PS1: After being pinched by a crab in a big river with pincers, we had to go the funny route. It's just that my laughing skills are limited, and my laughing results are not ideal. So please forgive me.

PS2: Weather forecast: Due to the impact of Typhoon's "Reward Plan", the update method (effective next week) will be changed to 333,330,000 from Monday to Sunday, and at least 3 will be uncertain.

PS3: There was a chapter before that was less than 2,000 words after deducting nonsense, sorry! This chapter is 300 words of nonsense, and the total text is more than 3,300 words.

In fact, the sun is a master of spinning tops, even if they are separated by an astronomical unit, he can also smoke the whip very artistically and make the earth rotate peacefully.

It's just that Zhuge Liang, who looked up at the sky, only felt that the fat yellow ball seemed to be too strong when he shook the whip today, why was it already three o'clock in the afternoon so soon.

The reborns who have just been released from the nutrient tank need to be replenished as soon as possible. After all, they are not facing an environment where they can get supplements at any time, just like in a nutrient tank. They can live irregularly in the jar, but not here. If you want to eat here, you have to go to the cafeteria at the nearest place.

It may be that the nutrition jar has been spoiled, Zhuge Liang has seen many people sitting on the ground exhausted and weak, and the white uniform clothes have taken up the stains, thinking that they have never faced the current dilemma when they soaked in the jar.

Is this a dilemma now?

It's just that I did some dirty work, but I moved all my own things, and besides, it was nothing if I didn't eat a lunch meal. During the Three Kingdoms period, there were only two meals a day. Zhuge Liang didn't think there was anything to complain about in the current situation.

However, Shen Yu obviously cared more about the reborn than him, not only did he notify the catering company that signed the contract with the school early in the morning to start fulfilling the contract in advance, but also specifically asked them to keep the food warm on the first day of opening. In order to show its strength, the catering company immediately sent capable personnel to the celebrity university, and they were busy with meat and vegetables, and now the deputy manager who led the team has not yet taken a breath.

But Shen Yu doesn't care about this, that contract is worth a lot of money, and what you spend money on is a service. Since the tickets have been remitted to the account of that company in waves, there is no reason not to enjoy it.

It's a pity that Shen Yu forgot to tell the reborn about this. Maybe he was too tired today, which made his brain habitually stuck again, or maybe he relied too much on Zhuge Liang and thought that the plan was detailed enough, even if there were any omissions, Zhuge Liang could quickly make adjustments.

What he didn't expect was that many people were knocked down by hunger on the way to the dormitory carrying boxes. Whether he was brave and strong like Zhang Fei in his previous life, or as wise and keen as Einstein.

Sitting on the ground, Zhang Fei, who was grumbling with hunger, of course didn't know that there were sumptuous dishes waiting for him in the cafeteria. In fact, Zhuge Liang didn't know about it. Without the telepathy of the interdimensional correspondent Shu Tingbei, it is indeed not a good thing.

"Brother Kong Ming." A familiar voice came into Zhuge Liang's ears, "My lord asked me to ask you, when can we eat." ”

Zhuge Liang thought it was who, it turned out to be the old enemy Sima Yi. Not to mention that he didn't know when the meal would start, after all, the plan only said that he would eat after moving to the dormitory, and even if he knew, he would tell them the wrong time.

"You can't eat until you move to the dormitory." Zhuge Liang, this is the truth.

But Sima Yi didn't think so. The experience of his previous life told him that Zhuge Liang could only believe half of what he said. If you analyze the specific situation, it is credible to have food in this sentence, but it is not necessary to eat it after moving.

However, he didn't say it, but said goodbye to Zhuge Liang very elegantly, hurriedly ran back to Cao Cao's side, and gasped to tell Lao Cao his thoughts. …

Cao Cao was also worried that Zhuge Liang would fool him. The current Zhuge Liang can't talk to the same day as his previous life, and now they can't easily offend the student union president. It's just that his former subordinates are all starving, and only Sima Yi and a few others who haven't gone in to move the boxes have some physical strength left.

