Chapter 1 Crossing is like a lamb skewer
At the end of the Huangpu River, on the edge of the East China Sea, flocks of seabirds keep flapping their wings, the clouds in the distance are very low, these seabirds also know that it is about to rain, the irritability before the rain makes them flutter and fly low, the rocks by the sea are beaten by the waves layer by layer, on the beach a little far from the sea, there is a young man who is not covered in clothes, he looks good, he is very handsome, and his muscles are even better, but now he has no consciousness at all. The rumbling thunder became louder and louder, and the world in the distance flashed and thundered, and suddenly, the man opened his eyes and woke up, and as he woke up, the raindrops the size of soybeans crackled and fell. He didn't have any reaction, he looked at the sea indifferently, the heavy rain blinded his eyes and made him more sober, muttering in his mouth, this time it's a change of dynasty again, I can't go back, hey, this chaotic wear around, my six times Tianlei let me wear it six times, I shouldn't wear it again, he purred in his mouth, but he didn't know that there was also a master standing in the distant clouds, and he stretched out comfortably. His uncle, every time I do this toss-up thing. Didn't you just drink some wine at the time! I didn't care about seeing this guy's situation. As for tossing people so much? I don't know what the Jade Emperor thinks, is such a person worth tossing and turning over again? I didn't know that I was so busy, I had to run from east to west, north and south! Now it's all right! For the last time, call it a day, don't bother anymore, hehe, I'll go to Lao Lei. It turned out that this uncle was Lei Zhenzi who had thundered six times when Emperor Yang of Sui was buried. It was no coincidence that Emperor Yang of Sui was buried, and the Jade Emperor gave a decree to cover the rain in a hundred miles of rain in the place where Emperor Yang of Sui was buried, but he did not expect that the location of Emperor Yang of Sui was located in the heart of thunder and lightning. Those courtiers were up and down in their hearts, and it happened that this Emperor Yang of Sui was also barren and unreasonable, drunk and raised the city, so he had to wrap it in a straw mat and fill in a pile of soil, but he didn't expect it to be all one by chance. The thunder and lightning of the thunder shock were also released, and it rained directly. Poor mortals don't know about immortals. But this was known to the deacon in charge of the number of imperial stars, and he didn't dare to be careless. Playing the Jade Emperor, the Jade Emperor is also a refreshing taste of small wine. After hearing this, the dragon body thought for a while before speaking. "Yang Guang has merits and demerits, in general, he is more tyrannical, but after death, he should be buried completely, after all, he is not an ordinary man, we also gave him the life of the emperor, right?" Lord Bo didn't dare to say anything, "But since Lei Zhenzi is Lei Zhenzi's mistake, he can't let Emperor Yang Guang be buried, then punish him to let Yang Guang live once every five hundred years, and give him six rebirths respectively, don't let him run too far, we can't see the problem." Let's all see if this guy's mentality has changed, if there is a change, according to the old rules, we will be given the emperor star by the heavenly court, hang it aside, and come to me to drink and chat during the New Year's holidays. ”
The young man lying here slowly straightened up, looking at the dark clouds in the sky with thunder and lightning, and the crackling raindrops falling into the sea and also on his face, after a long while, the rain stopped, and there was no rainbow in the sky, he stood up and laughed at himself. Fortunately, I came naked, otherwise I wouldn't know where to change my clothes! Raise your hands and take a deep breath, and then look down at your body. Well, yes, the outside is light, and the inside has not been taken away, and God treats me well, and makes me reborn several times. Every life can shine, although it is a disorderly back and forth rebirth, but after all, I am the body of the Son of Heaven, and I have been in trouble several times, facing the direction of the sea hahaha laughed a few times. That's it! I'll kneel down to you. Kneel down to the gods and Buddhas of heaven and earth. After thinking about this, he knelt down on the beach with both knees, and the sand on the ground was slightly smashed open by his knees in two rounded pits. After a while, he slowly stood up. He muttered, "The five rebirths have all been reborn to me, and the heavens have conveyed my will and understood the human situation, so how long will it take to get the revelation this time?" Otherwise, it's like a headless fly. That's annoying to death, thinking about my generation of emperors, and six dynasties through people. Always treat me well, and I can roughly know the vague situation in this life, so that it will not be so miserable." A flutter of seagulls flew overhead, and it didn't affect the good mood of this guy. Most of the salary has passed, and our Yang Guang still hasn't gotten his so-called apocalypse, so there's no way, let's go. When I looked at it again, I was dumbfounded. I just think about the apocalypse, but I don't have a trace of it on my body, how can this be good! This one look, looking at the waves, looking at the sand in the back! What to do. I don't think I've ever dressed so miserably, and I'm rainy and unclothed, do I really have to face the sea and wait until the spring flowers bloom? It's really Sheraton and helpless!
