The morning sun sprinkles thousands of lights, and the lotus flowers are fragrant,

It was a sunny morning, Wu Ming yawned, stood in the patio and stretched out, the good weather is refreshing, very suitable for adultery and cheating, I don't know if the red apricots in the courtyard are sticking out of the wall,

With a bang, Zhuge Dachang opened the door, trotted out of the door with his legs and cheeks, with an eager look, his unusually erratic footwork made Wu Ming look sideways,

"Brother Pig, what a handsome footwork, are you doing light work?"

"Light your brother-in-law, Lao Tzu has an uncomfortable stomach, and he is about to pull it out."

Watching Zhuge Dachang cover his ass and go away, Wu Ming smiled dumbly, last night they caught a soft-shelled turtle in the pool of the rain pavilion, who knew that after eating, Zhuge Dachang had slight allergic symptoms, and the current situation should be the sequelae,

It was noon after breakfast, Zhuge Dachang was not in good health, and after breakfast, he went back to the house to lie down, Wu Ming walked out of the small courtyard with his hands on his back, wandering around idlely, a swaying hip entered his sight, a pair of blazing kryptonite dog eyes blinked green light, he involuntarily followed, like a dog saw a bun,

Sakuragi Natsuhara had a trace of shame in her eyes, and a trace of helplessness, except for killing, she didn't know how to deal with a thick-skinned man over the wall, a man who didn't put morality and ethics in his eyes, such a man made women afraid,

In Wu Ming's eyes, Sakuragi Natsuhara is like a big meat bun, but this meat bun is still on someone's plate, and if you reach out to take it directly, you will undoubtedly break your legs, and it is not easy to steal it, it is really sad.

A woman's heart has a door, forcibly breaking in, will only hurt a woman's heart, the best way is to find the key, and then open the heart door, but the key is not found overnight,

"Do you want to come in with me?"

Wu Ming came back to his senses and looked at Sakuragi Natsuhara, whose face was like frost, only to find that he had unconsciously returned to his residence with her, smiled and said, "Can't you, I heard that Madame is good at tea ceremony, I want to taste the tea you brewed." ”

Sakuragi Xia Yuan snorted coldly, turned around and walked into the courtyard noncommittally, just as she meant to acquiesce, Wu Mingxi followed in with a smile,

Although Sakuragi Natsuhara did not work, her life was more regular than that of office workers, practicing kendo or karate every morning, and learning tea ceremony and flower arrangement in the afternoon.

Tea ceremony is a kind of life art of cooking tea and drinking tea, that is, to cultivate one's self with tea, it is very helpful to cultivate sentiment by making tea, appreciating tea, smelling tea, drinking tea, enhancing friendship, cultivating virtue, learning etiquette,

After taking a bath, Sakuragi Natsuhara changed into a light kimono, and she chose to turn a blind eye to the uninvited guests in front of her, fiddling with the tea set by herself, while Wu Ming dragged her cheeks with both hands and looked at her in a daze.

The tea ceremony seems to have really played a role in self-cultivation, brewing a pot of tea, seeing Wu Ming sitting with a dead face and an old god, Sakuragi Natsuhara secretly shook his head, poured a cup of tea, and greeted: "Wu Mingjun, please." ”

"The way you look now makes me a little unaccustomed to it......" Facing the gentle and polite Sakuragi Natsuhara, Wu Ming was a little uncomfortable, and said cautiously: "This is poisoned in this tea." ”

"You want me to call you to your death."

"This tone is right, the tiger is the tiger, what kind of little cat."

Sakuragi Natsuhara, who was pruning the flower branches, cut off a flower branch fiercely, stared at Wu Ming's hands on his legs, and said viciously: "I found that there are many parts of your body that are too long, and they should be cut off." ”

Following Sakuragi Natsuhara's gaze, Wu Ming lowered his head, subconsciously protected his second brother, and exclaimed, "What do you want to do." As he spoke, his face became shy, and he continued: "How do you know how long my stuff is, you peeked at me on the toilet." ”

Sakuragi Xia Yuan paused for a moment, and after thinking about the meaning of Wu Ming's words, his face turned red, and he said angrily: "Baga, I'm talking about your hands." ”

"I thought you were talking about my birds."

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Originally, there was still a little ambiguous atmosphere on this cold field, Wu Ming drank hot tea, secretly looked at the beautiful Sakuragi Xia Yuan, his eyes purred, if only the doctor was here, get some sweat medicine with him, and then prostitute himself during the day...... No...... The white head concentric is in front of you,

Ikebana, which is also a traditional art of the East, is a kind of flower arrangement technique to put it bluntly, the land of the country of the sun is long and narrow, and the temperature difference between the north and the south is large, but in general, the climate is warm and pleasant, and there are flowers in full bloom all year round.

Sakuragi Natsuhara uses cherry blossoms for flower arrangement, she seems to like cherry blossoms very much, and even has a cherry blossom in her coiled hair, Wu Ming thinks that she wears linen and filial piety, and it will be more beautiful with white chrysanthemums on her head,

One bow, two bows, three bows, family response,

The husband has not been extinguished, how can he be home, Wu Ming gave birth to a passionate and heroic emotion in his chest, if Sakuragi Natsuhara knew what he was thinking at this time, he would definitely pour him hot tea without saying a word, and by the way, he would knock him into a pimple with a teapot.