"It's not a problem to go on like this." Cao Cao muttered to himself. Suddenly, my mind flashed and I remembered a good note. Although this good idea was used in his previous life, Cao Cao felt that he could use it again now.

"Don't lie down!" Cao Cao stood up abruptly and said loudly to his subordinates, "Let me tell you, the school cafeteria is now ready for a rich lunch. Just waiting for everyone to enjoy. If you don't go, it's too late. ”

Hearing Cao Cao's words, Xun Yu only felt a strong sense of familiarity coming to his face, but he was smart and didn't remember what made him feel this way for a while.

"Come with me, everyone!" Cao Cao didn't see Xun Yu's puzzled face, and waved his hand to call on his subordinates to stand up and follow him.

The people who were sitting around them to rest heard, of course, also heard Cao Cao's words of encouragement. But there are still one or two of them, and their heads have not died of hunger.

"Hey, how do you know?" A tall man stood up and asked.

Cao Cao and his subordinates looked away, but they didn't recognize who this person was, thinking that it was a newcomer who appeared after he stopped serving and deleted files in his previous life, and a few Confucian scholars who respected their ancestors were a little unhappy.

"Hey, who are you?" Xu You scolded.

The big man was obviously very angry, and he was only slowly regained his composure when he was pulled by a scholar next to him, but there was still a spark in his tone. "Old man Lian Po!"

Xu You was stunned by this sentence, thinking that it was a descendant, but it turned out to be a senior, so he hurriedly stepped forward to give a salute. Several hungry generals also endured a huge "sense of emptiness" and came forward to pay homage.

Lian Po waved his hand impatiently, and asked Cao Cao in a roar: "Is what you said reliable?" ”

Most of the reborn people have great respect for the "seniors" based on traditional culture, although Cao Cao's respect is not very pious, but he still likes to put on a show and replied respectfully: "Old General Qiqi, of course this matter is true." ”

"Okay, that's good!" Lian Po said with a laugh. Cao Cao, who was bent over, secretly glanced at Lian Po, feeling that this guy with a voice like a bell didn't look like he was hungry.

"Then let's go to the cafeteria." Lian Po said, picked up a scholar from the side and swaggered to prepare to go to the cafeteria.

"That's not right." After taking two steps, Lian Po seemed to have noticed something wrong, turned around and scolded Cao Cao, "The old man doesn't know where the canteen is, why don't you send someone to lead the way?" ”

Cao Cao smiled flatteringly, and immediately beckoned his subordinates to follow him.

"Leave the boxes alone, they're all about the same thing, who is rare? Just find out the floor plan inside. When we have enough to eat and drink and have the strength, we will move the boxes again. ”

As soon as Cao Cao's words fell, he heard Lian Po complain to the scholar next to him: "It's all you, don't let me go in and get the box, you can take a look, there is a map if there is a box, we don't have it." ”

The scholar was neither angry nor afraid, but just laughed and said, "You don't have so much strength to complain here after taking the box." ”

"I don't believe in that evil." Lian Po said, "How much more can the box use?" ”

Cao Cao heard their conversation, and carefully observed the scholar, guessing that this person was most likely Lin Xiangru. This kind of person with great wisdom, Cao Cao habitually wants to win over, and is about to say something for Lin Xiangru, but when he sees him, he shakes his head and says, "I think it is our body that is used to the life of nutrients entering every moment, and after coming to this world, it is easy to get hungry." It is easy to go from thrift to luxury, and it is difficult to go from luxury to thrift. ”…

Lian Po didn't want to listen to his words, so he picked him up and followed Cao Cao's subordinates towards the cafeteria.

