[124] Women's War
"A natural shooter?"
Lin Hao muttered to himself, his expression a little weird.
"That's right, a natural shooter, a troll hunter, I was sitting next to the wheat and could see it clearly! That bastard is so annoying to speak, if he dares to stand in front of me, the old lady will definitely spit on his face! Hai Mimi's anger was still unsubsided, her chest was undulating, and she obviously hated that hunter brother Tai to the core.
Yuan Ze lowered his head and drank wine, and glanced at Yun Mu sympathetically.
Yun Mu never spoke, he wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and his expression was a little embarrassed.
Liu Ya didn't know what was going on, and vaguely felt that the expressions of the three animals were weird.
"Little junior brother, what's wrong?" Hai Mimi immediately became gentle again, noticing Yun Mu's action of wiping the cold sweat just now, she was secretly worried, Sister Fei was too outgoing just now, and she bluffed him into wiping the cold sweat?
"Hehe...... Yun Mu was a little embarrassed on his face, and sneered: "Actually, I am a natural shooter......
Hai Mi Mi was stunned, and her small mouth opened to stuff an egg.
Maizi didn't speak, staring at Yun Mu murderously.
Even Liu Ya couldn't stand it: "Just catch it, why are you so shameless?" ”
Yun Mu looked at the willow buds, then at the wheat, and said weakly: "Is it okay for her to scold me first?" ”
Mai Zi was angry, and said coldly: "How can I scold you, I just said: kao!" ”
Yun Mu: "This is not a curse? ”
Maizi: "I'm scolding the sky for being eyeless, blaming myself for my bad luck, and I didn't name you and scolded you!" ”
Yun Mu was unhappy: "Then I didn't name and scold you!" ”
Maizi was even more unhappy: "You circled around me more than a dozen times, kept showing BB, and danced in front of me while typing and swiping the screen, isn't this called naming names?" ”
Yun Mu: "I see that you are handsome, can you watch you for a while?" ”
Maizi glared: "What do you mean, you have to get along with me?" ”
"Forget it, what's so noisy. It's just a misunderstanding, and the past is gone. We're all friends, so why bother? Yuan Ze hurriedly played a round, he also counted on using the appeal of Maizi to recruit a few more girls from the first middle school for the guild in the future, and he must not mess things up.
Liu Ya sat silently next to Yun Mu, Yun Xiaomu in her heart was such a person, if she was disgusted, she would find an opportunity to come back with double disgust, and she didn't know what to say about it.
Hai Mimi was also comforting: "Forget it, this little misunderstanding, as for being angry?" ”
Maizi: "I'm as for it! ”
Hai Mimi: "Don't make trouble, the little junior brother didn't know you at that time, he definitely didn't mean it." ”
Maizi gritted his teeth: "He made it clear that he did it on purpose, I rubbed the hearthstone, and he also typed and said, 'This is leaving?' You just give in? Do you dare to have a little Olympic spirit', is it tolerable or unbearable! ”
Yuan Ze immediately betrayed his class feelings for many years and stood on Maizi's side: "Xiaomu, you are going too far, apologize to Maizi, this matter is over." ”
Hai Mimi said: "Little junior brother, you punish yourself for three cups, if this girl still doesn't forgive you, I will fight with her!" ”
Yuan Ze and Lin Hao immediately looked at Hai Mi Mi with admiration, and they couldn't imagine that the goddess of a middle chest was so righteous. In the blink of an eye, Hai Mimi's status in the rivers and lakes in the minds of the two of them has risen by several notches.
In fact, Haimimi is secretly overjoyed.
Senior Brother Yun is the legendary cup poured, three cups...... It should be in order.
Maizi didn't think about it so much, but she was touched by Hai Mimi's thigh, and she immediately understood.
Seeing that the two brothers had gone to the local camp, and Liu Ya remained neutral and watched the play, the natural shooter was very entangled. I think when he was spinning in circles, Maizi also scolded him for a long time, he still remembers the viciousness of the words, why has it become his own fault now?
Maizi sneered: "Are you a man, are you afraid of three beers?" ”
It's about the dignity of a man, and Third Brother Yun can't bear it.
He was pondering that he used to have problems drinking at 7 o'clock. Now that the root bone is 13 o'clock, the physical fitness has been greatly improved, has the alcohol immunity also improved?
Having made up his mind, the creature picked up a full glass of wine and drank it with his head up.
Hai Mi Mi cheered, and even the jade rabbit in the chest was beating happily, seeing that Yuan Ze and Lin Hao's eyes were red. The two animals didn't know at all, this big-chested and brainless flower girl seemed to admire Senior Brother Yun's iron-blooded real man's momentum at first glance, but in fact, she had other plans.
Yun Mu drank three cups in a row, and Yuan Ze and Lin Hao were shocked.
After three cups, Yun Mu blushed and had a thick neck, but there was no rash.
The natural shooter was overjoyed, and the improvement of the root bone really worked!
He just wanted to make a gesture with a horizontal knife, and suddenly his feet slipped...... I said, my head is a little dizzy.
Liu Ya was always ready like a young pioneer, and as soon as Yun Mu slipped under his feet, she supported him, and the two sat down again. Touching the softness around him, Yun Mu saw the hope of life again, and he knew that this was the case, so he drank a few more glasses.
Maizi's face softened, this girl is a person who can afford to put it down, and she is no longer angry.
