Great Aunt of All Evils,

A wise man thinks a thousand times, there must be a mistake, usually there is no omission, but there will always be a mistake at every critical time, Wu Ming really wants to look up to the sky and roar, Lao Tzu is not Tang Seng, Lao Tzu wants to come to the West to enjoy Elysium, not to come to seek the true scriptures,

I knew this earlier, I shouldn't have been reserved before, the seventeen-year-old girl with a bright body, like a snake, full of vitality, it was easy to squeeze herself dry, Wu Ming regretted it, and could only sigh with a choke sigh, did you really want to become a sad masturbation tonight,

Wu Ming was dejected at the door of the room, and after Shen Ruoxi came back from the bathroom, he glanced at him and whispered, "What are you still doing, you can rest." ”

"Oh." Wu Ming nodded mechanically and walked back to his room dejectedly,

"Where are you going?"

"Go back to the room and see the sub-disc."

The corners of Shen Ruoxi's eyes twitched, a trace of anger rose in her heart, and she said angrily: "Didn't you say that you can't sleep if you can't smell me." ”

Wu Ming sighed: "Your relatives are here again, and I can't do anything when I smell you, it will make my life worse than death." ”

"What relatives." Shen Ruoxi paused for a moment, and after turning a corner and thinking about it, she glanced at Wu Ming prettyly, and said angrily: "In addition to this matter in your mind, do you think of anything else?" ”

Shen Ruoxi snorted disdainfully with her nostrils, floated into the room, and slammed the door hard, the anger seemed to be not small, it seemed that she needed to have a good chat, Wu Ming touched her nose, and followed into the beauty boudoir,

Pickle girl's four-character mantra 'stealing and pickpocketing', stealing her heart, touching her body, picking her skirt, stealing her person, what is love, loving a woman is to pit her, get her, kidnap her, lie to her for a lifetime, and when she is seventy or eighty, when her teeth fall out, she still says that she is the loveliest woman in the world, this is true love,

Every woman likes to listen to sweet words, but men must learn to judge the situation, praise is a skill, praise the appearance of Dong Shi with the beauty of Xi Shi, it is not praise, but irony, if you want to praise a woman's heart, then you have to prescribe the right medicine, praise her proud,

It's good to be a woman, Shen Ruoxi is proud of her towering breasts, Wu Ming always thought it was her buttocks, Sister Ruoxi, your ass is really round,

Disaster came from the mouth, Wu Ming's wrong praise made Shen Ruoxi enter a state of rage, opened the mode of chaos, and the war game between men and women kicked off.

"Damn, kick my little brother, you want to be a widow."

"Hmph, you deserve it!"

"If I don't give you some color, you won't know how powerful my brother is."

"Ahh

followed by a series of crisp snapping sounds, the lights that had been extinguished around them turned on one after another, and the sleeping neighbors were all woken up, but the war between Wu Ming and Shen Ruoxi had come to an end and fell into silence.

In the room, on the messy big bed, Shen Ruoxi obediently straddled Wu Ming's lower abdomen, blushing like a delicate begonia, Wu Ming gently kneaded her buttocks, and said arrogantly: "Next time, if you dare to commit a crime, I will beat your ass." ”

Shen Ruoxi slapped Wu Ming's chest, looking ashamed, Wu Ming smiled, reached out and touched her cherry lips, and then leaned into her ear and whispered,

After listening to Wu Ming's whispering, Shen Ruoxi showed a disgusted expression, and said angrily: "It's disgusting, I don't want it." ”

The corners of Wu Ming's mouth hooked up a treacherous smile, Shen Ruoxi is a stupid little woman, a lamb that is very easy to abduct, he coughed lightly, and said neatly: "Then we rock-paper-scissors, you have to be obedient if you lose." ”

Shen Ruoxi shook her head vigorously and snorted, "Don't try to lie to me. ”

Wu Ming smiled: "I'll give you ten chances, as long as you can win me once, I won't pester you, how about it, it's fair to you." ”

Shen Ruoxi thought for a while, then stretched out her little hand and said coquettishly: "As long as I win once, you will give me honest sleep." ”

"Of course, a gentleman's word, no horse can be chased."

