The cold wind is blowing, the snow is falling, and a lonely woman is standing under the street lamp, who is she waiting for? Her helpless figure touched me and made me want to help her, I don't care what others say, how I look at it, I just want to warm her heart with my body.

I'm a layman, I only use money to please and soothe her cold heart, yes, I like her, even if I can only be a husband and wife for one night, I am still willing to eat, but I found that I was wrong.

The one-night marriage in exchange for money was contrary to the law, and the cold handcuffs woke me up, and at this moment, I finally came to my senses.

I shouldn't exchange money for her feelings, this is blaspheming the most beautiful love in the world, I regret it, if I am given another chance, I will use my sincerity to impress her, not money.

I review my actions, forgive a little lamb who has been lost for love!

………… Zhuge Dachang.

This is a touching written review, written by Zhuge Dachang, if you add some lines into it, it can be performed into a love stage play that can be sung and cried at the beginning.

Therefore, the dancing knife and gun can never be compared to the dancing and ink, the literati only need a few words to turn decay into magic, Zhuge Dachang used divine love to cover up his despicable behavior, bleached himself in a few words, and the filthy and obscene slut instantly became a poet who was crazy about love.

Zhuge Dachang's review was written in Chinese, and a group of policemen read the French version plagiarized by Wu Ming, and when they read it, they were all happy, obviously they had done bad things, but they were able to write the repentance review so beautifully and movingly, and the Oriental people really had such a sense of humor.

Don't think that the national style is warm and open, but it is also illegal to call a prostitute here, but the punishment is not too severe, put it in the detention room to write a review, and then pay a fine and leave.

Recently, the Xili Huala area is not very peaceful, and there are often street girls who are deceived and robbed, so there will be police detectives pretending to be prostitutes and waiting for the rabbits, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang are considered to have hit each other by mistake, and they hit the muzzle of the gun, and it can only be said that when people are unlucky, the shit they step on is bigger than others.

After writing the review, the fine was obediently paid, and the two senior drifters were finally acquitted.

Walking out of the police office building, Zhuge Dachang felt a little smug, "It must be that my review is too well written, so they let us go so quickly." ”

"It's really well written!" Wu Ming smiled and gave a thumbs up, and praised: "This must be regarded as a model text, and I will write it like this next time." ”

Zhuge Dachang looked sneered: "Don't do it next time?" It's not a glorious thing. ”

Wu Ming coughed lightly twice and sighed: "The stall goods are really unsafe, it seems that you can only go to a regular place to consume in the future." ”

The two passed by the parking lot of the police station, Zhuge Dachang sneakily ran to a police car, Wu Ming shouted in horror: "What are you going to do?" ”

"Humph! Dare to ask Lao Tzu to write a review, if you don't teach them a lesson, it's hard to solve my depression......" After Zhuge Dachang unzipped it, he beckoned to Wu Ming, "Come here, let's help them wash the car together." ”

"I thought you wanted to steal the police car...... Wu Ming breathed a sigh of relief, walked to Zhuge Dashi's side, and said with a smile: "We fight side by side." ”

The two men leaned on the car door with their hands, venting their dissatisfaction in an alternative way, and for a long time, they shivered comfortably, cool!

Soon, their smug smiles froze on their faces, the door of the police car suddenly opened, and a fat old policeman got out of the car with a yawn, and said with a smile: "Young man, you are not small." ”

No way? Can you not be so unlucky! Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang wailed in their hearts.

The fat policeman took out his handcuffs and handcuffed the two diehards who dared to commit rebellion, and said sharply: "I will sue you for ...... Ahem...... Attack the police with water guns, you are ready to find a lawyer! ”

"What did he say?"

"He's going to sue us for assaulting the police!"

After going back and forth, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang got acquainted with the police on duty at the police station, and the two current criminals were taken back to the detention room again and became caged birds.

Zhuge Dachang looked stupid: "My words are right, right?" I didn't eat shallots and tofu when I went out, and soon came in again. ”

Wu Mingming rolled his eyes and snorted, "Do you still have the face to say?" If you have to help someone wash their car, even if you can't help it, you will die if you pee in your crotch? ”

Zhuge Dachang sneered: "What now? The charge of assaulting a police officer is serious enough. ”

"We didn't pee on his thighs, so we attacked a Mao police ......" Wu Mingchu laughed: "At most, find an excuse to lock us up for two or three days and not give us food." ”

"Don't give you food?" Zhuge Dachang said indignantly: "Do they still have the royal law in their eyes? ”

"Here, they are Wang Fa!"

"Uh...... That's right! ”

After a night of tossing, it was almost dawn, and after a long sigh of two men in prison, they lay down on a broken mat in the room, and soon fell asleep.

