Chapter 181: Ermei is shocked
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People have three urgency, it's not that they can't see anything, but the hall is wide, everyone is watching, and they are about to pee when they open their mouths, and there is a little girl who blushes with shame, blushes with embarrassment, and blushes even more, which makes people can't help laughing. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info full book
The two of them look even more ridiculous.
The trunk is dirty, and the hooligans are lazy and never clean, and the dust is extremely thick. The two of them were covered with their heads, their hair was covered with spider webs, their faces were muddy, Chen Yan's little white skirt and Xu Shrimp's white shirt were all dirty and wrinkled. Chen Yan was even more suffocated, and her legs were almost unable to clamp.
Lin Anan couldn't cry or laugh. Ji Ruomin is even more angry and funny, and he is glad that he came in time, if it is delayed, the two of them may not be able to hold back inside, which is almost the same as playing the Spring Palace.
The policemen also laughed, thinking that this kid could think of it, and actually hid in the trunk. The most ridiculous thing is the little hooligans, pulling the two of them to run together, but they don't know that they are really a bunch of fools.
Of course, the little hooligans couldn't laugh, they were beaten to the point of urine, and when they saw the two of them coming out of the trunk, they were dumbfounded, and their eyes almost didn't fall to the ground, and they couldn't help but regret not being at the beginning. It's not that I regret not finding out, but I regret that I provoked this evil star.
Unlike the West, due to cultural and institutional differences, no power in the East is as great as heaven. Even if the West is the president, if you don't like it, you will be killed, and the Kennedy brothers are an example of blood. For the little hooligans, the most direct and most dare not offend is undoubtedly the two major systems of the military and police, the police needless to say, the military is even more fatal, as long as they suffer losses, they will never be lawless in retaliation, not to mention that they will offend both.
The hooligans were full of remorse, smashed their teeth and swallowed them in their stomachs, hating Lin Dacai of the pit man to the bone.
Xu Xia couldn't wait to say hello to the police, and she didn't have time to take care of the little hooligans, so she was busy taking Chen Yan to find a place to borrow a toilet.
Seeing that the fight was almost over, Deputy Captain Li, led by the criminal police, stepped forward and said, "Xiao Ji, it's almost done, if you hit hard, you have to be treated, and we don't have enough funds." ”
Only then did Ji Ruomin stop the armed policemen and thanked: "Lao Li, I'm bothering you today, if it weren't for you, my family might not be what would happen today." ”
Captain Li waved his hand and said, "My own people, what are you polite." He was concerned again: "How is it, is there nothing wrong with my brother-in-law?" ”
Ji Ruomin felt slightly embarrassed, and simply said: "What's the matter, don't you see everything, it's called urinating." ”
Captain Li laughed out loud and said sincerely: "Brother-in-law's brain is really fast, you can think of hiding there, you really have a vision." ”
Ji Ruomin was proud, and pretended to say: "Alas, he will do these things about chickens and dogs." ”
Captain Li said solemnly: "You can't say that, this is also ability, the two of you are both literate and martial, and the children will be no different in the future, you must be both civil and military, which means that you have foresight." ”
Ji Ruomin is even more stinky and beautiful, and hurriedly made another modesty.
Captain Li is very good at talking, Lin Anan wants to laugh, of course it is good to have both civil and military skills, but if you want to write like Ji Ruomin, and if you want to be like a small shrimp in martial arts, wouldn't you be able to learn literature, and you can't learn martial arts?
After the armed police squadron leader and the secretary general finished fighting, they also came over to talk, taking the opportunity to get close.
The detectives dragged up the dead dog-like hooligans and handcuffed them one by one. The little soldier is more experienced, the butt of the gun is smashed on the shoulder, chest or back, there is no head to greet the hooligans, the hooligans are not seriously injured, their faces are full of flowers and blood from their mouths and noses, they are kicked by the leather shoes of the squadron leader and the chief of secretary, and there is no big problem.
After Xu Xia and Chen Yan borrowed the toilet, Ji Ruomin was busy introducing them to each other.
As he was talking, Captain Li received a phone call, Lin Dacai was arrested and brought to justice, and everyone was excited again. Xu Shrimp said that he would invite the police to dinner another day, and Captain Li asked him to go back to the criminal police team to sign, as for the content of the confession, he would not waste his time, and the criminal police would make reasonable arrangements.
