【036】 Retribution comes so quickly
Soon it was time for lunch, and Nanke went to the dining hall with Sun Xiaogui to eat as usual.
The cafeteria of Dongshan No. 1 Middle School is a separate building, divided into two floors, the first floor is a public canteen like a fast food restaurant, with rows of tables and chairs in the middle, surrounded by stalls selling various foods.
The second floor of the canteen is a "high-consumption place" where you can order food, which is different from the rectangular tables on the first floor, and the tables on the top are all round, more like a Chinese restaurant.
Since the chefs in the canteens on the upper and lower floors are all a group of people, it is nothing more than the difference between a big pot of rice or a small stove, so even if the students want to sacrifice to the Five Organs Temple, most of them choose restaurants outside the school, and they don't go to the second floor of the canteen to spend money in vain.
In order to correct everyone's unhealthy practices, Principal Liu Qianpeng issued a call through the mouth of the teaching director:
"All crossing the road without a flyover is an illegal crossing, all relationships between men and women without a license are illegal prostitution, and all restaurants that are not canteens are using gutter oil. Appeal to the majority of students - if you go, go to the flyover; If you love, please get a certificate; If you eat, go to the cafeteria. ”
I don't know where to copy it, and I actually wrote it into the school motto! Just to make a few more money for students, is it necessary to link whether or not to eat in the cafeteria with illegal prostitution?
Nan Ke and Sun Xiaogui sat in a relatively secluded place on the first floor of the cafeteria, and the two ordered fish-flavored shredded pork, back pot meat, ground three fresh and roasted cakes, and skewered each other to eat.
"Today's cafeteria is so bad that I want to get pregnant......
Sun Xiaogui was holding half a piece of eggplant in his mouth, because the piece of eggplant was half-cooked, he couldn't spit it out, and he didn't swallow it.
"I told you a long time ago that don't order three fresh, three fresh places cost oil, and the canteen always uses leftover oil to fry!"
I can't figure out the gutter oil or something, the canteen uses more than the restaurants outside, Nanke speculated maliciously.
"But...... If you don't order three fresh, you really don't have anything to eat! Sun Xiaogui said aggrievedly, "Is there meat in the pot meat you ordered?" Is there fish in the shredded fish-flavored pork? ”
"There is no fish in the shredded fish-flavored pork!"
After taking a few bites like a pharyngeal medicine, Nanke also felt uncomfortable in his stomach and wanted morning sickness, but he endured the discomfort and persuaded Sun Xiaogui instead:
"I said you, don't be in the blessing and don't know the blessing, today's canteen is a little unpalatable, but at least there are strange things in the food like before! I've heard that our seniors have eaten rags, cigarette butts, screws, iron sheets, scales, and USB plates from noodles, as well as aunt towels from fried buns, and little mice with bursting abdomen......"
"Alright, Nanke, don't disgust me!" Sun Xiaogui listened to these topics, and the food in front of him became even more inedible.
At this time, Qianxue in the white ring said to Nanke: "Hey, don't forget that you owe me an ice cream!" Remember to give me the money next time, so that I can call you over to pay for it halfway through the meal. ”
Nanke chewed on the meat star in the pot and replied telepathically: "Don't you eat well, do you have to eat ice cream to fill your stomach?" What's wrong with our school cafeteria? If you're willing to eat in the cafeteria, you can ...... my meal card."
"Nank, look! Li Lan also came to the cafeteria to eat! ”
Sun Xiaogui interrupted the conversation between Nanke and Qianxue, Nanke turned his head, and sure enough, he found that Li Lan was surrounded by a group of boys, and the stars walked into the cafeteria.
"Ah Lan, you just transferred to another school, and you haven't applied for a meal card yet, right? Use my meal card! ”
"No, use mine!"
In order to compete for the right to invite Li Lan to dinner, the two boys almost launched a full martial arts at the entrance of the cafeteria.
In the end, another boy stopped them: "The brain is in the water!" The food on the first floor of the cafeteria is also eaten by people? If you invite Ah Lan to dinner, you should at least go up to the second floor, right? ”
So the boys were divided into forwards and guards, and they closely protected Li Lan and walked up to the second floor, and on the way, many boys from other classes threw amazed eyes at Li Lan, Li Lan closed her eyes and ignored them, but the "bodyguards" were nervous enough.
Nanke pointed in the direction of Li Lan with a soup spoon and said disdainfully, "Isn't the food on the second floor delicious?" I think these boys in our class will soon be slapping themselves in the face! ”
Sure enough, after Li Lan reluctantly ate a bite of fried green beans on the second floor, she suddenly felt a smell of gutter oil rushing to her brain, which was more choking than Bifrones's blood pool, so she couldn't get straight morning sickness.
"I'm damned! Invite Ah Lan to eat in a place like this, we are all stupid pigs! "Smack! Syllable! ”
With the boys' self-condemning voices, in order to discourage Li Lan, the sound of self-slapping began to echo throughout the cafeteria building.