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When Leng Bingbing woke up, it was close to noon, and he swept around, but he still didn't see Wu Ming, and he couldn't help but worry, didn't he say that he would go back when he went? Why didn't you come back all night? Could something happen?

But I don't know his phone number, what should I do? Leng Bingbing suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly picked up the mobile phone on the bedside, found the text message sent by Wu Ming before in the text message box, and immediately dialed the number......

The other end of the phone was speaking French, and Leng Bingbing suddenly fell into the clouds, and replied directly in English: "Who are you?" Can you let Wu Ming answer the phone? ”

"Toot ......" The phone hung up, Leng Bingbing leaned against the head of the bed with the mobile phone, after a while, her mobile phone rang, looking at the familiar number, she hurriedly pressed the call button, and the first voice was taken, "Where are you?" ”

"Uh...... I'm ...... at the Sirihuala police station."

Leng Bingbing directly interrupted: "Why didn't you come back all night, what did Zhuge Dachang do?" Why was he arrested by the police? ”

"He didn't do anything bad, but the police suspected him of entering the country illegally, so they detained him."

Leng Bingbing nodded and asked, "Is the matter settled?" ”

Wu Ming laughed dryly twice and said: "The problem of illegal entry has been solved, but there are some other problems, and Dachang can't get out now." ”

"What's the problem?" Leng Bingbing said suspiciously, thought about it and continued: "Then you come back first, and I'll find a way." ”

After being silent on the other end of the phone for a while, Wu Ming sneered: "The problem now is that I was also arrested." ”

"What?" Leng Bing's voice raised a few tones, and he said hurriedly: "What's going on at the bottom?" You make it clear to me. ”

"This ...... I can't say this for a while...... Wu Ming said hesitantly: "In short, it's hard to say, you can find a way to get us out!" ”

"You guys are ...... down" Before the cold words were finished, Wu Ming had already hung up, she pinched her brows, and tried to dial Lian Danteng's phone, but still couldn't get through, it seemed that they were still on the mountain, and then dialed another number......

After going around a few circles, Leng Bingbing contacted the person in charge of the Grasse area of the French branch of Hualian Enterprise, and the other party promised her that she could solve the problem soon, hung up the phone, Leng Bingbing was still a little uneasy, and then pulled out the infusion needle, got out of bed and changed clothes.

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When he came to the Xili Huala Police Station and learned about the misdeeds committed by Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, he was so angry that he almost wanted to turn around and leave, these two bastards, can't they be at ease?

The person in charge of the Glas area of Hualian Enterprise is a Frenchman, and after some negotiation with the police, he finally bailed out Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang.

On a black extended Lincoln, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang lowered their heads, not daring to look directly at the cold people opposite, especially Wu Ming, he felt like he was sitting on pins and needles, and he felt inexplicably weak in his heart, just like a husband who was caught and raped by his wife.

After coming out of the police station without saying a word, he looked at Wu Ming coldly, and said coldly, "The company's face has made you lose your face, summon ...... Cough...... Whose idea was it? ”

"Him!" The two men not only spoke in unison, but also pointed at each other.

Wu Ming said evilly: "Brother Pig, you are really inhumane, you have done bad things and let me carry the black pot for you." ”

"...... each other," Zhuge Dachang said suspiciously, looked at Leng Bingbing as he spoke, licked his face and smiled: "Mr. Leng, you know, I don't speak French, and it is difficult to spend money to find a girl." ”

Finished! Wu Ming's brain exploded, and even if he jumped into the magma, he couldn't wash it away.

After secretly glaring at Zhuge Dachang, Wu Ming looked at the serious coldness, showed a brisk smile, and changed the topic: "By the way, is your illness better?" ”

Snorted coldly, didn't speak, and when she heard that Wu Ming was spending money to find a girl, she felt like she was about to explode, and her heart felt like something was blocked.

The atmosphere fell into an inexplicable embarrassment, and no one spoke.

At this moment, Zhuge Dachang shouted loudly: "Stop, stop!" ”

Wu Mingleng paused for a moment and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

The car stopped on the side of the road, Zhuge Dachang opened the car door, looked at Wu Mingdao, and said, "I saw a Chinese restaurant just now." ”

Wu Ming thought of something and said hurriedly: "Then what are we waiting for?" ”

Seeing the two men getting out of the car in a hurry, he shouted coldly and loudly, "Where are you going?" ”

"We're going to eat shallots and tofu!"

Are you so anxious just to eat shallots and tofu? Leng Bingbing showed a puzzled expression, shook his head, and showed a light smile, are these two big men homesick?