Chapter 046: Don't Take a Peek
On the way to the hospital. Wang laughed, "How could you get hurt?" ”
One said: "We are tracking down the murderer of the killer." ”
Another said: "I want to find an opportunity to plot against him." ”
One said: "Unexpectedly, he plotted against him." ”
Another said: "A knife in the back, not a hero." ”
Wang Xiao was speechless. It's really only allowed the state officials to set fires, and the people are not allowed to light lamps. But with these two people with funny heads, Wang Xiao has nothing to theorize. From the conversation, I learned that the twin heroes were raised by an old monk in the mountains, and they had no education and their brains were a little uncivilized. However, the two of them are literate, as if they have recited some Buddhist scriptures, of course, they are not smart, and they understand only half of it. But the kung fu of these two people is really excellent, Wang Xiao has seen it in the billiard hall, but these two people were plotted by a lone wolf, and the lone wolf's killing level seems to be really strong.
Wang Xiao is thinking about deducing that the twins have a problem again.
One pressed his arm and said, "Hey, what about my wounds?" ”
The other touched his thigh and said, "Ha, mine is gone." ”
"Are we hurt?" The two said in unison.
One said: "Maybe it's a dream." ”
Another said: "But the clothes are torn, and there are blood stains on them, wow, there are so many of them, all of them." ”
"What the hell is going on, did you save us?" The two asked in unison, and Wang smiled.
Wang Xiao was almost angry. Although Wang Xiao is not a person who gives favors and wants to repay him, he is always unhappy when he is questioned about fake favors. Wang Xiaohuo said: "I didn't save you. ”
"That's definitely salvation." One nodded.
"Well, the old monk said the same when he was angry." The other nodded as well.
"I understand, you are a god like the old monk, and you don't leave a scar after healing your injuries." One made a sudden realization.
"The old monk is not an immortal, if he is an immortal, he will not die, but his ability is relatively large." The other shook his head disappreciatively.
"If you have great ability, you are a god." One argued.
"Not a fairy."
"It's a god."
"No ......"
……
"Oh my God, spare me, how can there be such annoying people in the world?!" Wang smiled and looked up to the sky and cried out.
In a corner where no one saw him, Wang Xiao exchanged two sets of clothes with good card points and gave them to the twins for them to change into. Their original clothes were stained with blood, and it would be suspicious to go to the hospital like this.
"Don't peek!" One smiled at the king.
"What are you telling him to do this?" The other was puzzled.
"That's what I say on TV when I change clothes." A very clever explanation.
"Are you stupid, we're not women, what is he doing stealing?" The other shook his head.
"Yes, he's not a woman, why are we afraid of him peeking?" Draw inferences from one another.
Wang Xiao was helpless, so he had to divert the attention of the two. Wang smiled: "What are your names, who is the eldest and who is the second?" ”
"My name is Hu Zuo, and I'm the boss." A way.
"My name is Nonsense, and I'm the boss too." Another way.
"Who's the boss?" Wang Xiaoqi was surprised, the two of them didn't argue on this issue, as if they were telling the truth, but how could they be the bosses, even if they were twin brothers, one would always come out first and one would come out later.
"Haha, you don't understand, most people don't understand, you don't have to worry about being stupid." The twins spoke in unison.
"Then you smart guys, tell me what's going on." Wang Xiao's cultivation has been raised to another level, and he can actually treat the two of them very leniently.
"The old monk said that we are conjoined babies, so we are all the bosses." Nonsense.
"Maybe they're all second. If there are children in front of our parents, maybe it will be the third or fourth child or something. "Nonsense.
"Then how can the old monk tell the difference between the two of you? You two look so alike. Wang Xiao had no choice but to change the topic again.
"The old monk said that when I walk, I should first step on my left foot." Nonsense.
"The old monk said that when I walk, I should first step on my right foot." Nonsense.
"And how do you tell the difference when you stand still, or when you run?" Wang Xiao asked again.
"I don't move when I'm standing." Nonsense.
"I'm not still when I'm standing." Nonsense.
"I went left when I was running." Nonsense.