While gloating about those boys, Sun Xiaogui suddenly remembered something, and said to Nanke:
"By the way, before the English class started, Li Lan seemed to ask me inadvertently where you live, I was nervous at the time, my mind didn't turn a corner, and now it's really puzzling to think about it...... What the hell is going on? How can that kind of beautiful girl who can only produce one in 5000 years be interested in you? How could it be possible to fall in love with you? ”
Instead of immediately answering the question of the sworn friend, Nank pondered:
If Li Lan was an ordinary human, she really shouldn't be interested in me, and when she walked up to the second floor of the cafeteria just now, she seemed to glance at me...... Is she really a spy of the World Destroyer faction, a demon god who wants to kill me?
Perfunctory Sun Xiaogui two sentences, Nan Ke did not continue the topic, Sun Xiaogui also felt that Li Lan could not like Nan Ke, at most he wanted to know Sima Ling through Nan Ke - Sima Ling's parents are both great artists, and their family is superior, and Li Lan is the same kind of person.
"I don't think Sima and Li Lan are the same kind of people." Nan Ke was half talking to himself, half saying to Sun Xiaogui, "Although Sima's leadership is not inferior to Li Lan, she is basically in a state of idle clouds and wild cranes in her class, and she will definitely not compete for the position of class leader." Even if Sima is sometimes very strong, it is also the kind of strength that is a 'sister', which is not the same thing as Li Lan's attitude of not treating his subordinates as human beings at all......"
"Okay, okay," Sun Xiaogui said with a smile, "I know that comparing Li Lan with your sister will make you unhappy, but why do you always call her 'Sima' behind your back, and only call her 'Sister Ling' in person?" ”
"I do, I don't need you." Nanke said as he took a bite of the rock-solid pancake so hard that he couldn't knock his teeth out.
After the meal, Sun Xiaogui immediately went to the toilet, and the effect of gutter oil making people run out of stomach was really immediate.
Nanke wanders the playground alone, but accidentally sees Li Lan getting rid of the chattering boys, also walking on the playground, and is about to enter the garden area as a greening project.
"There's weirdness! There is a second Doomsday Seal hidden just under the garden area! What is she going to do alone? ”
Nanke quickened his pace and followed Li Lan into the garden area, trying to catch the other party's hardly exposed feet.
Li Lan walked into the garden area, it was indeed related to the doomsday seal underground, but she was just here to determine the location, and she was not going to do anything superfluous.
As a contract between God and the Demon God, the Doomsday Seal cannot be broken by any external force at all, and the only way to open them is to let the seal absorb enough human evil to cover the surface of the seal.
After eating the difficult food in the cafeteria, Li Lan refused the boys' request to invite her to eat outside the school, and did not allow them to approach her during her lunch break, intending to blow the wind on the playground to calm down.
"The air here is so foul and the food is disgusting, why should I take on such an unfortunate task......
Covering her forehead, which felt slightly uncomfortable because of the gutter oil, Li Lan walked on the path of the silent and uninhabited garden area, and the gentle breeze made her feel better.
Her peculiarity is that she can hide her spiritual power to the greatest extent, so much so that Qianxue mistakenly thinks that she is just a marginal family member of the 72 Demon God, but on the contrary, her body is not as strong as that of ordinary Demon Gods, and her resistance and recovery are much worse.
Although the attack power is very strong, in the hidden mission, the last thing you need is the attack power, which also makes Li Lan very annoyed.
Low profile...... It needs to be more low-key...... And when I went to ask Sun Xiaogui, I behaved too unnaturally...... I'm in too much of a hurry to get close to Nank, right? Why don't you wait a few more days......
Just as Li Lan was putting all her energy into thinking about the task and trying her best to suppress the breath of the demon world, a strong wind suddenly blew from the path, and she was caught off guard, Li Lan, who could control the wind, was actually blown up by this natural wind!
Nanke, who was not far behind Li Lan, was shocked by the beautiful scenery that appeared in front of him.
The black low-waisted lace 'silk panties' with lace on both sides, with a decorative small white bow on the front, are full of charm to guard Li Lan's **, and form a sharp contrast with her slender white legs.
"Jade ice muscle, the posture of heaven and man." It's the only adjective Nanker can think of for a short-circuited head.
Qianxue, who was hiding in the ring, also saw this scene, and couldn't help complaining: "Look at the trademark of the trousers, is it an international brand with a 'Sha' in its name?" At such a young age, he actually wore such lustful underwear! ”
In fact, Qianxue really wronged Li Lan, Li Lan didn't particularly like sexy style underwear, her underwear in the world was prepared for her by the Abyss Pupil Organization, and Li Lan just chose the highest price among them. Li Lan has always believed that no matter what it is, only the most expensive one is worthy of her.
At this moment, Li Lan had already discovered that Nanke was following her, and the misfortune was that after her skirt was blown up, it did not fall after the wind stopped, but blew on a nearby branch, forming a shameful gesture for others to watch.
Li Lan only needs to swing a wind blade to cut off the branches, or just soar into the air to avoid the current embarrassment, but she can't do this in front of Nank, if she does, the hidden mission given to her by the Demon King Barr will fail.
So Li Lan could only be like an ordinary girl, like Wang Xueman, who she had just tricked, and grabbed the edge of her skirt with a flushed face, trying to pull the raised skirt off the branches. But the more anxious she was, the more she couldn't pull her skirt down, and after delaying for so long, Nanke was all gone.
The anger in Li Lan's heart was indescribable, and the violent words repeatedly swept through her mind.
Bastard bastard bastard bastard! Die, die, die! I'll kill you! I'm going to kill you all!