Hai Mimi's heart is full of joy, there is no doubt that Senior Brother Yun has become the most drunk person on the scene, and she is getting closer and closer to her goal, if she can not afford to get drunk, it would be the best.
Lin Hao looked at Yun Mu directly: "It's weird, third brother, why don't you have a rash yet?" ”
Yun Mu was dizzy, and scolded with a smile: "Get out, you stared at me for a long time just to see the rash?" ”
Yuan Ze immediately knocked on Lin Hao's head, hating iron and steel: "Mouse, brother doubts your IQ again." His rash was a junior high school thing, and now this thing has obviously grown taller and stronger, and it must be different from before, which is called: resistance, good body! ”
Lin Hao also felt that Yun Mu was a little taller than before, and rubbed his head and smirked.
The atmosphere became cheerful again, Yuan Ze was very familiar with the wind and the rudder, and when he saw that Maizi was not angry, he immediately brought the topic to the construction of the guild. In fact, it is very difficult to build a stable team of 40 people in these years, and the two sides have held long consultations on this.
After talking about the preliminary results, Maizi said in the style of the eldest sister: "It's not too early, you will be scolded if you go home too late, the last six bottles of wine, everyone has a bottle per person, and after drinking, let's break up." ”
Hai Mimi immediately raised her hands in approval, it is too difficult to use conspiracy to intoxicate Yun Mu and Liu Ya, especially guessing boxing, which is no different from sending them to death. At this moment, Maizi's words are undoubtedly a clever conspiracy in Hai Mimi's opinion, and it is very cost-effective to divide it evenly according to the head.
Yuan Ze and Lin Hao also had no opinion, they felt that Maizi's proposal was quite fair.
The only one who has an opinion is Yun Mu, he is dizzy, he has been in and out of the left ear and right ear in the conversation of several people just now, and he didn't listen to a few words. This is going to have another bottle, and I guess I have to lie down on the spot.
Maizi is a hot-blooded young woman, and when she saw that no one objected, she blew on the bottle on the spot, and came to do it first. Yuan Ze and Lin Hao's small universe suddenly burned, and they also blew on the bottle.
This kind of bottle-blowing drinking method is more ferocious than drinking cup by cup, and people with poor alcohol consumption can't resist it at all. This is what Hai Mi Mi wants, pick up the bottle and drink the wine up, leaving no way back for Liu Ya and Yun Mu.
Not to be outdone, Liu Ya also drank up a bottle of wine, and became even more drunk.
At this moment, Yun Mu has no choice, even the three girls are so hot-blooded, and it would be too unethical to twist and pinch it by himself. From childhood to adulthood, the number of times Yun Mu drank wine can be counted with one hand, a total of three times, once when Yuan Ze was born, once when a few animals in the dormitory went to [***], and once was a celebration banquet after defeating the second middle school colonel.
At the moment, this cargo can't be managed so much, grabbing the bottle and pretending to be a hot-blooded young man.
As soon as he drank half a bottle, Yun Mu was so rushed that he removed the wine bottle, and his stomach was overturned.
"I'll drink it for you." Liu Ya said and was about to snatch the wine bottle.
Yun Mu held the wine bottle and said, "It's okay, I can handle it myself." ”
Liu Ya said angrily: "If you can't drink it, don't drink it, pretend to be a hero." ”
Yun Mu: "No, I'm not the same as before, this half bottle is fine." ”
Liu Ya: "Don't be strong there!" You can do anything, so what do you want me to do? ”
As he spoke, he snatched the bottle from the bottle without question.
Yun Mu was stunned, Liu Ya was white, wasn't it what the buddy said to her in the afternoon?
He couldn't speak, he only felt that his whole body was filled with a great happiness, and suddenly he understood a little why Liu Ya buried her head in the afternoon and smirked.
Maizi and Hai Mimi were also stunned, and they were deeply impressed by this dialogue.
Staring at the willow buds, a trace of sourness welled up in Maizi's eyes.
Hai Mimi's sourness was written directly on her face, and she said unhappily: "Who is being strong?" said one bottle per person, why did you break the rules? ”
Liu Ya was very drunk and said very fiercely: "I'll help him drink, what can you do to me?" ”
Hai Mimi is also drunk, this girl's bottle of wine is average, and the guessing of boxing has reached a limit before. Just after a bottle of wine was poured, it became the last straw that broke the camel's back.
This girl was drunk, her attitude changed, and she pointed at Liu Ya and said angrily: "Who are you, is it your turn to drink?" ”
Maizi, who had vomited once, was still relatively sober, and she sighed secretly, oh no, this time she was really going to tear her face. What it is like to get drunk and start drunk, Maizi knows best.
Liu Ya sneered: "You don't care who I am, it's not your turn to point fingers." ”
Yun Mu's head was groggy, his thinking was short-circuited, and he didn't think of how to solve the problem in front of him for a while.
Yuan Ze and Lin Hao were stunned, the two girls in front of them were fine just now, why did they suddenly become incompatible? I don't know the situation, and they can't persuade them, so they are stunned and act as spectators.
Hai Mimi said aggressively: "Liu Ya, don't take yourself too seriously!" If I had known him two years earlier, what would have happened to you? The blind date is amazing, you're not his girlfriend yet! Hmph, if it weren't for you, the little junior brother's face wouldn't have become like this! ”.
(To be continued)