling expression: "Let you bargain for something to eat!" Then, "Ask you, what can be done about this itch or that itch on your body?" Do you really want to buy snakes to eat? That thing is disgusting! He made a vomit expression.

Jiang Nanchun made a beating expression: "It's okay to eat Gao Yingzi, stupid!" He snickered.

Zhang Koubao: "Stupid, stupid." A smile was struck.

Jiang Nanchun: "Use snake oil ointment, 10 yuan a box." ”

Zhang Koubao: "It turns out that you eat Niu Xiaowei when it's itchy?" He snickered.

Jiang Nanchun: "Just rub two boxes." ”

Zhang Koubao: "Home remedies?" He snickered.

Jiang Nanchun: "Stupid, I'll tell you." You are a dog biting Lu Dongbin. Is Gao Yingzi here? Tell her to talk to me. You tell her that I miss her. ”

Zhang Koubao: "I'll tell you, what's the use of you thinking about her and she doesn't want you?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Hmph, this is my secret with her." You don't have to ask. ”

Four

Zhang Koubao sent a hug emoji.

Jiang Nanchun: "Stupid." ”

Zhang Koubao: "Really? He snickered.

Zhang Koubao: "It's better to call it the countryside, the countryside." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "The chicken is crowing? My baby! Boa is good! ”

Zhang Koubao: "It's too unusual! Then, "I wanted you to come to my house for a drink tomorrow, but I didn't have your phone." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "What's the matter?" Thank you for thinking of me. It's better not to eat than to eat! Is Ko Youngko okay? Please tell her that I care about her. ”

Zhang Koubao: "Got it." ”

Five

Jiang Nanchun sent the work to him.

Zhang Koubao: "It's well written, you have your own shadow, right?" Ha ha. I know a little bit about it, and I'm quite envious. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Do you like to watch it?" Is it written like this? Does it feel real? ”

Zhang Koubao: "Well, what I wrote can represent a lot of psychological words with the little three. ”

Jiang Nanchun gave a thumbs up: "With your affirmation, it is the prelude to success." I hope this book will be recognized and accepted by the majority of people. ”

Zhang Koubao: "The key to the success of the novel is to resonate with everyone. ”

Jiang Nanchun made an OK expression: "That's right, I hope you will publicize it widely and advertise this book." ”

Zhang Koubao: "Isn't LH an allusion to Liuhe?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "You are engaged in advertising, you should understand this truth." ”

Zhang Koubao: "And there is no publicity fee?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Hehe, money fan, I have time to drink." ”

Zhang Koubao sent a smiling emoji.

Jiang Nanchun: "I can't find a more familiar city, but I am more familiar with Liuhe." So use LH instead! ”

Zhang Koubao: "I hope the cuckold won't know the password." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Hehe, who doesn't know? It's all made up, and there are some ingredients for you. ”

Zhang Koubao: "Can you fool others and fool me?" Niu Xuewei is okay now? ”

Jiang Nanchun: "I haven't contacted her for a long time, this." I don't know who said bad things about me, she was angry with me. ”

Zhang Koubao: "? You're running out of donkey skills now, and you have nothing to write about but yourself. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Where is me?" I don't need to play. ”

Zhang Koubao: "If you write again, you have to write about wearing open pants, right?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "I have obtained a lot of stories, so I can write yours." Say a price, how much? ”

Zhang Koubao: "I keep the storyline for myself to write in the future, and there are also cheating plots." "Later." Just drink a small meal, first reveal a little bit to you, just one sentence, do you want it? One sentence is also absolutely classic, which can develop your ideas. Sometimes a sentence, a line of thought, a random idea can produce an article, and you won't be unaware of it. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Okay, you can say it!" ”

Zhang Koubao: "On the surface, I pretended to be calm, but from her rental house and other hurried back to my own safety next door, I found that I came back in a panic wearing a slipper." A red slipper, the heart that has not yet calmed down is flustered again. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Hehe, it's exciting enough, go on." It's time to change a candy. A smile was struck.

Zhang Koubao: "Your candy is so valuable, you can't afford it." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Coax you, let you go on!" To give you a taste of sweetness, the big man is still to come! Mouse holds a broom. The big head is in the back. ”

Zhang Koubao: "Drink first, otherwise I won't be able to play with you." ”

Jiang Nanchun made a beating expression: "Such a calculating guy? ”

Zhang Koubao: "You are also suitable to be a capitalist, because you are good at exploiting everything." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "What fart hasn't been released yet." Just want to reap the benefits? Actually, drinking is a small thing, what's the big deal about that? It's just that you can't talk a lot, for fear that you won't be able to drink it? Poor roar! He made a pig-headed emoji.

Six

Zhang Koubao posted a half-naked photo of a beautiful woman.