Relatively speechless, it is difficult to soak any girl, let alone seduce a married woman, Wu Ming coughed lightly, and said tactfully: "Can I ask me, why do you only use cherry blossoms in flower arrangement, and can't you use other flowers." ”

Sakuragi Natsuhara carefully pruned the flower branches, and replied without being salty or light: "I like cherry blossoms, and now is the most beautiful season for cherry blossoms." ”

"Oh......" Wu Ming nodded and asked, "Is there anything particular about this flower arrangement, and what kind of technique do you use?" ”

"The flower arrangement technique I use is the Matsukaze cherry blossom flow unique to the Sakuragi family."

"Sakuragi's ikebana, Sakuragi ikebana."

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Wu Ming raised his eyebrows and said meaningfully: "Actually, you can try other flowers, other flowers are also very beautiful, such as apricot blossoms." ”

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Sakuragi Natsuhara didn't seem to hear it, and still didn't reply, Wu Ming continued to shave his head and pick his head hot, and continued: "Have you heard of Qinglian's love, it is the most poignant love story in our China. ”

Sakuragi Natsuhara frowned and said, "I've only heard of Liang Zhu. ”

"That's because you're lonely and unheard...... Wu Ming said solemnly: "There was once a lonely and helpless girl, her name was Pan Jinlian......"

"Pan Jinlian." Sakuragi Natsuhara interrupted Wu Ming's words and said with a look of shame: "You mean that she and Ximen Qing, they seem to be a pair of adulterers...... There is no love between them at all. ”

"Why isn't it love?" Wu Ming retorted: "Your thinking is too narrow, love is not divided into male and female genders, is it still divided into married and unmarried." ”

"You're a strong ......"

"Have you seen the Titanic?"

Ikebana and tea ceremony are a kind of calm, self-cultivation pastime, but the two because of disagreement, each quarreled, Sakuragi Natsuhara's two female subordinates heard the sound of their quarrel, and the footsteps that were about to enter the door quietly retreated,

Miss is a sword of Yakuza, a cold sword, maybe only this man treats her as a woman, the two five big and three thick women are full of emotion in their hearts, and Sakuragi Natsuhara, who has been cultivating herself for many years, will hardly be angry,

But now, she actually quarreled with a man, since this man moved in, this cold sword seemed to have a temperature, began to get angry, and talked more and more, the most important thing is that she is more and more like a woman, a woman with flesh and blood and soul,

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Eat other people's food, live in other people's courtyards, and dare to give opinions to others, the result can only be swept out of the house by others, Wu Ming, who is noisy, was driven out by the angry Sakuragi Natsuhara, and returned to the courtyard where he lived.

As soon as he entered the door, he bumped into Zhuge Dachang, who was holding a bundle of wires, with a fierce expression on his face, Wu Ming said curiously: "Brother Pig, where are you going, why is your face so ugly." ”

"You're back just in time." Zhuge Dachang put his hand on Wu Ming's shoulder, and said involuntarily: "Come with me, help me take revenge together, and kill all those damned eight lambs." ”

"Who are you going to kill?" Wu Ming hurriedly persuaded him: "You dissipate your anger first, this is someone else's territory, you have to calm down." ”

Zhuge Dachang rolled his eyes and said, "What are you nervous about, it's not for you to kill." ”

Wu Ming was puzzled: "Then you said that you want to kill all the eight lambs of the kings." ”

The two came to the pool by the rain pavilion, Wu Ming couldn't help laughing, Zhuge Dachang wanted to kill the real Wang Balamb,

"Ho ho ......" Zhuge Dachang laughed proudly, untied the wire and threw it into the water, and said with a fierce look in his eyes: "I hurt Lao Tzu for a night and a day, and now I will let you know how powerful I am." ”

Seeing Zhuge Dachang's slightly childish behavior, Wu Ming showed a wry smile and said, "So many fish, if they are all electrocuted, I don't know how long and what month they will be eaten." ”

"Fuck it." Zhuge Dachang walked to Wu Ming's side, patted him on the shoulder hard, and said viciously: "Go back, work with electricity." ”

When the sun was about to set, everyone fished out the dead fish in the pond with a bitter face, Sakuragi Natsuhara's face was iron-blue, she stared at the two casual men by the pool, these two bastards, who had only lived for half a month, actually caused so much trouble,

"Poor little turtle." Wu Ming had a compassionate expression on his face, picked up a soft-shelled turtle by the pond and threw it to Chen Yuanyuan on the side, and continued: "Go back and take good care of it." ”

"Take care of it."

"Go back and help me make the soup."

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Soft-shelled turtle, this is a big supplement, especially for men, there is a saying called the type of supplement, eat the heart to supplement the heart, eat the liver to supplement the liver, Wang Ba has a part of the body that looks particularly similar to the artifact, eat turtles under the bed, and the bed will not eat turtles far away, which is very important for a man who regards adultery as a career.