Volume 1 Yin Si Spokesperson Chapter 49 This joke is big!

For a long time, a question has lingered in our normal human minds.

What does it feel like to be ghosted?

I can tell you very responsibly, very unhappy, very entangled, if you meet the same gender of the ghost upper body, it's just that, if you touch the upper body of the opposite sex, it's a little sad, in case you are unlucky to go home and meet a shemale upper body, you will have a little impulse to live!

Although this question is simple, it leads to a second question: what does it feel like to be a ghost behind a person?

This is a complicated question, and based on my current observations, there are two forms of ghost human bodies:

The first one, I and Su Diao's complex are the upper body of the successful infusion, and I feel no different from normal people at present, even the fortune teller on the street can't see our abnormality, if Su Feifei and Diao Zetian can be more harmonious, then, Chen Yuanyuan will be a woman who combines beauty and kindness, wisdom and martial arts, and moreover, the identity is more noble and noble, and the story is more twists and turns.

The Spring Thirteen Sons and those Yin Spirits scattered all over the Coal City can also be reluctantly divided into this category, they also occupy the human body, but they do not cause huge possession damage to the human body, they have only a small difference with me, they have not succeeded in infusing the body, so, they are afraid of a lot of utensils in the yang world, and they will finish playing when they meet an old man who is a Taoist!

Based on the feeling I felt more than ten days after I was reborn, this ghost upper body feels the same as the feeling you have in control of your body! There is the same impulse that should be, and the same pain where it should hurt.

The second type, He Brick family and Bai Yuzhen, I once interviewed He Brick family and asked him what it was like to be on 001 and attached to it for so long? At that time, his answer was like this: Oh, it's very unpleasant, it's very hard, it's very uncomfortable to use, it's like manipulating a puppet! It can be seen that He Zhuanjia is very dissatisfied with this experience, and I believe that friends who have read the previous chapters should know that this kind of possession will have relatively bad consequences, manifested as: pale complexion, weak body, mental confusion, and in severe cases, it can lead to incontinence!

After explaining the second question, let's examine the third question that arises from the second question: Will the ghost get drunk when he drinks after he is on the throne?

Before I was reborn, I used to envy the ghosts in the movies, their superb spells, they flew around and were chic, and even more envious that they could take advantage of whoever they wanted, and they could take advantage of whoever they wanted.

But I can responsibly tell you that ghosts are actually not so NB!

After two hours of drinking, the master in front of me plus a few ghosts began to float! As part of the army of rebirth, I drank too much!

He Brick's family drank very happily, and played a video art in front of everyone, only to see that this sloppy old man turned green for a while, pink for a while, yellow for a while, and then turned green, the old man suddenly cried, and eighty percent remembered some sad past!

The thirteen sons of Chun are very curious about the things in the yang world, and while drinking with a wine bottle, he takes out a small book to record everyone's behavior, quite the demeanor of some literary and artistic workers!

President Zhao hugged and cried with Morning Glory after drinking two bottles of Erguotou, and he was deeply touched by the nostalgia for the past, and the more they cried, the more sad they were, and the more sad they were, the more miserable they wept.

Chairman Zhao cried sadly and sadly, and Morning Glory cried sonorously and powerfully, and the two mentioned many times, "Why did you die so early?" "Children are not filial!" "I'm dead, you can't look for it!" waited for the sentence, and the waiter outside came in several times, and each time he panicked and asked if he was drinking to death!

120Although the quality of the literature is polite, but recently the martial arts have risen suddenly, it seems that the amount of alcohol has also doubled, this guy drank a bottle of half a pot head and borrowed a kitchen knife from Morning Glory, held a cigarette butt, and shaved Liu Tiehammer's head on the spot, that scene, it was really called a flesh and blood flying, it seems that I have seen Liu Tiehammer's skull!

Wang Daozi is obviously too simple, he thought that he could capture the other party's heart by losing an IOU from a nine girl, but the cruel reality made him know the preciousness of love, yes, it's really expensive, the nine girls opened their mouths and asked for 200,000 dowries, Wang Daozi almost jumped off the building at that time, if it wasn't for the big guy to stop him, this guy would have hung up a long time ago!

Later, I don't know what the ninth girl said to Wang Daozi, these two people decided to worship as brothers and sisters with different surnames, and then the two of them knelt in front of me and kowtowed, I saw that they meant to treat me as a witness!

Vice President Lin and Blowing the Lamp were quite temperamental, seeing that the ninth girl and Wang Daozi were married to Jin Lan, the two of them said that they would make a blood alliance, and asked the waiter for a sea bowl, and in front of the waiter, these two people cut their wrists!

The waiter was sprayed with blood all over his face and passed out after swearing.

Vice President Lin and Blowing the Lantern are also high-ranking people, and the two of them were stunned to stop the wound after receiving a bowl of blood, and then, these two people drank the blood of the bowl in front of the big guys!

Of course, I was not idle, out of guilt for Bai Yuzhen, I put her possessed kitten on the table, knelt on the ground and kowtowed, while telling her that I had inquired about the whereabouts of the Xu family, and begged her to give me some more time, and when I discussed with others, I would definitely take her over.

Seeing me kowtow, my twelve disciples hurriedly knelt down, President Zhao saw Morning Glory kneeling, and also knelt down, and then, the room full of people except for Su Diao's complex, one by one, all knelt down and kowtowed to Bai Yuzhen.

The waitress who came in to deliver the wine was pumped at the time!

I can't remember what happened later, as if a lamp wanted to show the incorruptible body of King Kong, and stabbed himself twice with a dinner knife.

Ouyang followed Ma Yu'er and recited a poem, but was kicked by Su Diao's complex and put on the chandelier, and it seemed that he didn't come down when we left in the end.

The female bat also has fans, a group of women are around her for the intensive maintenance, she is also a real person, I heard her say: young is the capital!

I dragged the crying President Zhao and Morning Glory, drank two glasses with him in one go, and then vaguely discussed with him whether I could borrow his two connections to form my network, and the two of them didn't think about it, and immediately agreed, in order to show my sincerity, I specially explained my work to Chairman Zhao, and I don't know if this old thing understands or not.

The most drunk is Su Diao complex, this woman has a cup in one hand, others drink one cup, she drinks two cups, others eat a mouthful of food, she eats two mouthfuls of food, others find others to punch their wrists, she smokes herself to play.

When he reached the late stage of drinking, Su Diao's complex also began to look confused, his body swayed, and the woman began to shout coldly: "I'm beautiful, you're ugly...... You're ugly, I'm pretty...... I'm pretty, you're ugly......"

As she spoke, she cast inquiring glances at everyone, and everyone was afraid of her methods, and they all lowered their heads like grandsons, so they walked up to me.

"Which of us is pretty?"

"You're pretty!"

Smack, a slap in my face!

"Who do you say is pretty?"

"I was wrong, you were pretty."

Smack, another slap in my face!

"Besides, who's pretty?"

"You're both beautiful!"

Smack, two slaps in my face at the same time, and then, I was unconscious!

……

I don't know how to get home, I don't know what time to get home, and I don't know how long I slept.

When I woke up, it was pitch black inside, and it was just dawning outside, and it looked like it was four or five o'clock, and I only felt a sharp pain in my stomach, and I felt uncomfortable up and down, and after a few turnovers, I couldn't lie down.

When I touched it randomly, I found a person lying next to me! I touched my phone and took a photo:, Su Diao complex!

Moreover, the two of us are about the same, basically without clothes! (The younger brother can only pass it with one stroke...... )

The woman slept soundly, and said in her dreams: "Fuck you bastard!" ”

"Damn, this joke is too big!!"