Chapter 21: The Dumb Taoist
Beef noodles came up quickly, although there is no such thing as beef noodles in the menu of a restaurant of the level of "Guokui", but as Zhang Shun said, the production process of beef noodles is relatively simple, as long as the ingredients are sufficient, you can make a bowl in a few minutes, but the beef cannot be as delicious as the old sauce marinated in the authentic noodle shop.
In a high-end restaurant, the customer is the real god, and if you meet a good-natured chef, you can even make very excessive requirements, such as: the radish must be neatly cut, the length, width and height must be one centimeter, crisp and sweet, not too spicy; The chopped green onion must be finely chopped and patted, but not juicy; The chili oil must be fragrant, and it must be soaked in oil for more than a week, and then carefully filtered with oil; The beef should be tender, flavorful, juicy, sliced but not too thin, chewing and stuffing your teeth; The noodles must be selected as good hand-pulled thin noodles, which must be yellow and bright, and egg whites must be added and sprinkled with clear oil, at least 20% of the noodles must be elongated and will not break, and the heat must be mastered, not like chewing rubber bands, nor sticking to teeth......
Such a bowl of noodles can be made for you in some high-end restaurants, but the fee charged will definitely make you have to squat on the corner of the street to eat bran for the next meal; And in those ordinary noodle shops, even if you throw out a few hundred-yuan bills, it is estimated that you will have to be detained with a bowl of hot soup on your head.
Zhang Shun and Yu Xiaoyao didn't have any special requirements for the beef noodles they ordered, so they came up quickly, but the two of them mixed the noodles but refused to eat them properly.
The problem lies in Xiao Yao, she sandwiched a few pieces of beef in her bowl into Zhang Shun's bowl, and then put the mint, coriander and other side dishes in Zhang Shun's bowl into her bowl, Zhang Shun looked distressed, with a mouthful of face, and kept nagging: "Leave a little, leave a little ......" but no matter what, it can't stop the green in the bowl from gradually draining.
Yu Xiaoyao had a lot of fun, "giggling" and laughing, while Xiang Tianbin and Li Yanming were full of black lines - don't be so bullying! These two people here are Yu Xiaoyao's suitors, how can they be in public? Although Yu Xiaoyao is messing around, this account still has to be counted on Zhang Shun's head, right? It's just that Li Yanming can't talk about noodles yet, after all, Yu Xiaoyao is also eating.
Xiang Tianbin didn't think so much, and complained to Zhang Shun very dissatisfied: "I still eat beef noodles in this kind of restaurant, and I have never seen the world." ”
Yu Xiaoyao was stunned for a moment, and stopped grabbing food with some annoyance, lowered her head and ate noodles silently, while Zhang Shun asked disapprovingly while chewing noodles: "Do you know why I want to eat noodles?" A mouthful of broken noodles made Li Yanming look disgusted.
Xiang Tianbin asked curiously, "Why?" ”
Zhang Shun picked up the bowl and took a sip of soup and said, "The noodles come quickly, and only when you are full can you have the strength to fight." ”
"Fight?" Xiang Tianbin was taken aback, thinking of Zhang Shun's iron-blue face before, and hurriedly looked at Li Yanming.
Li Yanming's surprise was much higher than Xiang Tianbin's, he thought that the technique of pinching the wooden bell just now was very hidden, and the sawdust after the bell was crushed was also put into his pocket by him, why did Zhang Shun know? Could it be that he made an appointment with someone else to fight later?
The shock in his heart made Li Yanming's face change for a moment, Zhang Shun is now more sure that the wooden bell that this guy crushed is calling someone, in addition to Zhang Shun, Xiang Tianbin also saw Li Yanming's expression, and was secretly surprised in his heart, but heard Zhang Shun say to Yu Xiaoyao: "Borrow your mobile phone and let me make a call, confirm the time, and prepare the guy early." ”
Hearing this, Xiang Tianbin breathed a sigh of relief, and Li Yanming also breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that Zhang Shun had made an appointment with someone else to fight for a while, while Yu Xiaoyao handed the mobile phone to Zhang Shun with a puzzled face.
Zhang Shun took the mobile phone and walked to the door of the private room and brought it to the door, the monk was sure not to call it, although the Taoist priest took a mobile phone all day but never rang, probably not even a mobile phone card, it is estimated that it is specially used to take pictures and look at photos - mobile phones are at least more convenient than cameras.
He only knew the phone number of one person now, although he only had a one-sided relationship with that person.
After dialing the phone, the other party quickly picked up the phone;
"Hey, it's Officer Xiao, right? …… I'm Zhang Shun, do you remember? …… Well, I want to ask you if the 'pot Kui' area belongs to you? …… Return? That's good, you have a car, right? …… Opening? Going home? Great, come to Guokui to pick me up and Yu Xiaoyao! …… You'll talk about it when you get there, and if it's too late, you'll have to come with the ambulance! …… Okay, I'll wait, you don't have to get out of the car when you arrive, just sound the siren a few times...... What the? Can't you use the bus privately? Then you hurry up and go back and get one, if you have a loud voice, you can stand downstairs and imitate it, anyway, it must be loud...... Good, good, goodbye! ”
After making the call, Zhang Shun returned to the private room, returned the phone to Yu Xiaoyao, and continued to eat his beef noodles.
The dishes are coming, six dishes and one soup, each of which is full of color, fragrance and taste, but the dishes are all ready, Zhang Shun rubbed his stomach and said that he didn't want to eat, he didn't mean it, after all, he only ate a meal when he left the inn, and now a bowl of beef noodles can stuff the stomach.