Cao Cao looked at the two who left, and couldn't help muttering in his heart. He really didn't know if there was anything to eat in the cafeteria. Originally, he just wanted his subordinates to be a little energetic, anyway, the lords with great powers worked hard to carry out such a resurrection operation, and it was definitely not to starve his gang to death, so even if he was tired, he should not hang up directly. It's just that if Lian Po finds out that he has been deceived and wants to settle accounts with himself, what should he do? His subordinates obviously don't have much strength left, and they will definitely not be able to stop Lian Po in anger.

Cao Cao wiped his sweat, touched his stomach, which was also rumbling, and said in his heart: "I have to go to the cafeteria myself." ”

In front of the monitor, Shen Yu, who was lying on the bed and taking a nap, was woken up by Su Ke.

"Looks like we're in a hurry." Suke said.

"What's going on?" Shen Yu rubbed his hazy eyes and asked.

"The bodies of the reborn are accustomed to life in the nutrient jar and seek to absorb more nutrients when they exercise vigorously. This strenuous exercise involves moving boxes, which apparently do not contain the nutrients their bodies need. ”

"I thought something was going on." Shen Yu lay on the bed again, "I have already asked that catering company to start work in advance." ”

After saying that, he was really tired today, and he fell asleep again. After only sighing, Su Ke said to himself, "The time to test Zhuge Liang has come." ”

Zhuge Liang didn't know what the test was. He was now so focused on completing the task at hand that he didn't even notice the Cao Cao who had left in a hurry.

"That's the cafeteria." In front of the cafeteria, Xun Yu finally remembered Cao Cao's familiar words under the stimulation of the smell of meat.

Back then, he also said that there were sour plums in that forest.

The memory went back to here, and Xun Yu couldn't help laughing. "Lord, lord, your trick of looking at the canteen to quench hunger is the right one today."

Just as he was thinking this, Lian Po had already pulled Lin Xiangru into the cafeteria. Xun Yu also calmly followed the aroma of meat.

Cao Cao didn't know Xun Yu's emotion at this time. He left late, and his current location is still a little distance from the cafeteria. And his heart is now full of worry. Because Lian Po is not alone. There were no less than 300 people who were instigated by his words not long ago and walked towards the cafeteria. If they find out that there is nothing to eat in the cafeteria, they may eat themselves.

Thinking of this, Cao Cao glanced at the people around him with some fear. But I heard the cheers of "the cafeteria has arrived" from the front.

"The cafeteria has arrived." Cao Cao muttered to himself, "I'm going to be eaten." ”

But he can't go to the cafeteria, he himself is hungry, and he dies, and he has to be a full ghost.

"My lord! Lord! Dian Wei's voice suddenly came. When Cao Cao heard this, he sighed, "It seems that you are going to die for me again in this life." Only this time I'm afraid there is no way to escape. ”

"My lord! You see! Dian Wei handed a large lump of elbow meat to Cao Cao's hand, and blinded Cao Apu's 24K titanium alloy eyes.

"Where...... Where did it come from? ”

"Huh...... The lord's question is so strange. Dian Wei said humbly, "Of course it was taken out of the cafeteria." The lord is really clever, and there is really a lot of food there. ”

When Cao Cao heard this, he was hit head-on by five million. There was actually food in the cafeteria, and it seemed that he would not be eaten.

However, Dian Wei in front of him seemed to have some doubts in his heart.

Cao Cao quickly thought of a disguise. "So you're running so fast. Then hurry up and eat. ”

Dian Wei agreed, and ran straight to the cafeteria.

As soon as the people around Cao Cao saw that he had obtained the real thing, they heard that the cafeteria was in front of them and rushed forward. After a while, Cao Cao was left standing alone, holding the elbow meat sent by his most loyal subordinate, but the most loyal subordinate, along with himself, was about to become someone else's deployment. He was not reconciled!

When heaven and man were fighting, Lian Po shouted loudly. "Who is the special Xin Qiji? Your Grandpa Lian Po will let you see today, whether I can still eat! ”

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