Xu Shrimp didn't forget that his car was locked by chains, and went to ask the hooligans for the key, but the key was still in the hands of the hooligan B, so angry that Ji Ruomin gave him another kick in the egg bag, and the unlucky rogue B was really kicked into the old 2.
Subsequently, the criminal police took the prisoners away, and the squadron leader returned with the fighters, and the crowd dispersed.
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Xu Shrimp and the four of them also left, but Lin Anan still drove, Xu Shrimp sat in the co-pilot, and Ji Ruomin accompanied Chen Yan in the back seat, which was also the only suitable way to sit. The itinerary is naturally to send Chen Yan first to the former residence of Xiao Shrimp.
Chen Yan has been in a state of extreme embarrassment since she was rescued, not only to be alone with Xiao Shrimp, but also to soak in urine, and even more afraid of Ji Ruomin's toughness, she doesn't like to talk, she doesn't dare to raise her head, except to thank Ji Ruomin, she doesn't dare to say anything.
But she was worried that it would be redundant.
Maybe she was in a good mood, or Chen Yangang was abandoned and couldn't bear it, or she didn't take her seriously at all, in short, Ji Ruomin surprisingly didn't say anything excessive, and symbolically comforted her.
Chen Yan was grateful for the accident, her heart was a little relieved, and she let go a lot, but she was still afraid of Ji Ruomin, as long as she opened her mouth, she would call her sister-in-law, and she was happy to hear Ji Ruomin.
All the way to it, Chen Yan thanked Ji Ruomin and got out of the car. Xu Shrimp politely sent it down, and then turned into the back seat.
Seeing Chen Yan enter the building, Ji Ruomin said energetically: "Stinky scoundrel, hugging other people's wives for a long time, it's quite stinky and beautiful?" ”
Xu Xia's car door hadn't closed yet, and he fell back angrily: "What are you thinking about?" is getting more and more evil, and when such a big thing happens, does it have anything to do with whose wife? ”。
It really has nothing to do with other people's wives, and Chen Yan is indeed not Jin Biao's wife, a friend's wife, you can't be bullied, and you can't get on top.
Ji Ruomin was beaten in anger, and said stiffly: "Then why don't you discuss with me and lend her the house?" ”
Xu Shrimp said patiently: "The house is empty and empty, we are already colleagues, Jin Biao broke up suddenly, she was not prepared at all, she was alone and had nowhere to go, why not borrow her to live?" Besides, I was the one who matched it at the beginning, and I also had the responsibility to help her, and I felt more comfortable. ”
Ji Ruomin wanted to say something, but Xu Xia didn't stop and said: "I'm so dangerous tonight, you don't say anything to comfort and comfort me, and you still hold on." I just saw that you are very friendly to people, and I thought you had learned well, but you just got off the bus and the old disease relapsed. ”
Ji Ruomin said aggrievedly: "It's just the danger, I'll say it." That Chen Yan looks like a sullen slut, maybe she secretly liked you when she was with Jin Biao, and now she is living and dying together, can I not be careful? ”。
Xu Xia sighed, hugged the big police flower into his arms and said, "Chen Yan is quite sensible, it won't be like that." Besides, I won't tell you, I'm ironclad now, no matter who kicks me here, I'm going to break a bone, what else are you worried about? ”
Ji Ruomin curled his mouth, glanced at him, and didn't say anything more.
In fact, Ji Ruomin was in a good mood, so he habitually said it. really didn't take Chen Yan very seriously, compared to Zhang Li's charming fox and Xia Feng'er's infinite charm, at least Chen Yan looked much safer. However, she is still very dissatisfied with the fact that the shrimp is so attractive and kind-hearted.
Xu Shrimp said again: "Hurry home, I'll tell you a good story, how I can't be in a panic, I am not afraid of danger, I fight with wit, I am one against five, and I am unstoppable, showing my might, and I knocked down a hooligan with a stick." ”
The shrimp almost didn't blow through the sky, using a large string of idioms. However, he has always used his brain and hands, and this experience is at least a breakthrough for himself, which is enough to be glorious. There is no doubt that if he had a tail, he would definitely rise to the sky.
Ji Ruomin said contemptuously: "It's all in the trunk of the cat people, and you still have the face to say?" It's almost like throwing yourself into a net, and I was embarrassed by so many people just now. ”
Xu Xia laughed, and suddenly found that the two had been talking for a long time, Lin Anan hadn't driven yet, and had been holding on to the steering wheel, turning around and looking at the two, as if waiting for the two to finish.
