Chapter 202: Aunt level
"Brother, don't you want to sleep with Ling'er?"
"No, no, no, I like to sleep with Ling'er!"
So, Ling Xiao climbed onto Ling'er's bed with a pillow and the quilt full of little Nizi kawaii toys, and fell asleep with Ling'er, who was excited to tell a story.
originally thought that the story of He Zhixin's chick would end here, but the next day when Ling Xiao died in the company, he had to experience the feeling of squeezing the bus, so just after two stops, it was full in an instant, and Ling Xiao's whole person was squeezed into an insincere and benevolent shape, and he grabbed the safety pole above his head, and Ling Xiao even felt that he had left the ground.
On such a hot day and on such a crowded bus, it was hard not to happen, and Ling Xiao saw a bold groping pig hand climb onto the ass of a woman in front of him.
The woman's plump buttocks**, office professional clothes with a special sense of surname, black stockings and high heels are obviously a small white-collar worker, the pale yellow hair princess hairstyle is scattered on her head, the hand first rubbed on her buttocks, she obviously felt it, and trembled, but when squeezing the bus, she had to have this awareness, so she didn't turn back, just moved forward a little, but you don't know when the bus is crowded, don't say move, even panting is a problem.
This made this salty pig brother proud, and pinched the buttocks tightly when people didn't care, the woman's whole body suddenly trembled nervously, Ling Xiao secretly said This buddy is a bit too much, you just touch it, and you still molest people like this, isn't this a cheat? Besides, before Lao Tzu started, you did, do not understand the rules.
But just as Ling Xiao stretched out a hand to hit the salty pig hand, the woman suddenly turned around, the salty pig hand disappeared instantly, Ling Xiao's hand was awkwardly stretched out in the air, the woman had a good face, with a pair of red edges, eyes, looking at Ling Xiao's hand that did not move forward or backward, it was a slap, and Ling Xiao instantly became the focus of everyone.
"Alas, brother, why should you?"
"That's it, it's also interesting to touch you on the bus, bullying other girls!"
"That's it, seeing that you're not too young, how to do this kind of thing"!
“……”
What can Ling Xiao say no? No, there is no camera here, his hand has not been stretched out yet, Ling Xiao had to sigh secretly, withdrew his hand, and didn't say anything, he was interrogated by three adults for a few hours last night, and now he is suffering from this kind of resentment, Ling Xiao really wants to cry.
"That's right!"
Ling Xiao suddenly remembered that the fucking dog* salty pig hand is still happy to this day, fucking he is happy to let Lao Tzu carry the black pot, Ling Xiao suddenly looked behind him with a fierce look, and glanced around, hoping to find the real owner of the salty pig hand.
It's a pity, the characteristics of the salty pig hand are ruthless, accurate, fast, it is impossible to let Ling Xiao send his master, although he saw that several men had such thoughts, but after all, he couldn't point to others, so Ling Xiao secretly said unlucky, honestly turned around, and tried to make room for that girl.
Feeling that his left hand was a little tired, he changed his hand, and his left hand seemed to be rubbed from a soft place, and suddenly Ling Xiao's left side let out a howl like killing a pig.
"Ahh You pervert, you actually touched my boobs u! ”
Ling Xiao looked sideways, one is at least the level of an aunt, uh, no, although the pockmarks on people's faces, the two eyes are as small as needle eyes, but they still look quite young.
Wait, what did she say? I touch her boobs?
Ling Xiao glanced at the airfield where she could barely see the arc, and then glanced at the eyes that looked at her in all directions, especially the girl in front of him, looking at herself with an almost disdainful look, her personality was instantly killed, Ling Xiao swallowed her saliva, but she didn't explain anything, this woman is not someone he knows, there is no need to explain, but this aunt here, it's not right to be hungry, big sister.
"Big sister...... You ......"
"Phew, who is your eldest sister, see clearly, the old lady is still a sister, do you understand the innocent sister?!"
Ling Xiao swallowed his saliva, and his long mouth was not closed for a long time.
"Uh, girl, I'm ......"
"What am I, you still don't dare to admit it, tell you, the big guys have seen it today, you must be responsible for me!"
Ling Xiao instantly stood in place as if he had been struck by lightning, not daring to move in the slightest.
At that moment, he wanted to kill himself, and he wanted to squeeze the bus, which was really self-inflicted.
"Huh?!"
"Responsible ......"
"Why, everyone has seen it, you first molested that girl, and then hit the old lady with your thoughts, don't think about leaving if you don't give the old lady an explanation today! Seeing that you are tall and handsome, the old lady will not suffer, and she will pay tens of thousands of yuan as a bride price! ”
"Bride Price ......"
Ling Xiao thought of ...... with this aunt Hungry, the eldest sister got married, and suddenly there was an idea of wanting to be reincarnated and reincarnate.
Even the male compatriots around them looked at themselves with sympathy, but sympathy is sympathy, for this eldest sister's statement, they actually nodded and said that if you are not responsible, we will beat you.
"Eldest sister, I think you misunderstood, I didn't ......"
"Nope!"
The eldest sister saw that she was about to succeed, and she was aiming up and down at Ling Xiao, and this was what she wanted, and instantly her face showed an expression of being sure of you, and she grabbed Ling Xiao's hand.