The sun gradually had the strength to sleep, and it didn't take long for his sleepy eyes to close, and he fell down on the endless night bed in the west with a grunt, Comrade Yang Guang shook the long hair of his shawl and brushed the sand grains in his hair that had been hit by the rain with his hand, and touched his stomach that had not eaten for an unknown amount of time. He strode in the direction of the setting sun. I thought to myself, hoping to find a village to pick up a piece or two of clothes to cover up a little, after all, there has never been such a tragedy. Ignoring the sand and mud, the soles of his feet strode forward, and after just a few steps, a sudden "boom" exploded in his mind, and his body involuntarily stood still in a rather funny posture. Comrade Yang Guang didn't move, because he couldn't move at this time. Because what you hope for does not come, and what you don't want comes. Of course, this is not to avoid the apocalypse, but to find a piece of clothing to cover it first, and to find something to eat. Then find a place where no one is there to wait quietly for this. It takes at least two or three hours for each apocalypse to be relieved. There's no way, there's still a lot of knowledge to be instilled, and you have to list a general information and data about the times. God is still not thin on him. So at this time, it was a bit abrupt. The one who replaced Lao Lei was delayed on the road for a while, because Lao Lei was also choked by Yang Guang's toss, and pulled the bitter water that this great immortal had not played. So there was a delay for a while. Now that he is here, the Lord Bo Xingguan doesn't care about his Yang Guang's thoughts, now he will complete the task as soon as possible, just say what he should tell, and go back to practice immortal arts, in order to improve even more! Everybody's busy, but we can't leave ourselves behind.
Just when he was about to have long nails, a woman walked from a distance, about 1.7 meters tall. He carried a big backpack on his body, wore a pair of sneakers on his feet, and wrapped his graceful figure in a casual sportswear. Tied in a big ponytail and swaying. It's good-looking. Of course, although there are wind and waves on the beach in this summer season, this girl should be very familiar with the appearance of outdoor survival. The protection is very proper. From afar, I saw that this master was motionless with his hands facing the sky, and his eyes were wide open, and he looked very crazy. Looking at the naked posture on the body, no matter how you look at it, it is weird and evil. The girl stopped, put down her bag, took out the thorn she had brought with her for self-defense, held it in her hand, and then picked up her bag and continued to walk forward. What kind of person is so dirty? Body art? There are usually no people on this desolate and lonely sea? How could there be such a person all of a sudden? Don't be a strange flower.,What a crazy guy.,Maybe there's a problem.,The most likely.,It's probably a psychotic who came here.,But it's still quite masculine.,It's not like a madman.。 If Yang Guang knew that this girl was so weird, he would probably be able to vomit three liters of blood, but unfortunately he couldn't feel it at this time, Mu was stunned with both hands supporting the sky, and the barefoot girl stepped in the sand and took steps to accept the apocalypse. After a while, the girl walked up to Yang Guang, yo, how can she look like this, she didn't have a single piece of clothing, and she stood here motionless, the woman shook her fingers in front of the sun, hoping to remind him that someone was coming, but Yang Guang didn't have the kung fu to pay attention to her at this time, and he still walked with a strange posture.