Rock-paper-scissors, ten guesses are all negative, Shen Ruoxi looked at his hand stupidly, revealing an unbelievable expression, how could he not win once, Wu Ming's eyes became deep and confused, and he said lightly: "This is the will of God, the will of God cannot be violated, Sister Ruoxi, you accept your fate." ”

Shen Ruoxi pursed her lips and played a scoundrel: "You must have cheated, it doesn't count." ”

Wu Ming said indignantly: "You are a mother, you have to set a good example for your children, people can't be untrustworthy." ”

Thinking of what Wu Ming wanted her to do, Shen Ruoxi felt that her pretty face was hot, and after hesitating for a moment, she whispered, "Turn off the lights first, okay." ”

The lights went out and the room was dark,

…………………………………

The sun had risen, and the room was bright,

The pig's trotters are so delicious, sweet and sour and a little salty, Wu Ming smacked his mouth, slowly opened his eyes, and then found that he was holding Shen Ruoxi's little feet in his hand, and his delicate and cute toes were painted with bright red nail polish, which looked even more pink and moist.

Why is her toes wet and vomiting, Wu Ming covered his mouth and jumped up, and rushed out of the room wearing pants, even if Wu Ming was like a ghost, he still drank Shen Ruoxi's footwashing water,

After cleaning up the leftovers in the house, the three of them sat down at the dining table, Shen Ruoxi blushed and almost buried her head in her chest, like a shy newlywed little wife, Wu Ming was black, and her face looked very unhealthy,

Shen Yiyi asked with concern: "Uncle, your face is not very good, are you sick?" ”

Wu Ming said with a pale face: "I ate too much nail polish and was poisoned." ”

Shen Ruoxi snorted and laughed, but she soon couldn't laugh, when Wu Ming poured the milk into the cup, she glanced at it, she didn't know what she thought, her face instantly turned crimson, she vomited, she covered her mouth and ran to the bathroom,

Shen Yiyi looked at Wu Ming, blinked ambiguously, and asked in a low voice, "Sister Shen, is she pregnant?" ”

"Pregnant with a fart."

"You can carry a fart."

"I said she wasn't pregnant." Wu Ming said angrily, then coughed lightly twice, and said seriously: "She may be sick to the milk." ”

After breakfast, the three of them put on thick winter clothes and drove to the leisure villa near Shijingshan District, which is a place with beautiful mountains and rivers, and is a good place for weekend leisure and entertainment.

The so-called treasure hunt activity, that is, the owner of the villa buried some medals in the orchard, as long as you dig up the medals, you can redeem the prizes, the first prize is a plasma color TV, the tail prize is some cheap tobacco and alcohol drinks, of course, there is a special pit dad award 'thank you for your patronage',

The ticket is 100 yuan, buy the ticket, Wu Ming and the mother and daughter carried a small shovel into a large orchard with hundreds of acres, the orchard can be seen everywhere traces of being cultivated, and there are sparse fruits hanging on the fruit trees, these fruits can be eaten at will,

It may be that the winning rate is too low, and there are not too many tourists who come to hunt for treasure, Wu Ming and the three of them wander around in the orchard, digging and digging in the east and digging in the west, and after a long time they still found nothing, and then, they picked some fresh fruits and came to the orchard's sprinkler irrigation faucet to clean,

Wu Ming picked apples, he was washing apples,

Shen Ruoxi picked Sydney pears, she was washing Sydney pears,

Shen Yiyi stepped on stool, she was washing her shoes,

The love on the faces of the two adults was very stiff, and their shoulders couldn't help but shrug, Shen Yiyi glared at them, and said angrily: "You can laugh if you want to, don't hold back your internal injuries." ”

"Haha...... Gege ...... "Wu Ming and Shen Ruoxi laughed heartlessly, laughing so much that they couldn't straighten their waists, Shen Yiyi's little face was completely dark, when she was picking fruit before, she stepped on the dog shit in the grass,

