"Are you stupid or am I stupid, Lao Tzu is playing heads-up with you? Your head is rusty? Zhou Wen said disdainfully.

"You should be stupid!"

"your grandma, play word games with me, right! Still want to be beaten? ”

"I'm afraid you won't make it!" Liu Jiefu, who was beside Han Lichuan, said angrily.

"The mud can't hold up the wall, see you at the old place at night!" Zhou Wen caught a glimpse of the prison guards who were looking at him in the distance, and said to Han Lichuan unwillingly.

Zhou Wen walked away with a toothpick in his mouth, and Liu Jiefu gritted his teeth and said: "Zhou Wen of this dog day, sooner or later, he will clean him up!" ”

"Clean up your uncle, your two brushes can clean him up, let's go, go over there and smoke a cigarette and think about what to do at night!" Han Wangchuan said.

"Uncle, you're only 1.6 meters, I can't clean him up at 1.78 meters, can you clean him up?"

"I'll let you be one meter six, I'll let you be one meter seven or eight!" Han Lichuan directly took off his shoes and chased after Liu Jiefu.

Han Lichuan is thirty-five years old, but he has a forty-year-old face, and it is called vicissitudes in Han Lichuan's mouth.

Liu Jiefu is thirty years old, and he is from the same village as Han Lichuan, according to the generation of the countryside, Liu Jiefu's official Han Lichuan is called uncle.

A bunch of strange combinations of uncles and nephews have blinded the entire Huaicheng Prison!

The two were arrested here for a concussion and broken leg from the village chief, and were sentenced to two years, and this year is the second year.

The reason is that the village chief's brute scourged Liu Jiefu's sister, Han Wangchuan couldn't look at it, and directly took a hoe and copied the village chief's house with Liu Jiefu, and the village chief's family called the police to get caught here.

"Uncle Han, how can we deal with that calf at night?"

"Since ancient times, the tricks have been made to fools, and when you work in the field for a while, you will wrap some lime powder and blind the eyes of this dog!"

"Uncle still has a trick, just like this, kill this girl!" Jeff Liu said with a smile.

"Uncle, did you say that the person we saved that time would come to save us, I called according to the number he left for us last time, and he listened to what I said that he was in a meeting, and he would make a profit about us when he had time, is this person reliable?"

"God knows!" Han Lichuan held the flue.

"I think he seems to be mixing very well, he drives that car or a four-lap Audi, and he looks very rich!"

"There are a lot of people pretending to be forced, and if you drive a good car, you will mix well, and when your uncle is mixed, we will not buy a car, but a bus!"

"What do you do when you buy a bus?"

"Just pull you alone, go around the city of the day, stop when you get to the station, don't solicit customers, do more wind!"

"Pull the wind, it's really pull the wind!" Liu Jiefu said longingly.

The two of them were looking forward to the future of driving the bus, and the radio went off.

"Number 00753 trot to the warden's office!"

"Which fool is this lucky again?" Liu Jiefu extinguished the cigarette butt and said.

"Fuck your uncle, Lao Tzu is 00753!" Han Lichuan slapped Liu Jiefu on the head and said.

"Uncle, you hit me on the head again!"

"If you don't beat you, you won't have a long memory, don't be alone, hurry back to the cell, I'll go see what's going on!"

"Then be careful, the warden's dead fat paper is not a good bird!" Jeff Liu said with concern.

"Got it!"

Han Lichuan trotted forward in the direction of the prison warden's office.

"Report!"

"Come in!" The voice of the dead fat man rang out.

"00753 Han Lichuan has arrived, may I ask the prison director what is the matter with me?" Han Lichuan routinely said.

"Take this piece of paper and go through the formalities, you can get out of prison!" The fat prison warden threw out this sentence that made Han Lichuan directly dumbfounded.

"Huh?"

"Ahh

"No, no, no!" Han Lichuan took the piece of paper and smiled like a child.

"Anything else?" The fat warden didn't look up.

"Can you put someone in it?" Han Lichuan whispered.

"Han Wangchuan, do you think this is the labor market? Believe it or not, I'll get that piece of paper back and put you in there! The fat man said angrily.

"You specify that it will not! Surely the people who can catch me won't! Han Lichuan said with a smile.

"I know a lot, this is the procedure of the person who came in with you, take him and fuck off!"

"Thank you, Warden!" Han Lichuan grabbed the pardon and rushed out.

The one-meter-six Han Lichuan and the one-meter-seven-eight Liu Jiefu are indeed a bit funny together, and the two of them walked out of the big iron gate with a sack really surprised Xizi.

"These are the two people that Brother Tiger confessed? Mistaken, right? ”

Xizi took out her mobile phone and called Brother Tiger, described the two strange two, and hung up the phone to greet Brother Tiger after getting confirmation from Brother Tiger.

"Han Lichuan, Jeff Liu?"

"How?" Han Lichuan held the flue.

"Come with me!" Kiko said.

"Where are you going?"

"Brother Tiger wants to see you two?"

"You mean Brother Huahu?" Liu Jiefu said.

"Yes!"

"Let's go!" Liu Jeff said excitedly.

"I'll just say it, what my mother said is right, this magpie climbing the branch must be a good thing, Brother Huahu is reliable!" Liu Jeff said with a smile.

"Wait!" Han Lichuan shouted.

"What's wrong, uncle?" Jeff Liu, who was walking in front, turned his head and said.

"I'm in front!" Han Lichuan trotted a few steps.

Xizi didn't understand what was going on, and Liu Jeff whispered on the side: "My uncle likes to be a big man, let him go!" ”

"Jeff opens the door for Uncle!"

"Good!" Liu Jeff pedaled and ran to open the car door.

Kiko couldn't cry or laugh, and got into the car to drive.

Han Lichuan sat cross-legged with his hands and bare feet, dominating the back seat.

Liu Jiefu sat in the co-pilot, turned his head and said, "Uncle, I'll just say, this Huahu brother is reliable!" ”

"Yes, reliable! I'll go take a shower later, find a massage lady, and by the way, I'm taking a shot! The one in front, Brother Tiger has any arrangements? ”

Kiko said as she drove, "This is really not true! ”

"You call and ask Brother Hu, is there any?"

Kiko directly had the urge to push this strange thing to the ground, and shouted: "Put your shoes on, how many days have you not washed your feet?" ”

"Three months!" Liu Jiefu whispered.

"I'm your uncle!" Han Lichuan kicked over, but his body was not long enough, so he fell directly from the back row, and his waist rested directly on the seat position, grinning in pain.

"Uncle, take it easy!" Jeff Liu said with concern.

"I'll get out of the car and clean you up later!" Han Lichuan propped up the chair and said.

But I put on my shoes with quality, and said to Xizi who was driving: "Your car is driving very steadily, but the speed is not good, I drive a tractor faster than you!" ”

"This is the speed limit, up to fifty!" Kiko really wanted to shut this guy's mouth.

"his uncle, you have to limit the speed to build a road, hey, hey, overtook that girl's car,, I saw that girl, she looks so smart!" Han Lichuan shouted at the top of his voice.

"Big brother, that's Land Rover, let's this Jetta, it's two grades at all!"