"Am I still lying, and you still dare not admit it? Are you the one who eats and wipes your mouth clean and leaves? Do you treat what happened between us as if it didn't happen? ”
Ling Xiao was suddenly thundered, and at this moment, the entire people in the car looked over, and they all looked like they were sitting back and watching the chaos in the world.
Ling Xiao panicked, he was really panicked, he was not soft on killing, but the lethality of the eldest sister in front of him was too great, and the skin of the face was not something that he could pierce by himself, and his defense was superb.
What should I do if it's miserable?
"Husband, what are you doing?"
At this moment, a hand with purple nail polish climbed up Ling Xiao's shoulder, and a large G-cup chest was pressed up, Ling Xiao turned around and instantly found a savior.
"Zhixin, it's great that you're here, save me!"
It's not Zhixin, this chick, who is stretching her waist lazily with a lazy look, I really don't know how her g-cup classmate came over in such a crowded place.
"Save you, promise me one condition!"
"What conditions!"
"I haven't thought about it yet, so you say yes or no!"
"I ......"
“…… If you don't agree, forget it, I'm leaving! ”
"Don't, I promise my big camp!"
Only then did Zhixin flash a sly look in his eyes and looked at the eldest sister.
"I said eldest sister, are you mistaken, you confirm that my husband touched you!"
Seeing such a stunner suddenly come out and say that she was the wife of the man in front of her, the eldest sister was obviously panicked, and she was embarrassed to say that she was at the airport, so don't you come to play at your airport if you have g cup big breasts?
But the so-called losing the game can't lose the temperament, the eldest sister held up her waist and scolded.
"You stinky man has a woman and comes out to mess with flowers, the innocence of the old lady is tarnished by you, you ......"
She was wrong, she was really wrong, because now she wants to challenge Miss Zhixin Huowu, who has become a super boba hot girl, seeing the fierce appearance of the eldest sister in front of her, Miss Zhixin pulled Ling Xiao behind her in a hurry, and then slapped the eldest sister's hand away.
"Auntie, uh, no, grandma, you don't shine on yourself through the car window, just your face like the scene of the car accident, there is a male animal surnamed who is interested in you, you should burn high incense Amitabha, my husband is handsome and dashing, and many girls rush into his arms, he doesn't even frown, he just loves me, a man like this will have thoughts about you, Look at your almost sunken boobs, it's unbearable, you actually say that my husband has thoughts about your boobs, are you all dead when all the women in this world are dead...... (10,000 words omitted)"
When Zhixin finished speaking, no one dared to approach within at least one meter with her as the center, and then looked at the eldest sister, who was already foaming at the ground, and her thighs were not talking twice, looking dead.
Zhixin clapped his hands with satisfaction, pressed the doorbell, and looked at the stunned Ling Xiao enough to hook his fingers.
"Husband, don't leave yet, you want to die in a hurry!"
"Shhh
Ling Xiao gasped, goosebumps fell all over his body, he glanced at the eldest sister sympathetically, and then got out of the car.
As soon as he got out of the car, he was hooked by Liu Zhixin's neck.
"Hey, uncle, you just promised me one thing, you won't regret it!"
Ling Xiao crawled her hand away and knocked on the door of her head.
"I'm embarrassed to say that I didn't mention that I was relieved in the car, and I was really unlucky today."
Seeing that Ling Xiao was about to leave, the chick hurriedly chased after her.
"Oh, you big man doesn't even count when he talks, it's a shame that my sister still has a crush on a man like you, you men really don't have a good thing!"
"Who said that my words don't count, you say, what are the conditions!"
Ling Xiao was in a hurry to see Li Xiaoyao, he didn't have time to delay work with this chick, not to mention that she was Zhiyan's sister, although Ling Xiao was interested in beauties, especially this kind of boba-level beauty, but he really didn't get to the point of taking it all, he respected Liu Zhiyan, respected her strong and persistent spirit, and would not have any thoughts about her sister.
Liu Zhixin heard that Ling Xiao agreed, so he frowned and stared at Ling Xiao carefully and said word by word, "I...... Want...... You...... Marry...... I...... Sister! ”
Seeing Zhixin, who was hanging a child, looking at himself so sincerely, the persistence and identification in his eyes made Ling Xiao not think that she was really joking, Ling Xiao suddenly knew.
How deep is the relationship between the two sisters, the elder sister thinks about her sister at any time, and she is extremely pampered and doting on her sister for the happiness of her sister, it seems that she is beaten very hard, but both Ling Xiao and Zhixin know that the hardships and pains that Zhiyan has endured for her sister are unimaginable, and her single status is an obvious example.
And it is impossible for the seemingly nervous chick Zhixin not to discover her sister's true love, no matter how crazy she is, she will always be a good girl in front of her sister Liu Zhiyan, and she will never dare to object to what her sister says.
'Sisters, they are so strong! Zhiyan, thank you for your hard work, but your hard work has not been in vain, your sister is very sensible' Ling Xiao comforted Zhiyan in his heart, and then patted Zhixin's head.
"What do you mean by laughing, do you agree or not, let me tell you, there are more people chasing my sister, and you can walk through the entire downtown street from here, and it is your honor to let my sister marry you, besides, my sister is a little rich woman, very rich, what's wrong with you marrying her!"
This chick chirped all the way, knowing that she didn't stop when she saw Shengxin Building.