"I went right as I ran." Nonsense.
"I sleep with my eyes closed." Nonsense.
"When I sleep...... Also with their eyes closed. "Nonsense.
Wang Xiao had a headache and said, "Okay, change your clothes, let's go." ”
"Actually, we lied to you just now, but in fact, we are the opposite." The two of them said in the back.
Wang Xiaotou didn't look back, just led the way in front and walked as fast as possible. But the voices of the two still came, and one said: "I said he is a fairy, you see this dress, it is conjured." ”
The other said, "Shhhh ”
One said, "Well, that makes sense. We can't let him know that we're spying on him, that would make us look nasty. ”
Another said: "We don't call it voyeurism, that one calls surveillance." ”
One said: "That's right, if he suddenly thinks of tricking us like an old monk, it will be a shame for adults, so we can't help but be on guard." ”
Another said, "Still, it seems he's not bad." ”
……
When he arrived at the hospital, Wang Xiao took the twins to do a comprehensive examination, and finally the doctor said that the twins were a little anemic, and the specific results would not come out in a few days.
The twins were injured and shed so much blood, it's good if they don't die, and it's strange if they aren't anemic.
The inspection cost was 3,105 yuan, and Wang Xiao paid out of his pocket. The twins were not polite to let go, Wang Xiao couldn't help but sigh in his heart, and he could only comfort himself with the fact that he had to ask these two guys to do an examination.
After leaving the hospital, Wang smiled and said, "You can do whatever you want, meet here at 10 o'clock next Saturday morning, and we will see the results of the examination at that time." The twins answered. Seeing that the two of them looked stupid, Wang Xiao was worried about whether the two of them could really remember this agreement, but they couldn't care so much, as long as there were no sequelae after seeing the inspection results, then he could use the level 1 special items with confidence. Wang Xiao suddenly discovered that he was also a little selfish and not a perfect sage, which surprised him.
Seeing the twins leaving in a dashing manner, looking anxious to be reincarnated, Wang Xiao couldn't help but ask, "What are you going to do?" ”
The twins said, "What else do you have for us to do?" ”
Wang smiled: "I have nothing to do, I just casually ask you what you are doing." ”
The twins said: "Go to the murderer to administer medicine and always take revenge." ”
Wang Xiao's brows furrowed. These two guys are not dead yet, they are so stupid that they only have to die, and it is really wishful thinking to kill a top killer like a lone wolf. Wang Xiao didn't want the two of them to die in vain, so he thought for a while and said: "You are the bodyguards of the medicine president, but the medicine president was killed, this is your lack of protection, and you are responsible." But you also died once just now, and you can be regarded as worthy of the medicine president, and the grace of knowing the encounter is also repaid. Don't go after the murderer, for it's useless for you to find him. ”
Wang Xiao didn't say that the twins can't beat the lone wolf, if the twins are competitive and want to compete, then it's really hopeless.
The twins stared at each other for a moment, and one said, "That's right, we can't beat him, what are we going to do with him." ”
The other said: "Follow him, it's so boring to be plotted again." ”
"Okay, let's not look for him." The twins said in unison. Then, he asked Wang Xiao, "Then what are we going to do?" ”
"What do you like!" Wang Xiao ran away as if he were running, for fear that the twins would follow him and soon blend in with the crowd.
Walking back to the vicinity of the school, Wang Xiao received a call from Zheng Fei, it turned out that Zheng Fei called the dormitory to check the post, but Wang Xiao called the mobile phone without being in the dormitory. Wang smiled: "I'm fine, I have a friend who is injured, and I will take him to the hospital for a look." Well, go to bed early. ”
Hanging up the phone, Wang Xiao looked at the time, it was already very late, and the dormitory building should be closed.
"It's better to spend the night in an Internet café and find a part-time job by the way." Wang thought with a smile.
At this moment, a van stopped on the side of the road, and two strong men got out of the van, one of them carrying a hemp bag, quickly sneaked behind Wang Xiao, put the sack on Wang Xiao's head, and put Wang Xiao into the sack.