Seeing that he stopped abruptly, Ji Ruomin also found out, and said strangely: "Why don't you drive yet?" ”
Lin Anan said: "It's the middle of the night, do you want to go back?" How can I deal with it for a night? It's only a few minutes away. ”
Ji Ruomin didn't answer, and glanced at his lover.
This place is so close to Lin An'an's house, and it is also a small shrimp family, so it is reasonable that he should not go back. But all along, Lin Anan has come and gone, never stayed overnight, and the shrimp has never stayed. No matter how stupid Ji Ruomin is, she also knows that it is difficult for three people to live, and she knows that Xiao Shrimp has this heart disease, so she has not kept it, and now that the matter is coming, she doesn't know what to do.
Xu Xia realized that he coughed and said, "Do you still need to ask?" Isn't your home my home? It's not all the same, let's drive. ”
Lin Anan started the car. She didn't have to let the two of them go, but the key Xiao Shrimp turned around and realized this, and she was foolish, so she asked.
Ji Ruomin bit his lip and glanced at his lover, pinched his two fingers, and pinched him hard under the ribs.
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When the car was on the road, Xu Xia remembered something: "By the way, I don't have anything, what will Lin Dacai and those hooligans do?" Is it a crime? ”。
Ji Ruomin snorted and said: "As far as the facts are concerned, if you are fine, it is equivalent to an attempt, it is not a crime, and it is not a big deal, you will be detained for fifteen days and detained for five or six months." I can't be so cheap with them, though. ”
Xu Shrimp said: "Then what are you going to do?" ”
Ji Ruomin said confidently: "Those five garbage looks like a lot of things, the one surnamed Lin can find them so quickly, there must be a connection, what about the six people, are you afraid that no one will confess?" ”
Xu Xia asked again: "What if it's really okay?" ”
Ji Ruomin said impatiently: "I can't run away if I have nothing to do, the correctional and armed police inside and outside the detention center and prison are all my own people, I want him to stay as long as I want, don't worry about it." ”
Xu Xi didn't ask, from the removal of Sun Lingbiao, he knew that the big police flower would definitely do what he said. He was not compassionate, but felt that Lin Dacai and those people might not have a criminal connection, so he asked. In the final analysis, Lin Dacai is to blame, and it has nothing to do with him, it's the same as Sun Lingbiao, so he doesn't know.
The car soon arrived at Lin An's house, and the three of them went upstairs.
Lin Anan said to Xiao Shrimp when he entered the door: "Hurry up and take off your clothes and pants, and I'll wash you, or you won't have to wear them tomorrow morning." ”
Xu Xia looked at the two women, and said for a long time: "The clothes and pants are to be washed, but there is one more important thing, I am so dangerous today, should you give me a crush?" ”
The two girls quickly glanced at each other, and Ji Ruomin said reluctantly: "Aren't you all afraid of danger, why are you still surprised?" ”
Xu Xia touched his beloved wife's lips and said with a smile: "I am not afraid of danger, but I am afraid now, so the two of you must sleep with me together, and you can't do without one." ”
This is not an accidental result, Lin Anan knew that Xiao Shrimp would not snub her, and Ji Ruomin had already been mentally prepared, but when she heard Xiao Shrimp say it cheekily, she still had a fever on her face and gasped.
Xu Shrimp untied his shirt, threw it to Ji Ruomin, and said with a grin: "It's so decided, one of you will wash one, and hurry up and give me a shock after washing." He took off his pants again and threw them to Lin An'an.
Ignoring the two girls, he didn't wash, only wore trousers, and swaggered in.
The two women each hugged one and looked at each other.
Ji Ruomin said with a bitter face: "Wash it, you have succeeded again." ”
Lin Anan said politely: "Who succeeds?" You're pretty much getting away with it, you're going to do something disgusting to show me, don't think I don't know. "I went on my toes.
Ji Ruomin was so angry that he trembled all over, and only after a while did he spit out a sentence: "What is the stinky little San'er?" Believe it or not, I'm going to make him disgusting and disgusting you tonight? ”
ps: Tomorrow my mother will come home, I will be lazy for a day, and I will make up the arrears next week, forgive me.
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