Shen Yiyi had just finished washing her shoes, and a little black dog swaggered past the eyes of the three of them, Shen Yiyi looked at the puppy with a fierce look in her eyes, and scolded categorically: "It must be this dog's, I want to it." ”

Wu Ming and Shen Ruoxi didn't talk back yet, Shen Yiyi had already waved a shovel and rushed towards the puppy, the puppy was quite spiritual, it saw that the situation was not right, and immediately ran away, and the three of them ran out after the puppy,

The three of them chased the puppy to a secluded corner of the orchard, the puppy ran very fast, and disappeared into the grass in a blink of an eye, and a sign was erected on the small dirt slope in the grass, which read: There is no buried treasure here, there is a cable underneath, do not dig,

Wu Ming's eyes burst out with a fine light, he directly tore off the brand, and started to plane, Shen Ruoxi hurriedly stopped: "You are crazy, the sign says that there is a cable underneath, and you are still digging." ”

Wu Ming snorted: "What do you know, this is just a trick they want to cover up, and the grand prize must be buried here." ”

Shen Yiyi chuckled: "What if you really dig up the cable." ”

"Run." Old God Wu Ming spit out a word, he swallowed his saliva in his hand, looked at the mother and daughter and said, "You stay away, I'm going to cut this place up." ”

Hita Hit Hit ...... The dirt was flying, Wu Ming waved a small shovel, like an excavator with full power, but in a short period of time, he dug out a large pit with a length and width of nearly three meters and a depth of two meters, which shocked the mother and daughter.

Seeing that Wu Ming was still persevering, Shen Ruoxi walked to the edge of the pit and shouted sweatingly: "Don't dig, do you want to dig out the groundwater." ”

Wu Ming wiped his sweat with his sleeve and said with a smug smile: "This brand is really a lie, there is no cable under this at all, I feel that I am getting closer and closer to the grand prize." ”

The corners of Shen Ruoxi's mouth twitched twice, and said with a wry smile: "Big brother, you have a bit of a brain, who would bury the award so deeply." ”

Wu Ming said stiffly: "No one has dug up the grand prize for so long, which means that the boss here is a profiteer, his heart is very black, and the buried treasure must be very deep." ”

Shen Ruoxi sighed: "Then you just keep digging." ”

In fact, after digging for so long, Wu Ming also has no bottom in his heart, but he doesn't want to be embarrassed in front of beautiful women, he wants to dig out something to prove his judgment,

As long as you are willing to pay, there will always be a reward, and when you dig to a depth of nearly three meters, Wu Ming shouted excitedly: "Shen Ruoxi, I have dug up a treasure." ”

The mother and daughter hurriedly came to the edge of the pit and said hurriedly: "What did you dig up?" ”

"Look, antique." Wu Ming, who was covered in mud, lifted a clay pot, walked up the slope by the pit, and said with a smile: "We are developed." ”

Seeing the rustic clay pot in the soil, Shen Ruoxi shook her head and said with a smile: "It looks like a pickle jar, such an ugly appearance, even if it is an antique, it can't be sold for a few dollars." ”

"Whether it's worth it or not has to be appraised by an expert to know." Wu Ming said happily: "Let's go, let's go back to find someone to identify now." ”

Wu Ming held the clay pot, and walked out of the orchard with high spirits, I heard that he dug out the antiques, and many tourists who dug up treasures had their eyes shining, and they rushed to the place where the treasures were unearthed.

In the office of the villa, a male employee rushed in in a panic and exclaimed: "Boss, no, there are hundreds of people who have dug up the grave of your great-great-grandfather, and we can't stop it if we want to." ”

The fat boss slapped the case and yelled, "What the hell is going on." ”

The male employee said cautiously: "I heard that someone dug out an antique clay pot, and now those people want to dig up antiques, and they are all red-eyed." ”

The fat boss shouted angrily: "Bullshit antique, that may be my ancestor's urn, which turtle grandson dug it, didn't we insert a sign reminding that there is a cable, whose hands are so cheap." ”

"I don't know."

"Damn bastards." The fat boss scolded and walked out of the office angrily, and the male employee followed behind.