But in Li Yanming's eyes, it's different, the dishes are ordered by Zhang Shun, and the noodles are also asked by Zhang Shun, but what's the matter if you don't eat vegetables after eating noodles? Li Yanming doesn't care about money, even if Zhang Shun asks the waiter to serve all the dishes, he doesn't care, but he can't entertain people like this, right?
The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, and the dissatisfaction with Zhang Shun in my heart broke out again, Li Yanming began to chat with Xiang Tianbin, but the content of the chat was ridiculing Zhang Shun every word, he was eloquent, he didn't need to name names, and there was no ugly word, just open his mouth and come out, all related to wealth, the world, power, and dignity.
Where couldn't Xiang Tianbin hear that Li Yanming was talking about Zhang Shun? He sweated on his forehead, and he didn't dare to talk, he listened and ate silently, although he didn't like Zhang Shun either, but he knew more about Zhang Shun than Li Yanming, and he didn't want to offend Yu Xiaoyao because of Zhang Shun's affairs.
Li Yanming originally thought so, but when he crushed the wooden bell, his thoughts changed-anyway, the family also sent someone to tie up Yu Xiaoyao, it is better to make a merit first, tie it back and slowly adjust, although the effect of this plan is not as good as the one that kills three birds with one stone, but there are always benefits, and you can enjoy Yu Xiaoyao in advance......
Li Yanming babbled, but Zhang Shun turned a deaf ear, although he has now become an ordinary person, but he was also a famous battlefield powerhouse, Li Yanming said no matter how ugly he said, he couldn't stab him, in the past, he couldn't look down on the identity of the third son of the Li family at all, and he wanted to kill or step on it at will, but the hero didn't mention the courage of the year, and at this time he only had one sentence in his heart: "The tiger fell in Pingyang and was bullied by dogs." ”
However, Zhang Shun could bear it, but the one next to him couldn't help it. Yu Xiaoyao's face was blank, she threw the chopsticks in her hand on the table, and scolded: "Is there any end to it?" What's so proud about being a young master? What can you be without the Li family? Besides, what's so great about the Li family? What about a lot of money? No, you still can't squeeze into Qingji? Don't you have to beat my mind? Isn't it going to be kidnapped? Here you go! You tie me up! ”
Xiang Tianbin and Yu Xiaoyao's classmates for three years, they have never seen Yu Xiaoyao lose his temper so much, his eyes almost popped out, and when he heard the word "kidnapping", his elbow on the table slipped and almost crashed into the soup bowl in front of him.
Zhang Shun was also surprised, he didn't expect Yu Xiaoyao to scold so loudly, and directly said the kidnapping, looking at Li Yanming's dumbfounded and speechless appearance, Zhang Shun knew that this matter was not so easy to recover, but before he could speak, someone outside suddenly announced: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable!" Then the door to the private room was pushed open.
Zhang Shun originally thought that he would see an old Taoist priest wearing a Taoist robe and holding a life plate in his hand, but what he didn't expect to come in was a young man, dressed in sportswear and sneakers, and shaved a very spiritual board inch, with a red face, a wide forehead and a wide nose, and his steps when he entered the door were all flat and steady, and it was estimated that the banana peel dipped in oil could not slip him.
As soon as this person entered the door, he looked at Li Yanming, Li Yanming shook his head slightly, glanced at Yu Xiaoyao, and put his left hand on the table very quickly, signaling Ban Cun to grab her.
Although Zhang Shun looked at Bancun, Yu Guang was observing Li Yanming, and he saw all his small actions in his eyes, daring to love this guy and still want to maintain his image! Zhang Shun has seen a lot of hypocrites, but he is the first one who is so "dedicated".
Ban Cun saw Li Yanming's movements, and it took a while to understand, and he nodded heavily with his eyes closed, almost making Li Yanming vomit blood in a hurry, and at the same time glad that this guy didn't look at him when he nodded, otherwise the relationship between the two would be completely exposed at once.
At this time, the atmosphere in the private room was extremely solemn, but Xiang Tianbin, who was an outsider, didn't feel it at all, and even joked: "In these years, even fortune tellers are not professional, and I don't bother to find a robe." ”
Ban Cun hugged his fist at Xiang Tianbin and said: "Poor Dao is the seventh generation disciple of the Sorrowful Heaven Pavilion, the Dao number is Qi Shizi, not to tell fortunes, but to ...... Belch...... Is it coming...... Tie up. ”
Xiang Tianbin said: "Bonding? What do you mean? ”
As his name suggests, Panshiziren's brain didn't turn very fast, and he thought for more than a minute before pointing at Yu Xiaoyao and saying, "Poor Dao suffers ...... Accept...... The master of Qingjing Palace entrusted her to look for a female crown, and when she walked here today, she suddenly felt that she was here...... Huaguang Dasheng, come up to take a look, and find that the light is from this Taoist friend, Taoist friends and my teaching fate, just go with the poor road. ”
Xiang Tianbin opened his mouth wide, thinking to himself that this is not the line of an ancient monk who slandered people and became a monk? Why are Taoist priests also using it now? I only heard Zhang Shun ask loudly on the side: "The master of Qingjing Palace?" I know you! It's extermination, right? ”
Panshizi was taken aback, he didn't expect him to casually say a common Taoist temple name, there would be someone here who knew the master of the Taoist temple, and the name of the extermination master was familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had heard it, anyway, it should be quite famous, so he said: "It is the extermination master, it turns out that this Taoist friend also knows the master." ”
Yu Xiaoyao and Xiang Tianbin laughed at the same time, but Li Yanming was so anxious that he was about to sweat, but he didn't want to say anything to remind him, he relied on his relationship and donating money to ask for these three wooden bells, and he had to pay another fee for each bell, thinking that he would not be in any danger today, he picked up a cheap small bell and pinched it, but he didn't expect to pinch out a nerd!
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