Jiang Nanchun: "This is Gao Yingzi?" Why are breasts so small? When did you photograph her? A smile was struck.

Zhang Koubao: "Can Gao Yingzi show you?" Think beautifully! Can't I have a mistress like a bird? ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Hehe." He gave a thumbs up, "When will you let me do it?" He made a lustful expression, "Are you willing to give it up?" ”

Zhang Koubao: "You donkey with a hooded head and eat good grass, can't you show me your junior?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "It seems that you bite this piece of fat and don't want to lose it?" My junior is Gao Yingzi! I told you that you don't go home and hit her. ”

Zhang Koubao: "You are different from me, you are a righteous gentleman." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Haha, talk to you, can you still be right?" Those who are close to Zhu are red, and those who are close to ink are black. Can it get better? He made a meal emoji.

Zhang Koubao: "I'm screaming!" ”

Jiang Nanchun took a screenshot of the beautiful woman's breasts sent by Zhang Koubao: "This is too small, about the same size as Gao Yingzi." Can you find a woman with big breasts and make you stimulated! With the same tone, it's better to your wife. ”

Zhang Koubao: "Is Niu Xiaowei's bigger and plump?" He snickered.

Jiang Nanchun: "You have to know how to classify, stupid things!" ”

Zhang Koubao sent a smiling emoji.

Jiang Nanchun: "Looking for a lover should also be divided into one, two, and three categories, and they should be arranged in line." ”

Zhang Koubao: "Oh. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "How many are there now?" Is there a platoon? There are only about thirty in one platoon. Some people have a company, and many have a battalion! ”

Zhang Koubao: "You rest and write a few more articles than to recuperate your gods, and cheat some manuscript fees!" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "It's useless, I haven't got a class until now, and I'm still bragging all day long?" You can only accompany Gao Yingzi, forget it, don't mess around outside. I can't make a name for myself, so it's better to guard my wife! As you old saying goes, it's better to have your own wife. Messing around outside and eventually returning to your wife's arms. If you have the ability to glance at your wife, you are big. "Thumbs up," the true colors of the hero. ”

Zhang Koubao: "People don't pay attention, dogs have no stomach." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Stupid, I said the wrong thing." 'People don't pay attention, dogs don't smell.' ’”

Zhang Koubao: "Some writers still show so many people on the Internet!" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "It's okay if I just gave a stupid look by mistake." A smile was struck.

Jiang Nanchun: "Stupid cunt, egg!" ”

Seven

Jiang Nanchun: "Deep Online Love"

We fell in love online,

The excitement is unabated every day and night,

The pain of missing each other is buried deep in my heart,

Looking forward to the moment of reunion, but always waiting.

The distance prevents us from seeing each other,

But it can't stop us from thinking about each other.

The flame of love burns in the heart,

What is released is an energy,

This energy is better than a rocket to send a spaceship into space.

Hope gathering is the gathering of energy,

Waiting to see each other is an explosion of force.

The immortal heart glows with youthful dreams,

The tree of love grows over time,

Online dating stretches every dream very long,

Let our love walk on a distant tightrope,

The merciless years drift away with the wind,

The love of immortality lives in your heart for thousands of years.

Beautiful fantasies walk in every dream,

What awaits is an online lover who will never be seen.

The passage of time is waiting year after year,

The hesitation that can't make up your mind,

It's because there's still that dusty love that I don't want to abandon.

The story of online dating is repeated by everyone,

Whether married or unmarried,

After they seek thrills online,

Then there is a love that cannot be lost,

The taste of that beauty can only be obtained from the unattainable Internet.

The far has become near, the near has become far,

It was a kind of emotional catalyst and inner feeling.

The number is short,

Countless are the pleasures of cheating hidden in the heart.

The Internet is ethereal,

But in the ethereal looking for that glimmer of hope.

Not giving up often allows you to gain something,

Don't give up letting you try the sweetness,

Not giving up often makes your head break the bloodstream.

Things online are sometimes like gambling,

Your bet is your creation,

No one can help you,

Everything depends on self-help.

Online love is deep, love is hard to find,

Get out of the misunderstanding and find your dreams. ”

Zhang Koubao: "This one is okay. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Write according to your state of mind, do you feel it?" ”

Zhang Koubao: "It's just that 'parents are short' or 'parents are short'?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Parents are short. ”

Zhang Koubao: "Oh, just make a mistake, you're not simple." He gave a thumbs up, "I can review it for you next time." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Hehe, my baby, gently my baby." ”

Zhang Koubao: "It should have been written by you, because others will not 'reason' the short." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Can you suspect that someone else wrote it?" You know, there are so many websites that want to ask me for a manuscript now, and I don't have time to write it yet! Are you in the mood to copy someone else's? ”

Zhang Koubao: "Then do you think I can try it?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Oh, yes! (To be continued......)