The big beauty looked at Yang Guang in front of him, but she didn't see him react at all. It's a shame to be crazy with this body, this hair is longer than mine and black and shiny, although there are still a few grains of sand. Let's help you refresh your summer, thinking about it, he raised the military thorn in his hand as a razor and circled around the top of Yang Guang's head, and strands of hair slowly fell on the sand with the night. Well, it's not bad, the craftsmanship is getting better and better. The next time I go back and shear the big golden retriever, it will definitely be even better. It's a little bit closer, I'll help you, this idiot is also pitiful. She doesn't care if Yang Guang is a lamb with a red fruit or a wild tiger waiting for an opportunity to eat people at this time, in her eyes, she probably regards Yang Guang as his pet. He also stabbed the military thorn on Yang Guang's head, and slashed the parts around him that looked unsatisfactory. Now it can be completely cool, our emperor Yang Guang is receiving the message of the times conveyed by God, and he was tragically and unconsciously cut into a broken hair. A hair drilled into his nose with the wind, exhaling~~~ Ah sneeze~~ I couldn't hold back Yang Guang's sneezing, and the fine foam in his mouth flew directly to the girl's plump chest. Yang Guangyi was excited. This sucks, my apocalypse. Yang Guang was stunned for a while by this girl's unconsciousness of destroying the memories of the previous joyful travel trips and the last part of the comprehensive hodgepodge of modern society. Looking up to the sky and roaring, "Ah~~~~~" startled the seagulls on the nearby beach and flew out. also startled the girl next to her, "You are insane, what the hell is called a big night." Saliva squirts all over people." Yang Guang looked at the hair under his feet and looked at the military thorn on the girl's hand, and couldn't help but point at the girl with curiosity: "You little girly skin is really angry with me, let me ask you, who gave you the courage to dare to stab me." Hold a sharp blade in your hand and cut my hair and skin, and the sin should not be forgiven. I'm really. These words are also the burst of the emperor's domineering in the subconscious. After all, it is not a joke to be disturbed by such a big thing, and now Yang Guang has almost erased the memory of those lives in addition to knowing that he is Emperor Yang of Sui. You say how this is not annoying, if not infuriating.
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to snatch the thorn from the hand of the girl standing opposite. When the girl saw that the situation was not right, she raised her hand and stabbed the dagger obliquely, like Yang Guang's palm. Yang Guang's right hand turned into a squatting posture, and his left hand snapped and pushed it out to the woman's elbow is a card, and then his right hand grabbed the opponent's dagger skillfully, not thinking that the woman was not easy to use. Raised his leg and stepped on Yang Guang's feet, after all, our master is barefoot without shoes. If you step on it, at least you can make Yang Guang jump up in pain, Yang Guang grabbed the dagger and bowed back, and his legs were drawn back sharply, pulling and twisting and buckling. After dodging the little brute foot that stepped on, he was also really angry. With a palm slashing at the leg that kicked over, he planned to chop it down, you know, Yang Guang himself has experienced a hundred battles, how can it be as ruthless as modern people can imagine, if it is really chopped up, it can directly discount the opponent's leg bones. That's really spicy, and it's miserable. As soon as the woman saw that the situation was not right, she also took advantage of the situation, and then Yang Guang's arm stirred, and a horizontal kick kicked towards the top of Yang Guang's head from top to bottom. It's all ruthless, let's say it's easy, their confrontation is not so comfortable, and they may bring down one at any time. In the current situation, girls are definitely at a disadvantage, but they are just resisting. Yang Guang recovered with one hand and pulled the bow with the other, clenched his palm into a fist and hit the center of the woman's foot, and was hit by Yang Guang with a punch, which was two or three meters away. Yang Guang looked at her at this time and said, "I won't kill you for the time being, I guess it's also an unintentional move, get up now, I'll ask you something."
