After Liu Bang successfully used biological and chemical weapons to get rid of the supreme commander of the "Red Hair Front", the morale of the Western Han Front Army was greatly boosted.

However, there are no more enemies in front of them.

At this time, Liu Che walked over from the sales office with Wei Zifu, and greeted Zhuge Liang from afar: "The Brazilian team is too much, and they scored all four goals in the opening ceremony." How can there be such a host, but also leave a little thin face for the opponent, right? ”

Zhuge Liang was a little dumbfounded and said, "Isn't it a big gift at the beginning?" Gave the opponent an own goal. Isn't that kind enough? ”

"Is that so?" Liu Che touched his head, looked at Liu Bang in the distance, and then looked at his girlfriend Wei Zifu in his arms, "Oh, no wonder the final score is three to one, not four to zero." ”

The crowd fell.

"Oh yes." Liu Che continued, "I heard a dog barking, it seems to be similar to the sound of the police car siren in my new memory, why don't you help me identify it?" ”

Zhuge Liang hurriedly asked, "Where did you hear that?" ”

Liu Che replied: "I heard it at the door of the sales office." ”

Zhuge Liang said in his heart: It's so fast.

Sure enough, a moment later, a group of police officers from the security team ran over, and when they saw the people lying on the ground, they were all frightened.

"What's going on?"

One of the policemen shouted.

"They're here to wreak havoc, look at it." Xiao He pointed to the smashed glass and told the police, "Then we surrounded them." ”

The policeman saw the bruises on the faces of several turps at first glance, and interjected, "And then you beat them like this?" ”

Liu Bang pushed Xiao He aside, and finally picked his feet a few times, before he put on his shoes, walked to the policeman, and stretched out his hand very respectfully.

The policeman's grim face also softened slightly, but soon he noticed that something was wrong, jumped away for more than a foot in several steps, and then covered his nose and refused to let go.

Liu Bang pointed to the group of people who fell to the ground with a smug smile and said, "I put them all in." You've experienced it before, and you definitely have the ability. As for the bruises on their faces, they were hit by sparrows sleeping under the window when they threw bricks and smashed glass. ”

When Zhuge Liang heard this, he was dumbfounded. What a sparrow has to be able to knock people like this.

The officer was clearly not convinced. He risked his life to take his hand off his nose and said to Liu Bang: "Your sparrow has a rocket engine." ”

Yingbu behind him said decisively: "Almost, you can knock down the plane anyway, and it's not a piece of cake to knock people out." ”

Zhuge Liang was speechless again.

The policeman's IQ seemed to have been affected by the "Khan Gaozu" type biological and chemical weapons, and he was helpless against this obviously illogical excuse, and he couldn't debunk it after thinking about it for more than ten minutes.

In the end, Xiao He stepped forward and said to him: "Actually, those birds are scared. Do you think, the rabbit bites when it's anxious, and the dog jumps off the wall when it's anxious, isn't it, the bird is in a hurry, and his navigation system is not good. It's like the pigeon in "2012", the car glass can be broken, let alone people. Besides, as soon as this adrenaline is secreted, anything is possible, doesn't Li Ning say the same, everything is possible. Well, quantum theory supports this idea. ”

Zhuge Liang was dumbfounded. What has this generation of celebrities been doing lately? He's on top of all areas.

The policeman was obviously frightened by him, and he was stunned and didn't move.

"There are palm prints! Five big fingers. One of his colleagues shouted.

At this time, he laughed out loud and said to Liu Bang: "Whose bird has such big hands?" ”…

Zhuge Liang said in his heart: Now Liu Bang is about to be exposed. Come to think of it, there must have been someone who used hard kung fu such as iron sand palms in the middle of the fight.

didn't think about it, but Liu Bang took out a pair of snow-white gloves like a forensic doctor, and quickly put them on his hands like a veteran who has been in this business for many years.

"Let me see."

He stared at the few people lying around for a while, and suddenly reached out and grabbed the hand of one of them, pressed it on the big blood-red handprint, and then observed it, shook his head dissatisfiedly, and threw the hand aside.

When everyone was curious about what he was going to do, they saw him grab another person's hand and press it on the blood-red handprint, and suddenly, a strange smile appeared on his face.

"That's him." Liu Bang threw away his hand and said to the police officers around him with a smile, "I think it was this companion who helped drive away the sparrows, and accidentally smoked it on the ......."

When Zhuge Liang heard this, he laughed.

A couple of officers, you look at me, I'll look at you, and then look at the ground on the ground. Some of them were familiar faces, but the red-haired man often visited him.

Speaking of this red-haired young man, the policeman felt that it was somewhat tricky to deal with. The guy behind this man is a desperate snake, for so many years, trying to catch him, but he has never succeeded.

After a few lamentations in his heart, the policeman raised his head and smiled at Liu Bang: "This time, thank you for helping to catch this group of people who destroyed people's property. ”

Liu Bang hurriedly said: "Which is our credit, it is clear that Skynet is restored and not leaked, and the sky does not like it." So, the Jade Emperor sent sparrows to knock them over. I have to thank God for this. ”

The policeman laughed twice, and without revealing the nonsense, beckoned a few colleagues to stuff the upside-down ruffian into the police car, and then left.

Listening to the siren gradually moving away, Zhuge Liang stepped forward and asked, "Gaozu, why do you use such an unreliable statement?" ”

Liu Bang glanced at him, did not answer her question, but sneered: "Actually, I understand this group of dogskins very well. The eagle dogs of the people are more likable than the eagle dogs of dignitaries. I think back then, I did this, there are a few ** in Surabaya Pavilion, and I know it all. ”

Zhuge Liang suddenly realized that those policemen did not believe Liu Bang's words, but knew that these people who were put down were not a good thing.

As for the mastermind behind this brain-dead sabotage operation, Zhuge Liang could certainly guess it. Today's matter, maybe he just wants to give the Star Cat Group a wake-up call, but Zhuge Liang obviously won't make this matter a big deal, and soon, the competitor hiding behind him will receive his Zhuge Liang's "return gift".