"You're not insane, aren't you?" The girl raised her head and looked at Yang Guangjiao drinking. "It's so vicious, I see that you look like you're alone here, I think you're just a madman or a homeless person, and I helped you get a haircut, why are you so nervous and arrogant? You are a dead perverted ghost hooligan, and my aunt and grandmother were so angry that the soles of your feet hurt so much. Are you a bison reincarnated? A series of words erupted from the lips of the girl lying on the ground, although it hurt people's self-esteem, but it was also a few words over and over, and they were pleasant and crisp like a pearl and jade, but Yang Guang had never encountered a wonderful situation. Yes! That's it! Please forgive the little lady, things are not what you think. It's a long story, I'm from a place you don't know, I was practicing qi just now, and your interruption can easily cause me to go mad and fall into the devil and die all over, so please don't blame me for being so hot with you. And I didn't mean to put you to death, otherwise you wouldn't be my enemy. Yang Guang could only tell a little lie to the girl lying on the ground like this. Look at this virtue, do you have to take off your clothes when you practice? You lie to the ghost, and besides, you hurry up and put on your clothes, believe it or not, I cut him and feed him to the dog" Yang Guang listened to a sweat, this girl is really hot-tempered, forget it, good men don't fight women. Besides, it looks like you're going to have to ask for it. Bear with me for now! In a place where you are not familiar with life, if you don't have a good guide and guidance, it is still very difficult to integrate. "Get up, it's raining before, and the ground is damp, can you see what clothes you have in your bag and give me one?" My clothes were brought back to his broad bosom by the sea. "Anyway, I lied to this girl, and I don't mind lying again, besides, it's all a harmless lie, and I don't want to expose my deeds so badly." What's your name? My name is Yang Guang".
I vaguely remember that the first six times were not so tragic and unbearable. But the specific plot was all messed up by the girl just now. This guy has worn it six times and always insisted on his name, and I don't know if there is a seventh time, but there is no tragedy to cross over to others, always this skin of about thirty years old, strong and strong, and it will definitely attract a lot of eyes with different surnames and rejection of the same surname on another occasion. The girl stood up from the sand, turned around, opened her bag, took out a wide bathrobe, threw it at Yang Guang and said, "For you, hurry up and put it on, it's ugly." Thanks to my aunt's virtue of probation, if you meet an unreasonable person, you will be embarrassed. "This is also a little smaller, Yang Guang put the bathrobe on his body, but unfortunately it was very tight, very uncomfortable, and he picked up the military thorn thrown aside and made a long slit on his back, which was much more comfortable, although it was still not satisfactory, but it was much better than Chiguoguo's just now. Wang Qingya looked at Yang Guang and sighed, "Hey, I met you unlucky person." It's really unfortunate for three lives, and all the good plans have been lost by you." Yang Guang didn't know what other girls were thinking and didn't plan to ask, at this time his mind was still confused, how could he have the heart to do those things he didn't want to do. And at this time, I feel a little hungry. After all, it's tiring to stand for such a long time. He twisted his body and said, "Thank you, this young lady is such a kind person!" I can't thank you enough. Although it can't be completely covered, it can also keep Benjun from losing face. The grace of dripping water, and let it be repaid later. Can we go find something to eat now? I am hungry. After speaking, his stomach grunted, and he cooperated with Yang Guang's words just now. Yang Guang felt a little embarrassed when his stomach barked like this. grinned and said: "It's really a big loss in front of you, it's too unscrupulous, please forgive the little lady." "I'm not as full of Sven as you are to become a rough person, since I met to help you, it's nothing, I can't stand it if it's too Sven, can you be normal! Now look at you nondescript, like a big horse monkey in a tree, shameless, and so rude just now. It's disgusting now, I really can't stand you. After speaking, he turned his head and beckoned, "Let's go, go back." ”
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